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cos its manual, no a.c, and manual. . .

in d words of my baby broda
YAHOZAAAAAAAAAAA. . . . .

my bro, u wnt undastnd oh. . .
d gist is longgggggg. . .
if only we culd bring bac gunpoint, ibk to tel us d root of dat saga, bt in reply to dat ques, i tink it wz virgin hair fetilizer she wz usin dat period, ofcos she stoppd aftr dis fotos became public

(wit a deep sigh)
lik basket mouth wuld say, remember doz old days wen u jst log on 2 nlnd nd poof, all ur days stress wuld jst melt away? damn, it all went dwn hill so fast, all d grandpa's nd ma's mor or less left us d same day. life aint d same witout gunpoint tryn 2 take ova d world, saucekid tryn 2 stop him, d whole joke section tryn 2 marry ibkaye, tyty nd nitenurse fytin ova yet anoda guy, iteun failn yet anoda GCE, showbobo defendn yet anoda degree project(me knws its primary sch degree he wz talkn abt), som nlndrs plannin yet anoda faild jokes section GRAND party. . . doz wer realy d days.

chill dude, i said wit my money, did i advise nlndrs? kip ur b.p dwn meeeeen, u'l nid d high octane act 4 l8r.

chinko buses wit my money?
no tanx. . .

post interior pictures too dude. . .
til u do dat sha, 400k, firm offer in hard cold currency.
watcha say to dat nw?

nice kabukabu mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. . . . . . .

broda mi, u no get mama? abi she no nid job? u r so freakin openly soliciting prostitution henh? Gad polish u!

its anoda damn ponzi scheme, madoff in 9ja. . . .
      
tanks bt i go buy my own laptop, and kia cerato and i bin get frigde and black and white b4 anyways. . .   

LUK DUDE I WANA BUY, BT DAT AIRBAG AS BIN DEPLOYED, NA BAD TIN SAY I NOTE AM ASK?

plus ur steering wheel picture shows d air bag has deployed before, so dude, telmi d whole history of dis car,

brand new headlamps??
why?
ur car a crash car?
wats d deal wit d car?
wats wrong wit it?

scardy sgt!!!
if na 9ja, na doz glass cups we 4 bust 4 ya head. . .

Before marriage,

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage,
Simply read from bottom to top.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went into buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.



I honestly answered, 'No. This is my first time.


She unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.



Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

'Do these excite you?' she asked.



Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.



She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.



I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.


She fainted.

Haba!!
Ok nw, lets get serious, dis hauz is really truly 4 sale,
bidding starts at 37.93millon.
Offers plzzzzz. . . . .

u blind? abi u no dey see d 'steel' rods wey dey shw inside dat wall? bid if u get mony abeg!

TWO BEDROOM FLAT FOR RENT

· Two bedroom.

· A toilet

· A bathroom

· Family Room allows for additional privacy.

· Bedroom can serve as a Guest Room or may be converted into a study.

· Domestic Quarters access the kitchen area through a service courtyard.

· Fully fenced plot with ample Gardening and Landscaping areas.



CONFIGURATION

GROSS AREA
PLOT AREA

Ground Floor

235m2

80'x100'
(30.5m x 30.5m)

First Floor

186m2

House Total

421m2

Garage/Quarters

90m2

Grand Total

511m2



For price and other conditions please call the owner Igwe Eziokwu of Igwebuike Group Ngwa . No agents are required and you must exhibit the ability to pay. Scroll down to see building.

i hav oh!
in a top company 4 dat mata, bt i agree nlnd job sec aint wat it used to b anymor, wat wit all dis fools leadin evry1 to der own blog pages. . .
used to b dat ppl jst post d infro here plainly 4 all to see and leav it at dat, dat way all information wz authentic. . .
miss doz dayz sha, nlnd works, jst kip d faith!!!

what did u hav 4 dinner last night?
i had a dinner appointment wit migs and he ordered d speciality of d hauz which lookd somtin lik this. . .
i dnt knw what u see oh, it wz jst food!!
funy sha, twz calld "blabla balls on cream". . .
   

gabrywyl:
Chei! Tufiakwa! Excusez moi Monsiuer but I do not fall for Hairy legs. . . And U with Ibkaye? na waaa. . . How many husband does she want to have hia? Heheh! Hope She no want to beat me now

i ibk's only loff, ask her!!
and last i check my legs wer dis hot!!!

gabrywyl:
[size=15pt]EQUI!!!!! WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?? HUH? How can you leave me all alone here like this? U no well at all do you know that? U told me ull be back and like how long? its been a year now!!! Do you know that? And also you told me life would be betta when you come back but its not! Uve bassically forggoten me! Go you! Go to your whoever woman you have there!. I don't care. I don't need you anymore. . . U have just broken my heart. its ok. Why would I want a beaver face like you anywayz??[/size] :- :- :-

me and u gabby
u r so on ur own, my hart is wit ibk, bt u can hv my left leg sha

clemcykul:
@post
nice one.
@poster where in dickens name have u been?

if i tel u dem 9ja delta bois got me, iteun's children, wuld u bliv me?
i wan wax album abt my experince feat timaya
equ. . .
*at 1st i wz afraid*
*i wz petrified*
*bt wen i see wetin dem do d oyibo wey dey by my side*
*my liver com rise say i needed 2 escape*
*so i grew strong*
*i learnt wat bush part to pass along*
*so nw im bac, to nlnd*

tiyama. . .
*i say we go go kil der papa der mama der aunty ye*
*i say we go go kil der uncle der grandmama der pikin ye*
*i say we go go kil der chicken der goatie der village ye*
*wetin we 4 do oh do oh do oh*

remember u 1st saw it here,
u can call 4 ur autographs

emmh. . . .
? ? ?
ur tounge loss

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a
picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and
sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten
miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they got there Mick unpacks the food and beer and
says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't
bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it". Mick
gets worried, so he turns to Andy and says "Did you
bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring
it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a
bottle opener. Mick and Andy begged Roy to go back for
it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the
sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn
on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the
sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down
the road at a steady pace. 20 days passed and he still
isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a
promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes,
and finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops
up from behind a rock and shouts: "SEE, I KNEW IT!,
I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD EAT
THE SANDWICHES WHEN I AM GONE
, I'M NOT GOING!!"


So wats happening hauz??