₦airaland Forum

Churchill is still screwing this woman, as long as they both had that cute child together, all he needs is to keep up communication with her and tease her a bit and she will open her legs wide to him thereby activating okafor's law. I pity her new husband.

This I have seen.

I see more African athletes including Nigerians disappearing from their camps in this Olympics, I see them impregnating Japanese girls and receiving resident permits, I foresee thousands of weddings this period.

This I have seen.

Yes because as a prophet I charge my clients based on the magnitude of their problem and also their financial state, so it's at my discretion. And once the meet my needs they get solutions to their problems.

This I have seen.

Don't tell her anything until you eventually marry her, telling her now will only make you a laughing stock to her most especially if things don't work out. Just remain silent for now.

This I have seen.

Yes you have to get a brand new bell, and ring it vigorously and call names of top businesses and billionaires you want to be your customers, do this every Sunday morning between 12am and 2am, and your business will never remain the same again.

This I have seen.

That small pot of food is what he's rolling on his foam and complaining of stomach ache over. His stomach and that of a rat are of the same size.

This I have seen.

This project will not be completed by 2023, it's an avenue for the governor to siphon state funds, after 2023 the incoming governor will abandon it and it will become a shadow of itself.

This I have seen.

I see prostitutes in jigawa state calling an emergency meeting, I see them offering free and mind blowing sex to the governor, reps and other state officials, I see some of the state officials dying ontop of this oloshos, I see the government of jigawa telling them to reduce their price for the masses cos things are hard, I see prostitution continuing in jigawa state.

This I have seen.

Sales of tickets to okada and Keke riders will continue despite the ban, in fact the prices will be increased by the union and any okada or Keke operator who doesn't comply will have his means of income destroyed or sized and the government will do nothing.

This I have seen.

By 2023 95% of Lagos will be swallowed by flood. I see Lagosians mastering the act of living under the water, I see America and Israel storming lagos in order to find out the secrete of surviving under water, I see aba boys printing manuals and CDs secretly to sell to them, I see them (Aba) boys becoming billionaires.

This I have seen.

Hunger made him forget that he's in a danger zone, but how wicked can a woman be that the Money her husband gives her to prepare food will be used to prepare food for a stranger under the roof the husband is paying for.

I see married women running mad for cheating come 2023.

This I have seen.

I see APC zombies reminding Nairalanders that Germany, Belgium and Netherlands is currently flooded as well forgetting that their economy is far better and the level of hunger and insecurity we're experiencing isn't like that over there.

This I have seen.

The ability to forsee the end of an a business before starting is the major reason why people fail in business, I see more people failing miserably in business because they lack this gift.

This I have seen.

Since the block headed quota system people running INEC can't come up with ideas to upgrade it beyond paper and ballot, then they should be subjected to whatever stupidity the Senate deems fit for them.

I see INEC being dissolved before 2023.

This I have seen

This project will be destroyed by the same bandits buhari is pampering, but the destruction will be blamed on Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB.

This I have seen.

1. Get a mega phone

2. Get a pair of new shoes.

3. Get a new Bible.

4. Walk round your street every morning and evening evangelizing.

5. The riches of the gentiles shall be given to you.

This I have seen.

I see Wike and secondus will loosing relevance come 2023, I see Wike relocating out of Rivers State cos his life will be seriously threatened, the blood of the Igbos he killed during his tenure will cry dangerously for vengeance, I see him escaping to sokoto to become Tambuwal's PA.

This I have seen.

TB Joshua's wife will be named as his successor, I see her remarrying one of the top pastors who will become the GO of the church.

This I have seen.

Buhari will retire from active politics come 2023.

This I have seen.

If God should open your eyes to see what you consume on a daily basis from our so called markets, you would beging a compulsory dry fasting, I see that woman running into loss for serving humans poison, I see her begging to fee herself and family.

This I have seen.

Everything and everyone in Nigeria is fake including the country itself.

This I have seen.

A slay queen will get pregnant for him before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

Poor kids Rip to them.

By 2023 lagosians will use those trees as firewood cos of their inability to afford the abnormally high amount of cooking gas.

This I have seen.

My sister if your breast doesn't shake while brushing your teeth, forget it, you are a man.

Rip to sound sultan.

I see his closest friends lobbying to bed his wife, I see them gifting her houses, cars, lots of cash in hard currencies...etc. but whether they succeeded in bedding her or not is a secret I won't reveal here for now.

This I have seen.

When you win you can attribute it to anything and anyone...when you loose, different versions of your miserable loss will make headlines, England are currently making the headlines but watch out for this squad, remember I prophesied that they'll enter the semi finals and they did, I see them winning the next world cup.

This I have seen.

Southern Nigeria will gain Independence from the north by this time next year, the north will want to wage war on the south, but they'll loose miserably.

This I have seen.

Thugnificent:
Really? Will it work?

Definitely...the thing here is that if they notice too much change in your contacts, then they'll upload the man one that was saved when you downloaded the app.

So the idea here is have two phones then delete all your main contact from your app phone when applying for a loan. But in cases where you had already downloaded the app with your main contacts, just change the main ones to
soko agent 1.
9ja cash pple
Go cash agent 1
Lcredit agent
9cash pple

Truth is once they see contact like this, they'll avoid messaging them cos it's like messaging themselves.


And note...don't make the changes too obvious or else they'll notice and use the main contact list their app downloaded when you installed it.

Thugnificent:
Good evening nairalanders. Please I'm Owing Soko loan, Gocash and Lcredit almost 60k. I borrowed because Invested the bulk of the cash in my crypto business to flourish but now the loan apps payment date is fast approaching in fact it'll be due in 3 days and I don't have the money to pay back. I heard they normally message contacts calling them thief etc. Right now my crush that I'm going well with may receive the message because she was on my contact list when I made the application. Now I'm in trouble. What should I do please

Go and change the name of your crush to soko loan agent 1. Once they see it, they won't message her.

This I have seen