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DO UR TITS TWEEK LIK GABBY'S TOOO??

last time i saw gabby. . .

@tufe
yeah. . .
u told us u dnt slip, bt u didnt tell y. . .
huaz, this is wats bin bitin tufe,
when u go round durin d day lik this,
hw d Bleep can u slip at night??
      

Ha Gabby, But Why? ? ?. . . .

jeovy is stil d pin head he wz bac den. . .

below is bibs tryin 2 evade arrest,
police men invovled in d farcas been gunpoint and ben-jay

ok. . .
ur turn. .

all true to God fotos. . .
enjoy!!

i can smell folks like u frm miles away. . .
bloody banker!!!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight!
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. . .

The Dr, Equlibrium said, "Tufe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Tufe was shocked and
depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need, a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44
long." Tufe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!" the tailor said. Tufe tried on the suit, it fitted
perfectly. As Tufe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?" Tufe thought for a moment and then said,
"Sure." The salesman eyed Tufe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-
1/2 neck." Tufe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
"Been in the business 60 years." Tufe tried on the shirt and it fit
perfectly. Tufe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?" Tufe thought for a moment and
said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see, size 36." Tufe laughed,
"Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache."

Moral: I can take the heat, u cant. . .

let d games begin. . .

i giv you two years of constant blabla, na so your own 2 go becom!!!
      

Due to Iteun d great failing to step up to counter stroke me, i hereby announce dat my Iteun bashing days r over!!!

Bt since im a fan of ppl bashing and i wuldnt want to giv up a bad habit lik dat, i hereby submit to d house my list of proposed bashees ;
1) Tufe
2) Saucekid
3) Gunpoint
4) Seun
5) Clems
6) Ibakaye
7) Gentlefuck

e.t.c. . . . .

N:B. . . If dey is any1 u wuld lov run dwn dat i ommited, plz indicate.
Run dwn pages on d above ppl comin soon,
plz stay tuned!!!

@SeanT21

Jst cos u didnt pass d apttitude entry test 4 d trainin dnt mean u shuld com rant abt it out in d open like dis na!!!

Som of d last group members as i remember

My company, a foremost I.T firm is offerin training opportunities for suitably qualified and intrested persons to come learn Info-tech and get that job of their dreams!!!

Below is the class of 2007,
plz grab this opportunity wit both hands and 1 leg as it is only on a 1st com 1st serve basis,
emails signifing interest shuld b fowarded to
lectures@komputer4bushwackers.zambazi.com

plz treat as urgent. . . .

tanks house.

N:B. . u can also signify interest on this tread,
tank u. . .

gabrywyl:
Dont make your momma come down and whip your Behind apart! 

mama miaaaaaa!!!

i likesssssssss

com giv it 2 me mamaaaaaaaaaaaa

seanT21 is a sista??
hahahahahahahahaha


and WDF is simon cowell??
damn!!


as 4 ur bin hurt??
sori, d truth is bitter,
bt luk at my side,
i dnt blame u,
it wz all jeovy's fault!!!

hope der'l b Mr Turkey on menu??


hapi buff day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@poster
if i said u suck, dat wuld b an insult 2 suckers,
u r a little less dan shit,
go get a life in d romance section, u aint welcom here

@seanT21
and i'd like 2 stick em both straight up ya a#$!!!

Cappuccine:
nansense

OMG!!!

its is ibkaye again!!!

@gab
y deny it??
we all knw wat happend wz nt ur fault,
read d reactions,
we all support u. . . . .

yeah!!
dats rite!!
i made gud my promise

@gabrywyl
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158443.0.html

@iteun
u dey on top water since??
na militant, JTF or mammy water u b??

wanene yako ki ran ibkaye?

me kin yi da za ko kirin kin?

OUCH dadisGAL!!!

Jeovy, somuch hatin at cha!!!
   

MY PPL,

NA SO WE SEE AM OO. . .

Hooked by d title??
Aint seen nothing yet, read and enjoy,

Gabrywyl is an 86yr old woman on trial 4 murdering 29yr old playboy Jeovy,
Below is part of the trial transcript. 


Defense Attorney(Ben~Jay):
Will you please state your age?

Gabrywyl:
I am 86 years old.

Ben~Jay:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Gabrywyl:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my varanda on a cool hammatan evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Ben~Jay:
Did you know him?

Gabrywyl:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Ben~jay:
How was he friendly? Can u elaborate for this court?

Gabrywyl:
He started to rub my thigh.

Ben~Jay:
Did you stop him?

Gabrywyl:
No, I didn't stop him.

Ben~Jay:
And why not?

Gabrywyl:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Sam-milla died some 30 years ago.

Ben~Jay:
What happened next?

Gabrywyl:
He began to rub my breasts.

Ben~Jay:
Did you stop him then?

LittleOld Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Ben~Jay:
And why not?

Gabrywyl:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Ben~Jay:
What happened next?

Gabrywyl:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
”Take me, young man. Take me now!!!”

Ben~Jay
Did he take you?

Gabrywyl:
Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!”And that's when I shot him, the little bastard