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dex4sure:
What goes up...will surely come down....the force the bullet used in going up is not thesame force when coming down. It won't have any effect when it lands on human's body

who told you?
When coming down it got twice as much the force been shot up, hence coming down as stray bullet.
If that stray bullet hit you na die sure ohh.

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1427699/moment-man-wept-profusely-bride-walked-aisle-wedding-day-photos-video/

I feel like slapping this man

If he is 100% that his wife to be is a Virgin I will think otherwise!
But he know not were that hole most have been through or what has goes inside that hole or the kind of mechanics that have serviced that hole

fergie001:
As NDLEA busts another crystal meth network in Agbara, recovers over 1.2million Tramadol tabs in Gombe, others

Arrests 8 suspected bandits in Ondo forest with explosives, businesswoman in Abuja




Femi Babafemi
Director, Media & Advocacy
NDLEA Headquarters, Abuja
Sunday 4th September 2022

checking names....
Name checking 98%........
Name check successful..
Checking region 10%.....
Checking region 99%
Region check successful.

Name checker association find some disparity of names distributed across the chart because a particular region known as the headquarters of drug trafficking appear only once on the list which is deem inconsistent.

jonzingcaesar:
Please which of the file do we download and how do we set it up

the first file

aorseer:
Wow I have a RN10pro and don't have an idea how to get gcam on it. Can you pls direct me to a thread or link where to download and how to install? Will be grateful

sending link here will lead to banning. Find this channel on telegram on the picture below

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1427565/lady-survives-fungal-infection-came-artificial-nail-fixed-photo-video/

we all knows the fungal came from her smelly vagina !

Joshkid:
what Gcam are you using RN10P?

lmc

Haven't you guys notice that image stabilization is available on 4k resolution at 60fps when shooting a video while using gcam but the stock camera there's no image stabilization while shooting a 4k resolution video on redmi note 10 pro!


The more reason redmi note 10pro is the best

nwekeugochukwu:
https://igberetvnews.com/1426890/asiwaju-2023-oyinbo-ladies-campaign-tinubu-photo-video/

thank God you are not in Nigeria, if not both of you would have received the beating of your life

And you will see news like:
Two oyinbo ladies beaten to stupor for putting on tinubu cloth

Macsjebs:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.guinnessworldrecords.com/amp/news/2022/8/worlds-longest-cucumber-record-broken-by-polish-grower-714400

Omox100000!!! Check out this cucumber (cucumis sativus) which holds the Guinness World Record Title for Longest in the world.

Anyone come across a longer one here in Nigeria?

Watch video:
www.youtube.com/shorts/McZqKYlmzhM

naija girls right now...

Stallionhorse:
The truth is that riding a bike comes with many negative side and unforseen circumstances. I will advice you to take the teaching job forget about the small pay use it as a stepping stone to build your resume and the focus on moving to some other job that pays better..

Anybody telling you that teaching job can build your resume is just decieving you

Godsprojectayo:
Teaching job of 20k salary 7:30a.m to 4p.m or okada hustle for a bsc holder? which would you recommend?
All contributions will be appreciated please!

buy keke instead!

Thank me later

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HustlingHustler:
Hi guys,
I am currently running my masters degree here in Nigeria with few months to finish before the ASUU strike came.
I have plan to use the certificate to boost my Japa plan initially. I have also invested alot of time and resources into the study.
With each day passing, I am getting really tired of Nigeria and I feel my time is been wasted.
I don't know if I should just start applying to schools abroad to start afresh or wait to finish this course in Nigeria.

see person were dey price monkey ontop tree!

I thought they will start sending bombs to Taiwan

China just like formal govt wike, a barking dog

NwekeUG:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CgwHxKirEp5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I think this Simp has vagina on the back of his anus!

DUNDEEMASTER:
Why all these show of force
This is how Russia were busy making noise up and down, today where is Russia. They can't even crush small Ukraine.
I have always told people that winning a war is not basically by manpower and arms.
You can only win wars when your strategies are superb coupled with your intelligence too.
That is y no nation on earth can dessimate Israel no matter how small they are. They can wipe u even if it will take them years, u can ask Iraq, Afghanistan, and others.
Let's always pray for a war free world. Wat is never an option.

you forgot to add Iran on the list

Giel:
I want entanglement.
Lol, I'm hoping for anything.
Even if a hug.

I don't want you

I dont even want to hug you least your heavy makeup face stain my cloth

EMPEROROFDONBAS:
This one u dey shine teeth like Okowa any problem

I dey very far from anything that has to do with box... We should learn to appreciate local content, e get why.

An average Nigerian is hRd working and innovative Na just mumu government Naim turn us to parasite..

Una go bash our yeye unproductive politicians still bash a productive individual..
NA WA ooh... Make una fear God oh

no he about appreciate or so!

You self think am na. That thing dey dangerous.

For our politicians, that one na another story on his own

EMPEROROFDONBAS:
HAVE you gone through the master piece.?. Abi u think say na only get wisdom and knowledge about ventilation??

wait first is like na you follow build that box


No worry you to make am for life


Pele!

EMPEROROFDONBAS:
Shey u don meet up with poverty minimum requirements, cos your mentality and bitterness, Na top notch....

Witg that alone poverty suppose dey C. V.


TANKIO

add two years internship experience with poverty for that your C.V

Thank me later

EMPEROROFDONBAS:
No worry, we know say Buhari na bastard for the type hardship, him bring to us.. But no allow the hardship turn you Ogbaanje..

Easy bro na so village people take kick start

oga if poverty dey disturb you he no mean say the same poverty were dey disturb you dey also affect me
Poverty get he own minimum requirements

So I rent house then I go come carry that big box put my generator inside for compound were no even get parking space for car self?

You self think am? Everything dey go portable na you won come carry load put for house!

By the time you buy generator engine two times , no body go tell you say make you convert that box to dinning table

GloriousGbola:
Extremely inefficient design. All they have done is fabricate a soundproof box and put a generator inside it. That generator will quickly overheat. I also cannot see any exhaust ports.

The unfortunate way of the Nigerian artisan where a problem is solved by creating three or more other problems

They must have used the materials used in home cinema acoustic padding.

Also, this is completely useless for the target market. There is barely enough space for generators as it is, and you will now get a box that takes up five times the volume of your gen? Where will you put it? Esp in a shared accommodation?

for you shall drink of the cup of vawulence

Aderewah:
Yoruba men are smart

if you called this smart then I don't really know what I should call you?

Is there any minimum requirements for someone to be below the average stages of dumb?

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian men fabricate sound proof noise cancellation box for generators.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKDIbOIwtxo

then how about the heat!

The people who made generator for outside so that air can cool it down and for proper combustion where not stupid.

Instead why not just sound proof your house with sound proof window

Some innovation are just out of stupidity but no science

meobizy:
Nairalanders will always claim they are millionaires yet every day someone tries to scam people. This is the internet, nobody owes you honesty.

laugh you in Chinese!

If only you knew
Most of those guys were dey comments anyhow and Una dey mistake from

For small small pikin, if only you knew say some na millionaires but just won catch fun because na faceless forums, your brain go open!

Na poverty dey disturb you that's why you dey yarn like this!

Nairaland no be place for those hypocrite Twitter and Facebook users! Nairaland na place were politicians top top men dey dey catch cruise and security agent dey use take write report.

He go shock you no worry

uncleck:
Samsung Galaxy s21 ultra is my dream phone. If I lay my hand on it I don't mind using it for ten years. I'm so obsessed with the phone that whenever I visit any online store, it is the first thing I search even though I cannot afford it. I nearly bought a copy of the phone on Alibaba last week even though I know it's not the original.

Please how can I overcome this obsession?

like play like play my guy go soon start robbery business!

BadNews:
Update From . COM

A Member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Chioma Eunice Igweike, Who Was allegedly abducted has been found dead with vital parts of her body missing, Reports.

Details Of The Incident Are Still Sketchy At The Time Of Filing This Report but it was gathered that the deceased left her house on Wednesday, July, 20, 2022, for the three weeks orientation course at the Ogun State NYSC Camp.

According to friends and former coursemates, The Federal Polytechnic Oko graduate was kidnapped and killed by suspected Ritualists.

Meanwhile, Friends have taken to Facebook to mourn her, As Sighted By with some of them calling for the scraping of the Scheme.

Ike Sunday Chinedu, a former neighbour, wrote: "TRIBUTE TO MY NEIGHBOR Hearing the news of your death should be included Among one of the best shocks of my life, being admitted into the HND programme at federal polytechnic oko,you personally gave me and my friend lodge of which you happens to be an occupant of the lodge as well.fortunately for me,u happens to be my neighbor,we joked together,vibes together,gosh!!!!!!!!!.I can remember the stress we went through in school before graduation.the quizzes, assignments, examinations Etc.

"I Can Vividly remember how other of your classmates used to come to our lodge for lectures as a result of your brilliant approach to most of your departmental courses,I can remember I haven't had any issue with you for once since we stayed together as neighbors.(something that's very rare in this generation) And this is how you ended up. I first thought that it was a joke when I heared that you were missing,then days later I now later heared they have taken your life. Rip my hero. Farewell to u chioma."

God's Chiamaka described the deceased as a Brilliant Scholar.

"Eunice why so soon? It's very hard for me to say rest in peace. you're a great scholar in my department,very brilliant. You taught me many things while in school. We go to library together. It shall never be well with the generation of all Nigerian leaders. My friend was murdered on her way to Ogun state NYSC camp. Chioma Never allow your killers to go unpunish. Obi agbawaram!!!!!!!!!!!! After all the sufferings while in school this is how Nigerian government pay you back. May the good Lord accept your soul Amen."

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Source: BLOG

you can't seperate Yoruba from ritualist and every Yoruba person is a suspected ritualists

I fear their men for ritualists and also fear their women for hardcore prostitution

DukeNija:
Lies! You’re a bloody liar. Drop receipts or cite sources to back your baseless March claim.
Russia do not have a complete hold on any region in Ukraine and have been hand twisted into defense in Eastern and Southern territories. The momentum is with Ukraine with the bombardment thanks to the US owned HIMARS missile systems capable of long range projections. Over fifty Russian military bases and weapons warehouses have been destroyed in the last 4weeks.
This war will deplete the Russian military inventory and render them incapable of invading another country which is NATO’s primary objective. Putin needs an intermission to reassess his strategy and keep partially occupied territories but Ukraine in unwilling to negotiate because they have the upper hand.

those putting supported don't know anything about military strategies and tactics!

The US provided Ukraine with with HIMARS and also Intels of Russia military inventories and bases inside Ukraine and that's what is pissing Russia off!

In other words, the US is getting there revenge on Russia due to the Vietnam war in the 60s and also what you just said!