₦airaland Forum

figo2: I got some issues to share with u all and for solution. i am married to UK citizen who is currently not working and on benefit but she is serious looking for job and hopefully she will get one before 5weeks. She needs me now but she does not work though i work here and have also offer for job in the uk staring from September. if she gets a job by 5weeks and i can be able to give a statement of account 3m naira, what is the possibility of getting a spouse visa without 6months payslip from my wife but however with 1month payslips or thereabout.
Thank you

I have been out of this page for a while even though I created it, now Im back ,I hope this is still usefull or better still, you have passed this stage,SAD to inform you bro, she is ur sponsor she has to prove beyound reasonable doubt tht she could support you however if your circumstances chages, it could be a diffrent ball game ie you have a child together.

[quote author=john_shagb]pls who actually read this thing?[/quote]i did not just read it.I took my time to print them out and filed it as well for easy refrence
OP we need more of you.we need to burst these useless criminals pulling us backward

Hi guys.I dont know if its just me.for some time now I cant access nairaland on my laptop even tbough I have a fast broadband.Im limited to using my mobile pbone to come on nairaland which could be very unconfortable.Im using google crome and IE as browsers

coogar: oh shut up.....
which nairalander saw you in london? you sound like a walter mitty!
lest i forget, you sound like you are hungry - have you eaten today?



arrogance = giving to charity?
i thought as much - your age is inversely proportional to your IQ. the older you grow, the dumber you get!


look at this odious obnoxious cretin - helping a relative is pretty much given. if you cannot help your relative then you shouldn't be living - try giving out to people you have never met for a change.....try giving to people you don't expect returns from for a change. like i predicted, you are just another noise maker with poop for brains! if you marry a fool like you, you would produce simpletons!



the only reason you cannot do nairaland charity is because you are too poor to give - stop taking a good game, you homoerotic pleb!

charity dont always mean money so the poor can work for charity

uczay: Truth is, if u adhere to one rule today, u aint gonna stop there cus many more prophets/pastors/mogs will definitely come up with theirs. It's becoming a trend for these so called mogs/prophets/pastors to want to be heard. They're simply selling their names and their images to the people. They no longer care about people hearing about Christ and his works. All they wanna do is promote themselves chikenaa.

All these trash mostly happens in 9ja....

lol n build xpenssives schools. Plus buy private jets

[quote author=Weselion.]I know many people won't beleive like the days of noah. I have heard many like confessions including that of a former illuminat who fainted right on the confession stand.[/quote]hey what a load of rubish.do U live a caved world or smthing.now the word meduza is a myth associated with the aboved named film.it has got nothing to do with the bible if u recon ot jas plz pointe to that bool n verse.Im waiting.this is how people misintepret tje bible for personal gains then later manipulate people to buy private Jets etc.this is how it starts

[quote author=hagma37@yahoo.com]Can material things attract woman first then true love come's in? Coz i need a quick answer before i make a long lasting mistake.[/quote]follow ur heart and see if you could work wotb such persons.love brings wealth.long life n prosperity all U got to do then is belive in urself n God will help U both

Ehijess: Love and money are two sides of a coin(dating). One will not work witout the other in dating? Na love we go eat,wear or live? Wat if money finish, wat will sustain in d meantime?

would that be true if you are dating sombody from thesame bank you wprk?or dating someone from same office as U?

phaya: Only God is capable of perfect love. As for humans, love doesn't pay bills, feed the family, make life easy but with money you can conquer the world! #AmJustSaying

as a woman dont you have ur own potential?dont you habe the same God given rights to go amd better urself?in reality men and women shojld be someworth equals in relationship.The watch word is.birds of same feathers flock together ie reach people r much likely to mix with rich people.the likelyhood of the poor associating emselves woth the rich is v slim.

elopee3000: People re just stupid if ur going on a busines trip why not declare the amount u ve with u must u guys wait for efcc to seize ur money before u tell them how much ur caring ,any ways wetin be my own inside sef?

read very well he decleared the momey on both forms

[quote author=oche_ejemb]Some of you dont bother to read the article before commenting.

1. Its a tax paid by all travellers to the UK
2. It is being increased by 4pounds. 1000 naira. Meaninng we already pay that tax and a 4 pound increase wont kill anyone.
3. It is generally more expensive to fly return to Nigeria to the UK, than vice versa, which means the Nigerian govt probably charges more tax the HM Goverment[/quote]thank you.Nigerians always claim ignorance the failed to read the OP statements very well B4comenting rubish as for that poster who said wetin we see for UK sef.I got the answer for U.Bad belle

Toktee: With faith you can move mountains says the lord,the two of you lack working faith, God that brought you together iz a faithfull God,He should have see you people thru,instead you rely on the report of a man instead of God,.....genotype cannot stop me from getting married to the woman of my dreams.

wrong.God jas opened the eyes of OP and made them both to avert a potential nasty situation full of xtreem tears n sorrows

Beync: court marriage is in accordance with the law of the land. People who fear court marriage becos they do not want to share properties with the partner in the case of divorce and people who want court marriage so as to share properties in case of divorce are ignorant of their civic responsibilities
. Ur marriage is not recognized by any authority unless it is registered. a copy of nigerin law is not costly.

so plz Im trying to get my head round thos.why is ot called marriage and have you attended one?was it held anywhere near a court of law or where there lawyers amd magistrates involved?
Are we not talking aboit signing the marriage cert on a council seceteriat?

Wendy80: My Dear, u don't blame Nigerians who seek spiritual remedy 2most of dia problems.......how do u xplain ds? A man went 4 interview passed the 1st stage,2nd stage and 3rd stage...was given an AP letter only 4him 2resume and was told they will get back 2him almost 2years now he never heard frm them. This has happened 2 ds same guy severally...and he has enviable certificate frm known sch abroad....
Or how do xplain A Lady who after marriage introduction, †ЂΞ suitor never comes back, she's counting 4suitors now
Or A woman who has been ill 4years and Doctors homee n abroad keep telling her Madam nothing is wrong with U,meanwhile she's dying gradually...
My dear sometime des more 2 what our physical eyes can seee

mayB the guy thats hast that good cv should stop applying for jobs and be his own boss

Idowuogbo: Ye Mogbe!!! U go fear comprehension mehn!! And na dis same Mr Oga wey blow us ngbatic talk d bolded? I laugh in my Indian accent *nehinehinehinehi*

and whats wrong with the bolded mr?

mitwitdot: what perplex me most is that you people don't even know this man you just make conclusions based on hearsay and media jargons! I don't think I can correct the wrong perspective you have because it seems like it has been stencilled in your subconscious. but jus for argument sake, are you telling you know better than the over 2 million followers on cable tv and congregation if they don't get any benefits from his teaching, why are they still listening to him or going to his church. please don't let your ignorance be debated here, because it's obvious you know little about his person.

its called brainwashing.now you should be able to tell when you r being takwn for granted

[quote author=virgin_vampire]Girls who do white wedding usually gets jilted.........but court wedding might signal some sort of maturity.......what matters is maturity cos even when mature u can wed before just ur dad,mum and pastor and ur marraige lasts 50yrs[/quote]who have you seen that goes to the coirt to get married? Or have you been to ome?I like to know

gzib: court wedding is not compulsory, but some multinational prefer your marriage certificate to be one recognized by a court of authority.
If a guy is afraid of court marriage then i believe the guy has something in his' sleeve that he is hiding. According to Vivian, why should you go into a marriage thinking about divorce. The money you want to save is more important than the marriage or being together i presumed.
Let us come of it! I will advice you don't get married to anybody you don't trust and trust anybody you get married to.
even with the court marriage, if any man wants to leave a woman, he can decide to sell all his property b4 the woman will know and open another account and move his' wealth there.
Above all- TRUST YOURSELF. SHE IS PART OF YOU. THE BIBLE SAYS "THEY WERE
NAKED AND WERE NOT ASHAMED"

stop using the term COURT MARRIAGE it dont exist Im guessing U r educated anough to know that

At OP
you are an embarassment to nigeria.in this 2012 u r using the word court marriage.who the hell goes to court to get married?
Is it not your local goverment secetariat you go to and sign the marriage register? Or do you go to the court in ur LGA? SO guys even if you vet wedded in the church you still sign the register and get a marriage certifi ate.Now why should a man or woman be scare of registering their marriage?why should you have divorce in ur mind b4U get married?to be honest witb you its the family of the well to do amongs the union that is more worried and against the legal registration of marriage in Nigeria cos they think if anything happe s ie of thier son who is very rich pwns loads of biz n cars plus hoises and cash dies.they are entitled to some of those riches .now why should they when the widowed has kids,a woce or busband that need to carry on?,I recon thats what we shojld focus on more.PS stop using the word COIRT MARRIAGE it dont exist.

OP who are the true xtians?

Xris74: Ignoramus (ignorant cow)

Did you watch the second Obama-Romney debate? What was said about coal in that debate? If USA can still be involved in using coal to generate power who the fccukk is Nigeria?

easy brov.coal is being fazed out as it has negetive i.pact tp climate change.the Uk are closing the last existing coal plant in less than 2yrs

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]Shouldn't an investment of this magnitude be channelled through the Federal Government? I mean, you would expect that this information would be coming from the Ministry of Power and Energy at both the state and Federal level to give the news any credibility.

Me I no believe this one... phony deal [/quote]its called resource control

Yes I can

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TO ALL CHRISTIANS AND MOSLEM S IN THE HOUSE I WANT YOU TO TELL ME ONE THING WAS HAS RELIGION DONE FOR THE WORLD CERTAINLY NOT PEACE

lacasa: Bond in Islam??

Ђδω??

Christianity enforces more rules on women ϯo cover up more than Islam does if u don't кnoω.

U see the problem wt christians is they don't кnoω their religion.

Christianity tells women ϯo cover their hair (esp in church),

Wearing of trousers is prohibited,

Women can't wear the cloth i.e be a preacher or pastor or wateva,

Etc.. But what do we have with christians of the world today

The complete opposite and disregard ϯo the teachings of their religion

Infact. Wat some women wear ϯo church these days is simply unacceptable


Bondage in Islam indeed

Now bross since you have said all that upstairs Now could you kindly site me with a page bot in the HOLY BIBLE AND HOLY QARAN where where your claims are bonded?
and the Bond that poster meant was liek James bond not bondage as you are thinking

Over loading is o ne of the major problems facing HGV in Nigeria, some carry 2 X thier prescribed tonage

ijigbamigb: Seeing what Siena, and Wallie posted here, I think I should stick tight to my tax-free economy, and govt here...

I drive a Corolla LE 2004. V4. Barely 2 years old.
I spend 1500 naira weekly on gas = 6000/monthly = 72,000
3500naira/monthly goes to servicing = 42,000
MOT = NO
Road Tax = there are no taxable roads in Nigeria.
Annual Car Registration = 10,000 (actually covers all taxes)

All makes 124,000 naira in a year. I think that's ok for corper like me.

Bross ur engine V4? take photos lets see there aint no V4, just straight 4s
secondly we do pay road tax, it sthat sticker you buy from the tax office, I remember buying one for my car last time in 9ja
thirdly There is MOT, its the certificate of road worthyness you get from VOSA usually from FRSC offices or ministry of transport, the bad is your car dont get tested.

y2kaustin: Sadly most Christians do not study the word of GOD for themselves so many will be deceive and receive the mark of the beast.

THE THIRD ANGELS MESSAGE REVELATION 14:6-12. The mark of the beast will be over" WORSHIP" Revelation 14: 9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the LAMB.

God is very serious here about those who give worship to the beast and its image. He will not grant mercy to those who receive the mark of the beast."

In your infinite wisdom, can you xplain how them verses and all you words upstairs relate to the topic?

Denn: i think the codes for BMW are not static. motion sensors are in BMWs (even as late as 2000 models) and am surprised why an area as key as the OBD port is not covered by this sensor beam (as per the black spot post).

i have always had a pride that my BMW cant be stolen except you snatch my key but am beginning to have doubts.

All cars can be stolen bro, its not the cars just the computer get hacked, the have a reprogram tool

Siena: Not sure how the Crypto codes work in BMW's. But I do know that Audi, Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagen and Porsche use Rolling Codes. Which means the code generated by the key fob is different with each ignition cycle. And the RFID signal to lock and unlock the door is different with each press of the button. Unless BMW is running Static Code (which I find hard to believe) the tools currently available commercially will be useless.

Audi have gone further, in addition to Rolling Codes, with Fingerprint Recognition. The owner's finger, thumb or both are programmed when the car is ordered from new. Without this print, the car ain't starting.

I wonder what year of BMW are being stolen by the codes being read? As far as I'm aware, the code readers pick up RFID signals for locking and unlocking the car, very different to the Crypto Transponder (TX) that the IMMO (RX) reads from the Crypto chip in the base of the key fob.

These guys can decode any car, they are targetting xpenssive BMWs at the moment