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VickyRotex:
I wasn't planning to comment on this thread but this your story

I dont even know if it's the story or your ability to describe well.

You don hijack person thread.

Oya we're waiting

you to like tori. One day dem go take tori kidnap you

My dominique is a very big girl

Icon79:
I don't wanna sound racist but Yoruba men and fond of doing this shis. In the United States, if you hear of an Naija man who abandons his children with an akata woman, 99.99% of the time it's a Yoruba man. In fact, I have never seen an Igbo man who abandons his baby no matter what!

It must be a cultural thingwith the Afonjas .... giving Nigerians a bad name


O pari

are you done?

Igbos and bastards are like 5 and 6. The thing too dey sweet them

jrusky:
Bro say something else these ine you posted deserved to be in bin.

Take your calculator if you have one add together all money missing or looted in buhari administration till date and minus it from the total loot during Jona bro you will realised Buhari looting machine is the master.

Only Baru NNPC scammed contract override the entire loot during Jona period pls check it out.

Mind you Baru NNPC contract created a hole worth $23billion in Natiinal purse from NNPC I mean confirmed $23billion but ends up in handshake at Aso Rock. Kachukwu still alive bro.


The figures are there boldly.

Good day.

No mind that zombie

Once beated twice shine

tunary:
Play with them ke meaning una dey finger them or una dey twist the nipple

we dey even penetrate them sef

yekparikpa:
Sexual immorality isn't just a sin, but also a destiny destroyer!

oiiiin.

Dominique I love you die

Op that no 3 is a very big lie jo

Fake miracle. Bloody liars!

ajepako:
With that your life saving of N26:48k abi??

Alafishe..

Werey Ajah!

Alhaja ajepako. The prefix no even fit you nor sweet for mouth. I've changed my mind I'm not going to waste my money on you to send you on hajj.

No Sir Alex no Premier League

Mortuary attendants

Lalasticlala you get visitors o

You just dey jealous your brother because God wan butter him bread

Lovelypet28:
It's not easy governing LAGOS STATE, it's really a task.
There will be another lockdown, save up money as much as possible, this is the time to spend wisely, unfortunately many more will die, and many will recover.
We acted like animals on Monday when we crowded banks, markets, especially banks for irrelevant issues, lots of people are sero + right now but are asymptomatic, please the isolation centres are not prisons.
May God be with us.

good talk

Lagos go soon hear am for lockdown. Next one na till December 31

Fight wey at least 10 people no die, that one na fight? Mtcheew

tunary:
So those old women for mortuary na you dey bath them too abi una dey bury them like that

we dey bath them, we dey play with them and we dey bury them too

efficiencie:
You go marry left over las las...and na like this you go take know...one day you go catch your wife for where boys dey escavate her hole...and by den she go don born like 5 children for you, for 5 different men!

no problem.

Kaamisha:
I thought a near-death-experience was the experience where you lose consciousness and typically an out-of-body experience. I haven't had any neither do I wish to have one.

you dey mind the op and her disciples? Dem be olodo

Some people are earthless

softnigga:
[s]HISS..........MY BROTHER THIS YOUR STORY, IS KIND OF TOUCHING TO ME OO, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SAID, THAT YOU BOTH ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT YOUR PARENTS ARE AGAINST THE UNION OR RELATIONSHIP COS OF RELIGION ISSUE, I THINK THE BEST SOLUTION TO THE ISSUE IS FOR YOU TO APPROACH THE LADY'S PARENT SINCE IT IS HER THAT IS AT RISK HERE, SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH AND IS READY TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN YOU BOTHS RELATIONSHIP OR EVEN MARRIAGE IF IT WORKS OUT........ITS EASY FOR A MAN TO QUIT A RELATIONSHIP AND STILL FIND ANOTHER LOVE AT ANY GIVEN AGE AS FAR AS YOU ARE IN GOOD POSITION BUT FOR A LADY.....HER CHANCES ARE SLIM AND TIME BOUND OR LIMITED EVEN IF SHE IS OF THE OTEDOLA'S NOR ADENUGA NOR ADELEKE'S NOR DANGOTE'S, REASON BEEN THAT NO MAN WOULD WANT TO MARRY A LADY OF HIGHER AGE DUE TO RESPECT SAKE ONLY FEW WOULD ACCEPT THAT PROBABLY DUE TO BENEFITS OR GAINS THEY WOULD GET.......SO I SUGGEST U HINT HER TO USE HER ADVANTAGE AS THE ONLY DAUGHTER TO PERSUADE HER MUM N DAD MORE ESPECIALLY HER MUM COS SHE WOULD BE THE ONE TO CONVINCE HER DAD VERY WELL FOR HER.......EVEN HER BEST SIBLINGS ALSO CAN BE OF HELP TOO, N U AS THE GUY SHOULD DO AS IF U ARE NO MORE INTERESTED IN THE RELATIONSHIP SO THAT SHE WOULD INCREASE HER EFFORT IN CONVINCING HER PARENTS RATHER THAN THINKING OF THE IDEA OF ESCAPING FROM THE COUNTRY WHICH WOULD AFFECT U BOTH AS IT WOULD MEAN DISOWNING OF U BOTH BY UR PARENTS WHICH IS NEVER A GOOD SITUATION BECAUSE THE STIGMA N TRAUMA IT LEAVES IN UR MEMORIES IS ENOUGH TO TRUNCATE THE MARRIAGE FROM LASTING.........IF AFTER ALL PERSUASION HAD BEEN MADE AND HER PARENTS DID NOT CONSENT, MY BROTHER TO BE SINCERE WITH U, I WOULD SUGGEST U QUIT SUCH RELATIONSHIP COS A DESTROYED RELATIONSHIP IS BETTER OFF THAN AN ACCURSED HOME DEVOID OF PARENTAL BLESSINGS......THOSE TELLING YOU TO IMPREGNATE HER ARE NOT GIVING YOU THE RIGHT ADVICE COS IT MIGHT WORK FOR OTHERS BUT IT MIGHT NOT WORK FOR U, N JUST AS U HAD DISCOVERED THAT HER DAD IS A NO NONSENSE MAN, THAT CAN EVEN IMPRISON YOU, I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AT ALL, SO 'IT'S BETTER TO CRY FOR A WHILE NOW AND LAUGH LONGER LATER THAN TO LAUGH FOR A WHILE NOW AND CRY MORE LATER' THANK U, THATS MY ADVICE TO YOU.[/s]

Why did you use capital letters to type? Don't you know that it is annoying ?

Wetin you go find for mosque? You want her to convert you to their head slamming?abeg come make I find you better fine Jehovah witness girl wey I chop remain

Lovelyn451:
Chai...I heard blacks over there are NOT dying of corona virus...hmmm

Rip woman

are you still coming tonight as discussed?

OdefaGirl:
Yes, remind me of the location again

no 7 mortuary street, graveyard avenue ikoyi Lagos

tunary:
na mortuary you for dey work?

Yes now. Na me go bath and dress you when you die


Dominique I miss you like kilode

tfelicityk:
Until the implementation takes place!

We are tired of Audio promise...

no mind the man

OdefaGirl:
Good one and very commendable.

are you still coming tonight?

I hope it is not audio promise o, but does it include us that are in the mortuary and casket sections?




Dominique I love you

YungJo207:
Nahhh mehn am good...

ok no wahala