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willace:
Am in love with this girl she is 18 and currently in ss3. I told her hw I felt. she said I should wait till she is through with sec sch and am ready 2 wait. but I have doubts about her feelings for me of which she said she will tell me abt me one day. I even chase girls away because of her. girls that I will even bleep 4 free sef(some people might say am stupid. but this is d type of girl u bring home and ur mum will smile and say"my son where did u find this type of girl in this generation". but just because of her I closed my mind 2 dem. am not sure hw she feels abt me, she doesn't call, she doesn't reply my texts.
Her birthday is coming up next week and I plan 2 buy her an expensive gift. wat kind of test can I give her to knw if she really loves me
cus I no wan waste my money o. Most importantly my time or worse chase my future wife away because of her.
matured advice will be very very appreciated

Give her the twelve tasks of Hercules to test her love for you..... you are asking an ss3 girl out and you created a thread because of that? can't you wait for her to mature a bit? leave her alone let her figure out who she is and what she wants in her life. At the stage she is, she is still naive and innocent and you can easily take advantage of that. She is no more than a child. na wa oo......smh

Hey, you should try writing well because looking at your grammatical errors, I find it hard to believe that you are an undergraduate .(sighs) This is an indictment on the Nigerian educational system. No offense

it seems there was a massive break out from yaba left recently,guys please inform the relevant authorities...... may God heal him.

kateskitty:
I've been crushing on this guy for some time now, just recently he invites me over to his place and I was privileged to spend some quality time with him to the point of getting to lay with him on the same bed... Imagine my joy.
I tried to make a move on him but he stopped me, looked into my eyes and as I looked into his brown eyes, I felt like falling into them , then he tells me "we are friends, lets not ruin what we have"
I was like WTF !!!
I felt like the bed should just open up and swallow me already .
So this is how it feels when girls friend zone guys that truly love them

Now all I can think about is how much more I now want him so bad, can't stop plotting of how to get him to want me back, just so I can friendzone him.
Any ideas

at least 60% of guys have been friend zoned at one time or the other in their lives, you just have to suck it up and move on, don't worry, you'll find another person who you can drool over each other

kateskitty:
I've been crushing on this guy for some time now, just recently he invites me over to his place and I was privileged to spend some quality time with him to the point of getting to lay with him on the same bed... Imagine my joy.
I tried to make a move on him but he stopped me, looked into my eyes and as I looked into his brown eyes, I felt like falling into them , then he tells me "we are friends, lets not ruin what we have"
I was like WTF !!!
I felt like the bed should just open up and swallow me already .
So this is how it feels when girls friend zone guys that truly love them

Now all I can think about is how much more I now want him so bad, can't stop plotting of how to get him to want me back, just so I can friendzone him.
Any ideas

at least 60% of guys have been friend zoned at one time or the other in their lives, you just have to suck it up and move on, don't worry, you'll find another person who you can drool over each other

Vinshu:
No not really. I'm actually an Economist.

you should read 'superfreakonomics' and 'think like freak' they use economics to explain human social behavior in a crazy out-of-the-box way, you'll appreciate it

kennydee05:
Bassey Albert Akpan: Senator Bukola Saraki I bow for the level of your corruption ooooo


Saraki: I use am resemble my papa Olusola Saraki





In other news, IPOB youth should see how their Senator bowed for a fulani Man...


Thesw Fulani people are naturally born to rule....

please don't start any tribalistic nonsense here. saraki is yoruba not fulani,get your facts straight

the turtle probably came to lay her eggs on land and have probably travelled hundreds of kilometers to do that, the fools did not think of that possibility, all they see is turtle pepper soup

seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
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MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?

your case is lyk d one of a dullard copying a slowpoke because that slowpoke is writing rubbish wit confidence. so, because he wrote with confidence, you r convinced that what he wrote must be right because you didn't read before the exam. That shows the level of ur stupidity. ....

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I and my mother were arguing two days ago and during the argument, she said "look at how you are". Today I asked her about it and she said she was talking about my behavior but I don't believe it because she pointed at my body as she was saying it.

And I am left wondering, what does she mean?[/color]

its obvious that you have self esteem issues and you are not comfortable in your skin and you don't see yourself as an attractive lady. ...... you need to talk to somebody, maybe a shrink

elprint:
Friends, I would need nothing short of matured advise here as I'm being torn apart here.

We have been dating for almost 4years now; we fell in love while we were serving in Osun State. Our relationship was a very popular one as it got people talking. Without doubt, we loved each other at the time. Service came to a close in June 2012 as a result we parted ways physically. I returned to my base in Lagos while she left for PH. In spite of the distance between us, we still love each other as there was never a day we would chat or talk over phone. Intermittently, we would see in Benin. This situation carried up until July 2014 when I noticed changes in her disposition towards me. I would probe her to tell me about what amiss, she would say nothing was wrong however she wouldn't communicate me if I didn't. This was exactly what raised my suspicion. Towards the end of the same month, she shook me by telling me she had seen someone she wanted to get married. Words cannot describe how I felt that night. It was as if my life would end that night. For days, I went without food. I pleaded with her to rescind on her decision but she told me her mind was made up. I still didn't give up on telling her to be with me. Somehow, she changed her mind and we became good again.

In 2015, I was planning to leave the country for a job, she knows about it, our plan at time was: I'll be there for 2years then I'll come back for our marriage, but things didn't work out as planned. When it became obvious that the plan had collapsed, she began to change, I noticed it, I would probe, she would say there was nothing. She has been to my place a couple of times, my parents and siblings love her so much. I'm been loved by her people too.

Things became real bad in our relationship in August last year that I had to visit her without notice as she wouldn't permit me to come if I had told her I was coming. I told her elder sister what has been going on between us. She appeared to be shocked as she told me that she hasn't introduced anybody to them apart from me. She promised to talk with her about it and that she would change. After that visit, we became good for awhile. She was at my place December when we made beautiful promises to each other. However, things nosedived again in January. She wouldn't call me if I don't; she wouldn't discuss anything about her with me; she appears not to be interested in whatever I do anymore.

I know marriage is her problem but I have assured her that all things being equal, we would get married this year. I know her to be a staunch Catholic but now, she worships at the Winners Chapel. I had asked why she changed her denomination, she would tell me nothing. I'm suspecting she is seeing someone from that church.

Lastnite, I asked her to tell me if were still in a relationship she couldn't give me a definite answer. If I asked her whether to walk away, she would say no. I don't seem to understand her anymore. She has refused to take anything from me since this issue started. We had formerly agreed to see yesterday when she changed her mind about the meeting.

Friends, I really don't know what to do right now. I love her so much. This is the woman I have always wanted to be my wife. I have made a lot of sacrifices just so we can be together. Her attitude is tearing me apart and it is taking a serious toe on what I do. Socially, psychological I'm been affected.

Friends, what do I do? should I pretend as if nothing is wrong and continue with her or I should just let her go? Pls, I need your advice.

Thanks.

dude, you are plan B for her. she's still with you because if what she has with the other guy does not lead to marriage, she will continue with you. she's leading you on,YOU ARE HER BACK UP PLAN. its for you to decide if you are okay with that.

Kolababe:
According to several foreign online sources, this specially designed anti-rape condom, Rape -aXe condoms are designed to wear like tampons. The inner portion contains teeth. Once a p@.n.is enters into it, it gets stuck and only doctors can remove it. This will give the victim under attack the time to escape.


Dr. Sonnet Ehlers who worked with rape victims for four decades believes her product would discourage rapists
Once the spikes containing condom gets hooked on, it creates terrible pain making the person even unable to walk, incapacitating him.
This is definitely good news

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/good-news-ladies-anti-rape-condom-with.html?showComment=1454428369390#c5424419233769603114

That means women will be wearing it around like policemen that wears bulletproof around in case their lives are in danger, they will be protected.

Love Machine:
I know if a guy lend some girls money he may not likely to get it back.So i need some advise from nairalanders,as i don't have a friend to seek an advise from.There is this female acquaintance who just got a job last month.She approached me for a loan towards the end of last month,that she would refund it back at the beginning of the new month.So i loaned her #1k.We are in the first week of the new month and she has not refunded my #1k back.I know she has received salary because she bought some new stuff.She is not my gf though.I am thinking of asking her for my loan but i am thinking twice.Should i ask her?Guyz are not smiling.Everything has skyrocketed.Buhari regime is not encouraging at all.

Boys are not smiling ooo.......

Love Machine:
I know if a guy lend some girls money he may not likely to get it back.So i need some advise from nairalanders,as i don't have a friend to seek an advise from.There is this female acquaintance who just got a job last month.She approached me for a loan towards the end of last month,that she would refund it back at the beginning of the new month.So i loaned her #1k.We are in the first week of the new month and she has not refunded my #1k back.I know she has received salary because she bought some new stuff.She is not my gf though.I am thinking of asking her for my loan but i am thinking twice.Should i ask her?Guyz are not smiling.Everything has skyrocketed.Buhari regime is not encouraging at all.

Boys are not smiling ooo.......

lifeisabitch:
I don't give a fvuck, I don't give a flying fvck about nada.

If you call me a biitch, I don't give a fvck
If you call me a gold digger, I don't give a fvçk.

If you know you don't give a fvçk raise your hands in the air.


Cc
Kinglekan
Sftuareyougod
Awon werey

if every girl on nairaland were as crazy as you, there would be chaos on this forum. loving your craziness though. if you are a guy disguised as a girl.........#NoHomo

lifeisabitch:
I don't give a fvuck, I don't give a flying fvck about nada.

If you call me a biitch, I don't give a fvck
If you call me a gold digger, I don't give a fvçk.

If you know you don't give a fvçk raise your hands in the air.


Cc
Kinglekan
Sftuareyougod
Awon werey

if every girl on nairaland were as crazy as you, there would be chaos on this forum. loving your craziness though. if you are a guy disguised as a girl.........#NoHomo

CumHoponMyDivk:
Everywhere I go, Biitches line up to suck my divk. I don't know if it's because I am averagely rich or Popular in school or an Athlete, all I know is I get Mad pvssy

Infact, I may not be cute but I'm still getting mad Pvssy, my people show me love, my grades are on fleek, my Track career is smooth.

LIFE IS GOOD

so, because you sleep with different girls you think 'LIFE IS GOOD' this shows how narrow-minded you are and the level of your naivety, see how American movies are affecting these children, they think life is a bed of roses. well, you are young, and I guess this is expected of some teenagers.

Jadekitana:
It's time I joined this damned site. Heard it's fun here! Now welcome the Queen of Sheba.By the way, who is the most handsome bloke here? Introduce yourself asap

*Temperature rising slowly on the thread when the guys start considering the possibility that she's a real girl* boys are not smiling.......

Adebowaletunji:
if u think otherwise check my profile pics and tell me who's prettier than me..
am single sha but not searching at the moment

you should rent a billboard and advertise yourself and your relationship status and put your number on it so that you will get attention. That's probably the most beautiful you have ever seen yourself so you decided to advertise yourself on social network..............children of nowadays......smh.

Europija:
Hello all...My boyfriend started acting strange...I been together with him for 4 years n now he started calling me only at night from midnight n he doesnt pick my call when is day time...N when he calls me at night we will talk for 1 or 2 hours n he will be happy when he talks to me n still talks about future... When i ask him why he doesnt pick my call at day time he will give me some silly excuse like he was sleeping etc..Also he doesn't have a job n we live in different countries...I am thinking maybe he cheating me but why then he not sleeping with that girl at night?If he has woman he would also stay at night with her...right?What could it be??

the probability that he is cheating is very high, a large percentage of men that have been in long distance relationships have cheated at one time or the other. so he might have a side chick, its mostly because of sex, long distance relationships can be a b*tch.

ifetoyosi:
Uhmmm..... Tnx for dat buh she says she doesn't wanna loose me ND shez finding t difficult to take d oda niqqa outta her life

I thought you said its a 'friend'? anyways its up to you, can you be in a relationship where your girlfriend have a baby for another guy and might end up going back to him because of her feelings? Can you take that risk? he is always going to be in the picture if you can handle that, no problem.

KingRaoul:
i can never be insulted by a female cuz im too beautiful and yeah im a boy

ever heard of the story of narcissus In greek mythology? He was an handsome guy & as a result he became too proud & self absorbed, he thought the world owed him something, Zeus saw this & he cursed him to fall in love with his reflection, he was always looking at his reflection and talking to it, he couldn't be with his reflection so he was devastated and committed suicide.

#attentionseeker
#Narcissist

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

nice break down

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

nice break down

thick & busty......i'm all about the rack

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

I have only seen this in Hollywood movies

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

I have only seen this in Hollywood movies

joliyp:
I JUST WANT TO STATE IT CLEAR ........... I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE ATTENTION SEEKER AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY LESBIAN STUFF WITH YOU PLS WHEN NEXT U CALL ME OR CHAT ME UP I WILL COME ONLINE TO EXPOSE YOU PLS STAY CLEAR OFF ME.I MIGHT LOOK COOL BUT PLS DONT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF ME.I REGRET EVER GIVING YOU MY NUMBER REGRET MEETING YOU IN PERSON.TOUT U R INTELLIGENT.



I LOVE GUYS NOT GALS WITH LOW-SELF ESTEEM

lol! you look soo hot you attracted a lesbian

joliyp:
I JUST WANT TO STATE IT CLEAR ........... I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE ATTENTION SEEKER AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY LESBIAN STUFF WITH YOU PLS WHEN NEXT U CALL ME OR CHAT ME UP I WILL COME ONLINE TO EXPOSE YOU PLS STAY CLEAR OFF ME.I MIGHT LOOK COOL BUT PLS DONT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF ME.I REGRET EVER GIVING YOU MY NUMBER REGRET MEETING YOU IN PERSON.TOUT U R INTELLIGENT.



I LOVE GUYS NOT GALS WITH LOW-SELF ESTEEM

lol! you look soo hot you attracted a lesbian

Julianne10:
I was so embarrassed when my brother saw me naked,,,what about you?

I have had the misfortune of walking in on naked ladies, I've seen things that have scarred me.....

Julianne10:
I was so embarrassed when my brother saw me naked,,,what about you?

I have had the misfortune of walking in on naked ladies, I've seen things that have scarred me.....

HateU2:
Bashing is allowed because every nairalander is not complete without bashing someone. I wanna ask a funny question.
**erm** Why is it that when you guys wants to 'cum' you will always make a sound as if na electric shock catch you . I mean even the 'silent type' during sex can't keep that 'shock' to himself .
Describe the feeling biko. Don't ask me to ask my boyfriend because I'm not sexually active for now .
For mature set of peeps and just for fun.
Like I said bashing is allowed, I can decide to reply the bashing or just give you that 'silence is the best answer for a fool' stuff.

I don't do that, I have been accused of being too serious and intense during and I've often thought cracking jokes to lighten the mood is beyond ridiculous

HateU2:
Bashing is allowed because every nairalander is not complete without bashing someone. I wanna ask a funny question.
**erm** Why is it that when you guys wants to 'cum' you will always make a sound as if na electric shock catch you . I mean even the 'silent type' during sex can't keep that 'shock' to himself .
Describe the feeling biko. Don't ask me to ask my boyfriend because I'm not sexually active for now .
For mature set of peeps and just for fun.
Like I said bashing is allowed, I can decide to reply the bashing or just give you that 'silence is the best answer for a fool' stuff.

I don't do that, I have been accused of being too serious and intense during and I've often thought cracking jokes to lighten the mood is beyond ridiculous

pamellla:
abeg joor...I like yoruba guys die....I wl date dem ova nd ova again. yoruba guys==>y'all rock!

thank you.........can I have your number?

pamellla:
abeg joor...I like yoruba guys die....I wl date dem ova nd ova again. yoruba guys==>y'all rock!

thank you.........can I have your number?

pamellla:
abeg joor...I like yoruba guys die....I wl date dem ova nd ova again. yoruba guys==>y'all rock!

thank you.........can I have your number?

some of passenger's songs particularly 'let her go'

Jolllyjoy:
Sacrifice by Elton John..
Tears are always inevitable whenever am listening to that song.

same here, especially the 'cold, cold heart' part.

grad2012:
Yes we still have wonderful and sweet men(angels) and to the angels out there thank you all for still remaining the same.

I'm no angel, there are no angels, only illusions projected by guys to get under girls' skirts. Nobody is perfect.

onstelly:
Well maybe time to date Yoruba boy to confirm

Hello

onstelly:
Well maybe time to date Yoruba boy to confirm

Hello

(Yawns) I think I dosed off once or twice & for a second there, i thought I was reading Tsung su's 'Art of War'. (no offence)