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CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo Responds To Woman On Instagram Over Her Eyebrows by Enoquin(f): 6:44pm On Jun 29, 2015
Some people be drawing perfect shapes on their faces but cannot draw a simple plan for the whole of their lives.

Fun fact:
John Tyler, 10th President of the United States had a son when he was 63. The son later fathered two sons when he was 71 and 75, those two sons are still alive. This means that a man who was president in 1841, has two living grandchildren
FoodRe: Picture: Chat! See The Tomatoes I Bought For N200 by Enoquin(f): 6:06pm On Jun 29, 2015
That's how it is everywhere. Same for pepper and crayfish and plantain. Though the quantity of pepper and crayfish is now better even that of tomatoes too. Last 2 -3 weeks it was 4 or 5 pieces for N200
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Omg!!!see What Rihanna, Did To Floyd Mayweather At The BET Awards {pic} by Enoquin(f): 5:46pm On Jun 29, 2015
It was a prank and they both played it well. Riri looks cool
PoliticsRe: Where Are The Neutral Critics? by Enoquin(f): 4:50pm On Jun 29, 2015
There are neutrals. They just dont comment all the time and do not have the time and energy for e-fights
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Bakare Rejects Buhari’s Apppointment Offer As Chief Of Staff by Enoquin(f): 4:32pm On Jun 29, 2015
*yawns* Is this the only lie that could be churned out? Come on! Get to work and churn out better lies
FamilyRe: I Need A New Family!!! by Enoquin(f): 12:21pm On Jun 29, 2015
You are welcome. The thing is even if you get a job, you would have to save a while before moving out.
If the gas hasnt been refilled, how have you been eating?
What of your parents?

ToroJah:
thanks so much dear sis for the concern.

yes he works, no need talking to him again about the gas refill, he's aware of it, when his friends comes around and complain of hunger he offer to take them to an eatery. the only thing he does to my benefit in the house is to pay rent and light bills, it's an apartment where water runs in the house so water is not an issue.

two weeks ago before the gas issue I told him to try subscribe dstv that I'm bored he snapped at me that he doesn't have money but a moment the girlfriend came and complained he quickly subscribe, so it obvious he's tired of me around him so I have to find my way out of his sight soon, I just pray places have hope on should call me soon for a job offer cos it obvious I'm alone in this life.
FamilyRe: I Need A New Family!!! by Enoquin(f): 9:30am On Jun 29, 2015
Ity, it is sad what you are going through and even if it is allowed you feel sad for a while, you shouldn't fall into depression.
The 5 year or so gap between you and your elder bro is not an excuse for him not to grant you audience...it's just that yours is not a close knit family.
Is your brother working? Because he at least cannot eat all days of the month outside for the past two months.
Who pays the light bill? Who gets water that is if water isn't running inside your apartment?

What kind of job were you doing? Is it those kind you can go to the Post Office for? If it is, why not go there and check out vacancies, just so you get out of the house. I think some of the radio stations read out vacancies too...I really do not know which stations and the time they do but I know it is in the mornings; ask people.

Do you not have friends either from church or wherever? They should be your go-to at this point.

As for the gas, tell your brother it needs refilling and that there aren't some foodstuffs after he might have brushed in the morning. Hear what he'll say first.

Kpe ayen ndoko!
FoodRe: How To Prepare The Most Expensive And Popular Food In Nigeria - Photo by Enoquin(f): 9:04am On Jun 29, 2015
Edikaikong dey expensive for obodo oyibo? Eeya...definitely not in Akwa Ibom or Calabar, it would be like the 3rd or 4th expensive soup.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Stunned At The Award Show Last Night by Enoquin(f): 6:27pm On Jun 28, 2015
I hope to heavens that it's the camera light that is responsible for her complexion
CrimeRe: Ogun Crash Update: OOU Students Storm Mortuary, Snatch Corpses by Enoquin(f): 9:46am On Jun 28, 2015
Later, if the morgues refuse the corpses of students or other accident victims; we would say uncomplimentary stuffs about them. If 20k was too much; you negotiate for a reduction in a diplomatic manner. Hooliganism should not be encouraged.

Something must be done about tankers and trucks though.

RIP to the students and other victims.
EventsRe: Weird Sermon At A Wedding by Enoquin(f): 4:44pm On Jun 27, 2015
You got kissed and didn't do the kissing cheesy

You know the most times some pastors get a crowd are during weddings and burials, so they gotta preach the gospel lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: APC Insists On Its Original List Of NASS Leaders by Enoquin(f): 9:35pm On Jun 26, 2015
gsalvatore:
Your last line changed everything in my opinion.
You made it sound as if he is not making the right moves... He is doing exactly what I will do... I don't like him personally but if you see a good strategist you acknowledge him.

By the way,

He is not backed against the wall and he didn't show his hands early-he tumbled the game.
In the end, it remains our individual opinion. I would have loved a full senate chamber when he contested but that's just me and we are but different people.
TV/MoviesRe: Ay's 30 DAYS IN ATLANTA Is Overhyped (opinion) by Enoquin(f): 3:29pm On Jun 26, 2015
Very few people can take criticism/reviews of their works in Nigeria because most of the time the fans or even the owner of the work label you a hater or make a reference to their bank account as if money should surpass quality or passion.

I didn't enjoy the movie but I will also rank it amongst most of the 2014 hollywood movies. 2014 movies must have brought tears to the gods of hollywoodian movies.
Movie makers know that they must create a fantastic trailer and especially if the movie is up for awards, hype (market) it beyond measure; same gimmick AY used, so don't blame him much.
PoliticsRe: APC Insists On Its Original List Of NASS Leaders by Enoquin(f): 8:13am On Jun 26, 2015
You only disagreed with the last line, your post agrees with mine on Saraki's POV, it just has more words

gsalvatore:
I partly disagree with your opinion (saraki POV) on Saraki showing his hands too early.

He wants to be the Senate president, he saw the loop hole in the system, the timing was perfect to achieve his goal. what else you you mean by showing his hand too early?

Now he is Consolidating his grip by putting his men and also trying to appear as a man of equality by allowing the caucuses to appoint their representatives as contrary to what/who his party wants.

Sometimes doing the right thing for some people might look like the wrong thing for others.

Can't you see what he is doing(he is getting more pro-Saraki senators). He got the Senate lock down in his grip while the APC chieftain are bickering like babies/amatures.

Why didn't they have a meeting with Saraki informing him of their decision before sending the letter to him? That's being childish, you don't want him yet you want him to do your bidding.

Nothing will happen to Saraki till his tenure finishes. If APC fights him or suspends him they are at loss.

I'm not a fan of the Saraki but truth be told, his moves were text book just that the opponents are too daft and sentimental to even know when the have lost and move onto the next one.
PoliticsRe: APC Insists On Its Original List Of NASS Leaders by Enoquin(f): 11:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
When trying to resolve crisis; one has to look at it from the different POVs and also use less emotions/sentiments.

Saraki's POV: He knows he wasn't his party's choice. He also knows that the positions for principal officers are not to be trifled with, why put people who you'll constantly have to watch your back for? So, it's best his own men take these positions than strong party loyalists not loyal to him, that way he can sleep better at night. Saraki has backed himself to the wall, he is either going to hack his way through or fight till he is hacked down. I understand his POV but he showed his hand too early.


APC's POV: They are aggrieved at the way Saraki tricked and used dirty moves to gain power. They are not willing to admit they made a mistake and instead of calming down are huffing and puffing. I understand them too because not huffing and puffing will open a portal to potential 'stubborn' party members. Who wants to have to deal with strong-headed party members when there is so much to be achieved with the newly acquired party? Other party members are keenly watching; an inaction could lead to more members decamping to Saraki's camp.

Buhari's POV: He is keenly aware of his 'dictator' title and wishes to thread softly. He also wants to adhere to a true separate arms of government but the truth is theory can never equate practice. I do not want him to dabble heavily but use your lobbyists effectively.

What to do? There are too many leaders in APC because of 3 + 1/2 major political parties that merged plus different strong individuals who didn't come under a party each are lords in their own right. The first mistake was in not getting each regional lords to coerce or persuade the individual lords to achieve a common ground. The second was not having a plan B at the first sign of trouble and instead still forging on relentlessly on the initial plan A.
The nation cannot grind to a halt because of an internal party fracas. The party must consider changing its course.
Should the deviants be punished? Yes, same way I wanted Amaechi and Tambubawal punished then but the party must change its aggressive course and seek another means to punish and still maintain its members.
I propose that an advert be put forth on its unity still being intact and that Nigeria is uppermost in its mind regardless of its internal fiasco.
They must take the blame for the fiasco, go into a meeting with the NASS leaders, iron out their issues and after a while, strike. The rest will fall in line.

OR

Allow saraki and dogara run their course and take that they can do almost nothing to change them, this is what PDP did.
CelebritiesRe: MEET Werele,sorry Derele's Opposite by Enoquin(f): 1:29pm On Jun 25, 2015
I think their spirits got switched at birth...wrong to call denrele a 'were' though
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Enoquin(f): 11:26am On Jun 25, 2015
I vote for

Jarizod
Iamkingzlee
Scentmarlc
Tomfrench
Lekinz

Cc NLJega
LiteratureRe: My Flash/short Stories Collection by Enoquin(op): 10:57am On Jun 23, 2015
The Other Side

The shivers started just as soon as he got out of the water. His teeth chattered a bit uncontrollably. He knew he shouldn’t have stayed in the water that long but she had insisted and even though he had enjoyed every bit of their time in the water; he was paying for it now.
Stumbling to where their clothes were, he picked up a towel and rubbed his head quite vigourously before quickly cleaning off the rest of himself. He picked up his shirt and quickly put it on as warmth returned. Turning, he could still see her in the water splashing around; feeling his gaze on her, she turned and waved.
They really needed to get going, it was nearly 4pm and they had been here since noon.
“Babe, come out of the water. We need to get going!” He yelled out, arms folded as if to ward off cold.
“Why? This is so fun.” The lady in the water replied, turning around to lazily stroke the water.
“Well, I am cold,” he looked round noting how deserted everywhere looked. “Everyone has gone back and it’s nearly evening.”
“You don’t know how I have longed to swim in a village river. You really were lucky as a child.”
“It’s nearly four, my mother expected us back two hours ago. This is just our first day and you have a week to swim as you like, so please come out.”
“Okay dear give me five minutes. If you are cold then you shouldn’t be standing there with your shirt and just a swimming trunk, go and put on your jeans.”
Sighing, the man turned and walked to where their clothes were. He picked his jeans and put them on; perhaps he was being too hard on her. She had been so excited when he told her his village had a clear stream for swimming.

**

John was being a spoilsport, Rita thought as she watched him put on his jeans. They had nothing to do when they got back to the village house except eat and sleep in separate rooms under the stern eyes of his parents especially the mother who watched her barely hiding her dislike. She didn’t approve of a city girl especially one who didn’t know her roots.
“How well do you know her?” She had heard John’s mother ask him the night before.
John had laughed in reply.
“I am asking because this world is a strange place; you have to know a person’s root before befriending them much less marry them”
“Maaaama! She is an orphan now”
“Exactly my point, an orphan with no relatives?”
“Rita is a nice woman, fun and friendly, intelligent and respectful”
“Most women are nice too. My point is try and know more about her roots.”
“Okay mama, can I go to bed now?”


**

She was starting to feel cold and she had swum so far out. Time to get back but not before she tried to see how long she could hold her breath under water. She hadn’t counted to thirty when she came up for air. Gasping, she swam ashore. John was nowhere in sight, where had he gone? Her clothes were not where she had left them.
“Babe, John!” She called out.
Getting no reply, she looked around confused. Had she missed the spot where they had been? She couldn’t go back to the house with just her bra and shorts.

**

After putting on his jeans, he saw a scorpion trying to get into her clothes. Killing the scorpion, he picked up her clothes plus the towel and wrapper they had brought; and checked them for any insects. Satisfied at finding none, he draped the clothes over his arm; they hadn’t even eaten the lunch his mother had packed for them. They really needed to get going, he would be stern this time. First, he needed to take a piss but he couldn’t leave her clothes on the sand. He had better take the clothes with him.

**

“John!” Was he playing with her? She was sorry for staying long in the water but this wasn’t fair either.
Hearing laughter, she turned and saw a group of six young women walking leisurely towards the shore. They were chatting and didn’t notice her at first.
“Good evening,” she called out.
The chatter stopped and the women turned, looking at her curiously. Feeling self-conscious, she tried to cover her bosoms as well as she could with her hands. John was taking this too far.
“What are you doing here?” One of the women asked.
“I am looking for John,” she replied with the hope that one of them had seen him.
“We don’t know of any John,” the woman replied again.
“Mma Obiagelli’s son, that John,” John’s mother was popular or so she had been told.
“Oh? Who are you to this John?” Another woman asked.
What kind of a question was that? What had that got to do with finding John?
“Ma, please I am his friend and my clothes are with him.”
“Your John is on the other side,” the second woman replied pointing.
“Thank you ma, I came to the wrong side then,” she made to move back to the water.
“No, you can’t get to him that way.”
Now, they were really annoying women but seeing as she was a stranger, she couldn’t as well show her annoyance. They didn’t even offer her a wrapper to ward off the cold.
“Please, what way can I use?”
The women didn’t reply and looked at themselves in confusion. Then one of them walked up to her, “You cannot use any way, nwanyi oma but you can come with us.”
“Why would I want to come with you? I thought the village was a nice place where everyone helped each other out? None of you even bothered to offer me a wrapper to cover myself and then to point out a route seeing that it is getting late is another difficult task. Since, you probably won’t help me; I would have to use the water.”
“You cannot use the water because you are dead”
“What! God forbid! That’s a lie! I cannot die, I am too young! Who dies in a stream?”
She tried to run to the stream but the women held her back. Their grips were so strong, making her struggles pointless.
Finally, out of breath and weak; she turned and saw John coming but he wasn’t alone. He was stumbling and wailing, dragging someone with him. He was dragging her lifeless body.

The End
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RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Enoquin(f): 9:50am On Jun 23, 2015
Voting for

Jarizod
Iamkingzlee
Tomfrench
Lekinz
Sosiqdude
Agarawu23
Scentmarlc
Ademoladeji

Cc NLJega
Jokes EtcRe: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Enoquin(f): 6:15pm On Jun 22, 2015
WEIRDPC:
A plumber would say- ‘you-niun-ized’ ,whereas a
chemist
would say- ‘un-ayon-ized’ (un-ionized) . Gettit? Gettit??
ions...gorrit!
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Enoquin(f): 2:19pm On Jun 22, 2015
I vote for

SNAZZY5050
AYIMA
ADEMOLADEJI
FLOW1759
SCENTMARLC
JARIZOD
AGARAWU23
LEKINZ
IAMKINGZLEE
SOSIQDUDE
TOMFRENCH
TOLZEAL

Cc NLJega
Jokes EtcRe: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Enoquin(f): 11:20am On Jun 22, 2015
Apart from 1, i get the remaining
WEIRDPC:
(4)
What did the scientist say when he found
2 isotopes of helium?
“HeHe”
Those who are always 'heheheing' must have had doses of helium cheesy

WEIRDPC:
(5)
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Of course, but you said that before the before cheesy

WEIRDPC:
(6)
A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No,
really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean,
like, the most exaggerated thing in the
history of ever!!
Hehe...oops!
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2015
deflover:
madam crayfish ke.....i tell you say i dey do maggi kitchen competition ni.....i say low budget abi make i call am lower budget b4 you go understand.......nija women can form good cook ehhh but give am money she go say e no do grin grin grin grin grin

Besides whats it with the mine is washed well tingy......nija babes ehhhhh you for no wash am na...you for put am with the blood inside pot tongue tongue tongue tongue

besides pepper 200 naira was way too small....e be like say u no dey enter market to knw wetin time dey talk angry angry angry angry
Wetin you dey talk no tally at all. I was refering to your food not talking about naija men or women...take note.
What has low budget got to do with crayfish? Your food isn't low budget at all; it's average
The rest of your post are still off tangent...have a good day
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Breaks Kaduna State Ramadan Tradition by Enoquin(f): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
El-Rufai is just firing from all cylinders, it seems he has long been ready for this post. I like the announcement
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 2:58pm On Jun 20, 2015
mojounited:
Turns out my Aunt uses tomatoes too and a wee bit of oil or none at all. I guess it's a way of reducing the amount of bad fat associated with red oil (albeit it contains Vitamin A as well). Quite awkward, because using tomatoes to prepare soup tastes really weird.

With no crayfish, dry/stock fish and periwinkle, it's certainly not going to be as smashingly palatable as your soup. No disrespect to OP but #TeamAkwaIbom/CalabarSoup #WeRock cheesy
The yorubas rarely use crayfish and or stockfish; periwinkles ke? Don't go there.
Well, I don't know about loosing fat through tomato paste, I think it has to do with how 'beautiful' the egusi would look after it is done. And most yorubas like sweet food, the tomatoes will make for a sweet egusi
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 12:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
cactuscee:
Apart from cooking everything .
What else una sabi lipsrsealed
we sabi God
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 12:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
dunkem21:
I also hear say una sabi cook MAN and make him edible grin
shocked Are you calling us cannibals?
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 12:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
dunkem21:
So, you be akwa ibomhuh ..Make I perch dey look you first.

I hear say una sabi cook EVERYTHING.
Why you dey perch, you be bird?
Everything? Yes, we can even boil stones and make it edible tongue
FoodRe: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by Enoquin(f): 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
Goathead in akwaibom is from 700 upwards depending on the size and season that's because we don't play with goathead here.

Tomatoes in egusi, I have heard of that way of cooking egusi but I want to know if it is something that evolved into a practice by awon eko.

Funny enough, I am cooking bitterleaf soup today but with goat leg...mine is washed very well. If I cook with out washing vigourously; my brothers won't eat.
Your soup looks good, I no see crayfish for your list abi na because of tomatoes you skip am?
I know say pepper no dey market but 200 naira pepper is too much.
FamilyRe: A Family Budget That Works - updated with spread sheet. by Enoquin(f): 10:13pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nmeri17:
angry angry

so which budget is still awaiting implementationhuh
Implementation ke? We are gradually coming to the end of June; ette ami, do you think anyone who budgets will have any 'un-implemented' category left?
FamilyRe: A Family Budget That Works - updated with spread sheet. by Enoquin(f): 8:33pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nmeri17:
ataaa nsu grin oya nu send me Mtn 4h I'm broke cry??

*come hear her excuse now smiley
My recharge card budget has been used up tongue
FamilyRe: A Family Budget That Works - updated with spread sheet. by Enoquin(f): 6:38pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nmeri17:
you go stingy nor be small cheesy
grin rara oh cry I don't just spend anyhow

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