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TV/MoviesRe: Jack Bauer Is Back: TV Thriller '24' To Return In 2014 by ezeuba(m): 5:36am On May 16, 2013
I have the whole pack - season 1 to 8 complete, and in dvd quality. All 24gb of it. Interested parties can come with a 32gb flash drive or an external hd... and 5k.
08034680094
Christianity EtcRe: Typing Amen On Facebook Picture Stories by ezeuba(m): 1:10pm On May 12, 2013
musKeeto: If you don't understand spiritual things, why not ignore? Is it your keyboard or internet connection they use to type amen?

God works in mysterious ways. I know a man who typed amen on a post by Adeboye that was pasted on another group wall, and that evening someone called him and gave him 100000 USD... The person was a friend that he had lent some money during a rough period back in University. Because he typed AMEN, God remembered him..

So my bro, ednut abi na scotchegg, biko, leave us to type AMEN...
Why waste time waking up each morning to go to work, that is if you've got any, just stay in bed and continue typing amen. Soon amadioha or olodumare will remember you and you'll have a shiny new bmw with 2 million dollars in the trunk... gullible mumu.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Concerning The Controversial "New" Rules Of Nairaland by ezeuba(m): 9:21am On May 09, 2013
Seun: Rule 17 is the most controversial rule because it sounds unfair. My fellow moderators have debated this rule at length and it could not be changed. We cannot extend the prohibition against offence to other religions because that limits your freedom of speech, and we cannot remove that rule without jeopardizing security and the safety of lives. Sorry about this.
My dear Seun,
This is like saying "In order not to endanger more lives at the hand of fundamentalists, the Federal Government has decided to hand over the reins of government to 'you know who'". How do you judge what is offensive to one religion while ignoring what may also be offensive to other religions? If this forum has capitulated to the fear of fundamentalism, let us know so we can decide for ourselves whether we still want to be a part of it. In all fairness, barring of all religious discussions or any references to any religion would have been more understandable than a lopsided approach, just to pacify some fundamentalists.
This is my take on the controversial Rule 17.
Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Policemen & SSS Operatives Killed In Nasarawa Ambush by ezeuba(m): 8:13am On May 09, 2013
13volts: More Than 20 Policemen & 10 SSS Operatives Feared Death In Nassarawa Ambush

Its not on the news yet but I can authoritatively confirm that the AC OPERATIONS, AC CID & OC SARS and a doven of policemen alongside some SSS Operatives are feared Death after their convey was ambush inside the jungle of Nassarawa Eggon area.

According to my source, the convey went into a village located deep inside Eggon tribe to effect arrest of a suspected arms dealer and a traditional witch doctor who are fueling the land dispute btw Eggon tribe & Mada tribe in Nassarawa state. However it was suspected that some one might have tip the Eggon people of the inpending raid, of which an ambush was laid resulting in the death of many.

This is surely one of the darkest period in Nigeria police history.
How can one start to lend any credence to this story when the writer cannot get his grammar right... makes my eyes water to read this junk... try, just try and justify the money your benefactors must have spent on your education...
PoliticsRe: Asari-Dokubo To MEND: Don’t Start A Religious Crisis In Nigeria by ezeuba(m): 5:49pm On Apr 16, 2013
kpogede77: Boko Haram did not incite religious war by bombing churches every Sunday and assassinating pastors. Like I said, mend supporters are swelling every day. Pastors who value their religion should support mend with funds to teach this people a lesson they can never forget in a hurry
Which pastors? Why were all of them buying jets if not to flee when the heat is on. Quote me, when it boils down to all out war these thieves on the pulpit will be preaching from outside Nigeria. Its just a pity that Christians have been made so docile by these pulpit businessmen brainwashing them every Sunday. If not the abokis would have felt the sting of our reprisal by now.
IslamRe: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by ezeuba(m): 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2013
The best way to deal with terrorists is to make them know there is no monopoly on terror and violence; give them hell on earth. Why do terrorists not bomb targets in Israel anymore? Why do the chechnyan terrorists not bomb targets in Russia anymore? These countries give them fire for fire, and that is how you handle them...
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 8:25pm On Apr 13, 2013
Deejacy2: Wow lyk seriously U̶̲̥̅ can Ð̶̷̩̥̊͡ȍ dat....⌣̊┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡kk⌣̊┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡ will call U̶̲̥̅̊
No trial and error... 100% feasible... waiting for that call, 08034680094.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 6:05pm On Apr 12, 2013
Deejacy2: Can U̶̲̥̅̊ configure my phone from sprint....so dat I can be able to Ð̶̷̩̥̊͡ȍ bis on etisalat.I use a torch 9850
What you have is a "world phone". It is dual mode - GSM or CDMA, never both at the same time. I can configure the CDMA side for BIS on Visafone, or unlock the GSM side for BIS on any GSM network of your choice. Call 08034680094 so we can discuss.
FamilyRe: Pastor Blessed With Triplets After 25yrs Of Childlessness! by ezeuba(m): 3:57pm On Mar 19, 2013
Okija_juju: [size=25pt]ALL GLORY BE TO THE DOCTOR WHO CONDUCTED THE IVF PROCESS[/size]





If to say ehn dey dey wait for God, ehn for die childless.
Sad part is that the pastor wont come out and tell the truth. Many women will be there in his Church praying and fasting and 'tapping into his blessing', meanwhile the solution to their Problem is in a Hospital Lab.


I am happy for the couple o!
But glory should be given to the doctors not God.

Praise the Doctor!!! Halleluyah!
Exactly what I've been telling these religious fanatics. Why is it always that when they've been searching for babies after so long they come up with multiple births? IVF of course. Standard IVF treatment always uses multiple eggs in the hope that at least one will hook. Hence the multiple births. Sure GOD played HIS part by giving doctors the wisdom to perfect this procedure in order to help people. But I wish these people will be honest enough to tell folks they went the IVF route. That's all...
CelebritiesRe: Lil Wayne In Critical Condition And In A Coma After More Seizures by ezeuba(m): 5:41pm On Mar 16, 2013
This is what happens when a lizard takes to hard drugs...
Science/TechnologyRe: Teenager Uses Lights To Protect Livestock From Lions by ezeuba(m): 4:46pm On Mar 01, 2013
jackbauersballs: If only those lights could scare armed robbers too... cry
Dude you got me rotflmao... Seriously, that would be the best invention so far, if it could scare armed robbers too... LOL...
IslamRe: Conversation Between A Non Muslim And A Muslim Cleric by ezeuba(m): 2:45pm On Jan 31, 2013
Area_boy: I see more to come..


Using analogies that create more questions than they answer is a fail in my book. Then again, the clever shaikh could read through the gullibility of his opponent and used that to his advantage.

fail
Epic Fail bro...
PhonesRe: Can I Use Verizon Iphone And Verizon Motorola In Nigeria by ezeuba(m): 7:09pm On Jan 27, 2013
nycobama: I sent a verizon iphone 4 and verizon Motorola droid from USA to my family in nigeria but unfortunate for them, non of it is able to work. is there any thing that can be done to make them work because I have unlocked the Motorola droid before sending it to them but the iphone 4 is a CDMA phone and simless. I will appreciate you advise, solution or contribution.
Call me on 08034680094 for solutions for all CDMA phones, Apple devices (ipad cdma, iphone cdma) inclusive.
See this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1004609/configure-cdma-smartphones-tablets-work

EDIT: I didn't realise you are the person I spoke to on the phone about 10 mins before posting this. I called you with my Visafone staff line. We can be beneficial to each other, I think.
PoliticsRe: Residency Over Ethnicity - Where Will You Reside? by ezeuba(m): 11:01am On Jan 17, 2013
Afam4eva: To tell you the truth, i think this will foster unity in the country. It will make those that have always sat tight in their regions to move elsewhere.
Like the Yoruba... they never venture outside their comfort zone (Yoruba speaking areas)...
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Man's Friendship With A Crocodile by ezeuba(m): 10:57am On Jan 17, 2013
Parnassuss: Why are still at this stage of disbelief in our lives sef? Just because humans always betray and backstab doesnt mean animals do too. There is a man that is friends with not one, not two, but a whole pride of lions. The lionesses even offered their young as babies for his touch! Does it matter how he dies or does it matter what he accomplished? Abeg make una dey there dey wag small-small tongues, when me go soon get pet shark grin cheesy
I have a pet t-rex... lolz...

Kelvin Richardson is the lion man by the way.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Man's Friendship With A Crocodile by ezeuba(m): 10:54am On Jan 17, 2013
kponke denge: I pray dat d crokodie eats him b4 d end of dis week sad
Lol... dude why now?
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op):
A lot of people have been calling me about this service and at the end of the day turn out to be wasting my time and theirs. The price for configuring Apple CDMA devices is =N=20,000 flat. All other CDMA devices =N=10,000 flat. Please do not call me asking me for prices again when the prices are clearly written here and in the original post.
Thank you all.
HealthRe: Uniben Professor Discovers Cure For HIV/AIDS by ezeuba(m): 7:56pm On Jan 08, 2013
boron10: Oga nor disgrace us. It's Alumnus embarassed
Heavy lolz...
HealthRe: Uniben Professor Discovers Cure For HIV/AIDS by ezeuba(m): 7:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
jide4lagos: This space is for sale.
Lolz dude... cheesy
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 6:33am On Dec 19, 2012
toborex: your number is not going through.. please is there another number is can reach you through?
It's not my primary number. My primary number is a company staff line and I cannot post it here. If you can't reach me on 08034680094, please kindly send me an email ezeuba@gmail.com I will respond immediately.
Cheers...
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 8:10am On Dec 17, 2012
jazz04: Bro, kindly post Visafone's data and call rates..
Go to http://www.visafone.com.ng/visainternet.html for data rates.

Go to http://www.visafone.com.ng/tariffs.html for call tariffs.
PhonesRe: Best Android Phone At This Price by ezeuba(m): 8:55pm On Dec 14, 2012
I've been with Android devices for more than 2 years now and I'm never looking back. I've had a HTC Incredible (CDMA) for more than a year, a galaxy Tab (CDMA) and recently switched to Galaxy Nexus (CDMA). Taking delivery of Droid RAZR M tomorrow for my MTN line. Once you go android you'll ask yourself what the heck you were doing with other phones before. But really it requires a certain level of tech know-how to fully unleash your Droid to its maximum potential.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2012
How to identify iPhone models. For those mistaking iPhone 4 CDMA version for iPhone 4S.

iPhone 4S:

The model number on the back cover is:
A1387 on the iPhone 4S
The front and back surfaces are flat and made of glass.
There is a stainless steel band around the edges.
The volume up and down buttons are marked with a "+" and "-" sign.
The device can support CDMA or GSM functionality.
There is a SIM tray on the right side that holds a "third form factor" (3FF) micro-SIM card for GSM functionality.


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iPhone 4

The model number on the back cover is:
A1349 on the iPhone 4 (CDMA model)
A1332 on the iPhone 4 (GSM model)
The front and back surfaces are flat and made of glass.
There is a stainless steel band around the edges.
The volume up and down buttons are marked with a "+" and "-" sign.
The GSM model has a SIM tray on the right side that holds a "third form factor" (3FF) micro-SIM card.
The CDMA model does not have a SIM tray.


I hope this clears things up to an extent. Thanks all.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 2:29pm On Dec 13, 2012
Master.biodun:
Hi @ Ezeuba, I have an iphone 4S CDMA, dunno if u can help me configure d voice call and data on Airtel cos itz seems ur only talkin visafone?? Reply Asap
My specialty is CDMA devices. However, if you can tell me the network your iPhone 4s is locked to I can unlock it for GSM use too. The price depends on the network it is locked to. Expecting to hear from you. 08034680094.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 5:32pm On Dec 11, 2012
shommans: Hi,dnt know if u can help me out,but i ve a zoompad from zoom(formerly known as reltel ),would like to flash it to viasaphone,but the only prqoblem is that the screen is broken.can u replace it.pls reply asap
Sorry, can't help with the screen issue. If its a popular device I can direct you to where you can get the screen repaired. But you can still try Zoom, maybe they can swap with the screen on a non-working unit.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op):
Percy985: bro...i call ur number is not going tru...i have an iphone 4 cdma verizon and want configured for data and call...text me ur work place or ur phone number...abeg
=N=20,000 gets it done. Call 08034680094 for details.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 12:55pm On Dec 04, 2012
kennyace: hello ezeuba, i just got a blackberry curve 9350(os7).its a cdma phone just want to know if you can unlock it to a visafone network.pls reply soonest
It can be done as soon as you bring it to me. Call 08034680094 for directions please. Thank you.
PhonesRe: Configure CDMA Smartphones & Tablets To Work On Visafone - No longer working by ezeuba(op): 9:24am On Nov 29, 2012
Brand New In Box Samsung Galaxy Nexus CDMA For Sale. Going for 75k.
On Visafone network. Voice, Text & 3G Data.
08034680094

HealthRe: The Curious Case Of The Clarks: Real Life Benjamin Buttons Aging Backwards by ezeuba(m): 10:49pm On Nov 28, 2012
General Garicks: This is highly demonic and people are here talking jargon.

What would Jesus do if he came across these 2 men ? He would cure them. This is the devils handwork. These men would simply be termed ''Lunatics'' in Nigeria.
Next thing you would ask them to come and see your pastor for deliverance, not so? Ignoramus...
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques To Report Their Financial Transactions From January by ezeuba(m): 12:46pm On Nov 26, 2012
Standing5: Don't you think it will be dumb to tax some student through their schools and used the proceed to fund other students in public schools where admission isn't by merit? Winners Uni as far as i am concerned has nothing to hide. Let our crooked government come out and tell us the average cost that goes into each public school student per year and let's compare it to public school or Winners Uni in particular and you see why Private Schools are Justified.
Hogwash... any entity that engages in profit oriented ventures is liable to report such transactions. Taxation may follow if it is justified...
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques To Report Their Financial Transactions From January by ezeuba(m): 12:43pm On Nov 26, 2012
Standing5: As long as the government does not pay any money to The Church or Any religious body, the church or any Other religious body is not suppose to pay a dime to The Government, except for general public infrastructure and services like Water, Light, and roads they enjoy from the government.
Which planet do u live on? So any entity that doesn't receive money from govt should not pay tax? I should let my admin/finance know about this so they should stop deducting taxes from my salary. If u went to school at all then ur parents or whoever sponsored u has made a very bad investment...
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques To Report Their Financial Transactions From January by ezeuba(m): 12:34pm On Nov 26, 2012
stagger: Winners has got nothing to hide. We have too much money because our God is not a poor God.
So you people have a different god from the GOD of all creation. Its OK mumu... one the last day they will ask winners people to stand one side while the rest will stand elsewhere... it's your kind of brainwashed fool that feed these pulpit businessmen fat...

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