₦airaland Forum

BleedTears:
Is really glaring how every body is shying away from the obvious truth.

The footballers are using fake ages which is a norm in football (hypocrist of the world) while their wife uses their real age.
So in the real sense their wife's are not older than any of them.

Widen your horizon, this over staying in naija don Make your reasoning depreciate, what do you mean whites are using fake age,,,so you've not heard about profile data in developed countries, you na idiot, if you see me, you'll think I'm 40 but I'm 28, stop capping Wetin you no Know before I borrow boogy man old kala blast your leg,be he no gree gemme his new kala

The guy get big gbola, girls go rush go see the picture

Feeyarh:
I don't know if this is normal. I've never had a relationship in my life
I just find it difficult and feel it is a disturbance to my life and career. Although I'm the introverted type,I can stay indoor for as long as possible in as much as there is food ,water and internet. And even if I go out I frown to make me look unapproachable.
For example if someone ask me out today, I will block him on all social media platforms coz I think he's going to disturb my life.
Been the first child of the family, my mom is stylishly asking about my relationship life, infact she wants me to introduce my boyfriend to her since I've graduated from school but I've not opened up to her abt it.
Nairalanders, Do you think this is normal?
You can also help me on tips to stop this act coz honestly I'm tired[right][/right][left][/left]

Where are you, I'm single wanna mingle,,but are you bitiful?

Is called Edi abali in Igbo language

BeeBeeOoh:
I forgot the spelling of is back then 2006 when I was writing my WAEC, geography to be precise(map reading things). For like 3mins, I could not decipher if the spelling of is is i...s or s...i

At a time I had to called on my neighbor to help me with the spelling

No be small thing

Shut up, you nah olodo since day one, you no Sabi anything

Pumpumking:
serrriosly, everytime we gentlemans login to nairaland, ladies are all ways thinkin/talking about sezxx.You read there mind & guesscwot, sexx is all they are thinking..i lie?:
- u ask babe for ordnary nomba...she think u want sex
-u ask babe wot she wearin...she thonk u want sex
-u tell babe she looklike beyasi...she still think u afervsex...i lie?
- u tell babe u a londoner from London (like me)....she already thinkin about marraige :
- u ask babe for ordnary kiss....she disgrase u on social media
- u tell bebe u drive range(like me..£32,000..cash)...she already tinkin of dowry payment
Ladies, when will u grooooowup...please advise!!((NO OOFENESE)))

You are a broke Londoner, what is 32,k pounds,,I was deported from US 2019 but still maintaining my 100k$ GMC Yukon,,see make I tell you something, stop bragging it'll not lead you anywhere,no offeinse

Some people are wicked,they want op to imagine her sister shouting baby don't stop,Choi op, just imagine your friend sticking his dick from behind of your sister

fikayormi:
Boss that origin bitter Na real man power oo , one time like that during my undergraduate my ex gf entered my room after drinking a bottle of origin, she did not allow me to Finish it self , I go five round straight , even after the five round I still get energy to go for another . She just dey squirt on my dick like tomorrow no dey .

So are you trying to tell us that if pesin no wan cum na origin bitters b d plug ehh...abeg gist me,I wan experience mind blowing sex with my next victim

Godmademan:
So you are saying Samuel Kalu might be 18 years old afterall

Bro you know ehh, sometimes when footballers go Post their ages,me sef no deh doubtam because of myself,check when remirez deh Chelsea he's a Young boy but he looks old, check vinicious junior for real Madrid,if that boy is from naija and he tell you say he b 21 you go say na lie but he looks old, check that abubakar of Cameron, that's he's age,he's energy will tell you,

The anchor don oldooh,see White hairs every where,but the rate people deh old these days ehh, even me @28 I don old,if you see me I look like 40 years no b say I chubby oooh

Skincare is good I want it as young guy

ZooCountry45:


Mosidi was right about girls, they are Usless all of them..

This babe is not a Virgin believe me..

99% of church ladies can fuckkkk till eternity.
Them like sex die.

Jehovah witness babes are virgin's, I'm a jw too,if you are baptized publisher, your old life is gone

The way you acting, you still have feelings for her, let her relocate to your Lodge nothing come out,una go start banging again if 2 say you bangam well those days,okafor law activated,,,but you suppose to de read your books no woman matter, I'll advice you to start banging and move on,no feelings

arthurwillia:
Lol experience it then you will know.
You never lash girl sotey she go Dey shake
You sef you go Dey another level

Lolz, ma guy when I go down on a clean babe with STD free,she shake,,no b only thrusting deh shake babe,cum nah cum,it depends the way you take achievam

Palazee:
[s] women nowadays don't give a fūck about financial status

Really bro...I no understand

DonroxyII:
A food without salt and same food with salt will taste Different. That's Mind Blowing Sex.

That's the sex both of You erupted all una craze comot for Body sotey una come feel like Today's Bread

You ain't making sense bro,e no correlate with what I ask, getat

NoahHadNoArk:
Another Lazy Nigerian Youth



Check his account balance, it can't even buy a packet of Condom.

Monday morning you wake up.......see the only thing your brilliant mind could produce.


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Idiot, Wetin you deh do for romance section, you weh get money to buy many packets of condoms,if you really get work, you no go come nairaland at the Time of your comment, you are right,I no get money, help a brother,,

I love sex,but ain't a nympho,I love pre intimacy too making the girl really wet before sticking my battery within some minutes of thrusting, she'll cum and I'll cum,case close,but sometimes when I read things online,guy keep bragging out how they bang a lady till she taps out,I no com understand the kinda sex is that, because at the end of day na cum the banny wan cum,I want to know the meaning of mind blowing sex,is it pro max cummin or just myth

themosthigh:
I don’t understand the problem with Nigerians. He is gay and never disturbed you at all. He is a good friend who keeps his gay thing to himself and other like him. What is your problem with that? Has his gayness affected you? You wear dolce and gabbana, Alexander McQueen etc, all owned by gay people. You love Leonardo da Vinci, is amazed by the drawings of artistry of Micheal Angelo, listen to Elton John, watch Barney from how I met your mother and Sheldon from Big Bang theory and never bother but want to destroy your friendship because he enjoys men. What a tragedy? You fornicate in your ways, he spulge in his own ways so leave him alone.

No matter how you sound,gayism is bad,and is disgusting,stop bringing white people mentality here in Nigeria, we love to imitate what develop countries are doing still we are stagnant in this country, stop promoting that gay shit,I spit on when I spot one,

I've seen UFOs before, when I was in high school, they took me,... I can't forget that day,

Nice milfs,but how old is the warri of a woman,I guess she's not up to 30

Omo deh put leash on the niqqa like my puppy

Thermodynamics:
The seat at home is not the best way to pass their message, I support Biafra but the Igbos are just destroying themselves. They should look for better alternatives abeg, nor be seat at home go put food for Okeke table. Uchenna love Biafra but he also needs to eat and survive.
I only used the names Okeke and Uchenna to pass my message, I don't mean it in a tribalistic way, I love Igbo names and I am in full support of Biafra.

So that you will come here and do business with our good biafran pounds currency,see ehh,if I see you for biafra land ,I go cut your leg lol

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I no deh stop to deh call girl's,I store their numbers,I call them when conji comes knocking,I have like 17contacts of free pussy, before I don call reach 10 one go come,if you get smelly cuntus I no send,I put my condoms, you go ontop ride me till I burst,I bid u farewell,but e get one girl for my Street weh no deh gree come again if I callam,I think maybe I no deh treat Dem well,I met her base on relationship,banng her the next day,then tell her let's become friends,omo e painam but she no go do anything nah,we don't fu ck almost 2weeks nothing deh come out from my side,she no deh gree come again,the girl no fine but she Sabi bang,I love her moans when she wanna cum,,,

But ehh, married women cuntus deh Sweet gan,op no lie,but sex is just fun,if someone is f-**kiing your wife op, nothing come out nah, she's just exploring