₦airaland Forum

Some of Buhari's supporters haven't changed their toothbrush since 2015, that's why they're always spewing rubbish like programmed robots, it's because of their smelly mouth.

This I have seen.

Whóres doing what they know how to do best. I see both fighters featuring in adult movies next month, I see Nairaland males struggling for their sex videos so they can use their Vaseline to masturbate while watching it, I see scammers sending virus infested links claiming it's the video to them, I see them clicking the link, I see their bank account being hacked, I see them crying and blaming Buhari.

This I have seen.

Then open the borders, let those that can afford to import go ahead and import so that there will be surplus in the market pending when insecurity will be eradicated once and for all.

This I have seen.

More adulterous people will die this year.

This I have seen.

With the way Nigeria is going, very soon graduates will start invading companies, firms, private agencies...etc with arms and threaten the management to employ them or risk getting shot.

This I have seen.

I see the dot nation t-shirt trending, I see aba boys making millions from it. I see the shirt traveling as far as Europe and Malaysia, I see it becoming very high in demand, I see some people suggesting that the name Biafra should be changed to dot nation, I see them receiving serious beatings from IPOB members.

This I have seen.

Guys Hussle o so that when you're 76 years, you won't chase your jobless son with knife because he ate the only food in the house that was reserved for you.

The root cause of this Baba's action is poverty.

This I have seen.

Good job.

You will become an artist to be reckoned with, people will come from East, West, North and South to patronize you...

This I have seen.

I see BMC Nairaland branch dying of hunger next month.

This I have seen.

The biggest slave camp in the world is in West Africa and the name of that camp is called Nigeria, the slave masters are the leaders, the slaves are the masses, but the mystery here is that the slaves fight and even kill each other for their slave masters thereby encouraging them to continue tormenting them.

In Nigeria you don't you must keep working like Jakie (donkey) until you start looking like. 70year old even though you're still in your 30s, cos if you dare complain you will be sacked without compensation and paid half salary.

This I have seen.

They will be released, cos they're obviously working for one big politician, who wouldn't waste time to call their dpo and the case will be settled.

This I have seen.

I see Nairalanders contemplating on challenging Anthony Joshua, they're not interested in defeating him cos they know that they can't, they're only after the hundreds of thousands of dollars they would receive for loosing, which if they convert to naira, will catapult them out of poverty.

This I have seen.

When you realize that 85% of the staffs there are being owed salaries from 3 months and above...my brother japa.

When you discover that even though they pay well all the staffs are living in abject poverty...it means that the MD is using their glories to prosper. My brother run for your life.

When you discover that after removing transportation and feeding from the salary you agreed upon, the left over in your account will be looking like betting odds. my brother escape before you starve to death.

When you notice so many beautiful girls there upon your first visit, and you know deep down that your flesh is as weaker than "madam sorry" nylon bag, my brother, listen to the voice of your spirit and reject the offer or else it will be a case of money de work and baboon de chop.

This I have seen.

Buhari is from katsina state, and indigens of katsina are feeding on grass, if he (Buhari) cannot even provide for his own state is it the Nigerian populace he would be able to lift out of poverty and hunger?

I see a great purging in this country, I see God cutting off our oppressors, I see Nigerians smiling again.

This I have seen.

I see this sinkhole swallowing a certain foreign imposter who woke up one day and found himself leading over 200million people but has no idea on how to lead them.

This I have seen.

I see daddy freeze going dangerously broke later this year, I see him spotted on an okada in Lagos, I see the pics going viral, I see him in on of the major Pentecostal churches he once criticized kneeling down and asking God for mercy, I see God forgiving him, I see him becoming a pastor in that Pentecostal church, I see him impregnating one of his choir members and getting involved in more and more scandals.

This I have seen.

Parental negligence is the major cause of over 95% of domestic accidents involving infants.

This I have seen.

Rip to the child.

No Nigerian is safe in this country safe for a few elites, yet the unsafe fight their fellow unsafe citizens to defend the few safe elite, Africa is and will continue to remain the most Mysterious continent on this planet.

This I have seen.

Op just wants to trend. You can't survive on such budget for a month in this Buhari's administration.

This I have seen.

Buhari will be Nigeria's 3 president after abacha and yaradua to die in office.

This I have seen.

I see her getting married before the end of this year to a much younger guy, I see jobless people carrying the matter on their head like firewood, I see her ignoring her haters, I see her young husband getting involved in a sex scandal with a much younger and prettier girl, I see the marriage forging on despite the turbulence.

This I have seen.

Our security agencies would celebrate his release as a victory after parting with large sums of cash, Nigeria will divide into 5 different countries.

This I have seen.

Ishilove:
Igbo men are hard to fool. E vex me sha, despite turning on my devastating charms

So it's true that you were trying to chyke a Keke rider

I see Nairalanders criticizing Mikel for not opening the academy in his geo-political zone

This I have seen.

chicoMX:
20 guests paying 20k is just 400k.



If you subtract Hall (unless na free) and miscellaneous. How much them wan make sef

The show has been paid for already by wealthy people seeking to gain favour from buhari, the 20k per participant is for her fuel and lunch.

This I have seen.

Very soon Nigerians will celebrate your passing oh president.

This I have seen.

This is a ploy by Gumi to lure influential investors to the North so that his boys will ambush them on the road, kidnap them and demand for crazy ransom figures, of which he (Gumi) will have his own share. My dear Nairalanders kindly ignore this news...we know better.

This I have seen.

KIDpretty:
hello naira landers, there is a problem I have
been facing since the first day I had sex, any
time I have sex with anyone I feel like there is
something moving slowly inside me.

I just want to know if anyone has had the same
problem and if there is a solution.

I won't lie to you, an agent of the dark forces resides inside you, one of the girls you had sex with was an agent of the Marine kingdom, her plan is to substitute your glory, you will need to come for prayers and spiritual cleansing or else you might die of frustration cos life will be very miserable for you.

This I have seen

L4stl00k:
Hello Everyone,

I have been longing to ask you all this question but I have no choice than to ask after I saw someone tweeted the same thing.

I have seen this happened to people around me countless times but their wife’s/girlfriend’s will only get furious and then forgive them.

… but when it goes the other way round, the man will not only get mad the Lady but 95% of the relationship will end there

When you discover that any key can open your padlock, the next step will be to change that lock regardless of how much it cost you to acquire, but if you have a key that can open any lock, you'll cherish it like gold.

A woman's virtue is her body, once she gives it to the street, she becomes useless and a mere pleasure thing, a man on the other hand would be desired more by women when they see how their fellow ladies flock around him to gain his attention.

This I have seen.

Unemployment will remain because businesses were supposed to expand and absorb job seekers are being frustrated by harsh government polices, so rather than employ, they find themselves sacking. The unemployment we're facing currently in Nigeria is caused by the government and can only be solved by a government that has the plight of the masses at heart.

This I have seen.

Ishilove:
Because you named yourself thus

Wao, don't mind my usename, I'm a geninue prophet sent from the most high God to liberated those bond by the devil.

Ishilove:
You are a false prophet

And you came to such hasty conclusion because....?