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chigo93:
this igbo boy schooled in the u.s,i

Like, seriously? And what, I'm supposed to be impressed? So in your primal immaturity you believe the US is the epitome of education, right? I'ts quite easy to sit behind a keyboard in some rundown cafe in umuahia and claim being in the US. To you the US is a big deal, since igboes know no better. But to me...meh.

The US is a toilet bowl i piss in lazily in the morning. That's how over-worn it's become to me, yer uncircumsized jackass.

chigo93:
'm only home 4 nysc. so I can proudly say I'm very educated.

See? tha's why i called you a little snot-nosed punk. You doing your NYSC now betrays you as a mere rugrat just coming up in life. Pathetic. You're right where i was 10 years ago!

chigo93:
I'm not too sure about your tribe

Im Fulani. Y'know, the people in the North who fuct up your tribe in the 1960s. We fuct you so bad you're yet to recover 55 years later. And we keep fuccking you up for no damn reason cos that's what you criminal arseholes deserve. WE made YOU believe you're marginalized, WE made YOU want biafra. Yep we fucct you over half a century ago, and we're fuccking you up still. Do you hate me cos my granpa fuct yer granma during the civil war? Heck, are you my cousin?!

chigo93:
but one thing I'm very sure of is the fact that you are a bastard! not just a bastard but a hopeless bastard from a very deranged and mad family who exists today because the LovePeddler he calls mother wouldn't yield to pressures from his bastard father to get him aborted.
I don't blame your hopeless father,nah I don't, the useless man was unsure of your paternity,he doesn't want to father a child that's not his,so his insistence on abortion.

So you see why I call u bastard bastard?

haha look at you suffering a meltdown! Did i strike a homerun, yer whip. Are you shaking with rage now and frothing at the mouth like the rabid pup you no doubt are? Is this you angry? Man, if you're right now gnashing yer teeth in anger, then my work is successfully done. The more igboe monkeys we piss the fucck up, the better. It's what im here for!

chigo93:
Afterall your hopeless mother was a known prostitute.

The poor woman, bless her.

And yer own ma is still at the baby factory where she birthed you, screwing little igboe punks to make a living and pay for yer school in the US (Umuahia Secondary)

Among the many HIV-infected crooks who nosh her must be yer dad. But you dont know him,. he doesnt know you.

You've almost earned my empathy.

Oh, and i'd a million times rather be the son of a bastard and a prost1tute than be an igboe. Igboe is the lowest one can ever be, a national shame.

Ilekeh:
Toyin.......you better thread carefully.

Is she a seamstress?

chigo93:
Are you running bastard?

Dirty bastard!!

You insipid clod.

Im demolishing your more formidable criminal brothers. Why waste time on a halfwit youngling brat?

You're not a gifted insulter, your shallow attempts at mockery are so puerile im choking at the banality of it.

If the english is beyond your limited intelligence, it means: You bore me.

chigo93:
loooool! Nah u got d wrong msg.
I wz talking abt ur bastard father not the Igbo man that phucked her 4 free cos she didn't want to look like one prostitute.
Bastard!

Chigo, abi whatever the fucck your igboe name is. I dont waste time talking with little cockroaches, i usually go head to head with the best among you uneducated criminals. So fucck off, little sales boy, go sell some fake paracetamol and make your boss Uchenna happy. Otherwise i'll eat you for lunch.

little punk up-coming crook.

chigo93:
u meant your worthless father bastard right?

No my dad is not igboe. If he was then yes he'd be a worthless bastard, just like your own father is.

porrigeyam:
lol my brother sha je ka fe be...

? ? ?

porrigeyam:
real bastards it's official I hate ibos but I like Linda ikeji

She of the 'Black Gate of Mordor' fame?

Not a bad catch, except she has a scary smile. All gums.

Igboes. See them, supporting crime as usual.

Bastards.

Emekamex:
->Buhari should stop interfering with economic policies, that is not his work to do; rather, his ministers and advisers are the ones solely responsible for this.
->I have observed that Buhari is trying to convert Nigeria into a socialist country, and from lessons learnt from others that have practiced it, we all know that socialism doesn't grow an economy.
->Countries in modern time are trying to become purely capitalistic at the same time Nigeria is hurriedly depreciating into socialism. It is quite worrying to say the least.

Name one country that is "purely capitalistic".

This old fool looks like a complete arsehole.

The PDP is not helping Saraki by supporting him; they're confirming Nigerians' suspicion that Saraki is still PDP. We cannot have PDP having both Senate Presidency and the Deputy.

In any case, even if Saraki triumphed, this picture is forever immortalized and speaks more than a thousand words.

This old fool looks like a complete arsehole.

The PDP is now helping Saraki by supporting him; they're confirming Nigerians' suspicion that Saraki is still PDP. We cannot have PDP having both Senate Presidency and the Deputy.

In any case, even if Saraki triumphed, this picture is forever immortalized and speaks more than a thousand words.

This thing is worth a couple hundred millions

And when you call bullsh1t on the source of income being Nollywood or endorsements

some 1diot is gonna shout you down

This chick is just playing games with y'all.

She's at the age of rebellion and self discovery

Her mind is already made up and she's gonna do what she damn well pleases whatever you tell her.

So better tell her the truth

cos sooner or later, she's gonna f**k somebody

And she'd be like "damn, this is so good i shoulda done this when i was 16".

erunz:
the nation again, una no dey tire. Saraki this Saraki That. They don't report any other news apart from Saraki.

Be honest.

IS there any interesting news besides the Saraki imbroglio?

"In other news, it rained 6 inches in Umuahia".

C'mon bro.

You know, things arent well and i'm broke as fucck...

but boy, is this an interesting period!

So much drama newspapers are making a killing with skyrocketing sales!

Much as you're entitled to your opinion, i however would like to point out that my earlier comment wasnt an unnecessary political attack for the sake of it; i was merely being a realist. However as is my habit here's a point-by-point rebuttal:

calaway:
President drops EFCC corruption charges against Sylvia and Audu and the corrupt duo are now the flag bearers of APC which claims to be anathema to corruption

The president is not the one running EFCC or any of the anti corruption bodies. He's made it clear several times that, in a clean break from the past, he wont interfere in their duties. That's how things should be. You dont think Obama tells the FBI who to arrest or discharge, do you?

calaway:
Arrogant Nepotism buhari making his inlaw the chairperson of INEC

Not against the law. If the person is competent and professional then no need to raise alarm. Bobby Kenney was Attorney General to his brother John Kennedy.

calaway:
An elected VP of the nation is locked out of key meetings and relgated to the background by the president

We've only the papers' side of the story. The VP himself isnt complaining. . Vice President isnt Vice Commander in Chief.Obama often times has briefings from the Intelligence Community without Biden present.

calaway:
JPMORGAN delists Nigeria

And JP Morgan decides our collective destiny? Since we were delisted, how many people couldnt afford a meal as a direct consequence? This is just the dynamics of funds management and business. For Christ's sake we dont even have a fully functional government yet.

calaway:
Foreign Investors pull over N400 billion from our economy

Temporary setback, which they did even in the time of GEJ when BH was at the peak of its rampage. Believe me, the'll bring it all back, and then some. Especially now that we've relatively stable power, there's a crackdown on pirates, bunkerers and vandals.

calaway:
Banks are laying off staff in large numbers.

Banks have always been laying off staff. Government does not create businesses for banks, the banks themselves do. Government has no business in business, free market economy. So if they got the plug pulled out on them and no more money laundering and no more stashed looted funds and no more government accounts, then they should go back to the core retail banking. . When life hands you a lemon......

calaway:
Construction Sector has laid off over 30,000 workers.

What?! These people are wage earners.
I could argue that the number one construction that had always been going on was looters building mansions, shopping malls, guest houses etc.If such looters decide to be cautious, is that the president's fault?

calaway:
Inflation rate keeps getting higher.

True. Dwindling oil sales, insecurity, consumption based economy, lack of both fiscal and physical policy since there's yet to be a government.....patient, bro. When we an economic team in place, then solutions might be proffered.

calaway:
Cost of food stuff is all time high since 5 years.

So 6 years ago we had the same situation, back then when we had a full cabinet and a Ph.D in government AND in the Ministry of Finance. By the way when you mentioned inflation, this one goes under it.

calaway:
Nigeria is no longer investors favourite destination.

How can it be? Who's there to make policies that attract investors when the government is not yet in place? We're running around in circles here. Let's make this observation a year from now when the cabinet is supposed to have recorded some milestones.

calaway:
Boko Haram terrorists continues their onslaughts.

Quite, but at a diminished scale. When was the last time they invaded and held a whole territory and sent our soldiers shamelessly fleeing? Historically terrorism doesnt get squashed in a day. The IRA is still around, Al Qaeda is still around, ISIS is still around, the Talibans are still around, Al Shabaab is still around. You cannot wipe away an ideology; you degrade it. Even Obama with all the might of his coalition mentioned degrading ISIS, not wiping them out. However we hope to succeed in reducing them to a largely ineffectual band of misguided young fools.

calaway:
Fulani Herdsmen kills and kidnap.

As do igboes, yoruba, niger deltans etc. Please stop making it a fulani thing when the rate of kidnap in the south east is higher. This is something that has been going on for a while, so let's not pretend it began 3 months ago.

calaway:
CNNMoney removes Nigeria from the list of countries with steady economic growth rate.

A station that cannot precisely show Nigeria on their map?

calaway:
APC fighting APC.

True. APC was always a scam vehicle. I placed my bet on Buhari, not Amaechi, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed, or the thousands of immigrants from other political parties who jumped aboard the APC bandwagon just for their selfish ends, including Kwankwaso, Saraki, Tambuwal, Sylva etc. But PDP is not helping matters with their venomous opposition to nation building. Fanning the embers of the national assembly crisis does not present the PDP in a positive spotlight of reform and rebirth.

Like i said, your opinion matters and i respect it. But i cannot accept the thinly veiled attempt at placing the problems of decades at the feet of a man who's just 3 months in office without a cabinet. I do not condone ALL of Buhari's approach to matters, but we elected him for 4 years and the man has barely started. SO i consider it pretty mischievous to list all sorts of beguiling problems that needed years to unravel and demand he fixes it in 3 months.

To be fair to you and everyone else with similar opinion to yours, i understand your impatience, i share it too, even though Im pro Buhari and ambivalent towards the APC. But here are my problems with Buhari:

His silence on national matters and the cries of Nigerians is troubling. We need explanations DIRECT FROM HIM why the cabinet took too long to form, not the 3rd hand babblings of hirelings like Adesina and the inept Garba Shehu. Change demands some sacrifice, and things must sometimes go down before they can come up, thus some facetime with the president talking dierectly to nigerians on their expectations, disappointments, pain and anguish could help, not hiding behind his media team and trusting his "body language". We need a sense of heading on his moral compass.

I understand the seeming duplicity of touting fighting corruption and then parleying with the likes of Amaechi and Tinubu; Well, it's a necessary evil of politics. Buhari on his own merit could never achieve Aso Rock. SO let's swallow the bitter pill and move on.

Also the igbos, (not the "igboes" ) deserve better than the weird "97% and 5%" permutation as Nigerians (not the biafran crazies), whether or not they voted for him. The US midwest and deep south are conservative and pro republican. Obama didnt allocate his efforts based on voting patterns.

BUt in as much as we're not happy, we've to acknowledge that the business of governance begins with a government in place. So i suggest we be patient on some key indices of the economy until at least a year from now.

However, we CAN continue to rail against certain happenings that are unfolding only just now as the creation of the power tussle between the APC barons: Atiku and Tinubu, and the President's apparent indifference to this cold war. What those 2 dubious gladiators do would make or mar the Buhari government, having achieved office on the back of the APC vehicle. To some, APC and Buhari are synonymous, the fate of one tied to the other. Hence the need for PMB to abandon his injurious aloofness.

Change always is turbulent, even painfully so. Here's where equanimity is sought of us.

May Nigeria be great again.

Someone give this woman a p0rrn deal already.

Meanwhile where the hell is gravity when you need it? We need these bags of saturated fat to collapse and droop south towards the ground so that we can all rest.

The Black Gate of Mordor

APC just wasnt ready for power

Im also worried with the way buhari is shutting out everyone from the business of governance, taking advice from the likes of el rufai who happens to be a very arrogant little tramp, and obasanjo instead.

I'm glad we got rid of Jonah, but i foresee greater troubles ahead if buhari does not sort himself out, chart a course, and provide an all inclusive leadership. This cantankerous politics of APC and the various splinter factions most certainly is a harbinger of bad days ahead.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Have the wailers so soon forgotten this:



https://www.nairaland.com/517039/goodluck-jonathan-scheduled-speak-6th


Or this:

http://saharareporters.com/2013/05/25/embarrassment-jonathan-misses-speaking-slot-au-gathering

This garri sniffing braggards are at again. Talking about injustice, which injustice?

You fools started the civil war, you fools refused to go to school choosing instead to engage in crime. Now you want to blame others for your numerous failures.

After killing our leaders in the 1960s you should be thankful we spared some of you to breed. Start your rubbish biafra and see how quickly we'll wipe you scum out.

Nonsense, claiming you sustain nigeria. How? By poisoning us with fake drugs? By tarnishing our national image with 419 and drug trafficking? By eating up the ecosystem in the name of bushmeat? By unleashing your prost1tute daughters to spread HIV?

Cowards. Your Massob crooks in jail will not be released. Do your worse, if you're so tough do like Boko Haram and break them out. Enough talk about biafra. Bring it on.

Lousy slimy illiterate loud mouths

Shege Nyamiri dan buro uba kawai.

This garri sniffing braggards are at again. Talking about injustice, which injustice?

You fools started the civil war, you fools refused to go to school choosing instead to engage in crime. Now you want to blame others for your numerous failures.

After killing our leaders in the 1960s you should be thankful we spared some of you to breed. Start your rubbish biafra and see how quickly we'll wipe you scum out.

Nonsense, claiming you sustain nigeria. How? By poisoning us with fake drugs? By tarnishing our national image with 419 and drug trafficking? By eating up the ecosystem in the name of bushmeat? By unleashing your prost1tute daughters to spread HIV?

Cowards. Your Massob crooks in jail will not be released. Do your worse, if you're so tough do like Boko Haram and break them out. Enough talk about biafra. Bring it on.

Lousy slimy illiterate loud mouths

scribble:
On second thought why would I want to be a chibok kidnapping,

Chibok kidnapping is nothing compared to the rampant kidnapping in your neck of the woods. It's become a way of life. Maybe that's even your family's mainstay.

scribble:
child bride marrying,

We marry teenagers. You people rape them. Then you murder them. Including infants. It's on the frontpage everyday.

scribble:
]people impoverishing,

What?!

scribble:
people decapitating marauder?

We only decapitate unwashed heathens such as yourself.

scribble:
Surely you can absorb the intricacies of the earlier sarcasm....or u too no sabi the book? Boko Haram the matter, kaji?

What's intricate about the childish gobber? It only betrays your overrated wit and intelligence. A mere buffoon does not a wise man maketh.

Go and find sense and use it.



In the north we marry pubescent, nubile, virginal, young girls.
In the south yeast they marry old, over-used, worn out, 5 times baby-factory supplying, menopausal, greying, haggard, disease ridden old bags of wrinkled and decayed flesh. No wonder they always rape babies.

scribble:
I think I want to be a Northerner

They can feed their animals anywhere and if you dont like it "off with your head"

See Sanusi a man who was involved in the beheading of an igbo man

Several decades later still marrying fresh ponmo, yes i want to be a Northerner

Sorry,

No room for trash.

dreamworld:
you that went to school what have you achieved ,you dirty ugly black amala faced yorubastard yorufool yoruewedu yorucoward South West Yoruba he goat,,
sit down there lazy idiot

ive achieved more than every single morafuccker in your entire family can achieve even with your crime.

you're nothing but a sales boy, a petty thief who steals from his oga, a useless igboe crook with your baboon nose and flat-head.

son of ashaawo and drunkard scammer.

South West is greater than South Yeast, tribe of crooks.

banza nyamiri barawo, shege yaron matsiyata. masu chin bera da kare kawai. sai na chi guntsun uwarka.

chukwudi44:
Is Buhari not also facing allegations of certificate fraud? Why are you not also calling for his resignation?

if i remember correctly, the pdp charged him to court. the numerous cases were either thrown out or withdrawn.

but you're free to re-arraign him again.

Meh.

My doll's got better.

SLIDEwaxie:
18 urs old is a bride again, abi?

you're all dunce with head turned in the usual foolish way.

17 is the consented age...and if the girl wldnt complain...why shld u?


most of you idiots, your 15 yrs old sister fuccks her 70yrs old lecturer in a perpetual basis...


and when a 21yr old black marries a 60 yr old white ugly lady, non of you got epilepsy...

you dey mad!

Even in the western world which we readily copy, 18 is legally an adult. This halfwits want to sound sophisticated.

funkiebully:
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Red oil gulping bastard. What do u know about business? Useless fetish ritualistic raping coward.

Clear from road let reasonable ppl discuss serious matter.

Anumpama!

To you bastards every crime is a business. Simple instructions you baboons cannot follow. All you know is breaking the law, and you want other tribes to have sympathy for you monkeys.

Abeg, go park jor. Foolish small pikin flat-head baboon.

When we say people from the South Yeast are criminals some people eye go turn red.

Carrying more foreign currency than the stipulated amount is criminal, as is not declaring it.

These flat-heads broke the laws, but then igboe no sabi any law. All they know and understand are shortcuts to riches.

Go school, them no gree.

Tribe of touts and criminals.

demelza:
LOL!
His wh.ore of a mother should have opted for a facial.

Oh yeah. A full blast of cum all over her horrible face. Or maybe she guzzles.

Pachjosy:
Are you ok ? why attack him? That's his own opinion.

That too is my opinion