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Advice from Nigerian Boyfriend Association (NBA) to all intending boyfriends ans upcoming boos.....
Today is the 1st of December and this month is packed with a lot of activities like Rhythm unplugged, Lagos carnival, Eleguishi carnival etc
As an intending boyfriend you are expected to take your girl out to one or two of these end time shows, gigs, and parties so that bae will know u are serious....but dear shakiti bobo use your head oooo
VIP ticket for Rhythm unplugged na from 50 k upward,a bottle of jack Daniels at Quilox goes for 25k upwards, even a cup of ice cream at cold stone can go as much as 3k and if u no put ur foot down after spending all that money awon Olori-ibu Lagos girls will say "He is like a brother to me" or "we are just friends".
The Nigerian Boyfriends association (NBA) has come up with a plan to avoid this anomaly this xmas...when u are driving the bae to the choice destination please play this track list on ur car stereo

1. I NO BE UR FRIEND O:- by Adekunle Gold
2.SHE SAY IM JUST A FRIEND: by Mario
3. CAN I BE MORE THAN A FRIEND: by P square
4. DONT LET GO (Dont u wanna be?): by Evogue
5.FRIEND-ZONE IS NOT MY PORTION : by Unknown artist
6. ANY OTHER ANTI FRIEND-ZONE SONG U KNOW

If u play all this and she still says u are like a friend my brother drive her to the middle of third mainland bridge and drop her there, she is a karishika and she belongs to the sea...be adviced

signed
secretary
Nigerian Boyfriend association
cc rocktation

i swear if those yeye house of assembly tamper with this nice looking budget, i will take to the street to protest.

This is what we have been shouting for; capital expenditure, capital investments. Obviously only Laos has an idea of how to get out of recession.

Infact the house should not even look at this budget cus i know say na Olodo rabata full that house of assembly make dem jus pass am sharp sharp...i cant wait to get BRT fro Agric to Airport, the thought alone is mouth watering. aby na 4th mainland bridge....if ambode finish life expectancy in lagos go increase to 200 years...

Sai Ambo

La click la bendtner

i smell lies

@ poster say whatever u want, it is obvious that Nigerians are happy with Buhari...ask yourself how come they have won all elections back to back, from Aso rock to Edo to Ondo.

I used to think PMB was a disaster, but Nigerians are making me see otherwise; maybe PMB is favoring some people who knows

APC scored over 200,000 votes in Ondo state, that is a strong statement that Ondo people are happy with buhari

I no dey criticise Buhari again, the people love him

No to data cost increment

No to Data cost increament

Well if i am going to pray for Nigeria; i think the budget is what i will pray for.

Slow passage and low implementation harms the country a lot...i am no buhari fan but i really need this 2017 budget to succeed .

God Bless Nigeria

Please how much is a bag of garri, and the weight...i heard a bag of garri is more than 50kg but i am not so sure

hello i am looking for a young girl that has just finished secondary school looking/hoping for admission into uni,

i am ready to tutor, mentor and encourage through friendship and of course sponsor
preferably around ikorodu axis

call 08130278114 **please any lady above 23 do not call and if you failed WAEC the better so i can help change a seemingly bleak situation

heaven knows i didnt read that ....too long

make i book space this topic na helele

coolesmile:
Don't disturb yourself and don't let people mislead you.
Which state are you registered? Ask others in your state and you will realise that they are also experiencing the same login issues.

Some states CANNOT LOGIN yet. e.g Lagos. That's all.

When others from your State are able to access the portal, you will be able to login.
...

Thank you sir, how i wish i had this information, now i have gone to change my password, i just hope it does not mess things up when Lagos starts to go through.

i don even tire sef..Que serah serah

dejt4u:
are you sure that your name is shortlisted?? How did you check your name? Kindly check your name again on npower portal (use your phone number to check this) and note the category you are shortlisted for..

No provoke me abeg, which kind foolish question be that, if you have no solution then the best u can do is ignore my quote....if i am not sure my name is shortlisted will i keep trying for 3 days at a stretch?..abeg no vex na me make mistake ask question; our people say a man who asks questions doesnt get lost.... but with incorrigible people around asking questions is like an invitation for insults

dejt4u:
just select anyone..either facebook or twitter.. You will be asked to supply your log in details if you are not logged in before.. After this, you will be redirected back to npower page where you will be able to select proceed..
Note that,
1. your twitter or facebook password is still secured as npower will have no access to your password whatsoever.. So you do not need to be scared..
2. It is not necessary to use your own facebook or twitter details.. I registered for about 7people on my phone and my twitter account was used for all

Bros i have been trying for 3 days now to log in, i have tried my number and mail address, i have even tried using all my names.
i have tried phone and laptop yet all to no avail, please help me what do i do/?

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Dancing shoki mixed with skelewu...FTC i booked this space till the food done...on the issue...Buhari don give me Npower i will vote for him...Nigeria must be destroyed....infact i want a syria situation in nigeria. SAI BABA!!!!!!

realglobe:
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which peter obi, which atiku? poverty stricken nigerians are not yet ready to be led well thats why you lots keep promoting and jumping from one thief to another

Considering the voting pattern in Nigeria who do you think will do a better job?, dont just criticize without preferring solutions.

Or maybe you are a buhari fan, cus you have their demeanor

when u were toasting her did u ask Nairaland...abeg i no dey put mouth for husband and wife matter, cus na me dem go use settle

Enjoy ur marriage, maybe next time na agbero boys she go report u to

chai first to comment ...no be beans oo the hustle is real....to the topic one sentence "WHITE LIES"

Please before i begin this post is just the opinion of an inconsequential Nigerian, I am not a politician i am just an accountant....

I remember Vividly way back in the year 2000 to 2003 when the hoax that the world was going to end was still fresh, i was staying at Iju as at that time...the memories of the celebration of abacha's death was still fresh in my mind and democracy came into being.

Then in my area there was one brother that i used to admire due to his skill on the football pitch, i was awfully young so i used to pick up the ball from the bush each time a shot went wayward..Ifeanyi was the name of that "Egbon" we fondly called him "Iron Man" cus the guy was a rock in the defense. Ifeanyi then had just graduated either from the Polytechnic or University i cant really say, but he picked up a teaching job for 25,000 naira; u know na to keep body and soul together.
Some months after that Iron Man got a job that offered him 250,000: that is about 1000% increment!!!...You can imagine the "CHANGE" in his life, Iron man gave testimony and subsequently did his family thanksgiving. 'Pam pam pam' Iron man got a sweet looking toyota corolla "Bankee" that was the nickname of that toyota then because bankers usually bought the car en-mass, Iron man started dating and got married...I remember praying to God that he should answer my call the same way he answered the call of Iron man; for Ifeanyi made me serious in my books and i resolved to go to school get busy and make good money.
Fast forward to today; a time so bleak that even the elements are against the country, Graduates do not even see the 25,000 job; the 250,000 jobs are kept for APC chieftain's children....There is Famine, stagflation (i.e recession plus inflation), DSS Intimidation of masses, Judges and business men, Political witch-hunting, Frustration and anger rides the land: to the extent that people are burning 7 year old thieves...in short the land is definitely not Green; i had to think back to the good old days and some important questions need answers
1. who is the man that made it possible for Iron man to get such a miracle job?
2. who is the man that set things right when the commander in chief was busy junketing allover the globe?
3. who is the man that helped to set up majority of the apparatus of government that we are still using today eg EFCC, NAFDAC, etc?
4. who is the hero of democracy that stopped another man from perpetuating himself in power for life, the hero that put his all on the line for Nigeria to move forward?
5. Who is the man that has built bridges across ethnic divides, employed people, helped the poor and according to Mr John Okafor aka Ibu "He is God sent to mankind" and never for once did he take credit for his work; all the credit went to Obasanjo

Look no further than Alhaji Atiku Abubakar (he has one official title like that cant really spell it)... Please give me an Atiku and Okonjo Iweala ticket and i am sure all my "Prayer for Nigeria in distress" has been answered.

I dont need to further stress Ngozi Okonjo's C.V na we all know say the woman na "DACHIII" and she has mad "CONNECT" ...under good supervision Ngozi will kick recession back to the pit of hell it belongs and Nigeria will smile again....but i doubt if Ngozi will agree to run so i will also take a peter obi vice president.

I am with Atiku and i believe this delicious soup will be much sweeter if NOI or peter Obi is chosen as vice; let us

1. Bring back Job creation
2. Bring back wealth dissemination
3. Bring back prosperity
4. CHANGE THIS CHAINS

abeg No vex if the story too long ooo cc Modath OAM4J

madonna is not a catholic school

elegobaba:
Does he cultivates cucumber?

Anyways, i have N1500 airtime for sale at only N1000. Reply if interested.

I reject every spirit of MMM in your side

So una dey let this delta state man deceive una....behind that farm is where he plants Cannabis, Marijuana, Indian Hemp and Dracudulus medinandis...Delta people like farming but their food is not for the stomach, it is for the Lungs

justmenoni:
Also a big basin of garri which had sold for N1, 500 now sells for N9,000

This people can lie sha, i bought this big basin of garri today for 1,600 at oluyole market

Pictures of the garri with groundnut and sugar or i dont believe you

i have quietly followed this thread and my Interest has been spiked.

I want to put one Hypothesis down which i believe is close to the truth: IF YOU ARE A BETTING MAN, THE TRIBE IN NIGERIA YOU CAN PUT YOUR MONEY ON TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH THE NORTHERN MUSLIMS IS THE IGBOS

The Igbos are the people that can beat back the extremists and if any alignment against this is to be done i believe the igbos should be supported to break their hold on Nigeria.

Ihejirika so whooped boko haram that Northern elders gathered to have him removed, many might say he did not keep collateral damage under control: but everyone can agree that Ihejirika did a swell job sending Boko haram to "The Other Side with Sirus Black"

To those saying that southern Leaders only favor the North i quite disagree, Nigeria belongs to everyone and southerners are not as nepotistic and discriminatory as their northern muslim counterparts. But that doesnt mean they dont know where their priorities lie; Jonathan gave his people what they needed which is money to share for that is the Niger-delta way

Igbos in Kano have successfully defended themselves on numerous occasions from attacks, Igbos naturally do not fear any tribe and wherever they go they dominate....Even in Lagos igbos have made their mark in the state's political landscape.

I like this project not just because i am igbo, but as it is obvious that the yorubas have sold out and the only tribe left with the firepower and most importantly LOYALTY is the igbos. we all know that the three major tribes in nigeria are the Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba and if any one of these tribes gets support they put the others in check.
Another reason i support this project is because if it succeeds lives will be saved; because extremists will know that the big boys have come to the table and their folly will have grave repercussions.

MY ONLY GRIEVANCE IS THAT THERE IS CURRENTLY NO IGBO POLITICIAN I WILL SUPPORT TO ASO ROCK....no igbo man has shown me the competence, sound economic background, astute military know-how, and vast reach for me to support...Ngozi okonjo comes close but she might crack over there and note NOI is not a politician

@op i will follow your movement and lend my voice to this cause, my heart goes out to you and i feel for your sufferings but it wont be long now. Respite is coming your way.

Happy birthday Ayodele Fayose - The Rock , The people's Champion, The electrifying Governor Electrocuting APC, 16-0 the man that keeps a clean sheet when beating up APC....Oshokomole 1 of ala nde Ngwati Ngwati; Baba i dey hail and i wish you Long life, Prosperity and divine protection,,your enemies shall not see you for God is with you,

Happy Birthday sir

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