₦airaland Forum

Well I won't really say much because the whole Nairaland community can bear me witnesses that all my prophesies are 100% accurate. I've know prophet Joshua since my secondary School days and I along with everyone on this forum can attest to the fact that I'm a much greater prophet than he was.

This I have seen.

Sister,not all guys that keeps olive oil beside their bed are prayer warriors, some use it to make away where there is no way.

I see her loosing miserably.

This I have seen.

Tomorrow is Sunday, sow the 30k to your pastor and someone will bless you with iPhone 12 before the end of this month.

This I have seen.

Dear Seun Osewa, now that the president of UAR has banned Nigerians from accessing twitter, don't you think it will be wise to create a nairaland app where millions of Nigerians can troop in to continue our madness there?
I see the Nairaland team ignoring this advice.

This I have seen.

Dear Prof sir,

Buhari doesn't know what twitter is, don't waste your time trying to educate someone who can't even organize his own house and expect him to listen to you. I see buhari banning banks, telecoms, churches, markets, food...etc, I see the south successfully breaking out of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Not just twitter influencers, the future doesn't hold anything for anyone in this country.

This I have seen.

I see Facebook banning, twitter, WhatsApp, Nairaland and other social media platforms of Buhari's account for 20 years.

This I have seen.

Happy birthday to him. I see him reaching 100 years.

This I have seen.

Can you serve in my temple? I will settle you after 20 years and you'll become a prophet with great powers and anointing.

I see Nairaland perverts invading this thread, I see them hungrily hunting for big boobs, I see some of them hitting the jackpot in getting female members with big boobs but they'll end up loosing them because they're dangerously broke.

This I have seen.

Because I want to become the president of UAR.

This I have seen.

I see her denying every knowing you once the police show up and tell you that you're under arrest, I see her telling them to arrest only you cos she has never met you before, infact it's in that hotel you met her and offered to buy her lunch, I see the policemen laughing scornfully at you.

This I have seen

How to become a millionaire in Nigeria.

1. Start a movement of jobless youths of your ethnic extraction.

2. Identify some of the thousands of problems against your ethnic group and speak aggressively against it.

3. Speak daily and weekly on how the government is ignoring your region, and be sure not to honour any government invitation for peace talks.

4. Talk to some of your top lieutenants to start a go-fund-me account in your name so that Nigerians UAR in diaspora can support your crusade with hard currency.

5. Start cashing out.

This I have seen.

There are plenty more gaboon vipers in the OP's farm, I see the OP starting a snake pepper soup business close to his farm.

This I have seen.

Through Buhari, I was checking for the most useless president in Africa for 2020 (that was around January this year) and I saw a topic on Nairaland that's how I registered and became an active member.

I see the UAR army forming several army divisions from this batch of corpers because Boko Haram has finished killing all of them, I see Southerners protesting heavily because 95% of the the division are made up of Southerners, I see female corpers in the division as well, I see most of them running to Niger, Chad, Cameron before confronting Boko Haram, I see the Biafra and oduduwa dream becoming a reality.

This I have seen

I can see your grave, the date has already been fixed, keep threading on this path and it will become a reality.

This I have seen.

The dark forces are trying to destroy your destiny, you will have to come to church with a very long cane that hasn't been used to flog anyone before so that I can use it to flog the demons out of your body.

This I have seen.

I see her ràpists and killers dying miserably.

This I have seen.

This is one of the reasons why twitter went to Ghana to site their African headquarters. Buhari has ruined Nigeria.

This I have seen.

The average African man thinks of nothing other than Alcohol and sex, that's why Africa is so backward in this high tech age.

This I have seen.

I see davido announcing to his fans that he has bought it but it will land in Nigeria by 2025 because of lockdown, I see bobrisky posting a Photoshop pics with the car, I see dino melaye releasing an album inside the car, I see DSS and EFCC inviting him for questioning.

This I have seen.

Buhari wouldn't issue any threats to bandits, kidnappers, terrorist... etc. Despite the fact that they've killed countless Nigerians this year alone. But if they were to be from a certain region, the whole aso rock would have been masturbating on this news.

This I have seen.

Sandra her best friend is truly broke, truth is most girls live a fake lifestyle.

They pose with clothes, shoes, handbags, wigs... etc, that don't belong to them. When I was schooling, I've seen girls who will borrow wig from their fellow girls to snap studio pics and upload on Facebook, some will display expensive clothes, wristwatch, handbags... etc, with a tag that goes thus "I thank God for the kind of woman I'm becoming" and many other ridiculous captions.

It's all a game to fool their male admirers into believing that they're from Rich homes so they can bill them heavily and compel them to buy them expensive stuffs.

This I have seen.