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Politics › Re: Ossy Prestige Is Dead (House Of Representatives Member) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:14am On Feb 09, 2021
I see some people accusing covid 19 of killing this man. This I have seen.
Health › Re: Vaccine: "Don't Play Politics With Nigerian Lives" - BUA Replies CACOVID by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23am On Feb 09, 2021
I see these vaccines being hoarded like the palatives, I see the government coming out on the media and making vague claims of giving it to millions when in reality, it's lying dormant somewhere. This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power: 30,000 Volunteers Get New Federal Jobs by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20am On Feb 09, 2021
I see lies from the presidency to make it seem as though this administration is working towards slolving the scorge of unemployment which his befallen the youths of this nation. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Sex With My Neighbour's Daughter by FalseProphet1(m): 12:28am On Feb 09, 2021
You slept with an agent of the dark forces whose vagina is a link between the physical and spirit realm.
The spirits have crept into your life and will be after you henceforth, your finances will be sized and life might become hard. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Just Like This Lady by FalseProphet1(m): 12:08am On Feb 09, 2021
sunshineV:
SMELLYSPERM AND FALSEPROPHET1 make una epp op locate titilope grin
Titlope is married with kids, he should cease desiring her else the dark forces will plague him with hunch back.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34am On Feb 08, 2021
SmellySperm:
you're next naija superstar, Rhyme on brocheesy
How are you doing my spiritual son.
Events › Re: Why Do People Say Good Things About The Deceased? by FalseProphet1(m):
There is a saying that whenever you say anything bad concerning the dead, the dark forces who are custodians if the person's soul will visit you and harvest your soul. So people don't want the wrath of the dark forces to fall upon them that's why the all speak good about the dead regardless of how bad he/she was during his/her lifetime.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 4:46am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:
Dm sharp sharp.
Let's get to work.
Done
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
cheesy

Tactics.

Sorry about your category.

Anyway,send me $10 so you can be able to see the photo.



Searching for a man. E choke
Laughing out loud.


Mannabbq nko
I remember asking you to send me your account details but you refused so is not my fault that you haven't received anything yet.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:17pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
I'm glad.

Come forward so your balls can get crushed.


Hope you'll still be available this night.
We will be waiting for you. smiley
I'll pay you $45 plus money for damages.
And will $45 get me brand new balls. Besides I can get more than 2000% of that amount in tomorrow's service.
You still haven't given me your contact, I can see that you are single and I can see that you are looking for a man that's why you opened this thread. Better choose me before the dark forces impose their agent on you. wink
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:10pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
But,why do you like big nyash??




Juss asking cause I know you're not Jesus tongue neither are you a prophet.
Who told you that am not a prophet, don't be decived by my playful nature. I do have the gift if prophecy.
To your question, I don't like big naysh that's why I quoted you because yours is small and the other Nazgul guy because he said that he likes small boobs and nyash. I belong to that category. Big naysh can crush my balls if she decides to ride me. I can't risk that.
So will I get the opportunity to see that small naysh and boobs of yours. smiley
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
Na sexamiganja






Sorry oooo 419 ner grin tongue
Ok, expect my visit tonight. I will be very gentle with you because you are a good girl. wink
Romance › Re: The Most Funny Comment I Read On Narialand by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06, 2021
Ladikwa:
A guy gave a comment, that his girlfriend cheated on him. which made her start begging him for forgiveness, with tears in her eyes. then his reaction was going down on his knees to cry, only to raise his head up to see his girlfriend laughing at him. I laugh tire grin
The dark forces are trying to make you run mad. You must not allow them succeed.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
Get thee behind me you agent of 419.


grin
tongue
grin
It is a sin to insult a prophet. Kindly apologize to me now or I will have sex with you in your dream so that you will know that am not 419. angry
Politics › Re: Ahmad Lawan Revalidates His APC Membership by FalseProphet1(m): 10:50pm On Feb 06, 2021
I can see that many Nigerians are mentally sick, I see blood and death everywhere yet they're hailing a governor for affirming her membership with APC. I see more suffering and hardship in the coming months. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Sister That Hangs Out With Her Brother And His Wife? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:46pm On Feb 06, 2021
I see you getting married this year. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:45pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
That'll be after you send the $10 first right??


Cause,to see my original photos this days,e dey hard. grin




Yes,I'm Beyonce. grin
I can easily see it from my temple if I so wish but because I'm a prophet of God I'll try to be honest and fair in my dealings with you. Send your details for the $10
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:42pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
Do you want photos of my small boobs and nyash?

I can send it.


Per photo is $10 Sha.




Juss saying.
You can send, but I have anointing oil to anoint it for you, that's if you want to have bigger boobs and nyash and it's $20 so if I view the pics you will balance me $10 for enlargement. wink
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 06, 2021
StacyO:
I happened to enquire from some guys the benefits of a lady having huge butts but,the reply I got wasn't even logical enough.


I mean,many men go into marriages just cause of the appealing nature of a woman's flesh.

I can only but understand the trouble most ladies face when passing the street. You get this sort of attention that's totally embarrassing and insultive.


Those that don't have feel left out and will want to do anything to get huge butts,like going under the knife. Why? Cause they are being pressured and stigmatized.

Dear men of nairaland, can you please spot out the importance of big bum bum.
I need advantages, not satisfactages.


For those that'll bash me, I don't mean to bother your evening.



Taink yo.


Modified: For those enquiring about the size of my butt, check the diameter of your head.
Have you don't that?

Oya check the size of your woman's butt.
Have you done that?

Check the back of your car.
Done?

Check your bank account.
sad



You can place my butt in one of the categories above. Thank you
I can see that you have small boobs and nyash that's why you are so desperate to know why men lust after the big ones. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:30pm On Feb 06, 2021
Nazgul:
It's all vanity...

I've said this here severally and I'll say it again. I prefer girls with moderate or even small boobs and back side. I see those ones with abnormally big boobs and back side as being fake. So many surgical centers theses days, I need to be sure that what I'm lusting after is actually real not some kind of implants.
I can see that your girlfriend has small boobs and nyash that is why you are desperately defending them. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lets Talk About Love In A Bit by FalseProphet1(m): 6:46pm On Feb 06, 2021
I can see that you're indirectly marketing yourself. Weep not my daughter, for your husband will locate you this year in Jesus name.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Returns To Social Media With Post On Gab Account After Online Exile by FalseProphet1(m): 5:40pm On Feb 06, 2021
I see Donald Trump's mouth putting him in trouble, I see him talking misguidedly, I see people calling for his arrest, I see several charges of corruption leveled against him, I see the case being dragged and dragged, I see him being released on bail. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kidnap Merchants Sponsor Operations, Collect Ransom, Pay Kidnappers Token Fee by FalseProphet1(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2021
I can see that the reason why kidnapping is still thriving despite frantic efforts by the masses to ensure it ends is because the security operatives and politicians who the masses are looking up to in ending kidnapping, are the kidnappers themselves, I don't see kidnapping ending anytime soon. This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gifts Temilayo Abodunrin N500K For Playing ‘Jowo’ Track Excellently by FalseProphet1(m): 2:40pm On Feb 06, 2021
I see many parents buying saxophone for their kids and forcing them to learn how to play popular Nigeria artists songs, I see the price of saxophone going up in the coming days. This I have seen.
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Gets A Job After Asking Her Late Sister For Help In A Dream by FalseProphet1(m): 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2021
I can see that she has made contact with the dark forces thinking that she's communicating with her sister. Poor girl, she doesn't know what she's gotten herself into.
Romance › Re: My 80k Is Gone Just Like That by FalseProphet1(m): 12:12pm On Feb 06, 2021
adadike:
I no see am o
Let me resend it
Romance › Re: My 80k Is Gone Just Like That by FalseProphet1(m): 11:11am On Feb 06, 2021
adadike:
Ah dear! I don't know you are into it
I'm into it o. I sent you a mail but you've not replied.
Romance › Re: My 80k Is Gone Just Like That by FalseProphet1(m): 10:56am On Feb 06, 2021
adadike:
teach me crypto
Ada. Why not ask me, I'll teach you for Free.
Romance › Re: Is This Charlie Charlie?; My Camera Keeps Showing Me This Weird Thing (PICTURES) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:47pm On Feb 05, 2021
Xenry:
Okay, for sure! grin grin
Yup.
Romance › Re: Is This Charlie Charlie?; My Camera Keeps Showing Me This Weird Thing (PICTURES) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:39pm On Feb 05, 2021
Xenry:
For False_Prophet's hand? I no go come, lol. cheesy
Don't let my monkier decieve you, I'm as real as you can imagine.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Mike Davids Sues Apostle Suleman For N2 Billion by FalseProphet1(m): 4:33pm On Feb 05, 2021
I can see the the reason why pastor Mike is angry is because he feels cheated in the ministry, I can see that most younger pastors in the same ministry who met him there have all overtaken him financially and are higher than him ministerially, I can see that this is the reason for his anger towards the Apostle, I can see that all his allegations are false. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Is This Charlie Charlie?; My Camera Keeps Showing Me This Weird Thing (PICTURES) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:30pm On Feb 05, 2021
Xenry:
It's very serious oo, that old dude keeps showing up on my camera. tongue
You will have to come for spiritual cleansing and prayers, also your home needs to be sprinkled with holy oil and water, so that the stranger can be banished for good.

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