₦airaland Forum

givedemwotowoto:
The way Tinubu supporters are carrying this Israeli Iranian war for head eh

And their stories flip-flop like a broken switch.

PoloG:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/8/if-youre-looking-for-a-romantic-and-caring-partner-kindly-avoid-benin-men-edo-governors-aide-advises-women.html

mrrandomguy:
1. Those waist beads are from the marine kingdom.

2. Most Nigerian men have become dominated by women wearing these things.

3. The kinds of SIMPing stories I read on nairaland this days are really disgusting. And I know that ìlèkè ìdí is the culprit.

4. That "I SURRENDER TO YOUR ÌLÈKÈ ÌDÍ" song by Simi is the activating command of the seductive power of these beads.

5. Once a man sings that song and he sees beads on a woman's waist, his destiny becomes a target. His deek becomes hard.

6. If he goes on to touch the beads or have sex with the woman, that is the end. No redpiller can save him, only Jesus.

7. Even Adekunle Gold has become a SIMP.

Greatkenny2:
When you hear " mark my word " from Zombies you’d think their words actually means something… Mugu your word means nothing, empty head.. urchin said mark my word, lmao, what a dunce!

Uchiha14:
Afrikans: ek is lief vir jou
Alabanian: te dua
Amharic: afekrishalehou.
Arabic: ohiboke or nohiboka
armenian: yes kez si'rumem
basque: maite zaitut
Bengali: ami Tomake bahlobashi
bosnian: volim te
bulgarian: obicham te
catalan: t'estimo
creole: mi ame jou
czech: miluji te
danish: jeg elsker dig
dutch: ik hou van je
english: i love you
esperanto: mi amas vin
estonian: mina armastan sind
farsi: tora dost daram
filpino: iniibig kita
french: je t'aime
frisian: ik hald fan dei
galician: querote
german: ich liebe dich
greek: s'ayapo
gujarati: hoon tane pyar karoochhon
hawaiian: aloha wau ia 'oe
hungarian: szeretlek
icelandic: eg elska thig
indonesian: saya cinta padamu
italian: ti amo
japanese: kimi o ai shiteru
korean: dangsinul saranghee yo
latin: te amo
malaysian: saya cintamu
mandarin: wo ai ni
norwegian: jeg elsker deg
portuguese: te iubesc
russian: ya tyebya iyublyu
spanish: te amo
swahili: nakupenda
swedish: jag alskar dig
thai: khao raak thoe
ukranian: ya tebe kokhay

Kollabo419:
Nna mehn

That boy must be a 419
How dare he sue the ekwere’s
That’s a political onslaught to the image of Nigerian parastatals as a whole

slivertongue:
Fraudboy

Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

Fabulouzjoseph:
For me minding your business is the best.
Na thief they know im fellow thief you might incriminate yourself while trying to report them
I have seen where people put their self in trouble for trying to help others.

in simi's voice: mind your business wether you no like am mind your business.

loopman:
Since igbos start traveling to other East and West Africa countries, Nigeria relationship with these countries start getting sour.

Yorubas have been living peacefully with other west Africans for centuries until Ibos start going to those countries with their criminal tendencies

Fact is the fact

tayomohammed:
Paid crowd. This is the reason he is thinking he can win 2019 election. Not even in Kwara, I am from Kwara so I know what I am saying. Bad market. His name smells in Kwara. Only iPods take him serious. Saraki is being deceived by paid crowd and social media likes, tweet and retweet from the SS & SE. The real voters don't have access to social media. The guy contesting for Saraki's seat doesn't have a money bag and he defeated him (Saraki) his polling unit in the last LG election. I think he should be fighting for winning back his senatorial seat (which is not possible) instead of looking for what is beyond him. Not even in his dream.