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[b]A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:

Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"

Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,



and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.



Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me………. Under your robe perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

“The official thought this answer strange.

Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!

Now……………………………………… truly, did the priest lie?[/b]

as far as im concerned, inspired as stil nt answerd d query posted here, d poster posted ur fcukup 4 all 2 see, d least u can do is also post ur own defence 4 all 2 see too. . . .
@ poster: did he realy call u and r u ok wit his apology/offer??

tank u. . .
bloody pako!!!

Please read below to know and tell us your level:

1. If every morning after you wake up, your folks give you a hug and a kiss before sending you off to school, then you might be an AJEBOTA. But if them toss you beta slap for not kneeling down or prostrating "properly", you are definitely PAKO! Like my guy wey im papa ask am one day; NA GREET YOU DEY GREET ME ABI YOU DEY TRY CATSH SHICKEN?

2. If as a young lady, before you even dare stepping outside you put on at least a pair of jeans and a T-shirt with a face cap on with matching sneakers, you could pass for an AJEBOTA. But if you repeatedly nonchalantly tie only wrapper round your chest, u throway leg inside foam slippers and waka go Mama Bomboy kiosk to buy maggi seasoning cube, your PAKONESS don attain xtra height.

3. If your folks, perhaps through an exclusive Country Club, introduced you to a variety of sports like cricket, golf or polo, we would agree that you're an AJEBOTA. But if motor don avoid jamming u repeatedly from either playing "ten-ten", "su-way" or "set (5 per side soccer)", no long thing when I just say u be HEAVY PAKO.

4. If your clothes were bought exclusively from abroad and you were wearing the latest and most popular name brands that made everybody else wonder, I will classify you as an AJEBOTA. But whereby you specialize for "Boskona" (trying your clothes in a makeshift stall before you purchase) pricing, you are HEAVILY ENPAKIATED.

5. If you were the type to get dropped in school and picked up by a driver designated to do so by your parents, I'll qualify you as an AJEBOTA. But if you hold world record of flying "DANFO" and "MOLUE a.k.a. FUNKY TRAIN" in motion or jumping down before them even match brake and you no dey ever wound, I HAIL YOUR PAKO STANDS.

6. If you were familiar and current with the latest things in vogue, I'll rate you as an AJEBOTA. But if the 1st day you see person wear NIKE chucks and you begin wonder why im put yoruba girl name untop am, PAKOISM don skatta your head.

7. If you ever toasted a girl/guy speaking perfect Queens English with the latest "fo-ne" slangs and acting "all cool", I think you fall into the AJEBOTA category. But if your type dey approach babe/bobo with tribal mark wey no even sabi ordinary "is & was", you con mix am with your very strong and conk native dialect and you still dey try to show yourself with "ibon (bad English)" for the small grammar wey you think say you know, you are genetically enPAKIlised.

8. If you either have a dry cleaner that picks up your family clothing and returns them washed, ironed and folded, or maybe you personally take them there to get the same job done, or you have a washing machine in the house and maid who finalizes the rest part, we'll fit you into the AJEBOTA clan. But then, if you dey use one full iron bucket of OMO to soak your "cloth (plural for cloth in pidgin)", den u spread untop concrete-slab for "super scrub" with Kongi soap to hustle that troublesome collar, dip in back & forth until e turn to milk colour, hand-squeeze am with your upper bodi facing 1 direction while d cloth face d opposite direction, snap and flap d cloth in mid-air like 15 times to discharge (remove) d wrinkles before u use "wooden peg" to hold am for back-yard rope or better yet, lay am over your corrugated iron fence, NNA MENNNNNNNNN, your PAKO level don nearly cross perfect 10!!!!!!!!

9. If you happen to do emergency laundry for an outfit you need to wear in a very short while, you pop it into a dryer and hit buttons to get it ready, some how, some way, you're an AJEBOTA. But if after washing, u squeeze it out, carry towel, roll am inside d towel and another person dey d other end make una for pull with force to drain d water come outside (what we refer to as "TOWEL DRYING" in KC), and den finally u use your coal iron steam-dry am, u be PAKO oooooo!!!!

10. If every summer after school your idea of a holiday is looking forward to yet another trip to Jand or Yankee, you are an in-born AJEBOTA. But if u begin jump up because say una dey go village for New Yam Festival and hunting seasons dey coincide, hence u fit finally throway your "Egungun" outfit and flex d new 1, no vex when I say u be PAKO.


Footnote: So what is wrong in being PAKO? The lessons of life are in the end on the street,



Warning:if PAKO changes,it can become BOTA, but if BOTA changes, na PAKO,

clemcykul:
what am i seeing?

COCOYAM
   

He's bac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nw!!! 2 all of u who slandered me, revenge is best servd cooooooooold!!!!!!!!!!
watch it. . . . .

wer u??
wer dat fear fear guy??

@iteun
fear fear boi. . .
guy u com maka yap u proper jo. . .

dis is d result of equl & tyty's nyt out. . .

SORI OHH. . . .
I SEE SAY U NVR CHOP. . .

HA!!!

I PASS UNA 2 NA,


LIST KO,

G.C.E NI. . .

hehehehehehehehe. . . . . .
2dy we r bac. . .

e) nw tyty don hammer, u calls me 2 take me out and gives d mumu mykali peck b4 she strolls out.

she is comin 2 get my ANACONDA!!!
      

hope u had a nice time folks,
see u same time nxt wk!!!
      

d) guy make i check that bac pocket!!!
i sabi say na der u hide am. . .
(mykali by nw don begin cry, tyty don beat am and still she don sight d dough)

c) in short, b/cos i dey play wit u??
(tyty decides 2 go ruff)
guy, wer dis PEPPER!!!

b)guy!!!
i say wer dis pepper??
na der u dey hide am??

mykali as usual doesnt want to drop,
4 pay day gongon o!!!
so tyty decides to do it d hard way, d only way!
watch events unfold. . .



a)tyty in wer d pepper pose. . .

Not really in a perfrct condition hence needs some touch up before putting on the road

sounds lik an ok deal 2 me, i jst mite b interested,
bt 1st, wats wrng wit it as per frm ur statement??

SEE!!!

WTF??
a brand new unit, 2008 model u see around only goes for 2.3mil in V.I!!
wat r u guyz turnin nlnd to??
its crazy, wit abt 100,000km 4 dat mata??
ppl!!!
cant u guys stop dis used cars shit and simple buy new units??
d difference realy aint dat much nw adays and dey r so much easier to insure 4 lesser premiums to.
i hav said my own oh!!!

@inspired
1 word,
RIPOFF!!!

BYE BYE MAMA BOM BOY!!!
BET You HAVNT HEARD DAT 1 YET!!!
YEYE SHANKOLET LIKA You!!!

SUE
SUE
SUE
SUE
SUE
DATS WAT DEY DO IN D US ISNT IT??

u too kiddo. . .
bt dat dnt mean i'l giv up my rundwn agenda. . .
so??
start ur own tread. . .
lets see wat u can do. . .

so??
hw com u speak nigerian so well??

bt u liv in nigeria??
quiet 4 1 second tufe plz??

tufe:
thats how i roll punk

SAID SORI KIDDO, BT I WNT BITE,
IF U WANNA PARTY, TINK OUT SUMTIN MOR CREATIVE. . .

bt u said somtin lik tank God u wz yellow som time bac didnt cha??
   

tufe:
@equi

i didnt sleep because your mom wudnt let me. i had given her 5 straight rounds but she just aint the satisfied type. hope u arent a product of one of her bouts

wnt ans to dat kinda challenge kiddo. . .
wrng numba,
plz try again l8r!!!
   

@ibkaye
dnt b such a prude. .

gabby!!!
hw com it sims u can speak nigerian??