₦airaland Forum

I thought they said they shake women

this cee-c News Don become national headline

vacancy for gateman go full everywhere now

I wonder if the Queen will understand the king of blamer

the only job APC government knows is to blame. they blamed PDP, blamed IPOD, blamed Herdsmen, blamed Super Eagles, blamed The Animal kingdom for swallowing money, blamed world power and now blame youths. I'm waiting for PMB to blame himself

last night I killed something similar but it was just earthworm.

and no prophet or pastor saw this in their prophecies that PMB will insult 60% of the youths

there's no need to hope that the super eagles will excel since no pastor or prophet said anything tangible about the World Cup.

some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask "is it dispensing "? No, we came to vote for Buhari.

going back to your ex isn't a sin but more like going backwards to renew your lost glo line#

you have airtime to vote for a house mate in BBN but you will be flashing me and sending "please call me "
The thunder that will fire you is in 4D.
may your daughter have Cee-c character or your son marry a girl like Cee-c

these are the kind of people that should represent us in gulder ultimate search.

girls that wear heels � to events or church and come back with slippers don't last in a marriage. please, don't argue because I know things .
few of them are product of olosho training school

girls that wear heels � to events or church and come back with slippers don't last in a marriage. please, don't argue because I know things

Nigeria politics is just like the case of Leeds United.

this is an insult to Nigerian Youths. it appears pmb has nothing to offer come 2019. go and get your pvc

people that speak in tongues in a short prayer to bless food, how do you sleep at night.... as in do you find peace?

even if you pronounce "Mallam" it backwards, Mallam remains mallam. who agrees with me

you have airtime to vote for a house mate in BBN but you will be flashing me and sending "please call me "
The thunder that will fire you is in 4D.
may your daughter have Cee-c character or your son marry a girl like Cee-c

girls that wear heels � to events or church and come back with slippers don't last in a marriage. please, don't argue because I know things.

dating your Ex again is not asking but it's like doing welcome back for your glo line#

girls that wear heels � to events or church and come back with slippers don't last in a marriage. please, don't argue because I know things

is it true that Sen. Omo-Agege won the Gulder Ultimate Search in National Assembly?

some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask "is it dispensing "? No, we came to vote for Buhari

Why won't he say the youths re lazy and don't want to do anything when Hausa children full street dey beg and they re below 30.
Oga u re right you dey use your village people do example. You too much

Why won't he say the youths re lazy and don't want to do anything when Hausa children full street dey beg and they re below 30.
Oga u re right you dey use your village people do example. You too much

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
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No matter how many gun shot u fire in d market an Igbo man must lock his shop b4 running away

I wish Nigerian Society of Engineers will agitate the way JOHESU is doing rather, they are contented with level 9 for fresh graduate.
in this period of strike, many pregnant women are at the receiving end which is bad for a country.

so Manchester United has lifted Silver in this year EPL.

one thing I noticed about prophecies all these men of God prophesied this year,

none of them foresaw mace to be stolen.

none of them foresaw the death of founder of MMM

none of them foresaw Manchester City winning EPL

none of them foresaw derailment of trains in Nigeria

none of them foresaw cee-c of big brother naija.

none has foreseen the winner of champions league and World Cup in Russia.

all these assumptions na wash. even my grandma will guess correctly the politics in Nigeria.

do I care I hate cultist

so because she wore khaki, it should now be News in Nigeria, a dumb can be a celebrity

if a Nigerian shows us their cleavage and nudity, Op will censor it, now a South African has volunteered to show us her fallen breast, you still censored it, mbok what is the problem of this op self?