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Nigerians
Very easy to deceive .
So even you guys from the North of Nigeria believe this trash ?

izzou:



Just look at how a cemetery looks like

I'll prefer that my remains be cremated, than for me to be dumped in this cemetry forest

So hustle hard Bross

Make una free the guy joor.no matter how woman hold bar reach or fine reach nah man go run am.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Yes, birds ain't spiritual but spiritual beings turn them spiritual by taking over the birds with their souls.
Witches normally turn to birds to attend meetings at their covers but also turn to other animals to commit evil.
I don't give a Fick for a disclaimer but that's the truth as I know it.

So if U have a choice of turning into an Animal for one night you will turn into an Olw ? Wetin do Tiger or an Eagle ?

Mrtesso:
erico2k2

Sir . The machine never seizes to impress .
Very nice mpv (multi purpose vahicle ) frm bmw . Fits a new family . Happy sales bro dnt 4get to include your VIN

Thegeneralqueen:
This one don dey plan to eat am after if you eat am way you nor fit shit you go begin blame your village people

Don't quote me but I heard if you eat the head raw you can see the Army of the Dead .

diportivo:
I will just throw out the engine and put in the 2.3 L turbo I4 of the Volvo 740

grossly underpowered

but not to me as I didn't drive it wen it had the "rolls Royce jet engine"

Taah, U r a learner, put Ford Transit Engine ahaha, him dey use forest Diesel.

jupiterz:
it might be faulty cold starting cable....
consult a good rewiyer or mechanic.

|Rewire ke? those cut and join people.avoid them like a plague

fiizznation:
Yeah buhari might be a failure but at least he is still a million times better than the 16 wasted years of PDP. Go figure

U 4got some APC saints where part of the 16 years .

Two things that can go down in History with this.
Fabricate a smart refinary ie fractional destination tower
Mini Gas turbine or hydro plant .
Anything else mah wash .
This should be the direction this challenge should drive towards .

Uyiii:
Awesome photos actually but she for at least change cloth naa
The guy sef nor even fit tell her, na to give woman belle he know.

Him try nah, to give woman bele no eassy, some guys dey try now for 20 years no goal scored yet.

DavidEsq:
How cld u possibly talk to a picture by screaming at it? Chai!

na so craze dey take start aaahaha talking to pictures ahahah

Readonee35L:
Clearing a car from cotonou doesn't favor old vehicles Because you imported cars back in the day doesnt mean its the same playing ground today.
For instance.
Back in the days when border was opened.


400k will clear a 2005 camry through lagos port.
If you ship the car to cotonou.
You'd first pay about 250k for cotonou duty. The remaining 150k i wonder how you'd use it to arrange its duty when you get to the nigerian border. You might end up spending more.

Besides if it was a. Newer vehicle like a 2017 Benz e class. Lagos duty might be 4-5million naira
To clear same car from cotonou. you might not spend above 2-2.5M.

The problem with you now is you're comparing the days you were in nigeria with the present . You seem to think you know nigeria more from your Office there in the Uk than the people that are here.

There's more to everything you know and there will always be underground process.
P.s I'm not a custom officer or a clearing agent. But I'm nust making you aware of some things

Bro relax.I'm still in tune with 9ja as we speak my last shipped car was in 2016 and I'm doing my personal car thus year . But like you said underground . That's not dame as real but evry malam with his own kettle .

bravolad:
Cars are actually cheaper in Cotonou. There a number of reasons buyers may choose Cotonou over buying in Lagos; First, Cotonou gives a buyer a wider range of options against what’s obtained in Lagos.

Secondly, because Cotonou dealers don’t pay duty, they have more leverage to import clean tittle cars. This duty is paid by the buyer before he’s allowed to take the car out of the park.

Thirdly, the duty at the land border is cheaper compared to that of the sea port. There are no such things as demurrage & others charges are the land border.

Therefore, if properly articulated, a buyer can save well over a ₦100k.

However, with the closure of land borders, cars bought from Cotonou after this announcement becomes illegal. In terms getting genuine documents, I don’t think any level of document doctoring will make the papers genuine. Except it’s bought in Cotonou & shipped back to Lagos which will negate the whole essence of the deal.

I know this is Nigeria where anything is possible but how would a buyer spending additional cash guarantee genuine custom papers? What about BL & shipping manifest? The buyer is probably convinced to believe the documents are not fake but if NCS catches up with the holder & does a thorough investigation, that car is gone.

My thoughts anyway.

Your last paragraph was what I ha e been trying to say here but glad you said it again .
Bro U know somewhere in 2008 I shipped 2 cars fru cotonou and one fru lagos same time . I did not save more than N40k plus I had to make it in-transit cos shipping directly to cotonou as final destination is more expensive . Then there is the risk cos no Nigerian crosses your car .
Now I agree most people go to cotonou for the fact that there is a wide range to chose from but dnt be fooled . It don't always translate into cheap . So if one pays duty in cotonou and same person pays duty on same car in Nigeria do the maths bro .

valarinz:
Yea, let me divert a little to shed some light on your second question.

Some people believe that going to cotonou gives them access to a wider range of cars and they get to choose the best to suit their taste, unlike in Lagos where you're limited to whatever the dealers have imported

Also some people despise the Lagos route cos then , you have to buy a car and ship and wait for weeks or months before arrival, whereas they can just cross over to cotonou and do 'point and kill' and come back home asap with their dream ride

I agree with you on the large range to chose from option . But you know the vast majority of people go to cotonou for the simple reason that they have this false sense of abundance equating cheap .

Megatone:
Atleast i no dey claim London.

Libyan Slave.

No worry we dey wait u for cargo airport.

Ur deportation sure.

Factory fitted Dunce

U r frustrated . I know to be in London is a dream for your entire Generation but you lot at 2 timid to get fru .

valarinz:
I didn't say the cars were cheaper, I only referred to the duty.

Note, my posts is not to argue for/against buying cars from cotonou vs Lagos but to shed light on the possibility of getting a genuine duty for cotonou cars

Come on bro.how do one get anything genuine from things prepared fraudulently ?
2nd if it's going to cost more what's the point then ?

valarinz:
If it can be done, even with the convincing, then don't you think the people who bring in cars from Cotonou can pay duty that way too?

I believe the main reason why the land border was stopped was to increase revenue or so. The duty payment from that Cotonou angle was always cheaper than Lagos, so I think they just want everyone to come pay the duty at Lagos

Might be wrong though

Bro let me correct your misconception in the 1st instance, cotonu cars are not cheaper than cars brought in fru the sea port by much difference, highest N50 to N80k(Personal experience) and you risk damagin ur car,I brought in total of 7 cars that way, 4 of them had problems.
Now check this, now that you have gone to the customs to say you had fake papers, dont you think you will be rquired to pay full duty? add that to the initial fake duty you paid, would it now not be pennywise pound foolish?

valarinz:
One question pls, if you find out your car duty papers are fake and you decide to go and pay duty on it, is it also impossible??

Car that's already in use and registered oo

You can, but it wont be straight 4ward,I can assure you.I think you would need to convince them.tbh I wont cross fingers on that.

Readonee35L:
There are runs going on.
Not all papers made are cloned from someone elses or fake, there are geniune ones too.
You need to meet the right peoole...
Not all informations are available on the internet. Nobody wants to cast his or herself.
Case closed.

oga U can only obtain papers made in Nigeria, but things like Bill of L, its out of the custom hands, also booking recipt is out of the custom hand, you cannot forge the manifest of the ship as well, so plz speak of what you know!these three things I mentioned Even devil nor fit obtain am, if he did na fake!

autologic:
So bros u go still throway money to do body part for this moving agbana ( white elephant project )
Who you offend self ,your Village people no get mercy .at all o.
Demeanours ,another twin brother of dankok is here
Cc:
Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa , Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo, timifakay, aieromon general ipfreely, major cosplay.

Bross bross, wetin U want make we talk now

hakimi1974:
yes ooo. walahi, that thread nah the best for auto section. very apt and detailed. we your fans dey salivate and wait encore ooo.

U 2much guy, D machine must enter this year,and I go update minute by minute.thanks no shaking

Shagati:
Body is in very good nick.
Complete the heart transplant and she's good to go

witht he Ford Engine??

SayeJoe:
Thank you for mature clarification, actually am not aware of it. This is what is on the belt and also Dec 2015 on the documents, the importer still insist that is not upgraded.

seat upgraded too, nothing new there, Im buying a 2012 driver seat for my range rover due to conversion, and it will come with lebel too, so whats the biggie??

hakimi1974:
ok, how that your range matter? you don ship am enter naija?

the Range dey here still, I never ship am as I never go 9ja, once I tidy my end here, i goenter 9ja and ship am one time as well,I wan dey der wen dem start d wrk, U know as E dey B,I no wan hear story

hakimi1974:
you dey learn work. they have perfected their act. with the right amount usually within 150k-200k, them go pack all the genuine papers give you. and your cotonou car will become tin can cleared. i marvel at the level of graft at tin can.

Nah lie oh, they just tell you its real but it aint. how are you going to jump the B of L bit? so no how U twist am,one proper chk brings it all out!

omohayek:
I just told you that we recognise "omo onile" for the common criminals that they are, and your response is to say "I dont know why you are protecting Omolile in Lagos" ? Are you for real?

[s]See, this is what I'm talking about when I say you clearly had a substandard education: your educational deficits don't just involve an inability to spell - inexcusable in an age when every phone and browser has built-in spellcheckers - but also a glaring inability to comprehend even simple English sentences. I guess it isn't surprising under the circumstances that your first instinct isn't to castigate the brazen thuggery of these "youths", or the criminal mindset of those cheering them on, but to attack me using the old "tu quoque" gambit, for daring to notice the whole show of shame. Not that I expect you to understand anything I've just written, being the at best semi-literate tribal champion that you are[/s].

I cant be assed to proof read for dewbs.btw, the Ijaw boys have a good reason to collect Deve ok they are broke, what's the reason for your lot then plz?
You keep spilling out craap that has nothing to do with the subject matter,focus on the topic not my spelling mistakes,the Ijaw boys are broke and hungry agreed, whats the reason for your lots to collect Deve then? since Lagos is *IT*
Talking about Education, I dont brag about it, but you can only be above my level if your 1st degree is frm oxford!
People who brag about the level of education they have are those who had none!

omohayek:
Yeah, it must be because "lagos is headquater [sic] of extortion" that the oil companies have all fled your region and relocated to the very same Lagos; it must also explain why reports from international agencies like the World Bank, the IMF, USAID and the like all say your region is plagued with militants demanding "deve" even from those working on humanitarian development in the region! That must be the explanation for why so many commenters on this very thread have been so quick to excuse hoodlums making threats to a church to extract money from it - because they want to emulate the "headquater" [sic] of extortion ...

Oh, and by the way, perhaps if your "youths" hadn't been so busy shaking down everybody passing through in the name of "empowerment", there might have been sufficient funds to spare to give you a proper education of the sort that would have taught you that the right spelling is "headquarters", not "headquater".

ahaha here we go, capitalizing on spelling mistakes, this is what dwebs do best, and how does Oil companies moving to lagos remove the oil from the Niger delta? you are so out of touch in present day reality.I dont know why you are protecting Omolile in Lagos, everyone knows they are the HQ when it comes to Deve.(Are they not the one collecting money for security,Land use,Development fees ,CDC .U lot keep shouting Lagos lagos, ahah I sorry 4 una,U r here pained and checking spelling mistakes made on an online forum cos Ijaw youths colectes deve, are u this Jobless?

omohayek:
The difference between the Lagos area boys and your lot is that unlike you, we don't regard ours as anything more than common criminals who should be behind bars. We certainly don't go about making shameful excuses for thugs who have even sunk to the level of trying to extort religious establishments!

stp sugercoating shyte, lagos is headquater of extortion, there aint no different name for it or the people who carry it out, so dont come here at start this political correctness cos its frm the 9ja delta.Oh and you think Church do not practice extortion? Now tell me one thing that churches or religion has done to help man kind if not war , hate and segrgation!, all of them na same same

[s]

omohayek:
It's disgusting to see so many people writing in support of these "youths" who are nothing more than a bunch of thugs running a shakedown racket. Is this what all those years of militancy has turned minds to in the Niger-Delta, rendering them incapable of appreciating the difference between right and wrong? With so many in the region reduced to such a criminal mindset, it's no wonder all the oil companies have fled the region, while there is so little to show for the 13% derivation in terms of physical development or human indicators[/s].

my friend relax der, go build for lagos and see howmuch area boys go collect,U lot jst come up with trash each time

EVILFOREST:

Anyway, I won't BLAME THEM....because CHURCHES have been reduced to BUSINESS CENTRES and Ponzi Scheme outlets.
They should extend such to all those Local outlets that call themselves churches..

...a bypass street I once visited had about 24 churches.
..ask me what their objectives are..?
Unemployment has pushed many souls towards erecting churches and making money.
Most General Overseers are after structural and financial expansion rather than SOUL- WINNING expansion.

Dem go soon come 4 ur head ahah

Megatone:
Your life is already broken. Unfortunately u cant fix it.

Ukwu efi

See u wey dey huk cars wey your mates buy come frm abroad, feeding out of crumbs, we kill your market here abi