₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Gosh I hate Abasha. Uber gross

As a woman of the Igbo extraction, you will have to change your mindset towards it so that your in-laws can be at peace with you. Cos it's a delicacy that unites warring families together.

This I have seen.

We all know this, but BMC slaves on Nairaland have refused to accept this reality. I see them being kidnapped and killed, I see the survivors leading a violent protest and asking buhari to step down.

This I have seen.

Open multiple user IDs, and spam the home page with the link to your YouTube channel asking members to subscribe, promise them good content and the sky will be your limit.

This I have seen.

I see Buhari's convoy being attacked in bronu State, I see him wounded seriously, I see a new president in aso rock.

This I have seen.

He sacked himself cos he saw that he had no future with fiorentina, wise decision from him, at least he's CV won't read sack it will read resigned.

This I have seen.

If God doesn't pass judgement on Nigeria he will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah for destroying them. I see a purging taking place in Nigeria, I see millions dying (including all our leaders), I see God's elect ruling this country, I see Nigeria becoming great again.

This I have seen.

I see the super eagles playing in the final of the 2022 world cup in Qatar, but I don't know if they won the trophy cos NEPA took light in the revelation while I was still watching the match.

This I have seen.

Ramos won't leave Madrid, after all the media cruise he will sign a new contract with them.

This I have seen.

poshestmina:
Yeah.
They always contested yearly. Mr and Miss Nairaland

Hmmm...I'm just hearing it for the first time. Anyways happy Birthday to her.

Was there a miss Nairaland pageant?

Never borrow money to your fellow Nigerian, even if he's at the point of death, don't give, cos he'll easily opt for the option of killing you than paying you back.

This I have seen.

BigSarah:
I’ve never voted before

That's because you are below 18 years of age.

This I have seen.

No one is threatening his life, he's just trying to divert attention cos he has a lot of questions to answer for the billions of unaccounted funds he recovered from criminals.

This is I have seen.

I see friends and members home and abroad, donating millions of cash (hard currency inclusive) to the Reverend for the church building, I see him diverting some for his personal use, I see him buying a car and building his personal house, I see tongues waggling secretly amongst his members.

This I have seen.

In Nigeria, keeping a girlfriend is more expensive than marrying a wife.

He won't marry her, he just wants his own share of her forbidden fruit, after which he will japa.

This I have seen.

This man has done a great job on infrastructure in lagos. I would want him to focus on security, traffic robberies in lagos is so rampant these days, kudos to him once again.

I see him defeating the PDP candidate with a landslide victory in 2023, I see him finishing his 2nd term.

This I have seen.

He was actually robbed, but the part where he claimed to punch a gun weilding robber is a balant lie.

This I have seen.

Polynek:
Good day all, a friend of mine mistakenly recharge #50,000 recharge card from His bank account when He was trying to recharge only #500, please what can we do about this, your solution is needed please

Sell it to your friends.

That traditional ruler will suffer terribly from an unknown aliment and die after 5 market days.

This I have seen.

If care isn't taken with the way this killings is going on, only animals will remain in benue state.

This I have seen.

NotGej:
I will need someone to educate me on the difference between a seat and a chair.

Seat is made of leather, fabric, or foam while chair is made of wood.

This I have seen.

Youths flee away from this country cos buhari has borrowed and lavished your future, Nigeria holds no future for you, flee my children flee, so that thine lives might have meaning.

This I have seen.

Never make your girl cry because many other boys are waiting to wipe her tears.

If your husband never hit your yanash when you pass his front or press your breast for no reason. My sister you are not yet married.

Lion is not the most dangerous animal,
Samson killed a lion and a woman killed Samson. Do you now know the most dangerous animal on Earth.

When you ask your baby mama to send you a picture of your child.

The best girls to date are church girls.

When you cheat on them, just blame it on the devil. She would pray, bind and rebuke the spirit of cheating from your life...and the Relationship continues.

Some girls will die single because of their standards...was your father driving a Mercedes Benz when he was 24 years?...why stress someone's son?

Ladies listen carefully, if you get married, make sure your husband changes the foam or else it's cannot be referred to as matrimonial bed.