₦airaland Forum

benjamytes:
If u know u know.

ok this is a different one

LeJeun3:


It's a different car from the one he showed the screen

Oh izzzit

partnerbiz4:
Please do you think that Treasury bills rate are likely to increase or decrease in 6 months time?

whats the % on RTI?

partnerbiz4:
please explain oga eriko

The vast majority of people venturing into it have limited funds.so its like dashing your money away

LeJeun3:


This is a facelift.....

Bro this is 2012,That screen display is only available to the 2012. and also the drive mode buttons are sepeate,2011 backwards has a dial..This was where the Autobiography took off.

deomelllo:
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The fact that your ancestors used to do doesn't mean you should in 2018 perpetrate the same thing. This is 2018, not 1809 or 500BC..

Back then when they bury kings, they used to bury their slaves alive with the king to serve them in the afterlife, but are they still practicing such evil and barbaric cultural nonsense today? No, they don't.


That was a lame and backward analogy

When ever I see people talk like this I laugh, I wonder who you are comparing Rivers people with, the Americans or the English? cos they too have thier own celibrations worse thant this and you know what you have to even pay to be part of it.

AgamaProf:
The OP might not have up to that amount. Buying land in the village which is considered cheap might not really be good investment. With 500k you can have good investment in stocks and mutual fund.The word mutual involves pooling large amounts and gives opportunity to small and medium scale investors to invests in assets that individually might not be able to invest in.

.No wonder people do not break even in 9ja when it comes to capital market, how can you have N500k and be talking about investing in the capital market, how far can that get you?? your managers might end up collecting the whole return.
Plz if you or anyone has N500k, its better to invest in Agriculture than wasting it on wishful thinking.

naijapips04:
repackaged. Who are these people trying to fool?

Made in Nigeria rice and 25kg cost 10k?

Meaning that 1 full bag of rice (50kg) would cost 20k. Ndi Ara!

Thank you, those people rejoicing are being fed by thier parents still, if not waht is there to celibrate 25k rice for 10k and they are happy,

AgamaProf:
Its not. Buying land is capital intensive.Do you have capital to buy land?

what do you mean capital intenssive? there are lands for N1.5m in some qrters as we speak

plamonee:
Bros, please go and buy land, forget investment in instrument. Our economy is not matured enough to give you adequate returns. You can get lands in developing areas from 600k up. Within 2 or 3yrs it has doubled. While instrument is still battling with melt down, vaporization and various forms of economic earthquakes.

best advice so far,buy land sell one year time, guaranteed profit.

MaziOmenuko:
Read up on crypto currencies. Take out time and study it very well. Decide if you can go into it or not. You can start by taking note of the price of 1 or 2 of them at cryptomarketcap and monitor their growth over time. (You can start with etherum, neo and ripples; those 3 have great potential).

No shares or mutual fund can give you a double digit profit, crypto does that on weekly basis.

High Risk, your funds aer held by Mining computers,Owners can pack up anytime,this has happened loads!

y4code:
[img][/img]Hello Nairalander

I have some money left aside to invest with i was thinking of investing in shares or mutual fund but i am a novice in both and willing to learn how both work.

please gurus in the system advice me coz i dont know what the stock or mutual fund market is saying right now and i have been doing some finding but havent get a genuine information.

please help me with some vital info and if you have any advice for me about stock or mutual fund please dont hesitate to aadvice me.

i will like to ask some questions from you my uncles and aunts in the system.

which one is more better to invest in between Share or mutual funds in terms of
1...Risk
2...Profit
3...time frame.

thanks

all comments are welcome.

Mutual FUnd is SCAM, I thought by now you guys are wiser

barojana:
The living faith church is such a wealthy church. I'm not sure but I remember reading somewhere that Winners UK either makes or remit about £5 million to Nigerian HQ. UK doesn't like it but there is nothing they can do about it without angering people of African descent living in UK and attending these churches. This kind of church must protect its successional path. When there is so much money in a church people would kill to get to the top.

The UK did something about i.They where investigated for money laundry, dont forget church is meant to be a non profit organization so they are guided by charity act, ie the must show waht charity they are doing within its means in the UK, this was where problem started! or else they pay tax

la1:
the facility still functions as intended... what we see here is the institutionalized lack of ownership by the users,.. poor collective and personal hygiene... otherwise what on earth stops individuals from disposing of their litter in the BINS PROVIDED (seen in the pic) ....That "Nigerian factor"

I dont agree, with that, there should be a person employed to pick up all that rubish, at least 4 times a day, the oe person cant travel in the bust terminal to terminal for the day.or mandate of the staff to do the clean up,
Look at the streets in the west, all have Bins but still pay street cleaners.

this is what will happen if there are no cleaners.Im sure the MGT of the bus terminal have cleaners wages in thier over head but pocket the money and employ nil staff.

Op what have you got to say ? ?

gidgiddy:
Don't believe everything you read on the internet. If he was a big time drug dealer, do you think he would be walking around as freely as he does? The guy is a successful South African based businessman.

IM sure you don't believe what you wrote up there but still the guy try, E is helping in some way, he does not have to but he is doing it anyway, kudos to him 4 that

Abjay97:
All about Cash.. A poor broke man on wheelchair won't have the opportunity

This is true

Tundeobama:
Can should also demand for Jewish writing on 4 notes so it's 50/50 this mûric and their followers has dead brain.How does Arabic add to naira value oloriburuku ni awon people sha.Terrorist in making.

What is the relationship btw Jews and CAN?
this is how you lot start Religious wars and have not clue of what you are fighting about!

SO its now the duty or a religious body to seek change in currency change right?
what a waste.

prince3009:
https://www.nairaland.com/704218/nigerian-woman-300000-nhs-scam

That is just one out of the numerous cases!

As for the t-fare, make up your mind first. Do you intend relocating to Ozubulu or not?

I no fit send you £££ only for you not to show up to meet Bishop and ask him the "million pounds" question

YOu failed in comprehending what I wrote jus like you did in my earlier post, I said there is nothing like Health Insurance in the UK, Health care is free, its only in the US you get Health Insurance. If not how did you think she got treated first then asked to pay later?
PS. You even know the colour of £5 note? ,talk is cheap, that una village name wey resemble pammy talk.

sirusX:
Does the law permit them to collect?

Then why has the police not done anything

Police Ke

anowrite:
It has now become a custom for touts and thugs to demand money from rich people that wants to establish anything, be it house or business, popularly called "owk ile" without knowing its effect.

Mr Gbenga Samuel Wemimo, a Twitter user narrates how these touts stopped business owner, who established an hotel in their community and bought a transformer to help the community and his hotel, but was discouraged after they forcefully collected N100,000 as "Owk Ile" from him.

He wrote:
"Somewhere in Lagos, a man built a hotel on a street and brought a new transformer to help the street and his hotel business. Youths in the area then demanded he must pay N100,000 before it will be installed. That was how the transformer got connected to just his hotel."

Other twitter users also narrate their experience from the effect of this barbaric act.


https://www.gistrealm.com/twitter-user-narrates-how-thugs-prevent-rich-people-from-developing-their-community-after-demanding-owo-ile/

This was what I said when the ND youth demanded Money (Deve) from a church somewhere in Ijaw Land everybody scram.

valarinz:
He imports and sells accidented cars to Nigerians at exorbitant rates

U this Man you don reach here lol,The day we import Accidental salvaged cars from SA nah that Day I go burn my Passport

prince3009:
Good for you. Concentrate on Alexandra Palace and Bulls Cross and leave the affairs of Ozubulu alone! Abi dem wan deport you for[b] Health Insurance Fraud [/b]or "Wire" and you are thinking of relocating to Ozubulu? If yes...i will kindly help you contact "Bishop" for asylum purposes but if No, then face your front!

That's in the US not in the UK, go back to Google plz, I B think say U dey rake just now U wan pay my T fare, you Money no Long again ni?

prince3009:
Send me you account number and phone number so I can give you t-fare and text you directions of how to get to Ozubulu so you can do the asking yourself!

OK Bross You are too kind, well for starters, I live in North London, so T far to Heathrow is £50, then Ticket from London Heathrow to PHC as it is urgent, its £950 economy I DONT MIND. From PHC to Anambra I heard its about N5k, I can jump Bus, IM sure you are more than capable to put the T fare, I dey wait Alert plzzzz

prince3009:
Hahahaha! Busted!! You see how you have exposed your lies and ignorance? The guy is NOT A BISHOP.

"Bishop" is his nickname which he is known for. See how attention seeking "slayed queens" come on social media and display their fake lives with lies all over!

He was once a priest! LMAO! That is why I love Nairaland...once you goof, you can't go back especially when the comment has been mentioned!

Back to topic..nice gesture from the South African businessman. I hope haters won't hire some gunmen again to go into Ozubulu and cause mayhem with claims that they are looking for the guy due to a drug deal gone wrong in Italy just to tarnish his name just as this attention-monger called Queenlovely has claimed he was angry for her cousin's refusal to get him a cow for bazaar! When dem wan lie, dem go use cousin.

I just wan ask Ohh, which kin Business Him dey do, mayB U fit tell us since U r in the Know

PSTEMMA1960:
sister that bishop na him own title...

i know the man very well, close to madonna university...

he is a south african based, nothing more..

Nah dem dey do Charlie Charlie

Sinistami:
LOL iam from Yenagoa and really I love Safi an Wafi pidgin the accent mostly. but there is nothing a Wafi speaker will say DAT a person DAT speaks Yeniz will not understand. same with PH pidgin.

Aha there is.trust me on this one . When it is formulated within the 1st and 2nd month you might miss it untill it is spoken more openly .
Ie the term * lock up* . Lol

Sinistami:
the pidgin spoken was just pure easy south south pidgin it baffles me how lagosians couldnt decipher it.

Lagos got thier own slangs.warri , sapele speak same .Benin almost similar .
But waffi and Saffi got it going wen it comes to broken English .