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Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by emzynuel1: 10:56am On Apr 30, 2022
Chaii
No try am ooo

Politics / Re: Army Kills Iswap/boko Haram Spiritual Leader, 'several Terrorists' In Borno by emzynuel1: 4:47pm On Apr 29, 2022
Hmm
Where are we going to

Romance / Re: Today Is Her Last Day In Our Office, We Love Each Other But It Seems Too Late by emzynuel1: 9:17am On Apr 29, 2022
Mumu man

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Crime / Re: “A Woman Laid Curse On Me” – Man Pleads After Allegedly Defiling Minors by emzynuel1: 9:36pm On Apr 13, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
Nigerian men are terrible.

They sleep with any thing that has a hole. Even the dead is not exempted.
All Nigerian females are stupid
They no they get sense
Politics / Re: Pictures From Tinubu's Meeting With APC Governors In Abuja by emzynuel1: 12:03pm On Apr 11, 2022
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Career / Video Editing by emzynuel1: 6:36pm On Apr 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: Drunk Soldier Bounced From A Club In Lagos (Photo, Video) by emzynuel1: 6:30pm On Apr 09, 2022
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Family / Most Painful Thing That Happened To You In 2021 by emzynuel1: 12:04am On Jan 01, 2022
As we celebrate this new year, let celebrate some of the worst and best thing that happened to us in 2021
Worst thing that happened to me was failing my post utme��
Best thing was getting my first bj����
Family / Re: ‘Holy Water’ Ruins 10-Year-Old Marriage by emzynuel1: 5:27pm On Oct 17, 2021
SportsHD:
Only God knows how much she bought the '' holy water'' from pastor.
Catholic church does not sell Holy water
U jux go to the tank or drum or tap and take it
No dey talk wetin u no no

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Family / Re: ‘Holy Water’ Ruins 10-Year-Old Marriage by emzynuel1: 5:25pm On Oct 17, 2021
Y d man go dey run from holy water sef
Abi am I nt getting something

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Family / Re: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by emzynuel1: 10:34am On Sep 16, 2021
Bro abeg if dey catch am abeg drop hw d tin go abeg
Abeg oooooooooo
Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by emzynuel1: 11:18pm On Aug 28, 2021
udoka55555:
This video makes me sad


I believe she didn't force this on himself....


Sometimes this chromosomes can mess someone up .....but we have to fight it so as to remain healthy individuals.....

Let's look for a way to help this individuals with mixed chromosomes.......


They have the right to live.
Which mumu chromosome
Shut d f**k up if u no ntin bout science
Is it in ur chromosome to select wat type of food u like
Abi ur choice
Is it in a thief chromosome to steal
If dat is do y dey dey go court
Oga rest abeg
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by emzynuel1: 11:29pm On Aug 24, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


Typical local broke male mindset on display, always exhibiting a lack of civility in interactions.

All they want is a dish cloth who will fall to their feet as if they are heaven and Earth, while they are empty within and have nothing to give, be it love or care.

We're all so tired of their false moralistic approach to anything to do with women. Women this, women that. Why are you still thirsting after women?
Did ur fada also lacked civility in interaction
Hmmm
Was ur mom d dish cloth dat fell on ur fadas feet
Hmmm
Was ur fada empty from within and also have a false moralistic approach to anytin dat has to do with women
If YES
Den I see wre d prob is
If NO
Den I tink it d type of pipu u attract or day u give space to
Try dating broke ass niggars more
Mayb dere will b a difference
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by emzynuel1: 11:21pm On Aug 24, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


Typical local broke male mindset on display, always exhibiting a lack of civility in interactions.

All they want is a dish cloth who will fall to their feet as if they are heaven and Earth, while they are empty within and have nothing to give, be it love or care.

We're all so tired of their false moralistic approach to anything to do with women. Women this, women that. Why are you still thirsting after women?
I no even abuse u sef
U rush go dey call me broke ass niggar
because I no get pussy way sugar daddy and yahoo boi go Bleep abi
Una go useless una sef turning ur various selves to baby mama and co
Tmao una go dey shout men are scum
Oga rest
Atleast we broke still get peace of mind join
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by emzynuel1: 11:03pm On Aug 24, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


Typical local broke male mindset on display, always exhibiting a lack of civility in interactions.

All they want is a dish cloth who will fall to their feet as if they are heaven and Earth, while they are empty within and have nothing to give, be it love or care.

We're all so tired of their false moralistic approach to anything to do with women. Women this, women that. Why are you still thirsting after women?
Men don't prove to b moralistic mind u
90% of the time u no dat a guy want to have sef with u
Den u start conversing with im, billing im den wen e reach tym fr u to repay u start complaining dat men like sex too much
Pls abeg
U cannot even compare me with all dose guys dat do stay in ur street abeg
Dere is levels to dis shit men
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by emzynuel1: 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


Basic male local mind. Everything is about sex to you. Or beauty.


Things don't make sense to you until you've sexualized them. You have a lot of development to do and 99.9% brains to grow.
Basically local woman mindset
All u want is to receive love and care without giving shit
U must have forgotten d law of equivalent trade
Am fucking tired of all dis pseudo moralistic individuals

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by emzynuel1: 4:23pm On Aug 22, 2021
englishmart:
Saying yes or no is up to me. We're not on the same level morally. Wrong or right is just about perspectives.
Y not start raping nah
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by emzynuel1: 3:48pm On Aug 01, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


What a basic way for men to reason. It's always about an imaginary relationship and its sexual "benefits", to men.

Do you people have anything else you think of? Or is that all you think about? If it's not about sex, Nigerian males can't reason anything else out. Yet they talk about wanting intelligent women, when above quote is their best.

All Nigerian men think about is sex, dextre.
Sista rest abeg
All dis small small pikin talk
Las Las jux talk say d guys way u dey meet online no fu*k u well or u no fyn so Dem no dey cum ur Syd
Stop acting like a bit*h and fucking say wat is upsetting u
Hypocrite jux dey everywhere
Family / African Parent And Their Children Names by emzynuel1: 11:35am On Jun 21, 2021
I read somewhere that a person name affects his or her character and then I came to the realisation that most African parent have to stopped giving their children African names even if they do they Don't even call that child that name
Why do most Nigerian parent lately hate giving their children their tribe name like chisom, ola, fumbi e.t.c and prefer giving them crazy names like endurance, persistence, sanctuary, Jasper, e.t.c which does not have and spiritual backing or something.
Celebrities / Re: ''Feminists Avoid Me''- Mercy Eke Writes (photo) by emzynuel1: 8:53pm On Jun 18, 2021
sapphiere:
It beats my imagination when I see some women reject the movement. Like they are so comfortable being opressed. SHM

Why are Nigerian men so so insecure? Once the hear the word "feminism" their blood get hot.

Do u even know whu d real feminist are
U go jux hear movement dey support am
If u are a true feminist u won't call it women rather 'womyn'
Celebrities / Re: ''Feminists Avoid Me''- Mercy Eke Writes (photo) by emzynuel1: 8:52pm On Jun 18, 2021
sapphiere:
It beats my imagination when I see some women reject the movement. Like they are so comfortable being opressed. SHM

Why are Nigerian men so so insecure? Once the hear the word "feminism" their blood get hot.

Kindly define oppression
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Worst Employer You Ever Worked With And Why Did You Quit? by emzynuel1: 8:46pm On Jun 18, 2021
D bastard owe me 2 month salary oooh I complain give am e still dey shout fr my head
Omo nah so man vex dey knack im Dota oooh constant knacking nii oooo
E con catch u one day, d bastard con use dat style sack me
D idiot no no say im Dota dey 2 weeks preg
Omo I japaa comot fr lag leave d gal n d preg ooo
Shebi d idiot tin say w wise

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Politics / Re: "BAKASSI BOYS" Return To Awka, Anambra State (Video) by emzynuel1: 8:05am On Jun 17, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
In 21st century people still dey backward like this
Very sad.
Pls say no to jungle justice,
death caused by false accusation can never be undone

If they are the same people that discredit rule of law, disregard fair hearing and trial. Then they are backward.
Wre u born den
Baba calm down
If dis guys can reduce crime then am 100% fr dem
Religion / Re: Should A Believer Join A Protest Against The Government? by emzynuel1: 4:06pm On Jun 13, 2021
DavidAO:
This question has been on my mind lately, I watch how things happen so fast and wonder if these things are actually in accordance with the person of Christ and what the Bible says.

It’s mind bugging that Nigeria is a very religious society but our practices outside these religious temples are quite the opposite what the books say. I can understand if a Muslims does certain things as they are not aware of the truth but it’s very baffling when those who claim to be follow Christ act certain ways.

Our mission as believers is to live out the person of Christ, take action as he would. We have to Bible for us to learn about his person, and the Holy Spirit to teach us his character so we do not deviate. Sadly enough, the person of Jesus is absent in our society. Our society realistically reflects the person of Satan.

This question should never even come to life but it has to because people are more easily influenced by others than focus on biblical information.

Jesus shows us an exceptional character we must put up in the face of oppression. In fact, the apostles being led by the Holy Spirit continued this character by being obedient till death. The Bible has many apostles telling us that we must obey the government and explained that we must do so in reverence to God so that we might silent noise makers.

Sadly people do not care about Jesus whenever it’s time to lash out at the president or anyone in office, or engage in protest against lawful authority as contrary to biblical instructions. In fact, many religious leaders are in the habit of inciting the people against the government as a show of their spiritual identity. These things are all works of flesh according to Galatians 5:20.

Protest whether lawful or unlawful are a demonstration against lawful authority and it doesn’t in anyway represent Christ in us. While we may not endorse the behavior of people in office, it’s important that we see them as playing their part to help us actualize our destiny in Christ. Protest is a satanic nature and it should not be a part of a person who claims to follow Christ.

Written by: David A.O., author of the science of God and Life
www.davidaobooks.com
Common shut up dere
All dis foolish Christian's
Even the Bible tells us dat one has a duty towards it country
Whu is dis bastard to tell me otherwise
SO u see pipu suffering and dying and u are eating rice n beans saying it's a sin to protest against what is ryt
My fwend u are d devil cohort
I spit on ur grave
FOOL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My First Job Experience After School As A Lady. by emzynuel1: 12:05pm On Jun 06, 2021
Some pipu go dey reason am say nah only women dey dey knack or sexualize
But my dear brothers and sista even men sef do get sexualized or sexually harrased
Anyway u way get mind to do d job do am
U way no get mind sheef make anoda pesin do am

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Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: Canada, The EU, Ireland, UK And US Issues Joint Statement by emzynuel1: 7:57am On Jun 06, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Sai Baba now and forever.
Our darling daddy has shown the world that Jack is not his mate.

This Twitter ban will bring more foreign investors to our great country because they are sure that our government can speedily implement declarations.

This Twitter ban has further built my confidence in our darling daddy.
He is a man of his words, in less than 24 hours of declaring the suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria, all Telcos have complied and the ban implemented.
Even the Attorney General has cooked up a law for offenders.

But it is not fair that CBN is yet to comply with our darling daddy's declaration of 2015 when he said that as President he will make $1= N1.

It is also not fair that the army is yet to comply with the FG's declaration of Boko Haram being technically defeated.
Our Attorney General should please pass a law that incriminates anyone; bank or individual who exchanges dollars above 1Naira.

Because the speed used in implementing one decree should be the same speed used in implementing other fictitious declarations.
How much is bag of rice in your area
Politics / Re: Why We Should Change Nigeria To UAR (United African Republic) by emzynuel1: 6:52pm On Jun 04, 2021
So now if pesin change d name
D price of rice n beans don decrease Abi wetin
Make everybody try to make dis country beta
Nah to change name una dey reason
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by emzynuel1: 8:45am On May 31, 2021
simplesearch:



Polygamy is not God's will, those thinking they can make anything good out of what has rejected like the offering of cain are only deceiving themselves. If you're a second wife and reading this no matter your investment in that relationship, for your eternity sake divorce the man and get on with the Lord and he'll definitely make a way for you, but if you refuse and stick out your neck you are only wasting your precious life, God only see you as a parasite and a thief, and no thief will inherit the kingdom of God.
Polygamy only thrive for a while, it always create and engineer more problem later in life for those involved than it can solve. Some problem may even surface after the man is gone, some might even be unpremeditated or unthought of.
Oga rest
When solomon, David, Moses e.t.c had multiple wives sheey baba God shout
Bro abeg make we ya word
Everytin has a gud n bad syd
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by emzynuel1: 10:04am On May 30, 2021
Nah wen I dey toast one gal like dis for church
My mama and papa jux dey cum out frm d revival dey shout my name fr church still con tear me slap
Omo frm dat day I no dey toast again ooo

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Family / Re: My Husband Slapped Me For Asking Him To Wash Plates by emzynuel1: 11:29am On May 22, 2021
IRALIFE:


I don't understand you o. Since she took over providing for the family, she couldn't pay her staff and they all left. She had to do it all alone.

It should be a family business. In fact if he helped, the business will boom more and they will have more finance for the family.

She didn't need to ask him sef, he should have just blended in. It's not demeaning. They are a team.

I don't know the manner she asked though. Probably she asked rudely. Whatever it was, I think he should have spoken to her about that rather than slap her.

Ego doesn't pay bills. You can imagine he ran away now and left the woman to take care of the children. She is also running the shop alone. Who would help to pick the children from school at least? Would she have to close shop to do that thereby loosing some customers and money in the process.

When his friend is tired of him, he will come back home and be the man he should be, addressing the main issues.

Sincerely, I understand that he's feeling bad that he can no longer take care of his family through his business. However, in times like this, he should encourage himself.

Thank God he set up the business before. Invariably, he is the one still providing for the home. He should join hands with her to make the business bloom. If he sees it this way, he will be at peace.

Shut the Fu*k up
If u were in is shoe won't u don d same
In d public sista
U dey wicked oooh
Nairaland / General / Good Decision Bad Result by emzynuel1: 8:16pm On May 19, 2021
Two days ago I went to block rosary nah
After the normal prayer and stuff one guy came to me and said the father of some two boys said they should be flogged
And based on say I wan wyn dose small pikin I con dey joke with Dem and i no even wan flog Dem sef but the small boi con dey strong face for me
The tin con vex me nah I con flog the guy 3 strokes on getting to the fourth stroke nah the came con touch the guy bone nah fr im hand
All d whole parent way day around the block rosary con dey tackle me
Dey no even wan hear wetin I dey talk sef
Since dat day I have stopped going to block rosary and Am really feeling guilty aswr
So have any of you done something for a good reason but the tin later bsckfire
Crime / Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by emzynuel1: 9:42pm On May 18, 2021
majamajic:


Like I told u , u don't have sense
Wat do u even no bout law sef u jux dey talk anyhw

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