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Romance › Re: Weird Thing Happening To Me Lately. Who Can Interpete The Meaning? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:24pm On Jan 30, 2021
paulolee:
imagine you dropping sure 10 odds and it really played...quote me n drop d sure odds or games Mk i rush sell my papa land fire am...
d documents dey my hand already..
The dark forces are after you, those thoughts are not ordinary, they are from another realm, you have to kill them.
Romance › Re: Does She Really Likes Me Or Pretending Hard by FalseProphet1(m): 10:09pm On Jan 30, 2021
You've not asked her out, yet you're already concluding that she's playing hard to get. Ask her out first then watch her response.
Crime › Re: Edo Forest Where Fulani Kidnappers Operate by FalseProphet1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2021
This is a very serious matter, all tribes should arise and defend themselves since the government can no longer provide security.
Celebrities › Re: Soldier Who Celebrated His Birthday With Bread Receives Cake From RC Cola (pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:44pm On Jan 30, 2021
adadike:
you no know say I dey follow u ba? You wey dey follow another woman for yansh like flies. Abeg leave me o
Haba Ada I no de follow anybody o, na you be my Lolo na. Anyone you see me chatting with na cruise o, nothing more.

Biko give me list o! Ada beke wink
Romance › Re: Can You Meet A Good Partner In The Club? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:43pm On Jan 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
have you sent the money?
I will like you to acknowledge by quoting me and saying Yes I do. Once you do that I will send you the money then tonight I will summon your spirit since I already have gotten your full name from your account details. Do you consent.
Romance › Re: Possible Scenario: If Nigeria Accept Gay Marriage by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20pm On Jan 30, 2021
My felloe man cannot rape me. By the time I hit him hard on his balls, if he doesn't drop dead on the spot, he should go and do Thanksgiving the following Sunday.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Tattoos His Three Children's Faces On His Body (Video, Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:18pm On Jan 30, 2021
sapphiere:
Go and marry Chioma and stop clowning.
Is it by force?

Romance › Re: Gender Equality Or Nature's Rule by FalseProphet1(m): 7:15pm On Jan 30, 2021
No mb embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Soldier Who Celebrated His Birthday With Bread Receives Cake From RC Cola (pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Jan 30, 2021
adadike:
Well deserved. Congrats dear. RC cola should also use their connection to get you out of their. Leave northern matter for the northerners. They know the root cause of their problem and only them knows how to stop it
Ada am still waiting for list o!
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Interior Designer Ehi Ogbebor Shows Off Her Man MC Oluomo Dancing by FalseProphet1(m): 5:52pm On Jan 30, 2021
I see her becoming his 3rd wife. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Can You Meet A Good Partner In The Club? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
very possible
Hello are you ready to connect tonight, I assure you that you will astra-project into another realm, you will commune with spirits just send me a pm and we can talk more I see a greatness in you don't let it waste.
Romance › Re: Be Very Careful The Woman You Show Love To by FalseProphet1(m): 4:30pm On Jan 30, 2021
JaneYave:
The irony of life is that people leave their real lovers and fall for the pretenders.
Very true
Celebrities › Re: Zubby Michael Meets Nkem Owoh 'Osuofia' (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see them doing a movie together.
Crime › Re: Cultist Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl To Death In Benue; Threatens Her Family (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
That child's family members are nothing but cowards. Try this with my daughter and see if I won't pay rival cult groups whatever amount they request for to ensure that he's killed as well, then I'll relocate from that area.
Foreign Affairs › Re: No Sex Until We Are Vaccinated: Italian Politician Calls For Boycott Of Viagra by FalseProphet1(m): 2:44pm On Jan 30, 2021
I don't see this working in Nigeria. I see Nigerians having sex and daring covid 19 to infect them if it can. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Finding A Wife by FalseProphet1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 30, 2021
Debbyblahempire:
This Kain list nawah o...
I see you being single in your 40s
Politics › Re: Seven Out Of Every Ten Kidnappers Arrested Are Fulani— Sultan Of Sokoto by FalseProphet1(m): 2:05pm On Jan 30, 2021
I see all the Fulani kidnappers amongst the arrested being freed, I see the ones from other parts of Nigeria being prosecuted. This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy And Peruzzi Advices Men Ahead Of Valentine’s Day As Don Jazzy Park Out by FalseProphet1(m): 1:41pm On Jan 30, 2021
Felixamos:
@falseprophet1 please what do you see??
I see them catching cruise because a girl can easily tell you what you want to hear so that you can get her a gift.

Nevertheless, I see many guys asking their girls this silly question, I see girls lying to them, I see young men spending their life savings on this evil girls, I see these guys become broke, I see them running to sokoloan for help, I see sokoloan embarrassing their generation. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Share Your Transfered Anger Experience? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:18pm On Jan 30, 2021
Once you can overcome the dark forces you will not easily get angry. The dark forces try to make you angry because when you are angry you will easily damage things and that is exactly what they want so that you will live the rest of your life in regrets. You must not let them.
Romance › Re: Is There Something Wrong With Me by FalseProphet1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
hi pastor nkiru, should i send my aza? even if it's 2k I'll appreciatehuh
I can see that you have more then 2k in your account.
Romance › Re: by FalseProphet1(m): 12:39pm On Jan 30, 2021
Magnoliaa:
do you... mind?
How can you be hugging your fellow woman, hope it's not what am thinking.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Switch Begs Peter Okoye For Giveaway: Says "I Am A Fugitive" by FalseProphet1(m): 12:35pm On Jan 30, 2021
I see Nigerians raising money for her, I see her cashing out big time. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Police Public Relations School In Nasarawa Commissioned (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:02pm On Jan 29, 2021
I see this project looking like an abandoned warehouse in the next 10 years, I see the facilities inside it spoilt and not replaced, I see money budgeted for it being looted. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please advise by FalseProphet1(m): 4:02pm On Jan 29, 2021
The only thing I can say is that Muslim babes de fúck pass. And worse is that they love doing it raw, meaning that they are prone to STDs than the regular girl on the street.
Romance › Re: Is There Any Superstitious Nairalander To Interpret This To Me by FalseProphet1(m): 12:25pm On Jan 29, 2021
Your guardian angel is trying to make contact with you, there are evil things the dark forces are planning against you, but your guardian angel wants you to pray, that's why he keeps turning your attention to the clock at that particular time. Next time you stare at the clock and it's that exact time, pray.
Romance › Re: Is There Something Wrong With Me by FalseProphet1(m): 9:42am On Jan 29, 2021
SmellySperm:
lol op just like me,I like chubby babes but na slim dey always come my waygrin
Hi I didn't hear from you again as per our agreement. wink
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This? by FalseProphet1(op): 6:37am On Jan 29, 2021
psyco:
Then maybe the mods are solidly behind it. They don't know that its too annoying and it will drive organic traffic away.

While Redditors are building helpful bots. We are here making thrash.
That's the Nigerian mentality.
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This? by FalseProphet1(op): 6:31am On Jan 29, 2021
Ishilove:
36 is old? undecided

He's actually heading to 39, not 36.
Why isn't he married yet? 39 is old o, and he has the money.

Also, you mods should advise him on how to rebrand himself and this site. See Linda ikeji na, see the publicity she has. Seun should have been hosting shows by now. Make una de talk to una oga, looks like a shy person.
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This? by FalseProphet1(op): 6:31am On Jan 29, 2021
5hanklee:
@ falseprophet
here's an example.
Exactly what am talking about
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This? by FalseProphet1(op): 7:58pm On Jan 28, 2021
5hanklee:
Baba fit dey ball lowkey but una no go ever Sabi. Make me self get money na so I go dey gentle.
Hmm you may be right Sha,
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile: I Don’t Know Who DJ Cuppy Is by FalseProphet1(m): 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2021
My friend's ex once told me something similar when I asked her about my friend. She was like I've never heard of that name before. I just weak. Breakups are usually terrible especially when one party put in so much to make it work.
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This? by FalseProphet1(op): 7:53pm On Jan 28, 2021
5hanklee:
Na low key life o. Naim dey sweet pass. cheesy
That one no low key o, na village life be that. See Linda ikeji na, see the amount of publicity she gets because of her blog. Nairaland is bigger than her blog, so why is seun hiding under the rocks?

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