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Romance › Re: When I Thought I Have Seen It All.... by ERCROSS(m): 11:06am On Oct 05, 2020

uboma:
To the contrary, the lady did nothing wrong. She accepted payment for her services irrespective of who's involved. I see nothing wrong in it.

Businesses thrives when family and friends pay for the goods/services they receive.

Not like one's mother-in-law. Will she charge her own mum if it were to be her own mum. This mother-in-law is someone who is expected to take her as her own daughter after getting married to his son. No, the lady no do well, abeg

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Romance › Re: 20 Codes That Commands Fear And Respect From Your Wife Or Girlfriend. RAW TRUTH by ERCROSS(m): 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2020

Don't worry, you'll soon outgrow this stage you're in. It's just a phase

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Romance › Re: Message by ERCROSS(m): 9:10pm On Sep 24, 2020

we Singles would like to learn from the experienced folks of only lalasticlala would push this to the Frontpage so we can get more insights

Romance › Re: I Just Cheated On My Gf And Im Feeling Bad by ERCROSS(m): 4:52pm On Sep 14, 2020

dukeprince50:
I know how u feel, forget all these people saying u need to have sex with any available hole. Not everyone is a womanizer and u are definitely not one.

My advice is that, what has been done cannot be undone, just move on but don't tell ur girlfriend.

Moreover, ur EX is ur EX, just because she is an EX doesn't mean there won't be sEX, wen u see.
The difference between ur ex and Sex is S which stands for see. as long as u continue seeing her, u will eat that kpekus

Chai, u too sabi

Romance › Re: Abeg, I Need Help, I Don' T Last More Than 5 Mimutes In Bed by ERCROSS(m): 10:25am On Aug 30, 2020

leetech93:
Happy Sunday nairalanders, please, help a brother, I am presently 27 years and in a relationship. Anytime I am in the other room with my bae and we are doing things, I do cum quickly, my girl don't complain ,but recently while having fun, I noticed she was lost in pleasure and was craving for more, but unfortunately, I came in less than 10 minutes. This time, why she didn't complain as usual, the displeasure was obvious in her face. please, I am the kinda guy who hate taking pills for enhanced sex performance. I am writing this, with the aim of getting solution from experienced men in the house.
Please Moderator should help me push this to the front page.

Of course, we know you're 27. Your username is very generous about that info

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Romance › Re: You Have Made Into Semi Finals If You Can Do These 5 Things Infront Of Your Man by ERCROSS(m): 9:25am On Aug 25, 2020

You see... This life is very short. I no fit get girlfriend wey dey form. If she no sabi fart in my presence, I will teach her. She will learn from me, the master gan gan, either by fire or by force. Abi what's the fun in it if she doesn't know me in and out

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were In My Situation by ERCROSS(m): 7:28pm On Aug 22, 2020

My brother, no be every time person dey form gentle ooo. There are times when you need to send ogun and shango to kill some people. Nonsense and ingredients

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Romance › Re: My Fiancée Have Behavioral Rules by ERCROSS(m): 7:23pm On Aug 22, 2020

who sabi this kiss Daniel song? Pemperimpe pemperimpepe, no go dey do pass your self. Trouble dey sleep; yanga go wake am

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Romance › Re: Please Help. Is The Condition I Gave My Girlfriend Too Harsh? by ERCROSS(m): 7:50pm On Aug 20, 2020

Mad ooohhh. grin

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Romance › Re: Who Do You Feel Sorry For, And Why Do You Feel Sorry For Them? by ERCROSS(m): 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2020

I feel sorry for people with common sense. It's often painful dealing with those without it. It's like crying over the dead; the dead can't feel/understand the pain

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Romance › Re: Between A Female And A Male, Who Love SEX More? by ERCROSS(m): 4:57pm On Aug 15, 2020

Pearlla:
Hi everyone, no insult, just a question that needs a simple answer, between a male and a female who love HAVING SEX?
www.nairaland.com/pearlla

If dem no throw insult, how the thread wan take sweet. No be everybody kon here kon serious. Some of us just kon chillax, read wetin go amuse us

Romance › Re: My New Gee's Wife by ERCROSS(m): 9:39am On Aug 15, 2020*

Do on to others what you want done to you. Karma is a real bitch, my brother. It's definitely gon' fucck you up if found guilty, in the least expected way

So two adults get high on oestrogen and testosterone. Body go touch body. Penis enter pussy. Maximum 2 hours, body don come down. The gratification only lasts for few hours and you'll always wanna go back to it. Is it really worth it, risking it all for a short-lived satisfaction. Thing wey u no go fit get mouth talk when kasala bust. Bros, STIs are real ooo. How sure are you she fuccks with condom. Dem no dey write am for face naa. And na people wey fine dey get am pass

As a real nigga, what you should do is, chebi she's been giving you greenlight abi. Hasten up the process for her. Play along, but you mindset should be set on ur goal, else you self don join the orgy be that. After you're sure it's all bared, the evidence of what she wants, talk to her as you would your younger sis. Don't condemn her. Just let her open up to you why she is doing what she's been doing. Who knows? Her husband may be an impotent or even have a micro dicck. After she open up, then advise her accordingly

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Romance › Re: She dumps him 8 years ago and wants him back now. by ERCROSS(m): 1:17am On Aug 13, 2020*

No be say we go beat if u talk true say na you be ur friend. We already know your friend is you. You are your friend. You guys are inside each other. Una gather dey ni.

Back to the matter, Che na her toto still dey hungry u ni abi wetin. U can still Bleep that coochie for free self if u sabi. But do not make the mistake of marrying her second hand ass. Don't be a simp

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Romance › Re: Do I Tell My American Patient He's Being Scammed By A Nigerian Romance Scammer? by ERCROSS(m): 1:13am On Aug 13, 2020

For the sake of everything good, please tell him. If he finds it hard to believe, ask to prank the lady/benefit boy to send her location, that he's presently in Nigeria

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Pets › Re: I Killed Someone ;D by ERCROSS(m): 12:44am On Aug 13, 2020

That got me Sha

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Romance › Re: 4 Months by ERCROSS(m): 12:38am On Aug 13, 2020

NeedAdvice00: I never did any body wrong. Why should someone do me wrong?

u neva chi chum chum. 21st century is not for the faint-hearted

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Romance › Re: What Is That One Thing You Can Never Do by ERCROSS(m): 11:33am On Aug 12, 2020

Nuttella:
I've lost count of how many chickens I have killed.

Murderer! Murderer!! Murderer!!!

Romance › Re: Advice taken, story old by ERCROSS(m): 11:37pm On Aug 11, 2020

Advice on how to Apologies abi wetin gangan. As u don tie wrapper for the matter finish, u kon carry an kon give us. Driver, abeg go drop me for next junction jare

Romance › Re: What Is That One Thing You Can Never Do by ERCROSS(m): 11:31pm On Aug 11, 2020

Kill a Chicken Never. No be say I no get mind ooo, na just my nature

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by ERCROSS(m): 10:47pm On Aug 11, 2020

Titugirl:
Yes, you "were" designer suit coz you don't write like one who wears or can even afford a designer's suit.

And let me advice you...Rather than going to "Italan" Restaurants, use the money to employ an English teacher....For someone that lives in London, your English Language is TERRIBLE!

the guy is a troll. You're taking it too personal

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Obie Jason: Christians Dating Is Wrong, You Date And Get Dirty by ERCROSS(m): 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2020

E go shock u when u hear say ur daughter self don dey chop am left and right

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Romance › Re: Guys And Vagina People Whats Your Take On This by ERCROSS(m): 7:13pm On Aug 08, 2020

I don't know what kinda shit you've been smoking these days, but I salute the one that inspired this thread title

Romance › Re: I Saw My Senior Bro Washing Is Wife Pants. by ERCROSS(m): 12:19am On Aug 04, 2020

Wake up, broh. This is not 1914.

Romance › Re: She Frustrated My Life And I Sent Her A Breakup Message by ERCROSS(m): 11:27am On Jul 25, 2020

selfish reasoning

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Romance › Re: Question Of The Day To Gentle Men And The Ladies by ERCROSS(m): 11:21am On Jul 19, 2020

Vyzz:
I can only answer the question u asked about being a single parent......

Seriously I am thinking of it....

One kid from Brazil one from India

One from Mexico one from Spain one from SA and Rwanda.... One from IGBO....

One from Morocco... Isreal.. USA.. Dubai... Czech........

so this is how you plan to surpass Abraham, the father of Isreal. Your own na to become father of the universe... Wehdone ooo

Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by ERCROSS(m): 10:53am On Jul 19, 2020*

Chai, if men were God, we for hear wen. But what if women like you were God? Na hell on earth for some men.

Your post would have made more sense if you had advised broke guys to avoid unwanted pregnancies by using protection. And also advise the broke ladies to ensure their man uses protection whenever they wantu do the do. But you decided to disturb us with your rants. Anyways, that's your opinion and it's as useless as the P in Psychology. It won't stop Sikiru from gbenshin Sikira today.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Registration 2020: Share Your Experience by ERCROSS(m): 9:52am On Jun 27, 2020

Me I no understand this country ooo. And if den ask them now, den go claim say na something-million naira dem take build that yeye site wey no dey responsive so

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Romance › Re: I Am Currently Dating 3 Virgins. Is It Coincidence Or Something Spiritual by ERCROSS(m): 10:46pm On Jun 09, 2020

hotwax:
The first one is 27.

Second is 24

The latest one is 21

Its even 3 years gap between dem. nawa

Bros, dis your matter strong ooo. We ghas consult the oracle

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Romance › Re: I Am Currently Dating 3 Virgins. Is It Coincidence Or Something Spiritual by ERCROSS(m): 10:38pm On Jun 09, 2020

I bet these girls are still under 23. The closer they are to 30, the less likely for her to be a virgin. There is your solution

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Romance › Re: When Do I Grow Into A Man? by ERCROSS(m): 10:35pm On Jun 09, 2020

Soon, you'll come to appreciate your forever young gene.

Programming › Re: Be Sincere, Is Programming That Lucrative? by ERCROSS(m): 7:03am On May 03, 2020

You're preparing for frustration if you go into programming because of money. Forget all these people telling you the end result. To achieve that end result takes perseverance, Determination, and focus. You only have determination. I doubt if you'll be able to pull through it. I'd love you prove me wrong tho

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Romance › Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by ERCROSS(m): 6:12am On May 03, 2020

DontBullshitMe:
Another sponsored post.
How much do they pay you guys?

You mean they pay the mods to get their threads pushed to the Frontpage?

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