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And ur car is very clean man.
By the way, is dat all one person's azz on dat chic in the background? Daaaaayem!!!!!!

saint2ace: Ur phone number please...

Yes man, fone numba na him sure pass oh

koife: To every reader of this update
My prayer:Help make it viral,forward it to as much people as posible.
I had this painful experienz dis evening from a customer service personel in UBA Abak rd-uyo., Aks. And the other(itoro akpanudo) whom i met at deposit section. I askd her 2 help me gt my acount number because i 4got 2gt it as i huried out of my ofice inorder to gt thr before cloz of wrk, and was shocked when tey both decline, and dia rison waz dat it is a tedioz task dat she is nt rdy to embrk upon such(nt as if i wntd acnt statment oo, or didnt av a valid ID). She ignored me the whle time. I ran out to catch anoda keke so as to mitup b4 tey clozd bcoz of d ammount dat waz invlvd,on getin dwn to pay, d keke driver snatchd d money frm me n zoomed off,i got anoda keke at 6th try for a chase,bt d thief used multiple adjrning stritz n got out of sight. I am in deep painz as i write, dat waz my last saving as unemployd graduate. I seek dat d folwing qstionz b ansrd by UBA plc.
Wotz d job of dia staff?
Dnt i av d ryt 2my acnt numbr,esp. Wit valid ID?

Had i pay in, dat mishap wdnt av ocured. Datz y am tekin my fyt 2d social media dat UBA must pay dearly for dis. I enjoin u reading dis nw 2join me in lending ur voice nw inorder to hlp stp all bad treatment of customa by bnk staf bcoz it cud av bin u.
Thank u,
efiok joseph akpan
08030972730

Rubbish.
When you are ready, post in english

How much is dat lucozade boost in d car?

clusterphobia: Omo!! I chop medics today!! Na my agents call tell me so. They saidmy passport neva show na dats Y I dey ask to ensure na real chopping and no be say I dey chop for dream!!

Details, wen u apply? Etc

apple08: Kayconsult pls kindly explain more about this, i read this and am a bit confused. So u mean there's a difference btwn Grad cert. and PGD? I tot it was the same thing since entry requirements was 3yrs uni degree. thanks

I tot so to myself but I have been reading up on my adopted country alot and apparently its not the same tin oh. Siga dem, make una com add una insight too na.

My people oh, plz help. Starting winter term, an Ontario Graduate Certificate in supply chain management(not PGD). Oya back to the matter, I took it for granted that Grad Certs and PGDs are one and the same thing. Reading online 2day, I came across an article saying Grad Certs are not really PGDs and do get favorable responses for post study. Biko, doz on ground, is this true, make my 3m no burn for Seneca oh!!!! E wa gba mi oh!

kjbobo: You can apply now:University of Lethbridge,Faculty of Health Sciences. You can p.m me for supervisors that like Africans cos trust me not all do

Just send me a mail and I will contact u man, dis pm tin's nvr wrkd for me. agbonax@gmail.com
Thanks a bunch

kjbobo: I am in Health Science...but I have a neighbor who just grad from Management...I have someone here with a funding of over 20k even though he had 3.1....so supervisor getting is the koko!

Bros eee! Wots ur sch biko? I am tryn to apply for MSC in any health science for some1, she has a 3.1 cgpa and is gettn over rejected by canny unis. Any idea program to apply for in ur sch in ur faculty?

If this is neat den my name is shabba ranks

dommakavelli: ive seen 6months sir

After which dem still refuse am? Blood of Jesu

Rexnegro: Chelshit is interested in signing him by Jan window

As a Chelsea fan I take exception to dat, take DAT bac

TechyGuy: Bro, don't waste your time. They will never see it that way. You would be called GEJ's paid laptop crew for seeing rightly.
Politics in Nigeria is the same most times, irrespective of the party.

You r right my brov, its been an uphill battle tellin ppl in Nigeria, don't follow him just cos he is Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani etc. But I must confess its a lost cause, dis dudes dat have been trolling me on this tread do dis cos of tribal sentiments, yet I am the same tribe with dem and the infamous tinubu, we all suffer the same rot directly or indirectly, I am not team GEJ laptop crew, my philosophy is simple, there are only two tribes in Nigeria, not 200 or 250, just 2. Rich and poor, no middle ground, no Yoruba, Hausa, igbo, ijaw, no religion, notin! And yes I can wish death for my enemy, cos I consider dem all my enemies, tinubu, ibori, obj, ibb, chimaroke nnamani, gej, orji uzor Kali, deziani, gej, if u r corrupt, if u take wants mine/ours as a collective, if u improvish the masses, u r my enemy and I wish u dead.

miqos02: i hope the whole of lagos will be held hostage when he arrives in the name of welcome party

Don't wori, my Yoruba brothers in a bid not to be outdone by the silliness that has overtaken Nigeria will bring out every tin they can, and welcome their own back, aftral, every family deserves its own resident criminal no? He is the ibori of the SW

maninmood: Your hatred might consume you if not properly checked. Moreover, why would you wish someone death? How miserable can one's life be!

My life can't possibly be any worse off than were yours is, is tinubu ur fada?

dridowu: I miss Jagaban of Nigeria.
Get well soon sir 8-)
same question goes for Patience Jonathan, Sulivan Chime and many more
wish ursef what u wish 4 others

In 2013, u still thrive on such superstitious bullshite? With all our prayers as a country, y bokoharam nvr die finish? No wonda we r were we r.

skerries: Our problems are in our hands, and to solve it we must thick proactive like a scientist does.
We must ask question about the moral conduct of our leaders, that masquerading in vanity of virtue. we should stop living in denial about Nigeria being a two tier society. ibore is British prison thanks to British unequivocal legal system while our own system failed to found him quilty. Former governor of lagos state had a knee surgery in Britain and are all here wishing him well. what is wrong with our hospital, what is wrong with our legal system that could not found a corrupt ibore quilty.
Untill we as a people start asking these hard questions our society will remain undeveloped.

I don't know who u r or were u r from, but if more Nigerians had 10% of ur brain power/mass, we 4 dey like Canada. The idioti.c fools we breed now in this country who follow men of god/political ethnic jingoists is annoyingly overwhelming. God bless your parents for making u

Abu Mikey: So,its nor Parkinson's again!!

God go giv him and him ilk dem all the available diseases them, e go still get the Parkinson, u jes chill

To all who have bothered to reply me, let's have an intellectual discussion. Can you afford treatment in Europe? What's his qualification that the millions of yorubas who live from day to day should die in Lagos health centers while he flies from country to country seeking treatment? How is he better than PEJ and all the PDP people he mouths off to? Buhari's daughter died in a general hospital in katsina was it last year or early this year, that is a man of principle by any standard, I hate northern Muslim fanaticism but that's a man with the moral high ground to point fingers at people and say you are corrupt, not this tiefnubu fella. I am Yoruba, tinubu is a thief! QED

shymexx: Lmao @Akinfenwa the muscle-man. This guy needs to stop playing football and become a bouncer or something.

Anyway, I didn't even know the R&B singer, Dele, is his brother, that's another hench guy - Hackney mandem.

This is Dele, his younger brother.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4yEeNjxUg

Like am I d only one seein the broken side mirror on the car dis dele guy is driving in d video? E 4 com borrow my Carina 2 take shoot dis video na

homesteady: Sorry,I don't know him

I taya oh, abi na power cr7 dey tak play week in week out no?

Mtchew....
Make e die der jor, fada of all tiefs.
Yoruba btw

ChriGo: ....Bro u can still make january session if and only if everything u want to do is being done b4 october ending....u have to work speedily on this...take this link too and search for sch of ur choice www.cic.gc.ca/english/study/institutions/participants.asp please note that na online route u go use oo.....do u have ur transcript with u already?....if yes then i advice u narrow ur search down to ontario colleges.....

Bros, sept has ended oh, don't put him/her on a long tin, from wot we knw abt d process, Jan is almost impossible. I said almost, on dis tread, God don do am for som ppl, d rest of una, y una no dey pay una tithe on time na. . . . .

Onye oma: Since the duration of the programme is 12months and you've already paid ur full tuition, living expenses is assumed to be $10k(#1.6m)...I feel you'll be ok.

By saying that ur a/c is for business,is it ur personal or savings a/c?

If its personal you stand a better chance ßuђ if its company a/c, withdrawing more cash is GAMBLING...

Its better to limit the amount of withdrawal you do on the a/c @ least for this period of ur TRV processing to be on the safer side...

One is a personal savings acct with turnover 16m, the other is a salary acct with turnover 9m, I use both to do personal runs though hence the high volume in both.

Onye oma: Fixed Deposit alone is not fully ok to stand as S0A...you might as well attach ur S0A with a good turn over...

Which docx did you submit as a self-sponsor

If I may add,the #6m you submitted @ 1st might have seen you thru if you didn't pull it out as some point in time during the processing

My ppl oh, dis is my situation, I submitted 2 SOAs, total balance across the 2 was 3.2m, total turnover on the statements over the review period 25m, full fees paid, just remainin living expenses for length of the program (12 mnts). The 3m is more dan living expenses quoted by my sch ofcos, BT as it is an acct I use for biz, d balance is moving, wot happens if they go to confirm and d funds in d acct is less dan 3m at d time?