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Mariangeles:

I nukwa separate rooms?

Separate rooms for couples! God forbid...

NewSoul:
Hmmn if you had married an introvert like me. We would have much in common and understand each other so well. I'll let you have your personal room alone and I have my personal room too. I give you space, you give me space and then you come to my abode when you start to miss me and I come to your room when I want to be with you and we'll have only one child so the house is not always rowdy and noisy . I think it will be fun that way, there will be mutual respect and understanding and no "see finish" scenario...

Ha! No abeg. I Neva prayed for such marriage. Separate rooms and just a kid kwa?

Orgasmgiver123:
Both are possible

I remember when i was younger, i didn’t enjoy visiting people nor being in large gatherings. A birthday party was thrown for my younger sister, I couldn’t stay outside for more than 20mins, I even almost missed the family picture, my dad had to threaten me to come out.

When i finished my secondary education, i made new friends and become extremely loud, went to late night parties, mixed with different people. I became more alive, my mum was very happy about the new me ( except the partying part )

When we left the barracks for our house, it was a new site then, no one to talk to, except my younger siblings and they were still in secondary school, my elder sister was in uni, so I stayed home from morning till 6pm alone.
everything became boring again and I returned to the old me. Up till today, i find it very unnecessary to talk on phone, I’ll rather chat, i don’t enjoy visiting people or being visited, i can be with you for hours and not say anything. Throughout my tertiary life, i had only two friends, apart from this guys, no other person can claim they’ve heard me say more than 5 sentences. Forget all the rain boot kicking and all. In real life I’m too quiet, even for my own liking. Nairalanders who have met me can testify.

So, it is possible for an introvert to be born or made. It can be inherited and situations can force one to be an introvert. Situations like mouth odour, bad diction, low self esteem, pride etc


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Hope u ain't my twin. U just described me.
Pple say I am too boring. My parent in- laws feel I am too quiet n reserved for deir likings... N my hubby is so crazy abt my nature.i just like bin alone most tyms.

Demigod22:
LoL, good for you. Sometimes, these parents don't know that the things we want may not be the things they think are good for us. I don't even like relationship that is orchestrated by family, it's a turn off. I should do the whole process myself and introduce her.

Better...

Demigod22:
LoL, how did you survive the plan throughout?

I gave her my number to give to her son. I pretended as if I was interested.we talked for a while bfr I stopped picking his calls.i left for Lagos wen I heard his mum telling him to come home for proper introduction to my family as Christmas celebration was close. She knew my parents wud come home. I ran for my dear life.Neva liked d guy n he had bin chasing me since I was eighteen.

U can decide to get married,bro.
Lots of infections in town now.

None of my parents did,but most community elders.
In my uni days, One or two must find a way to link me with deir sons any time I visit home for holidays.
D last was one of my granny's friends who was just being unnecessarily nice to me: buying gifts here n dere. I was depressed wen she broke d bad news to me. I hated her son wt passion den.

saintkeppy:
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Specifically made too, i hope you have one beside you with big D!ckk

It's not abt big d!ckk fah.

saintkeppy:
Honestly, Brazilian babe are specifically made, hairs, flat tummy,hips, a$$.

Wot of Nigerian men?

Every grown up lady should b neat nau...if not extremely

Naso okezie...
I luv dis babe mehn!

D same story as my friend's who just got married.

D frangrances of my hubby's hair n armpit turn me on...big tym!

It is well.

OsilaGama:
arrh!

Wetin!!!!
LOL

LOL...
Come n make dis story clear fah

Mumu 1
Mumu 2

Natbrowny:
WTF is this

I had a chance to meet my cousin's boyfriend and i was on my Big stout that day when she was introducing him to me.. I acted like a sadist (probably odeku working)

And I'm like young man, u can break her heart, cheat on her, frown at her, don't eat her food bla bla bla. But the day i notice or she tells me u hit her. I will find you, tie u on a car and drive you from PH to Jos until i see your bones hanging on the ropes.

I was saying it with one confidence i dnt even understand. Odeku na bastard.

But domestic violence is evil..

LOL... Many comedians on dis forum.

ajekpaks:
oh my goodness... I'm so happy to see this... Yorubas will be happy to see this... eledumare is currently rejoicing in heaven with his angels because Amechi wore Tinubu logo... what a great moment in the history of this great nation...

from tomorrow the exchange rate of dollars will be ₦1 = $1

thanks Op for this wonderful news Tinubu bless you amen

Sarcasm!!!! LOL...

Make any of her panties no miss o.
May she nt b beheaded at last.

May ur hustles pay.
U will not regret buying dis MACHINE.
It will not kill u.It will not kill anybody.

VULCAN:
Try to get out more.

Staying inside all the time has robbed you of so much.

You don't even know what's happening outside.

When you spend time outside you become enlightened.

Yinmu

I see liesssss...

Wen u ar nice n polite to Dem,dey conclude u want Dem.
Forming Porsches

ednut1:
Isiah 4 vs 1. On that day 7 women will chase one man. Na we dey run from them now o

Yinmu...

Side chics or not.. hu cares.

How about Tekno who even named himself after d company?

Almaigaa:
It's not their fault. Your beauty attract them to you.
I just checked your profile picture. You make sense.

Smiles...
Tnx for d compliment.

My dear, I hv seen a lot o. Especially in my office.
Dey want me to stay unmarried,but my God no go gree. Dnt know y dey won't let me b n I hate bin rude.

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Whr are u? I am in PH!

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