₦airaland Forum

Drabeey:
Chai

God will have mercy on us. I had an accident two days ago too.

I was in a kèké seated with the driver when suddenly this tanker came out from a junction. The kèké was on top speed, the tanker guy too failed to check before entering the main road.

It was an ugly sight as the kèké guy swerved his steering towards a property, at least it's better than heading straight under the tanker.

If you dey commot for morning, enter your house back, you no know Wetin God do for you.

My spine aches like mad till now, I sustained some minor injuries though, but I should consider myself the luckiest. No one died but,.....

You should go to the hospital for a thorough checkup so you don't develop health complications in the future. You should also get your disc checked, it's of utmost importance.

Tab4kids:
They function offline...

You have the liberty of downloading more, or sending apps from other phones through xender to device

I tried searching for you on WhatsApp with the phone number you provided to no avail. I'd need two of the tabs.

Is wifi needed to use the pre-installed educational apps or they function offline?

louiskay:
you are not weird.... its just that

1. you are not easily distracted
2. You are very logical
3. you are modest
4. you make the best of your current environment and situation
5. you do not give a cent Fu*k about any celebrity(exception of those who do things you like sha)
6. you are not obsessed with the celebrity internet life
7. you are not covetous, greedy, gluttonous or maleficent.

I admire how you analyzed his/her personality even without seeing him/her. I like how you think.

betterpikinn:
Toilet corpuuuu

We go pour you water now!

I'm not sure about the explanation given concerning witheld results. Sequel to my first attempt at WAEC, my French result was witheld despite the fact that I was the only candidate in my school. Not until I registered for a resit before the result was released with C6. Now I have three complete O'level results; two WAEC and 1NECO. They just wasted my time.

kessdivine4all:
He is one of Georgia's best artist he recently featured pato


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiEgx5tQyKg

Such a lovely melodious song with clean meaningful lyrics.

Anyone knows a competent and affordable dentist on the Mainland in Lagos? I need a dental alignment surgery. Thanks in advance!

Do not try option 1! I repeat; don't go to Benin Republic for a university education! Better to attend a private university in Nigeria and go abroad for your Master's degree. If you can't afford Nigerian private universities, do a DE into a federal tertiary institution. Forget Benin Republic! I've got acquaintances who attended some so-called private universities in that country and I therefore wouldn't encourage you to attempt it as a result of many negative outcomes I witnessed...

By the way, 24 is still very young. I'm in my early thirties and looking forward to a nursing degree.

Believe4:
Hello friends, please I need a Hotel Room Attendant job or any ssce job. i reside in lagos if there is any available vacancy do let me know. Thanks
Call or text 07017568836

Where do you reside? Island or Mainland? Can you work as a janitor? Salary is between 35-40k.

Lyoncrescent:
Great Babcockite. Its a good school because of the people you get to meet there but to be honest their research output is quite poor especially when you compare it with Covenant Uni. They also have some very lackluster lecturers who are only there because they are members of the seventh day Adventist fold. The food back then was suicide but if i had to choose which private university my child or family member will attend, i will consider Covenant Uni and Afe Babalola Uni before i consider babcock. Nice pictures though. I believe babcock,covenant,abuad,abti american and pan atlantic uni(lagos business school) should form a kind of ivy league private university association to conduct research and exchange knowledge and other ideas in a bid to improve excellence.

I like the way your thinking faculty functions. This is a brilliant idea! Hopefully, they see this and put it into consideration. It would be one of the most outstanding academic breakthroughs for Nigeria.

This answered one of the few questions I do ask myself about Biblical patriarchs and matriarchs.

From Samson, to Abraham and Sarah. In fact, I've questioned their inclusion in the list of the precursors of faith in Heb 11. In verse 11, reference was made to how Sarah believed and conceived but it was recorded in Genesis 18:12-13, that she laughed within herself upon hearing the prophecy about her having an heir in the future and even before that, offered her maid to Abraham to bear a child in her place (Genesis 16).

Abraham himself faltered. He went ahead to lay with Hagar. However, in Isaiah 51:2, the Scripture talked about looking unto Abraham... and Sarah... This, I think, is against the "Christian" tenet (of faith), although not against the Jewish traditions.

Olalekank:
Simi just dey Bleep up lately sha

I once told a guy at petrol station, 'se mo jo eni ti o kola?" before I realized baba really had ila

Na so baba wan vex say "kilo se awon ti o kola?"

Me wey no wan continue the wahala just wave the ila topic away

The way I'm laughing right now... May our mouth not put us in trouble. Baba change am for you, you sef change the topic sharp sharp.

Larryndelaw:
This is the problem for Africa. Former President coming back to contest again. What for ?What are African youth waiting for? Doest it mean no any other person in that country.

We miss Jerry Rawlings!

[quote author=therealJNO post=76084559][/quote]Seriously? Space booker from the underworld.

Back to the topic. It's indeed disgraceful to be seen like this, even worse because it's caused by oneself. How would she feel when shown the photos or video? I hope the lady gets the help needed. Please, stay far away from drugs and insanity will keep its distance from you.

psp2pc:
May the gods roast your scrotum

Well deserved punishment for the insensitive homo sapiens!

CarlyX8:
something wey no dey open

It does. I just checked mine, it's valid.

omooba969:
Some have eyes but cannot send e.

Continues singing...

Some can see but have no eyes.
We have eyes and we can see.
Glory be to Thee oh Lord.
Amen!

geezynoni:
Fine daughter,fine grandson....makes one wonder,are they really related to charly boy

Have you seen Charly boy's wife? She's a beauty to behold.

mogbojaiye:
We still lve our life's
Thank u
We are ok with our 20k job in the south and west

This comment is hilarious! I've been laughing uncontrollably. I remember about two years ago, my monthly income was 16k. I'd take that anytime any day over hundreds of thousands in Borno, so I feel you bro/sis.

LIFE JACKET; of utmost importance! I like water transportation.

orjaha:
Nigeria needs more security personnel

Nigeria needs competent and enlightened security personnel with integrity.

derealj:
Ogun state is one of the most hopeless state in Nigeria. They should just merge with Lagos to know whether their redemption will come.

NO! Biko (please), let them stay on their lane. They shouldn't aggravate our security challenges.

soberdrunk:
Last last Village girl nah Village girl no matter the packaging, who wears 'hair' and "body" net to swim in a swimming pool that looks like 'fish pond", with her face like Irish potato.......l

This is the definition of ctrl P. Dude just dey vex anyhow.
Have you guys met before? Lol. I'm still laughing.

BornAgainMay:
Where is d location and how much are we talking about??

Did you read the part where I mentioned that it's absolutely free? The location is Gbagada Lagos but you have to register online. Check the poster for further inquiries.

Here! And it's absolutely free!

BornAgainMay:


This guy made my childhood stage very memorable

I can remember how I would avoid lesson just to watch African music on Silverbird television.

God bless you bro.

Who would recommend a place I can learn this photography?

Why do you say France is depressing?

Mille:
Romania, the best European country.

I hold that country dear, as well as the City of Cluj-Napoca. Spent a good 5 months of my life there before moving to the depressing France and Germany.

That it is a sin, I cannot say but it surely isn't fornication.
It's a procedure I could consider if in the future I decide not to be married, I want a child and effort for adoption proves abortive.

winnar:
Science and techonology giving happiness to Humans.
But, i have a question to ask.
If a single lady chooses to have a baby thru this artificial insemination without commiting fornication..., will it be a sin?

tosyne2much:
What I see here is a premature that has fully evolved into a goat before the delivery took place

I stand to be corrected tho

No, you do not stand to be corrected, that's exactly what happened; premature birth.

thebosstrevor:
why are people so stupid in this country thinking a human sperm can fertilise a goat

it is impossible for a human to fertised a goat because of different DNA alignment.

that is a premature goat

Thank you for this scientific analysis! Can't comprehend why some people reason the way they do, thinking a human sperm can fertilize a goat's egg.

aktolly54:
are they the one in charge of the gofundme account of this man? Planning on doing something for this man the new week but am happy the operation is successful but I still feel like doing anyway if is a token. May God accept my my generosity and reward me

Yes, it was Kola Onifoto that brought the case to the attention of the public and created the gofundme account for the victim. As for Esther Ijewere, you can get across to Kola Onifoto through her. She's also an activist. God bless your kind heart.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1746934835347863&id=100000940906219

aktolly54:
Not sure if someone can still make donation to gofundme account created on his behalf

Go to Facebook and search for Esther Ijewere or Kola Onifoto himself. Contact either of the two.