₦airaland Forum

youneedjesus:
Where is shuaibu

o ti lo. He don go

stonemasonn:
who are the we [/b]and who are the [b]them?

them, them now

That akpata looks like someone that has nothing to offer

Village people are real. Respect them

I hate people who snore. I alway find it to sleep.I can't stand them at all

To God be the glory. We are still building houses. Shame on them!

2024 Revised INTERNAL HOME MEMO

FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

CC: MOTHER

DATE: Feb 17, 2024

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION

Due to the fuel subsidy removal and dollar to naira devaluation which leads to current economic situation, the hike in prices of goods and commodities and non increment in salary, non palliative, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.

1. The KITCHEN and all PANTRIES are declared RESTRICTED Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request with genuine reasons

2. BREAKFAST is BANNED. This matter cannot be discussed!

3. Such food items as chicken, BUTTER, EGGS, BREAD and MILK are RESTRICTED. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician report working with Teaching hospital as supportive documentation.

4. BOILING of WATER is HIGHLY PROHIBITED and bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is BANNED unless there are medical reasons.

5. All SECURITY LIGHTS should be REMOVED before Nepa subsidy removal with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an ALL NIGHT GUARD DUTY roster I shall make available shortly.

6. NO dependant shall ENTERTAIN FRIENDS INDOORS, and any attempt to offer them FOOD, DRINKS or even MUSIC will attract severe PUNISHMENT. All guests shall be entertained with WATER ONLY (sachet NOT bottled water) and those who want their guests to listen to music shall SING for them.

7. Anybody who BREAKS a GLASS, FURNITURE or any other PROPERTY in the house, shall immediately have to seek TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT somewhere to earn MONEY to REPLACE such broken item(s) or ELSE.

8. All VISITORS intending to spend a NIGHT/WEEK or more shall APPLY in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town VILLAGE HEAD. SENIOR PASTOR or CHIEF IMAM giving convincing reasons why they are leaving THEIR HOMES. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away at the gate upon arrival

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:

DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs and Head of the House.
Regards.

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Very good. That's the way to go. Step on toes.







How I found myself in Nigeria isn't my problem, my problem is where was my Great Grandfather when they kidnapped his mates to America? 🤷🫣🫣

Silentgroper:
you sure .

Abi you wan chop am😏😏

na chop him wan chop am

[quote author=Maliqcious post=128602854][/quote]How I found myself in Nigeria isn't my problem, my problem is where was my Great Grandfather when they kidnapped his mates to America? 🤷🫣🫣

Very good. Nigeria must be great again





How I found myself in Nigeria isn't my problem, my problem is where was my Great Grandfather when they kidnapped his mates to America? 🤷🫣🫣

Very good. Tinubu is working




How I found myself in Nigeria isn't my problem, my problem is where was my Great Grandfather when they kidnapped his mates to America? 🤷🫣🫣

In my own opinion it's still very ship





Guys Any Gal Dat Refuses To Follow U Home Shld Not Follow U To D Restaurant or Eatery. because Charity Begins At Home fa 🤷🤣🤦‍♀️🏃🏃🏃

They are very ship





Guys Any Gal Dat Refuses To Follow U Home Shld Not Follow U To D Restaurant or Eatery. because Charity Begins At Home fa 🤷🤣🤦‍♀️🏃🏃🏃

Raheembrothaa:
I don't know much about dogs

you only know about bras

That's alsatian dogs. Very brutal and dangerous to keep at home






Guys Any Gal Dat Refuses To Follow U Home Shld Not Follow U To D Restaurant or Eatery. because Charity Begins At Home fa 🤷🤣🤦‍♀️🏃🏃🏃

Amotolongbo:
This can’t be real

why can't it be?

Na die be dat



Pls if U know dat ur church shares Coke & Chicken for first timers, plz invite me. I wan to b visitin diffrent churches every Sunday😁

Samade7:
Who told you she will not cheat? Don't trust that Gender at all.

one prick no dey even belleful that kind woman self

Mannabbqgrils come and see chomtin





700 now Peak milk fa🤷🤷
If you like breakup with who dey give you natural milk Ohh 😎🫣🫣

IbrahimSkiba:



For me I think he loves her genuinely.

After 3 kids, what else could he be looking for?


If he had other agenda he would have filed for divorce after the first child.


A true African king.

he married her for green card and money. The woman is from a very reach family and she is the first femail children of her family







Life is short.
Spend it with people who make you laugh and make you cum😀

See as him resemble that moderator that always ban me.




Na people wey dey do long distance relationship I dey pity this period fa 🤷🤷😂

Money miss road. Ashawo! Resemble late wife kee you there.




Seun, I just came out of nairaland prison. Please tell Mynd44 to get a carpenter to repair the door of the laterine in block G. They should also increase the quantity of foods they serve in the prison o. People no dey belleful at all.

Paramount01:
Even God collect 10%,who is she?

the guy no dey pay tithe o. He gives his parents just 20k every month

Autobot05:
Increase the amount you give her

yes. To like 350k

Op borrow yourself some brain. No go kill yourself because of one useless biiiiiitch

It is too expenses for most people to buy

Edusouls:
she is an Igbo woman keeping his family together for him till death, what most Yoruba women can’t even do, one reason most successful Yoruba men go for Igbo woman don’t mind Yorubas their tribalism is the worst in the whole Nigeria, I pity all those naive Igbo young women marrying there, in future they would understand their mistakes not now

abeg come and carry the ugly childrens your sister born for our brother. We dash una.

Igbos loving and enjoying Yoruba pricks since 5AD. She come born for our brother very ugly children, boat mails and femails

Who is fokn who?