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a lil cheap dnt u tink? realy wit all u gat on board der if i wer u i'd review slighty upwards. . .
jst an informd opinion duo. . .

andyluc:
This 1999 Nigeria BRUISED Honda Civic is for sale. A/C, CD, alloys, etc.

dude, if u culd choose btw big bumbum nd bony bum(note i dint say bumbum) wuld u wori abt somtin as trival as mor mony spent at tastee fried chicken?

[quote author=t-boss link=topic=275698.msg3993247#msg3993247 date=1244449215]The boot of your ride is 96, but the rest of the car is a older model. The rear light gave you out, its more like 93 and v6 can not be LE engine. Na wa for pple on nairaland! So what happenned 2 your boot? [/quote]damn t-boss, i nvr wulda seen dat mysef, bt u r ryt dude, dats nt a 96 ppl, its a modified 94 at best.

wat can i say?
nigerians lik big big tins
big cars, big bumbum, big boobs, big dicks. . .
if its big, we lov it, sori dude

IN UR DRMZ!!!
A 2009 ACCENT COST 1,450,000!!!
U WANA SELL A 1997 FOR 1,200,000??
IN UR DRMZ !!!

@D1KeleVra

bloody drunk!!!

haba ppl, no ideas in d hauz?

lol. . . .

my best is really

> BRITISH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> They are both mad cows

.

if u hv oda ideas 4 cow economics ppl, plz paste away nd lemi c hw gud it'l get. .

> NORMAL ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> You retire on the income.


> INDIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
> You don't have any cows.
> You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
> You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
> aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
> Germany for technology,
> French for submarines,
> Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for
> equipment.
> You buy the cows with all this and claim
> exploitation by the world.
>
> AMERICAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
> of four cows.
> You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
> You put the blame on some nation with cows &
> naturally
> that nation will be a danger to mankind.
> You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
> FRENCH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
> GERMAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
> eat once a month and milk themselves.
>
> BRITISH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> They are both mad cows.
>
> ITALIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
>
> SWISS ECONOMICS
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> JAPANESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
> size of an ordinary cow and
> produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create cute cartoon cow images called
> Cowkimon and market them
> world-wide.
>
> RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
> You give up counting and open another bottle of
> vodka.
>
> CHINESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
> and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
>
> SOMALIAN ECONOMICS:
> You dont even have a goat!

> NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> You eat one and claim it was stolen
> Call in the Police to investigate
> Police arrest everyone living within 100km
> Torture them thoroughly until someone admits
> kidnapping the cow
> The police instead collect one cow each from
> everybody arrested
> You have your cow back (after settling them) and the Police now own a
> cattle farm.



> PDP ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They vote
> Each cow has 500,000 valid votes!



> YORUBA ECONOMICS

You have two cows
> U kill them both
> And throw an owambe party!
>
> IBO ECONOMICS
> You have two cows
> U make very good counterfeits of them
> And sell for the price of the real cows!
>
> HAUSA ECONOMICS
> You have two cows
> You rear them till they are four
> Make sure your kids rear cows too
> And just maintain!
>

> NIGER-DELTA ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They're white
> They're not yours
> You kidnapped them!

Builder:
Isreali get football league? i think say all of them don join army finish, palestinanin boyz don blow all of dem finish

lol. . . .


ode

scrap heap(at dat price i mean)
yeah carshopper!!!
BITE ME!!!

men!!!!!!!!!!!!
women, una harsh oh!!!!

if no b catch dem catch dis one!!!
do u hav any idea hw many of us guys out der supportin kids wey no be us get?

pixs man, pixs!!!

[quote author=mega_don link=topic=272884.msg3873588#msg3873588 date=1242409937]MY PRICE IS 1.7M TO DISCUSS[/quote]spoken lik a tru berger car seller!!!

wats d maintainace in nigeria like?

promise 72, giv it up already
i'v bin watchn u nd ur crazy ovr yaris 4 a while nd u stil dnt hv it!!!
go to elizade motors nd knock urslf out, or else quit dis abeggy

D1KeleVra:
Kaiii! You no even fit stop Studio. You go take the picture. . . The cameraman muct be a mighty bastich!

no b my fault, i had no idea twz gonna turn out lik dis na. . .

Bbeee:
hmmmmm, talkin lyk she wldnt contact him behind if givn a chance

hw did u knw?
she's already place orders 4 d 17 members of her family

wat? no orders yet?

why vote witout commentin?

lol. . . . . . .
i cant shout

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@prop1
piece of scrap
yeah, bite me!!!

sultaan:
N9m+ for $25k car!

Oga slow down. The car is just a wagon 'salake' this price might kill it before it gets to market.
Sell it at Camry price and you may have the next hit; or miss as the current price suggests.

WORD
car costs $26k carshopper, evn if u wantd to add say $6k for shippin nd clearin(which is to much in itself) at 180naira to d dollar u wuld stil b talkn jst ovr 5.5m dats 4 mil ryt outta nower!!!
http://www.toyota.com/venza/trims-prices.html

bro, 800k nd u hv a deal.
ur numbas listd aint available!!!
is it in 9ja yet?
wats d VIN?
pictures quite blurred, can u post mor?

wats up ppl?
ntin 4 mi?