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stil waitn ppl

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hey dealers, i nid a car, halla, primera, somtin nt too xpensive bt CLEAN  
specs r simply alloy rims, a/c, sound engine ofcos and AUTO DRIVE!!! generally very sound condition. . .
so gemmi ur quotes and pictures and i'l consider. . .
vry serious buyer here plz, if u mak me a gud offer i'l close my end of d deal b4 monday tops,
@adexcars
im stil dyin 4 dat passat u sold nt long ago. . .
waitn ppl, hit mi. . .
   

kamalistic:
Could you pls send larger pics to kamaly2g@yahoo.co.uk? e.g.interior, engine, front and back etc.

kopykat

as u can c ursef d pixs aint evn visible, plz repost so u can get serious offers, along wit mor pixs as a whole, side view, seats, d whole nine yards

stil waitin for d pixs oh

jmkbond:
to do what

blabla!!!
im d online king of blabla

plz also post its present mileage nd interior pictures. . .
so dude, can we deal?

ok, i buy d idea den duo i'l stil ask around. 550k to pick up monday if u agree,

hw do u maintain a car lik dis in nigeria? isnt dat realy y d owner is selln?

leav boi's hostel com my hotel room 419 jooo,

leav boi's hostel com my hotel room 419 jooo,

we wer'nt talkn abt u, must u expose ursef her? wat if der r immigration ppl here? u wana get sent bac?

@zerofobia
i lov ur prices, probably d best in nlnd ryt nw, mayb we can do biznes,
i want quotes 4 a 2000/2001, honda or VW or audi or acura, less dan 140k mileage, Auto, in vry gud condition. waitn on ur reply,

cibilola:
i went to nigeria recently and everything the poster has said about their driving skills is true, lol!

my dear, i said LAGOS oh, nt nigeria, by d way, where wer u deported frm? Benin?

Lolabbey:
sharrap

*turns her ova nd promptly rapes her wit her all d while screamin 4 mor!!!*

yeah!!!!!!!!
dats mor lik it

clems!
u stil dey? last i heard u got run ova by a learner on his 1st day behind d wheels of a keke napep, nd i heard twz fatal so hw is u here again?

xdos:
dat was good! cudnt help laffin

tanx dude, u liv in lag i gues, so u can undastnd hw deep dat wz

*cuffs dani1luv behind d head*
mumu boi, c ya mate wen no chop him sch fees as him catch d joke sharp sharp. . .

y? cos u drive in darasalam?

I had to arm you fellow Lagosians/residents/frequent visitors of this crazy city of ours with this priceless information. Drive safe!

First of all, know the battalion to which you belong. There is an unending and vicious road war in Lagos. In the first battalion, are motorcyclists known in Nigerian as okada. They have a pact with suicide, so avoid them at all costs.

In the second battalion are commercial bus drivers. Their buses are known by various names including - danfo, molue (literally translated "I will beat you", bolekaja (means "Come down, let us fight), kabu-kabu, etc. As these names imply, they are not the smartest species on the face of the planet. Avoid them.

In the third battalion are the "guys of the siren": escort riders, Bullion vans, trailers, etc. They have immunity against death. Besides, they get a medal for every scratch, and a certificate of bravery for every bash. No need to tell you to stay clear of them. That includes even the men in black with empty bullion vans. I am not making empty threats, be guided!

In the fourth battalion are private folks like us. All we have at our disposal are big talk and empty threats - we have no rights. Sometimes we employ what is called "ogboju"(bravado) to get by, due to frustration of being home late or at work. What a mess! Are there no gentlemen/women again in Lagos?

Further rules:

1. When in doubt, accelerate!
2. Never drive behind a person whose head doesn't reach the top of the steering wheel.
3. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Don't yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.
4. Taxicabs should always have the right of way, unless you are bent on suicide.
5. Get used to okada riders saying things like: "Komot ya skrap fo rod" (Get your jalopy off the road), "Oga u wan mek ai dryv ya moto?" (Do you want me to drive your car?). It is normal, and we just ignore them. These days okadas are heavy duty machines too because they carry multiple passengers. Husband and wife. I believe They don't complain of overload as long as the woman is in the middle.
6. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
7. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of the fittest you may say!
8. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes. That tells you how deep it is.
9. There is no such thing as "one-way"in Lagos. Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The okada riders are the experts in this area.
10. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork.
11. There is no such thing as a short-cut during rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be inclined to take that 'short-cut'.
12. It is traditional in Lagos to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant their bumpers are not touching the next car.
13. When asking for directions, always ask at least 3 people. Lagosians claim to know every inch of the city - even areas they've never been to.
14. Use extreme caution when pulling into service lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush hour.
15. Never use directional signals, since they only confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are not used to them.
16. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals. Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will think you are making obscene gestures to them. This could be very bad for you in Lagos.
17. Hazard lights (popularly called "double pointer" is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a bonafide Lagos driver, he's headed 'straight' and as such, will not stop under any circumstance. Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs it up with a continuous blast from his "horn".
18. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else you will have to explain to the on coming traffic whether you look like a zebra.
19. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only to make you feel guilty.
20. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.
21. In Las Gidi every spot is a potential bus stop. FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their constitution.
21. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat tire!!!



Horning
- 'Horn' when someone executes a dangerous manoeuvre.

- 'Horn' when you're about to move off.

- 'Horn' when you're about to overtake.

- 'Horn' when someone is about to overtake you.

- 'Horn' when turning into a road.

- 'Horn' when emerging from a road.

- 'Horn' back when someone horns at you. It's considered good etiquette.

- 'Horn' when you hear a chorus of horns. Don't worry if you don't know what all the 'horning' is about.

- 'Horn' when you're happy.

- 'Horn' to the beat when you're playing music in your car.

- DON'T 'Horn' when approached by LASTMA, LAMATA, police, NURTW or area boys. It could be the last time your car horn ever works.

Good luck, you'll need it!

haba bros, u no dey c say d moto dey xpress ne?

presently ko, past tensly ni. . .

dude u wana sell an accidented 2004 ride 4 1.5m?

cal bros cal. . .

Mabamowo:
@equilibrium;u must be a funny guy,infact i cldnt contrl d laughter!!!where did u get ur composition

cant help it
jst hv dis burnin desire to help ppl. . .

@POSTER
QUE SERA SERA. . .
. . . D FUTURE'S NOT OURS TO SEE. . .
QUE SERA SERA. . .


YOU BE SERIOUS M U M U!!!
ONLINE BABE?
CHEATERS CLASS G.F?
NA PRIMARY SCH U STIL DEY NE?

@poster
can we plz see som interior pictures?
haba!!!!!!!!

dis is also a gud one. . .

dis wil b a gud buy my dear

specs
amani chillin
1st single door car evr
traction control
cruise control
abs multi reaction pads
on board computer diaignostics
climate control wipers
on board dvd
heatd seats
computer aided steerin at above 40mph
gps aided navigation
full options

d list goes on my guy. . .

vin:- AJ419ANINI040109SEGS
Title clean die!!!
guy u cant miss dis oh

note! its a bmw oh! (bmw isetta)
u can check it online urself so it cost a lil mor dan 120k
i'l do u at 290k. . .
gemi a call
08066123533

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
Im doing it as a public

@ all socalld satanists in d house. . eternity is forever nd ever, u have free will, use it wisely, satan cannot save himself talk 'less' of u.

@ seun. . am disappointd at u, wat u startd in nlnd wz beautiful, i got my plump job off ur site, bt if even 1 soul is lost off dis thread, dat soul shall b on ur head!

@ original poster. . like ma guy T.I said, 'Live ur Life, heyheyheyheyheyhey'. if we wer muslims, we'd behead u! bt since we r nice xtians jst go do wat T.I says nd stop yappn abt it!

@ Richyblack. . men i gbadun ur style, if only we had mor die hard, hard core xtians like u! i lov hw u take ur faith, dats wat i'd realy call 'Practical Christianty'

romade and gabby wer two bad I.T gurus who fell in lov and decided to marry which is d natural tin to do. . .

naturally gabby gets pregnant bt d suprise is she is havn twin!!!

dey name dem sam milla and iteun. . .

hwevr, at d christianin ceremony, na der wahala burst as d name dey both decided to giff der twins wer unheard of in d human race. . .

check it out ursef. . .

D GUD OL' DAYS. . . .