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nt so fast,
bt i wz close wuldnt u say??

Ifyalways baby pic,
it took a lot of work to get this out,
in short. . . .







I NO FIT SHOUT!!!!!!!!
Enjoy

aight

i giv up
pray tell??

JUGDIN FRM You PIX IF DEY R RECENT,
I'D SAY You WER LIK 80ish?

IF I GUESS RITE,
WILL U TELL??

SO TELMI IBKAYE
HW OLD R You??

YEAH
DAT U IN D SPOT LITE
WIT UR CUTEY, CHUBBY RANDY

TANK U
TANK U
TANK U ALL VERY MUCH

did i say u wer nt??

listen
wat evr it is u r smokin
lickin
drinkin
eatin
or watevr
i wants me som

and u stil look dat gud??
mama miaaaaaaaaaa
sambady stap me

dats hw old??

young chikito


hw old r u??

ha!!!
ify always
u dnt wanna go der. . .
bac off

my frnd speak!!!

Jeovy:
ben
I really doubt

I DID!!!
LUK AT ME NW,
MY SKILLS R PHENOMENAL
BLABLA INZITUTE IZ ZA BEZT!!!
*SWITCHIN TO PHYSCO MODE*
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
BLABLA IZ ZA BEZT
LALALALALALALALALA
I ZAY BLABLA IZZZZZ ZAAA BEZT

GRACIAS. . . .

*lookin at thread and choosin to jst lock up*
nawa som ppls 4 here oooo. . . .

@lordchaser
do u speak nigerian??

tink i heard dat b4 frm. . . .

U!!!

SAM MILLA:
I guess they didnt tell you i have black belt in karate.

No u didnt,
but i guess dats cos u wer scared??
knwin i gatta red belt in taichi??
wacha!!!!!

for you, i can b any1 2nite, all night looooooooong. . .

@ibkaye

Wz lukin up ur profile, is dat my name u hav written on ur mid region??

Awuh, so HOOOOOOOOOT!!!

mykali:
are u sure that machine ever left nigeria?

First smart dude to post here!!!

One igbo man thief stole it bt to avoid suspicion, put Aba made one there instead!!!

Mykali, u too sharp,
your prize shall be a night wit clems all night at the blabla institute. . .

ibkaye:
too hairy

Like i'd let u anyways. .

Im, too sexy 4 my shoes. . .
too sexy 4 my shirt. . .
too sexy 4 ibkaye. . .
tooooooooooo sexY!!!

Yeah!!!

bite me

u duffus

mykali:
gunnie, from what u are saying, she is a/an . . . .

Yeap!!!
Bt u knw, gunnie shuld knw u knw, he and she r. . . . .
feel free to fill in the blank spaces.

A Primary three teacher (Ibkaye) was having trouble with one of her students Iteun. Ibkaye asked, "Iteun, what is your problem?"

Iteun answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!"

Ibkaye had enough. She took the boy to the Headmaster's (sam milla) office.

While Iteun waited in the outer office, Ibkaye explained to sam milla what the situation was. Milla told Ibkaye he would give iteun a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave. She agreed.

Iteun was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Milla: "What is 3 x 3?"

Iteun: "9".

Milla: "What is 6 x 6?"

Iteun: "36".

And so it went with every question Milla thought a Primary three pupil should know. Milla looked at Ibkaye and told her, "I think the boy can go to Primary six."

She said to Milla, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" Milla and iteun both agreed.

Ibkaye asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Iteun, after a moment "Legs."

Ibkaye: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Iteun: "Pockets."

Ibkaye: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Iteun: Coconut

Ibkaye: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

At this point, Sam milla's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Iteun was taking charge.

Iteun: Bubblegum

Ibkaye: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

Milla's eyes opened really wide again and before he could stop the answer,

Iteun: Shake hands

Ibkaye: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Iteun: Yep.

Ibkaye: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Iteun: Tent

Ibkaye: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.

Ituen: Wedding Ring

Ibkaye: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Iteun: Nose

Ibkaye: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Ituen: Arrow.

Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Iteun: Fire truck

Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Ituen: Fork

Ibkaye: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Iteun: Surname

Ibkaye: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Ituen: HEART.

Sam milla just breathed a sigh of relief and said to Ibkaye,

See enh. . . . .

"Just end this Boy to The institute of blabla so he can lecture there because I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

BT DID U KISS??

@ITEUN

ADVANTAGE ME!!!

TOLD You I WZ GON GO ON A SMEAR CAMPAIGN DIDNT I??


YOUR TURN

@HOUSE
EVERYTIN I HAV SAID IS D TRUTH,

D WHOLE TRUTH,

AND NTIN BT D TRUTH

SO HELP ME SEUN

Mr Turkey (bird priest) was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.
Iteun who was a member of Turkey’s congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.

He was delayed, so Turkey decided to say his own few words while they waited.

Says Mr Turkey
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person to enter my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss' wife, taken illegal drugs and he had given Gono to his sister.

I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the Turkey finished his talk, Iteun arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our Rev Turkey arrived," said Iteun. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession, "

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