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Look at all these people saying stuff like "The youth are not ready"

Men, I wish I could slap some people

Like they have all the youth in Nigeria in their backyards and have already decided that those ones can't lead.

Aren't you guys spilling that crap ashamed of yourselves

Please, just because you're not ready, doesn't mean that I'm not ready, mtcheew

Murrafuvkers

How do y'all feel about this, guys and girls

Do you think it feels some type of way, picking a girl up while you're driving

For some reason, I feel it makes the girl feel cheap, but sometimes you just see this girl and you're like "Wooah!!", then you start trying to bust a U-ey

Haven't had that much success with this approach though, though I have caught some bad bishes with it however it's not just consistent enough for my liking. So maybe it's just a bad approach, or maybe my ride is just not bad enough

https://www.echobrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lambo.jpg

Shebarh:
Feeling ya song

hehe

if this op can take a pic and post here without her consent, then I'm quite sure, actually, I'm a 100% positive that he can bring out his peniis right there and then and try to hold the poor girl hostage

this op needs to be stopped before he embarks on a crime spree, endangering the lives of banking customers and nigerian citizens at large

dharay99:

qimme one qood reason
why der wun† b increase
in d ra†e of road acciden†....m†cheeew.!

don't mind dem, only in naija

[OPs Friend]
She gotta crib on Peachtree,
Right on 17th street
And I call her Te Te.

[OP]
Wait a minute hold on dog. Do she got a kid? [Yep]
She loves some waffle house? [Yep]
Do she got a beauty mark on the left side of her mouth? [Man]
Went to Georgia Tech? [Yep]
Works for TBS? [Yep]
Man I can't believe this shhhit. Damn!


[OPs Friend]
Tell me what's wrong dog what the hell you damnin' 'bout?
I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind.

[OP]
Man I didn't know that you were talkin' 'bout her.

[OPs Friend]
So man you telling me you know her?

[OP]
Do I know her? Like a pastor know his word.

[OP and Friend]
we messing with the same girl, same girl

see space bookers

una suppose change ya name to Ebuka

as in, a booker of space

these friends aint loyal

he just gat rich,

now he took my bish


I'm riding solo men

Abugab:
The high level of corruption and impunity being exposed in recent times in our dear country is something that has never been seen or heard in the whole of Africa.


...

huhn

why una dey exaggerate like this na

be like say u never hear about Abacha dem dem boyz

anways, i detest corruption, bet...

bet why are people ignoring clear cases of corruption in the APC, like, wait for it...

**THE GOLDEN 78 Million Naira Website**

funny thing is, it's not just hearsay as Mr. Fashola himself admitted to this scandal in his letter of defence.

initially, i had expected his defense to be of the "I didn't do it" kind, not the "It was necessary" kind

shiooo, abi una no dey see dis tin

una don blind

I thought that was the initial buzz when Buhari frist came on board

There were stories about how he had reopened the file and was commencing prosecution of those involved in order to secure the funds attributed to the corruption case, held up by the United States.

Anywho, watching in 4D, with my 3D shades and my air conditioner providing the chilly, elusive, 4th dimension

chai! only in nigeria will people try to justify a 78 million naira personal website

can't believe that mynd44 guy was a mod before, strange

look how he didn't even mention the website fraud in his epistle, but his type will tell you to take them to court even when groups are already trying but can't get the authorities to even look at the file, talk less of opening it

shameless people errwhere

yeah we can laugh like, hehehe

...but this shhhit ain't funny yo

at least not to me

No freaking law and order anywhere, non whatsoever.

Proove me wrong

Go outside, in any part of naija u currently are and strip nekid and walk for 10km, nothing will happen to u, in fact u will even command respect from passersby, like, who won fuvk wit mad man


Try that shhhit in yankie and you are down before the first kilometer

Simple law and order, we can't have, da fuvk is wrong with us yo




okay, I did laugh at the biological father one sha

sweetorgasms:
hmmmm wats d name of the drug dat dis one took?

I took ecstacy, for extremely sweet orgasms

tonychristopher:
You might not remember chitty chitty bang bang..that movie with flying cars or that soap opera called another life ...I so much hated it then


Oh what about ripples and checkamte


Oh did you watch things fall apart?


You aint seen anything yet



Then we used to write love letters

Then women wear shimmy that thing that is like skirt inside then wear tights and this peteri pants ...hmmmm forget making love to a decent woman then because of these hurdles ..you might be in the proves of removing the to, then the inner singlet, then the bra..it used to be 4 hook bra then the skirt the shimmy,the tight before you have reached the panties..you have realeased as a young side. So it was just pointless then...just try the street girl


Life was fun then ..in 90s when we were in uni women listened and loosened up,we had our ways but you must have sweet mouth with a bit of swag..maybe you as a dude must have Levis Strauss jeans or Lee cooper maybe wrangler jeans with fila boot ..which can be interchanged with timberland boots

Then women will love you in university

But today it is easier ...just exchange bb pin and WhatsApp


Oh my goodness ...why did we get married so fast things are easier today


But that was a beat decision seeing your kid grow and your just 35..thats fun



Maturity comes with experience and mind not age

Gosh

This was a lovely piece men, feeling nostalgic

nice one !!

Mrsphyno, i don tire for ur mata, i cant go on

That is the day the guy will die, bastard

ATMC:
Go for confession.

hehe, a drunken confession

which kine advice be that na

too many berries on nairaland

angieberrie
Mhizberrie
Cutieberie
Missberrie
...

berie, berie, berie, how far na

ATMC:
Calm down...


Let me know when you do. How's your day?

am drunk

If she stole, then it's fine by me

...but when will the likes of Fashola be arrested

or are we now saying a 78 million naira personal website is justifiable

I will be happy when all these corrupt guys go to jail, not just PDP guys

was driving near a trailer yesterday, but I refused to stay on his side.

people kept horning, bet wetin consign me

Airforce1:
Why is she dark skinned

Can't she bleach?

what is wrong with black yansh

bjdon:
What he's saying is that the Nigerian System makes people corrupt, even if they are good by Nature. My brother if you've never been in a govt position you will not know how hard it is. The corruption is all pervasive and all around you. There was story recently of a solider who was deployed to the Niger Detla, when they where out on patrol and encountered some oil smugglers, he witnessed his superior officer collect bribe from the smugglers. The officer proceeded to divide out the bribe among the men, and this soilder did not want to take his share. He was told in very clear terms that if he does not join in, then it means he can't be trusted.... you know what that means. In a country where the system works, that solider would have the confidence to go and report the matter to the Military police, but of course we all know he can't do that in Nigeria. So eventually the solider accept his share of the bribe. That is a clear example of a good person, being corrupted by the system. It is a very sad fact.

omo, na to smoke all dose soldiers sure pass men, wen dia backs r turn

don worry op, ur peniis shall rise again

hmm, this one is more like abobaku, mtcheew

ATMC:
First lesson is English. #duh!

Ok, i don wanna len, na by force

Singing

"I wanna be the one who you believe in your heart was sent from, sent from heaven"

ATMC:
Bia, Are u from Akwa Ibom? succinctly. Say it!

na wa for u o, mtcheew

afolag:
using few words to state or expresd idea.

hmmm, i see, so i can say ur writing is very succin, nice one

Everybody playing hard to get like say na latest game in town

Like, "Hey bro, av u play hard to get "

"Not yet bro, am saving my money so i can afford to buy the hard to get"

Make una continue dey play hard to get, till una become hard to get because ur body don hard, mtcheew. U no say body no be firewood

ATMC:
Succinctly put. I like it.

Wetin be succinty

KhaleesiAdaz:
Oh God mums and dads today? Gosh am so old and still single. Please someone put me on Olx

hilarious