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Floor four: welcome to floor four. The men on this floor are: tall, great looking, romantic, great cooks, help with domestic chores, great listeners, billionaires, generous, love kids, faithful and God fearing. Please remember you cannot return to this floor after check out.

Many of the ladies fainted in excitement.
Others helped revive the fainted ladies.
When everyone calmed down, they all screamed,
"Oh my gawd! The last always has the best"
And they all rushed to the last floor without picking any man.

Floor five: ladies, welcome to the last floor on this store. This is the exit. You may now leave and never return. Have a good day.

Moral of the story?

There is a common saying that women don't know what they want, when it comes to love, that is why they are are hardly content. But, women were aggrieved by the statement and challenged the god of love, who decided to build a store.

The store has five floors. The unique thing about this store is its offerings. It is a store where any woman can come browse and purchase her dream man.

Each floor displays men with certain selling points and if a woman finds the man in a particular floor interesting, she can pick him. The men are available at no cost. It was a free gift to single women from the God of love.

Women are free to browse through the entire floor and pick their choice. However, if she passes any floor, she can't go back to it.

Women across the world came into the store in droves, excited at this awesome opportunity. All the women were given access cards to each floor which only permits one entry. As they browsed through each floor, this is what happened.

Floor one: welcome to floor one. The men on this floor are tall, good looking, great cooks and romantic. Please remember that if you check into this store and check out without picking a man, you will be denied a re-entry.

The women giggled in excitement and said to each other,
"We have four more floors. If floor one can offer this, can you imagine what the other floors have to offer?"
So they all proceeded to floor two without picking any man.

Floor two: welcome to floor two. The men on this floor are tall, good looking, great cooks, romantic, help with domestic chores, great listeners and have jobs. Please remember that if you check out without picking a man, you will be denied a second entry.

The ladies were ecstatic!
"Wow! They screamed , next floor certainly has better options."

And yet again, they proceeded to the third floor without picking any man.

Floor three: welcome to floor three. The men on this floor are: tall, good looking, greatcooks, romantic, help with domestic chores, great listeners, rich, generous, love kids and faithful. Please be reminded that you only have one access to this floor.

"Oh my gaaawd" screamed the ladies. "Let's check the next floor, quick."

So, they hurried to the fourth floor without picking any man.

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To be continued...

Mynd44:
So you woke up 3am in the middle of your honeymoon to start a thread....

*on -looking*

You are such a sad oldie. Such a downer, it's sooo pathetic. Get help fast !!!

herald9:
Sometimes it starts with a fight...And the end up falling in love..



No be only in Nollywood

LOL. I dey tell you.

Unibenstudent:
K

Good. Now go and watch some Ben 10 cartoons before going to bed.

ikeno:
To E-war is human,to forget is devine,but to keep grudges is stup*d.

Exactly!

I mean, you don't even know them personally and you hold a grudge and wanna pop a blood vessel over their issues. It's not only stupid but psychotic.

Unibenstudent:
but are u also seeking attention too?

Don't you see how silly you look by stating someone else is seeking attention when you act like you've got a major attention deficit?

Bro. I was ashamed on your behalf at your show of juvenile exuberance at the other thread. I thought you were high on sprite. Only to see that you wanna start here again.

Wetin? Na you get NL? Are you even a mod? Or do you dash MB? No! So leave people to do as they please, so long as they ain't hurting you n quit the cyber bullying.

Unibenstudent:
bla bla bla,FYI am a parliamentarian in uniben so uniben is my ground!

I no blame you. I know how to treat your F up. I have dealt with your type in Uniben. When I am done with you, na Auchi Poly you go relocate go.

naijaboiy:
Wetin you want make I type?

What's the deal?

You like the geh?

At first I thought you just really disliked her. But the way your blood take dey hot for her side. Hmmmmm. Odikwa suspicious.

Unibenstudent:
beware of my posts!

Unibenstudent, come no match line oh. If you dey para around hall one babes, don't get it twisted. Dont get carried away and not recognise your elders. Otherwise na for main gate I go order your 50 strokes.

naijaboiy:

You dey laugh.

The other day, I mentioned you were her crush, you almost broke the "hinternet" with the tufiakwa you typed. But it seems there's more to the whole drama.

Unibenstudent:
Ireneony u r possesed go and meet Yahweh and yeshua(Jesus) to cast ur demon out
Seun and all moderators farano obinosopy and pasqal09 ,ireneony is a threat to nairaland.

Come on! Quit being a bully

naijaboiy:
She's not a girl

Seriously dude. Are you in love with this girl? Cos your obsession with her is glaring. You just can't stay off a thread that's got her moniker. The hanky panky with you two is hilarious. What's the deal?

Papa ajasco .

Could this be love?

Looking for Caro music video.

LOL.

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Okay seriously.

Lemme think aborit.

Hahaha. But how broke is he? 850k? In dollars or pounds? If na foreign currency, just tell your wife that you were just rehearsing a scene for the role you have been offered to play and you only wanted to tell her the truth after she is convinced by your act.

Really? This is cool cos it is a favourite past time

But I have a question, how come mouth odour isn't noticed when the act is in motion?

crackhaus:
Lmao...your sense of humour is crazy

Ermm, you want to find that out here?

I felt the awkwardness after typing the question. What do you propose?

crackhaus:
The feeling is mutual pumpkin...

thank you, "Egusi"

Uuuum, 5 things about you?

crackhaus:
Right here, right now..

How you been Evina?

Yaaayyyy

Been good. it's good to catch yer.

crackhaus:
Inappropriate seems to be the more favored choice of word here in describing that photo.

I'm very sure if it was a father and his little daughter in that same exact position, inappropriate would be the last word to come up.

Disgusting, perverted, sicko, etc... these would be the more likely choices in the alternative situation.

Where are you?

ephee:
getting to work wit a travel agency for the first time as an admin manager,what are the basic trainings i nid to undergo so as to manage the office effectively?

Wooow congratulations. Thank God you finally got a job. I hope you are settling in alright. Endeavour to ALWAYS google any questions on the job, you will always find limitless and useful resources online. All the very best.

rman:
We have a generous forum member that intends to bless a single mother with #20,000 this xmass. We intend to keep the forumite anonymous but the money is now with Seun, Mukina etc (any reputable known member should do)

The conditions are...:

Case closed.

We know your type. Akagum. People like you only sit on their throne of misery, in their world of hate, seeking good people to pull down to their level.

Nobody here needs your inconsequential input. Take a dive.

Aisha, you are a blessing and an inspiration to many with a giving heart. You are the kind that the bible refers to in the scripture,"God delights in the prosperity of His servants". God will continue to delight in you and so will mankind.

dechandel:
Nothing beats the death of Jesus Christ

Toootally, it mustn't be compared.

Colours have meanings. Pink is a soft colour that represents vulnerability or soft emotions, that is why it us referred to as the colour for girls.

A pink corporate shirt is okay, especially because it is usually blended with darker colours. But trousers, hmmmmm.

jerome4u:
I don,t believe this story, all this up coming artist have their own building, And they want to tell me that d,bang after all the years of singing and endorsement by different company does not hav a building of is own.

When he is using all the money to buy two wristwatches with different time zones as if he is a "watch man". He lacks good business acumen, he focuses on presenting and sustaining a flashy brand which costs money yet he isn't smart enough to creatively generate and sustain a cash flow that will support his lifestyle. Maybe Genny left him cos he started borrow borrow with her.

finofaya:
Lol @ carefully orchestrated comparison exercise. You don't have to compare anything to know that you would prefer if the girls you have met demanded less attention.

Then don't! Just state your point based on your limited observation.

It is distracting. At that age, you are still growing and not yet emotionally mature. The emotional immaturity is the reason teenagers can't create a balance between academic life and love life. One has to suffer.