₦airaland Forum

desiigner:
Well, just going through my linked in this evening, then I saw this.
I was like 18years experience at 32? dafuq
Well, any qualified job seeker could apply.

stark illi....u know de rest

adedolapo189:
What you guyz cant understand is that we are trained to design not to do those menial job. We are not technician! i repeat we are not technician! We are engineers!

Oya come and design a car engine.... U cant even design a bicycle engine... Nonsense talk... Be blind... U tink naija is america

Loyalblak007:
PHED should be held responsible for this


Rip to the dead..

Geta lawyer

Islie:
•Women, groups demand justice





http://sunnewsonline.com/how-man-hacked-pregnant-lover-to-death-over-domestic-chores/

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Mathew Ankyio,

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See de stupid man seff.... Wat tribe is he

It possible.... Meal cooked in small quantities

Seriously dis is a critical issue for critical minds.....

HisSexcellency:

Na today?
No pay your bill and watch your light disconnected right in your face

Tell'em.... The directive only applies to maximum demand customers

chuksanambra:
Okay

They've been dating for 4 years

Assuming he chows the babe 4times every week, that's
4X 4weeks/Month = 16Times
16times /Month X 12 months = 192 Times
Multiplied by 4 years = 768 Times

Assuming it was an olosho and he pays her 10k each time he gets down with her.

10,000 X 768
= 7.68M.

With 7.5M, she's gonna get better than a 12-Year old BMW -5 series.

Why do pple tink this way?

Inthink a girl should know how to cook, like its a basic for every nigerian culture, or else we wanna look outside the box, into foreign cultures..... Its a must she iniws how to cook cos in marriage, she wudnt be feeding only me, but my family, friends, colleagues, church members, list unending..... Its a critical factor to eat her food before marriage, my 2piece

Nma27:
Not everyone is that emotionally strong. In the USA, d guy would b in therapy by now.

Dats true, bt hes in naija i guess... The conditions re different

I just wanna love and be love back.... So many trails bt failed...

I tink hes just over reacting.... The truth is, hes not the only one retrenched.... He shud brace up and walk again

Really, this takes courage... I usually do this until now.... I decided to take a break and make my life. Even after finicially loosing a huge some to ponzi scheme, they still perstered for money one way or the other, at the end of the year... I was a broke guy... Until some friend told me i shud chilll.... Im not the messiah.... Then strted to live for me first

SonsOfLiverpool:
when a man takes care of the bill 100% there's no problem. when a woman does close to 90% there'll be problem. so much for gender equality nonsense.

on that note, please keep paying the bills but leave out some and get him tensed. like make him understand its not enough. don't push too far with this though.

anyways, I think he is too relaxed because of your pay. talk sense to him or talk to his family for help.

and yes am not married so this advice is based on common sense.

I stand wiyt u

Taking real lessons... Before i get into marriage... Thnks all

Like seriously u gets didn't read the post well....NERC is referring to MD customers.... Ehy are u noe complaining, are u an MD customer?

Portgas:
as for u... nay God punish u

U wrong man... God doesnt take instructions from men.... Wanna use dis medium to remind u again.... Your story is wack

Foxyn:
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today.

it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street.

I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl

so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night

I drove there, called her out

she came out in a skimpy night gown.

we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny talks..

things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard.

since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings

I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass...

squeezing it softly as she was silent all through..

with no bra on, I had to extend my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly.

things got so tough that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her..

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down

but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama.


that was how I escaped death yesterday.
I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her


so that is why I came here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday.

it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow

who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth.

or is it that she ate a dead fish?

cos it was a very horrible experience

and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls.

one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys.

when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ...

they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night

well it's all over now.

so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth.

I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast..

your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl

Guy wtf.... U dey fall hand na... Ur story is wack

Im a naija boy....looking for gf in SA.... pls holla

Frankicent:
Pm me

Done

Frankicent:
Pm me

Dpne

I love bieng at home too... But friday is meant for rocking... Saturdays i love to be indoors after chores " watching a film... I love to watch yon big screens.... Cny use those tiny phones like CX OR C9

NwaAmaikpe:


No respect for Tecno users still

IPhone rocks

mostsimpliest:
On a very serious note this has got me down since yesterday night and i have no one to ask or share this with among my friends cause none of them will listen to me as far as is about this girl (my ex)

It all started when i was in my level 300 first semester after we started dating, even the air i breath can bear me witness that i loved this girl with my life that i couldn't spent 2 hours without hearing from her. I got to know her through a secondary school classmate which was her friend and roommate then, I was the type that don't do relationship stuff since i thought it was all about waste of time and even doubt if there was anything like true love, I told this friend of mine about my love for her friend and she laughed and said that i can't date her since am the no-nonsense type and that she has hot tempered like me and that she was madly in love with her guy and she doesn't double date.

With time they had problem with this guy which i used to my advantage and she accepted my proposal of dating.

On this day, Etisalat were doing one bonanza like that and i wanted to participate and didn't have their sim whereas this my ex was having an etisalat and mtn sim,
I collected her sim so that i participate in the promo only for me to start seeing what i wasn't suppose to see but sincerely i never suspected her of any misdeed, I was so heartbroken by the messages on her phone especially from a particular number.

I saved d no. and chatted up with the guy not knowing dah he was her so-called ex that know me even though i didn't know him then coz we lived in the same area....she called me that night and was raining causes on me and threatening to cut off the relationship that i didn't trust her that's why i chatted up with him,i pleaded with all my life for days before she accepted my apology after i carried out my research on her i got to understand that they were still dating...

To cut the story short towards my exams she started showing me attitudes before telling me it was over.....I attempted suicide only friends were able to stop me from that callous act

Her mum invited me over that i should try begging her if i still got achance,i stupidly begged this girl because i was totally in love with her,she agreed buh that i will be the side boyfriend and that her guy mustnt know that we dating,i happily acepted buh guess what some months to exams again its over with plenty insults and threats from her that am too jealous that she doesnt wanna loose her bf.i accepted in good faith.

After sometime,she called me on the phone mind you she asked me not to ever call her or chat her up,i picked and was giving her one word answer which make her never to call me again...but seriously am now feeling bad like am childish dont know whether to call her or what do you guys think?

Wait u attempt wetin?.... You be fool man... No try dat nonsense play again ooo....

Frankicent:
If this story is real you a big fool..... Hmnn no wonder ladies would always have a man to make them bow down to Herr and take stupid order. This gal you plead with and even went as far committing suicide cause, of one gal.. List she had would be fine face, and...shit ass....


Anywy you need help me....i go guys who can move your beta male nonchalant attitude to a bold alpha men.

In time this useless gal who almost made you committ suicide would come beg you..trust me. If you have the patience you become an alpha soon... Pm me.. make I share the group link with you.

Bro pls add me to the group... I don pm

AngelicDamsel:
I believe u wizkid,
Even me self no fit soak garri

Crack up for the month...... Wizkid isa goat... Let him be lying and finding ways to be on media talk......

A referendum should be allowed.... Nigeriaa is even too big

hibiscus76:
you're welcome

Im following

hibiscus76:
some people will come now and start swearing for themselves on how they can never do that for any woman they ain't married to. congrats to them joor..I Tap into such blessing



modified## sorry I can't quote retards..for those that mentioned me, its in the first page so hopefully y'all get to read it and reset your Brains and mindsets. I'm a working graduate right and I offset my own bills...I don't ask guys for shit cuz it's simply embarrassing and amateur. you don't call me a golddigger cuz I appreciated something good or yearn for it, ofcourse who doesn't want a little more or who doesn't like gifts..tapping into a blessing doesn't mean I'm stealing it or snatching it... truthfully I hardly use the word 'Broke' on any guy cuz I know how hard it is to be made buh those guys below outrightly slutshaming me are frustratedly broke and are scared of seeing their fellow guys doing better than them..he bought a car for his girlfriend and so?? he even said she was there when he had nothing and stuck with him when others laughed at her for sticking with a seemingly poor dude, he was appreciative cuz he could afford it. my mum works and earns a salary that can afford her a car but my dad gifted her a car too cuz it wasn't rosy from the onset and she was there through the struggle.
you think a car is too much of a gift cuz you've not got that kind of money now but if you eventually do, it would be a small nut to crack.. that's how much I want God to bless me so others can tap Into it. made women even do more for their partners if they're worth it. Only givers never lack.
and most guys are calling him an internet fraudster cuz He's young and made?? jeez..like internet stealing and bets isn't the order of the day for most guys here?? instead of tagging him names, you should also tap into his blessing and stop shrieking with frustration...haba

I took time to read yr 2piece....and i came to the conclusion dat it was sensible....... Ride on....

Victornezzar:
lol
d laws are just meant 4 d poor
nd d tin dats annoying is dat we kill ourselves cos of all dose bloody criminals

Exactly, its lack of knowledge thou.... Lack of knowledge

Victornezzar:
lolzzz
if not plenty people 4 don dey prison by now

Sure.... We celebrate lawlessness.... I keep saying, naija is de best place to live if ure on the right side and the worst place if ure on the wrong side