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UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye.


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention.

Biglittlelois:
I've had an out of body experience, I felt myself leave my body and was going down, like falling, it was so scary I thought I was dying.

HarunaWest:
February 24, 2018 was the day I will never forget . Happened in oshogbo around 6:45a.m. Was journeying back to Kogi with my colleagues, then all of a sudden the driver started screaming Jesus, Jesus, I knee instantly that shit has hit the fan. The front tire(right) bursted and all of a sudden our car started somersaulting like Olympic champion. It's turned thrice and landed on its head. Thankfully I was strapped on a seat belt. I wasn't hurt, not even a scratch.

Slymonster:
For an Ak 47 on his leg? .What if the damage is severe or he lose a lot of blood before being operated and die or lose his leg?There is no sense there okay

Ndeoma:
See bro am not the one going after her again. After she told me she is engaged I immediately withdrew myself but the situation here now is that she is the one coming for me. I don't even look at her face in church but one way or the other she will try to come around me. She watches my every move in church just in case I want to try out another lady in church. Most times when am smiling and chatting with my phone you'd clearly see this frown on her face. I've been observing this trend for a while now.

And you know once you love someone, definitely you'd fell like trying your luck once again to see whether their is a chance something could be established between you both. That's the state of dilemma I am in now. And also the lady too fine bro.

I value your advice bro and I will try to restrain myself from her at all cost. Funny enough I don't even call her on phone.

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Futurejoy:
I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

Maximus69:
It's their so called miraculous works that mankind needed now to get rid of Covid19 not this Robin Hood stuff!

shomutuski:
Broo see question!! I looked up that tree and i didn't see anyone, the bitch told me they are there. WHo he suppose be before

Me i just jp morgan chase commot

shomutuski:
Well! I don't know if my story is in line with the topic, i just felt like sharing it here.

While i was in university! My young blood got admitted into my school as a freshman, so it was a biggie for him that his senior brother was im final year and my squad was super lit, 7 man gang always rolling deep.

One time i went to see him in his lecture hall with my friends and all dem ladies there were thirsty af. You know how freshers always want to date guys above their peers level.

Long story short! That's how one of his course mate took my number and was chatting with me. I was actually astonished cus damn, the babe get mind. She just wanted a taste of the D.

I was even trying to engage her with suspense but she wasn't feeling it. She wanted straight hookup, first semester exams for me final year. I had one exam like that so i was reading in night class, her call came in and she was asking where i was?? I told her and she fixed a place where we should meet, very secluded and dark.

I was skeptical at first make he no go be setup!! But omo boy use one mind. I got there and she showed me her boobs very perky and caramel colored. Breast is my weak point. I like am diee ���. As i was freestyling on them, the babe just they give all those iphone ringtone....

That's how one nightguard shined torch ooo, we just jakpa commot, deep down i was praying we don't get caught cus i actually had a lot to lose been in final year, this bish never collect her first result sef. We linked up again in another location ooo, behind one stall like that close to a tree.

I told her to blow me, obviously she's not a professional cus she had major issue taking my whole girth. She was at it for good 15mins i didn't cum, this babe made a statement that i can never forget, she said jesus please save me here!!! � i almost died with laughter. Brothers forget about bishes claiming they are relegious ooo, if them see good D ehen. They go cooperate.

Nah so i finger am die!!! Emi hand of god maradona. The babe was so wet ehen, as i wan insert sim card nah so she say no. I asked why she said she's not ready that she needs permission. I was perplexed ooo, i asked from who she said from her friends.

I was like which friends she said the ones on the tree watching us. ������ Jesu

My gbola became flaccid, i asked if she was joking and she reiterated affirmatively... From there i sabi sey i don buy job.

Guys, i ran as fast as i could back to the hostel.
Told my guys and my brother what happened, i didn't sleep that night till the next morning after my papers. Alhamdulilah i passed if not i fot use extra year.

I traveled down to lagos to see my ustadh and i explained everything to him. I had to do spirituali cleansing and protection, barbed my hair skin and even set the outfit i wore that day on fire.

I graduated from University and all went well.

My brother told me years after that the babe is still into that modus operandi of giving nigga free bleeps.


Guys always be skeptical about a lady that wants to give you free knacks, some just want your destiny or something else.

If i wasn't fortified. Hmmmn i don't know what I'll be saying today.

Trueyarn:
I had a similar experience... Babes won't let me sleep... She was just wànking me off and insisted if I wouldn't do with the blood, I should stay awake and look into her eyes and squeeze her böobs at the same time.

Each time I came and would loose interest and drift off to sleep, she would dig her fixed nails into my dïck, I would scream and the sleep would be gone for another hour or so. She would just giggle and say "hands on böobs, now look into my eye" and she would resume wanking me. That level na till day break o...

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

taiocol:
This is what I expect from this companies Church. If every church starts doing this then I might be forced to giving them my 10%

2dice01:
You don dey make the money

Show us the way

Righteousness89:
All 3 gone!! Not one alive today!

This Life is Nothing but a Rehearsal for Eternity!!!

Don't use this Temporary little time we have here on Earth to Destroy your Life in Eternity!

Heaven is Real! Hell is also Real

Angy55:
Risky for both parties not only men

Angelacruz:
Nice writeup

2dice01:
Baba where have you been since ?

Akinsoladwayne:
Yes definitely

Akinsoladwayne:
Tcheeew
I'm NOBODY'S MR RIGHT. So if any lady sees me as one Mr Right ,I'm sorry to say I will end up being the Mr Wrong

J111333:
Sound advice I must say.

Number 7 is so point. Test me with your beautiful friend and end up being her bridesmaid.

kalufelix:
Trust me ..I'll always figure..its a special ability..I can watch your dream in my head...lol ...all i need from you is just one step or one cough not even one word...

internationalman:
All i know is Not testing your package before buying it is risky for men....

I meant buying from jumia

kalufelix:
Sense making with enough humour as well...seems you saved the best for the last...No 7 really make sense die.. Why will anybody mischievously test a fellow?? Na litmus?? ... If you ever test me you are a goner...I will so manipulate you after scoring A1 in your tests... Am an expert at that

2dice01:
The am a Virgin Package

Then wedding night after all tighten cream and alom
Your village now made you say this when he was doing his assignment ask you romantically
Bae you love it
Yes Honey Bang me harder and suck my left boóbs it makes me cum everytime

Maryjane001:
Such a beautiful advice. We ladies need to buckle up

Oluromantic:
Very good findings op.

But unfortunately, 80% of the target population of this your article are not even prepared for a marriage-based relationship.

PrinzCarter: