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How dem be wan take escape for the Ekpo Obot self, road wey get street bumps?

Except any thief runs and enter an unoccupied building or darkness like eclipse suddenly falls upon the earth; there is no way you can steal and escape with a vehicle muchless a keke in Uyo especially around this axis. The only way that can happen is if the police is complicit same with kidnapping.

I am a red and blue person too but I definitely would not combine them these way.

It indeed is redbluetiful.

Orikinla:
. It is part of the concept of the fashion show to celebrate the culture of New York City. But it is far from rags show.

Okay, I posted based on what the Wests' were putting on.

They look like gypsies

Chestar5:
its ova already sweety , unless u wanna help ur guys sweep d 'dirts' dey left on our floor ....if u don't mind?

These kind parties are rarely over like that, they last till nightfall. The same way you pack the dirts on our thread after the last party? Babe, better pick that broom and clean up...the empty chelsea satchets lying around might evoke painful memories

SailorXY, I guess it's XY that's doing the posting...cause you are too mean! I have never attended a rival's party before...

DJ, abeg play me Harrysong's 'After the raggae play the blues'

GGMU

Is there anything wrong in her being a tenant? She doesn't even earn a quarter of what her contemporaries in hollywood are earning comparatively and yet most of them live in rented/mortgaged or leased apartments.

Two politicians I came in contact with here in Akwa Ibom lived in rented houses till they built theirs. The ones that lived in their houses are those whose fathers left behind wealth or had more than one houses through their good business foresights then.

Or do all the politicians in Abuja live in their own houses?

As long as you can pay your bills, I don't think anyone ought to wail about your choice of either being a tenant or house owner.

What's with all the bickering? Writing with so much 'unprofessional' anger. Joining issues like say na backyard entertainment TV. Scratch that koor, itch that ni

Check that site back in 3 months and it'd be static. That's what happens to copied or stolen ideas - stunted growth

kristen12:
Not baking powder, baking soda.

Where did I write about baking powder? I wrote 'any day I see a big tin like "that" of baking powder'

That meant I haven't yet seen any baking soda in a big tin or have you seen any baking soda's tin that is as big as that of a 400 naira baking powder?

Now these are the kind of women I admire; work and play beautiful women. Not work only or play only.

You'll get it at any supermarket or any bakery store. The price depends on the quantity...there's that of N20, N50 and N100. Anyday I see a big tin like that of baking powder, I am sure grabbing it. I use it well.

Selena trying all her best but still not breaking through. Perhaps she should trim her long locks and go for a facial surgery or simply ask Rihanna to mentor her.

Oron, Itu (Akwa Ibom)

otabuko:
I bought 2008, retrieved about 5 times... I just don't understand their point... I already got ready for the block abi ban with Etisalat...

Is Nigeria not synonymous with chaos?

Illegally pre-registered indeed! Got my line 07, registered in 2010 myself...between then and now, I have retrieved my line twice at their official outlets/offices. So, they should give another reason and not that bullocks!

The crowd at Uyo was more. I didn't take pics though

My condolences but was the open casket picture necessary?

I got the message last week to verify my SIM. I have been to MTN's office twice this week here in Uyo and the crowd there in their tiny and only outlet is better imagined. I shudder to think what infectious diseases might have been communicated. All it takes is an infectious cough/sneeze that isn't well covered from one person to another person with a low immune system.

MTN's machines clearly working beyond its capacity have broken down plus the poor network isn't helping matters.

Another thing is obviously the poor planning towards this exercise as there is no attempt at crowd control or dissemination of information.

Some customers lines have already been barred and I have been sent a message that my line will be disconnected today.

Now I think, most Nigerian businesses are yet to get it right as regard logistics/proper planning. I guess it hasn't yet sunk in that proper planning can help create a better conducive working environment for the employees and a better service to the customers.

Some ladies in my church rock their natural hair. One sleeps every midnight because she has to moisturize, her hair is long. I don't envy her or them. I don't have the patience to comb my hair for more than 5-10 mins, style and decorate. God bless those that can.

When I use weaves, it saves me so much stress and time. I bathe, clothe, rub powder,oil and brush the weave and I am out! God bless us all.

I didn't even know about the gerrahere joke tll last month The face of the man Frank was refering to in that clip though

The power of social media.

why was he shot?

Yes, Olumba is their God. They pray to him, worship him. Judge for yourself

3 self cons - 5500 upwards. What do we own? Fridges, stereos, televisions, phones, fans, laptops, I am the only one with a blender and we aren't home 24/7 always.
Two months now 5500 and 5688...in these two months, we have had erratic power. Last week, they were on strike; this week...nothing. PHEDC is the one in charge; I wish Akwa Ibom was under Aba and not Port Harcourt.

RCCG is an organization guided by rules, any pastor that feels otherwise should open their own church.

Way to go Mercy, drop 'em all off now.

HBD

Nmeri17:
the only thing I see here is that the white boy was an over-CUMMER and an akanchaWANKster he graduated from using Vaseline to cream.....guess that's why he ended up in the crème dela crème of the society

Receive purity. SMH. So, squirting water now denotes something else?

Very simple, since the devil holds more sway over your life than God, start worshipping him. He asked you to defile a minor, call on him to come and help you now

It is bothersome when youths claim there is nothing to chat about when either meeting new people or making new friends. The internet has now allowed for inexhaustible topics amongst people. Here is one; Sir Isaac Newton. Someone sent me a dp on my bbm and it was an image of Sir Isaac Newton but with an inscription that he died a virgin.
Curiousity led me to the internet and I stumbled on these interesting facts. I know some might already know about it but there are more who don’t. I will itemize it and make it short, links are attached for those who want to read more and make their own research.

I am posting this in celebrity because he was one.

*Sir Isaac Newton (1643-1727) was born 3 months premature

*He was able to attend University later in life because his mother remarried when he was three. His father died before he was born and even though the step father also died leaving behind 3 children, he died leaving his wife some money.

*He hated his stepfather; his mother left him behind with his grandmother when she remarried. He also hated his step-siblings especially his step-brother, Benjamin.

*He never married and most probably died a virgin according to reports.

*He was mostly anti-social and a difficult person even to his friends because of his great ego and temper.

*He believed in one single God and didn’t believe in the trinity. Newton believed that worshipping Christ was a form of idolatry, and denied the existence of the Devil. Ironically, Newton was buried in Westminster Abbey - the spiritual heart of the church whose doctrines he rejected, even though he refused the sacrament on his deathbed.


*He didn’t really trust anyone and even made all his tools himself.

* He believed in magic. Newton was a student of alchemy and the occult. He conducted numerous experiments attempting to create the mythical Philosopher's Stone, a substance that could be used to transmute base metals into gold and create an elixir of immortality. His experiments with mercury may have led to the eccentricity that characterized his later years. Newton was obsessed with eschatology, the study of the end of the world, but was positive the end would not arrive prior to the year 2060.

*He invented calculus after he and his classmates were sent home during the bubonic great plague in 1665

*In 1662, when he was 19, he wrote down his sins (48 of them). The sins are pasted exactly the way he wrote them.

[b]Before Whitsunday 1662.

1. Vsing the word (God) openly
2. Eating an apple at Thy house
3. Making a feather while on Thy day
4. Denying that I made it.
5. Making a mousetrap on Thy day
6. Contriving of the chimes on Thy day
7. Squirting water on Thy day
8. Making pies on Sunday night
9. Swimming in a kimnel on Thy day
10. Putting a pin in Iohn Keys hat on Thy day to pick him.
11. Carelessly hearing and committing many sermons
12. Refusing to go to the close at my mothers command.
13. Threatning my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them
14. Wishing death and hoping it to some
15. Striking many
16. Having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamese.
17. Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer
18. Denying that I did so
19. Denying a crossbow to my mother and grandmother though I knew of it
20. Setting my heart on money learning pleasure more than Thee
21. A relapse
22. A relapse
23. A breaking again of my covenant renued in the Lords Supper.
24. Punching my sister
25. Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
26. Calling Dorothy Rose a jade
27. Glutiny in my sickness.
28. Peevishness with my mother.
29. With my sister.
30. Falling out with the servants
31. Divers commissions of alle my duties
32. Idle discourse on Thy day and at other times
33. Not turning nearer to Thee for my affections
34. Not living according to my belief
35. Not loving Thee for Thy self.
36. Not loving Thee for Thy goodness to us
37. Not desiring Thy ordinances
38. Not long {longing} for Thee in {illeg}
39. Fearing man above Thee
40. Vsing unlawful means to bring us out of distresses
41. Caring for worldly things more than God
42. Not craving a blessing from God on our honest endeavors.
43. Missing chapel.
44. Beating Arthur Storer.
45. Peevishness at Master Clarks for a piece of bread and butter.
46. Striving to cheat with a brass halfe crowne.
47. Twisting a cord on Sunday morning
48. Reading the history of the Christian champions on Sunday[/b]





http://m.mentalfloss.com/article/24520/6-things-you-should-know-about-isaac-newton
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4058836
http://www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.uk/prism.php?id=40
http://www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.uk/view/texts/normalized/ALCH00069#p005


CC Lalasticlala

It did not start with this administration; we started the review as far back as last year. It is not because of the present administration that we commenced it.

This! Before the back pats and war starts

Sad but can AGN take care of its members welfare? I doubt it. When Robert Downey Jr had crises with drugs and was largely unstable, only Mel Gibson stood by him. The whole hollywood didn't troop to the rehab neither did they donate. He and others who have ever had health issues or crises get back up through sheer will and one or two friends because the rest of hollywood do not really care.

Go for constant medical checkups, eat right, drink moderately and exercise