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Hmmm.

Predictor3:
You are right. Many married men now masturbate

Hmmm. That's serious o.

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

why do ladies expect money from men, after sex?

What do you do as a Guy, when she says No?

A woman who will not contribute to her own wedding will find it difficult to contribute to the household. You as man will in turn not live up to 60 years.

If any stock trades for less than N0.50, for more than 30 days, NGX Regulators issue a warning of delisting. Are you aware?

Some men sef !

How can a vvoman you married when she was in her 40's make you feel like she settled for less?

You literally saved her life, she is supposed to wake up every morning and worship you for coming to her rescue but you're there tolerating nonsense. I bu ewu?

If you hadn't saved her at that age, what could have been her lot ? What man would have married her ?

Imagine a vvoman who couldn't amount to anything till her 40's, making you feel like she had options ? If she had options like she is making you to believe, why did you meet her $ingle at 45 ?

No vvoman should settle for you, let her go and meet the Dwayne Johnson and the Idris Elba of her dreams.

Not shaming age 40 women, but still thinking you’re the prize with #1,850 in your opay account is delusion.

Ladies and over estimating themselves.

megawealth01:
Insurance keh?Wetin my eyes dey see for LASACO no go let me investigate that linkage

Lasaco Assurance Plc and Guinea Insurance Plc Rights issue is a total mess.

Market price is lower than their Rights Issue prices of N2.00 and N1.10 respectively.

It's a mess. I won't be surprised if both stocks get kicked out soon from the stock market...

megawealth01:
Ongoing & Upcoming Rights Issue

1. Linkage Assurance (RI of 2 for 3)
RIP: N1.32
RIA: 12,320,000,000 Ordinary shares
QD: Jan 22
OD: Mar 11
CD: Apr 23
CMP (As at Apr 2): N1.46
Reg: Apel
L2RI: https://www.linkage.apel.com.ng/


2. Guinea Insurance (RI of 2 for 3)
RIP: N1.10
RIA: 5,295,200,000 Ordinary shares
QD: Jan 21
OD: Mar 25
CD: May 1
CMP (As at Apr 2): N1.15
Reg: Cardinalstone
L2RI: https://r.reports.cardinalstone.com/mk/cl/f/sh/28xHLtxZQ0KqQgissqrLwjo3m2x9qhZu65/mBz3WrgbDU8_


3. LASACO Assurance (RI of 5 for 6)
RIP: N2.00
RIA: 9,236,321,546 Ordinary shares
QD: Feb 20
OD: Apr 2
CD: Apr 24
CMP (As at Apr 2): N2.19
Reg: Apel
L2RI: N/A


4. Neimeth (RI of 1 for 7)
RIP: N4.00
RIA: 610,443,515 ordinary shares
QD: Feb 2, 2026
OD: ?? (NYO)
CD: ?? (NYO)
CMP (As at Apr 2): N10.00
Reg: Meristem
L2RI: N/A
(Note: Rights Issue has not yet commenced)


5. Oando (RI of 1 for 2)
RIP: N50.00
RIA: 4,415,867,342 new ordinary shares
QD: Feb 13
OD: ?? (NYO)
CD: ?? (NYO)
CMP (As at Apr 2): N48.50
Reg: First
L2RI: N/A
(Note: Rights Issue has not yet commenced)


6. Sunu Assurances (RI of 5 for 14)
RIP: N4.50
RIA: 2,075,285,714 new ordinary shares
QD: N/A
OD: ?? (NYO)
CD: ?? (NYO)
CMP (As at Apr 2): N4.65
Reg: Crescent
L2RI: N/A
(Note: Rights Issue has not yet commenced)


7. Universal Insurance (RI of 1 for 6)
RIP: N1.20
RIA: 2,666,666,667 Ordinary shares
QD: Mar 30
OD: ?? (NYO)
CD: ?? (NYO)
CMP (As at Apr 2): N1.20
Reg: Carnation
L2RI: N/A
(Note: Rights Issue has not yet commenced)



Note to Acronyms:

RI: Rights Issue
PO: Public Offer
RIP: Rights Issue Price
RIA: Rights Issue Amount
PIA: Public Issue Amount
POP: Public Offer Price
OD: Opening Date
CD: Closing Date
CMP: Current Market Price
N/A: Not Available
NYO: Not Yet Opened
L2RI: Link to the Rights Issue
L2PO: Link to the Public Offer
Reg: Registrars

what is the update on Linkage Assurance Rights shares? was it over subscribed?

A lady shammelessly came online shouting and calling men scum and liars.
She narrated how a man she met at the nightclub looked very rich and was even drinking Hennessey with his friends at the nightclub.

The Dude approached her, and after a few conversations, they exchanged phone numbers.
According to her.
After the night grove, the guy drove her to one of the classic hotels in the hood. She made her demands, which includes: 1.5 Million for the night, human hair, and Gucci handbag.

The guy promised her that first thing in the morning, they will go to the Bank together for the transactions.

She also explained that the guy lied to her that he had ran out of Naira, and he also showed her a crypto account with about 20K Dollars.

She believed him and then allowed the innocent man to pipe her thoroughly and ride her recklessly like a stolen Okada throughout the night.

The next morning, she was still asleep when the Dude checked out of the hotel very early. She woke up and couldn't find the crypto lord. She dialed the number he gave her at the nightclub, it was a wrong number. It was Aboki that even has number.

By the time she woke up, it was almost 12:pm, so she had to leave the hotel immediately without even taking her bath because time was against her and if she didn't check out, she would have to pay for another day.

I was asking myself, how can a w00man demand 1.5 Million Naira from a man because of s€x?
The Toto na gold?
Well, that serves her right. But I want to leave her with two of my favourite proverbs:👇

A w00man who has already climbed a man's bed cannot make huge demands and succeed.

Promises made when two people of the opposite gender are naked, are always forgotten when the clothes are back on.

Dear Gentlemen, 🙋
Should we blame the lady or the innocent man?

Life of a bed to bed midfielder... A rebrand h00kup girl.

What is your opinion guys?

Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.

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Marriage won’t k!ll you—But the wr0ng wife w!ll bury y0u alive. The most dangerous mistake a man can make Is marrying the wrong w00man.

As a man, your greatest asset is not your career or your stocks, bonds, or cybertruck. It's who you choose to build your legacy with.

Because one bad decision at the altar, you lose 50% of your adult life to mystery.

It will cost you your peace, your purpose, your kids, and ultimately your legacy. Let’s break it down;👇

A wrong w00man adds nothing to your life but will only drain you. She is like a leech who sees a good place to suck from. She is not willing to build with you She’s only there for the benefit

She wants to be there as the trophy wife. She feeds off your m0ney and glow — while you get drained.
Marry the wrong w00man and you just might not recognize yourself when she’s done with you.

The life you think you have built for years, she’ll bring it down in months. You have sacrificed your years by working so hard. You planned your future with so much intentionality. You knew what you wanted for your life.

You were on that route until she came. She came in without understanding your vision. You were doing fine before her. And now, you are walking on eggshells
Because of her constant disrespect and silent treatments when things are not going her way.

The crazy part is, your focus starts to run down. Because you are too busy trying to amend fights in order not to have a br0ken home.
It gets too late before you realize you are not in love but in a war zone.

The wrong w00man is a slow p0!son — she doesn’t kill immediately.
Funny enough, she might not be a cheat. She might not div0rce you either. She knows respect is a big deal for a man. So she withholds it from you,

There can’t be two men in a home. But she challenges your leadership

These are enough to disturb your growth as a man. The place you should find peace, is the reason for your constant headaches. That’s the perks of marrying the wrong w00man.

You need a w00man who respects, supports and brings peace to your life. Because a wise man once told me; 👇

Marriage is one of the greatest decisions you can make. Marry the wrong spouse and you are standing the chance of losing 50% of your life.

Choose wisely.

Class dismissed.
Till I come your way again.

The bitter truth is; Campus students are having more s€x than married couples — Yes!

Are my lying?

The only person that can doubt what I'm saying is someone that hasn't been to any higher institution before. But those that have been there before, know exactly what I'm talking about.

There's a popular slogan used in describing these kinds of students; "Married in school and single at home" couples.
While in school, they live in the same house with their boyfriends, bath together, shave together and sometimes, shave each other.
It's one of the reasons why some ladies don't travel back home after semester exams.
.
Sometimes lectures distract them and they don't have enough to pipe and exchange body fluids to their satisfaction.
So after exams, they take like one week for thorough piping. That's when the guy takes time and rides her recklessly like a stolen Okada.

Sometimes, it occurs that when some parents are busy fasting and praying for their daughter on campus, while they are praying and shouting Amen, their daughter is busy moaning ceremoniously on her boyfriend's bed.

This is not a joke.

I witnessed it during my time in university. Two students of the opposite gender will be living together in the same room and steadily enjoying what a lot of married couples have never enjoyed since they got married.

While some married couples are still learning cowgirl styles, campus couples have already done both the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl styles. Even collapsed Bosco style altogether.

Do you also know the funny part?

Some of them still break up after doing all of this. Then another man will take and continue from where the previous guy stopped. In her first year in school — she is likely to accumulate over 20 body counts.
Then before she gets to her final year, her total body counts becomes higher than the number of courses she studied from her 100 Level to her final year.

Some of them procure more than 10 abortions for one boyfriend. Then add all the men she dated from her 100 Level to the final year, adding to the abortion committed for each man.
Then you will say by the time she graduates from the university —
she automatically becomes leftover and an iron kondemn because she has been used, reused and overused.

That's why I keep shouting it every day here and still, some of you don't want to listen to my teachings.
Gentlemen, do not marry any w00man who is a graduate and not a virgin. Many of them graduated without their wombs because of excessive abortions committed.

There's no non-virgin w00man that graduated from university with a body count of less than 100. Some of the girls from strict homes, they who're around with battalions of innocent men in the campus because that's the only opportunity they have to do it..
I'm not saying you shouldn't marry a graduate, but make sure she's a virgin.

I have said a lot already, but before I go, let me leave you with this proverb that says; 👇

W00men are like swimming pools. Many have swam in it before you, many are swimming in it with you, and many will still swim in it when you're gone.
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

Class dismissed.
Till I come your way again.
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_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

_*Maturity starts when you can tell people exactly what they did, that you are not happy about.*_

‎I have noticed that marriage is the one thing that people who don't have it, c@stigate and try to discourage others from getting involved.
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‎I mean you could literally see an uneducated person, speaking so highly of education. They wished they had the opportunity and it doesn't stop them from training their çhíldréñ to the highest level of education despite not getting the opportunity, themselves.
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‎A p00r man despite his state of financial lack, still recognizes the value and relevance of money.
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‎A person who strvggles with fertility pr0blems doesn't go about saying having Kidz is not an achievement.
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‎The sick values the state of physical sound health. Even though they are far from healthy, they don't talk down on healthy living or try to encourage people that being sick is the ultimate pleasure.
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‎A destitute person acknowledges the value of shelter. They don't go about telling other people that having your own place is not an achievement.
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‎A hungry man knows the need for food.
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‎A pedestrian knows the importance of mobility.
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‎You already get the drill !
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‎People don't go about b@$hing things they don't have unless they're j€@lous and b!tter about the lack of it and in most cases they tried to have it like everyone else but failed.
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‎So, the vvomen you see that b@$h men, only do so because they don't have any man in their lives or they're not with the man of their dreams. It comes from a place of j€alousy, @nger and scarcity mindset.
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‎Recently, there are two ladies that their posts for the past months are “you can still be single and happy, bla bla bla bla…
One says she’s 43 and happy, the other is a vendor…….. If you’re truly happy, why announce it like 7am news?

Ladies, una must protest for man.

drstranged:
There's no where in the scriptures where it's written that a girl must wear white on her wedding. This was all designed by Europeans and not scriptures! There's even nothing like church wedding in the Bible. What the Bible talks about is bride price which should only be paid if a girl is a virgin. A marriage has taken place the moment that bride price is paid to the owners of the girl. It signals a transfer of ownership from her parents to the husband to be. Wedding is the celebration of the marriage that has already happened, just like you take your friends out for a beer in a bar when you win and sign a lucrative contract. You can even go and pay bride price in boxers and singlets and the lady can come in trousers or wrapper and God will still stand as a witness that you're married the moment you pay the bride price.
So remove all that compulsory doctrine of white wedding or the lady must wear white only if she's a virgin or church wedding that was designed by Europeans. These stuffs are not in the Bible! Read and Search the scriptures for yourself and come back and testify.

"What the Bible talks about is bride price which should only be paid if a girl is a virgin."

What if she is no longer a virgin? No bride price?