Romance › Re: Why Money Is Very Important In Courtship? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:33pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
I see more struggling brothers getting married to broke and jobless girls, I see these girls insulting them horribly in that marriage.
I see them coming to my spiritual center for solutions, I see myself asking them to pay heavily because they married based on nyash and breasts, I see many marriages crumbling.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: AFL: Sundowns Win Inaugural African Football League Title by FalseProphet1(m): 3:27pm On Nov 14, 2023*. Modified: 6:01pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
I see Enyimba winning it next season.
This I have seen. |
Family › Re: Who Gave Our Mothers This Idea? Photo by FalseProphet1(m): 3:20pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
When I was a young prophet, an old prophet once told me that I don't need to pray, that whenever he's praying I should just say amen and the prayer would cover me. I nearly died during that period.
This I have seen. |
Pets › Re: Nigerian Vet Doctor Takes To His Heels After A Pitbull Loosens Self From Chain by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
As a prophet, I can explicitly confirm that the dog in that video is possessed, I would therefore recommend that the owners sell it to a Calabar of Ondo man.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: ASUU, COEASU, others mandate Members to comply wiith Strike Action by FalseProphet1(m): 7:58am On Nov 14, 2023 |
ASUU would sha look for now to participate in any strike action. It's been a while they went on strike, so their body is itching them.
This I have seen. |
Family › Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by FalseProphet1(m): 11:06am On Nov 13, 2023 |
It's the dark force. They made you cook that food so that you will eat in the dream and fall sick.
Contact me for deliverance.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu'll Face Bigger Problems Managing Obidients Than Nigeria’s Economy – Bwala by FalseProphet1(m): 9:30am On Nov 13, 2023 |
GloriousGbola: People have been talking shit about Tinubu for decades
the man did not send them then, he will not send them now. So you are a Tinubu supporter. No wonder I find it very difficult understanding you.
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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:32am On Nov 12, 2023 |
Na lack of trust bring exam. You teach me finish, ask me if I understand, I say yes. Wetin come bring exam?  |
Politics › Re: ‘840-0’ — APC’s Ododo Defeats Ajaka, Melaye At Yahaya Bello’s Polling Unit by FalseProphet1(m): 6:34am On Nov 12, 2023 |
Most Nigerians supporting rigging today don't know it's effect on the country yet. They think it's by party, very soon they'll learn the hard way that these politicians don't care about them.
This I have seen. |
Business › Re: CBN Liquidates 20 Banks - NDIC (names) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:07pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Luton (1 - 0) On 11th November 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:00pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Godwin616: Don't be surprised if it ends in a 1-1 draw. Hahahaha I won't o. Manu currently is a poor team.  |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 3:57pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
mariahAngel: A ma'm chi I n'efe?  Ada anyị na-efe otu Chineke. Ya mere, ahụla m ka onye ọjọọ. Ọ bụrụ na ị ga-ama, ọ bụ Chineke kere Setan. Ọ bụ Chineke ya kere eluigwe na ụwa. m na-efekwa ya |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 3:48pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
mariahAngel: Taa gbafuo! You can't withstand my fire.  M regbuo gi n'oku! 🤣 Ada calm down. We are serving the same God who created the world. So calm down. Zukwanike Ada. |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 3:36pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
HellVictorinho6: Dont be 2 daft
She is far richer than you
She wants more ways to enjoy her money
Thats all
She also wanna determine how it goes totally
She wants it based on her own rules
Thats why she has to avoid me
I know what she wants but i cant provide it cuz i cant behave how she wants
I must break her rules since my brain has no space 4 them
Then you can see the world is upside down

She iz a boss
Am insane Demon! Be gone from this life. I say be gone. Don't worry bro, the dark forces shall be banished from your life for good. |
Autos › Re: Clean Toks Sienna Limited 2011 sold by FalseProphet1(m): 1:58pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Sow it as a seed to my ministry, and the Lord will replenish you.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 1:53pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Luton (1 - 0) On 11th November 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:21pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Poor Manu. I see them winning today.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: VAR Finally Lands In Nigeria And Gets Tested During NNL Preseason Game by FalseProphet1(m): 1:19pm On Nov 11, 2023*. Modified: 1:53pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
dominique: Nice one. I wish they had posted photos of the VAR room The VAR room is very dark. There was no light when this report was made, and diesel is very expensive, that's why they couldn't afford to show us the room. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 1:18pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Persephone1: Another attempt at gaslighting 
When everybody knows the most lasting relationship/marriage is between black women and white/, foreign men. You all should take a minute to search who you want to direct your gibberish to before dishing it to avoid sounding foolish.
Next time you travel back to your village, tell this to the ladies and girls there. Thank you. You've become very toxic of recent...you used to be fun loving back then. But currently, your negativity towards men has increased. This is the work of the dark forces. You need spiritual help. Send me a DM and I'll take it upon myself to see that you become the happy and loving girl you used to be. Don't let them destroy you. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Collection of Response in Support of Men To "Why I may not Marry a Nigerian Man" by FalseProphet1(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
The op is based in Nigeria where some of the vilest and toxic girls are located, and she's saying why she won't marry a Nigerian man.
If you don't want to marry a Nigerian man, leave Nigeria first. If you find a foreigner who would be emotionally connected to you and adore you like a Nigerian man, thank your God.
Many Nigerian girls abroad are crying for husbands, some are even coming back home to marry and sponsor their man over there. You're here saying this
Do you think a foreigner would dot over you like a Nigerian? Once they fúck your black pússy, they're done with you. Before you even find one who would commit to you, you'd be in your 40s.
Let him that hath an ear hear.
This I have seen. |
Nairaland General › Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51am On Nov 11, 2023 |
Nlfpmod |
Family › Re: "I Quit My Job To Submit To My Husband" by FalseProphet1(m): 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
mariahAngel: She should just say she's not ambitious. I mean, she's a (wedding) photographer that doesn't even require much time and energy.
Boredom is waiting for her around the corner. Only she should not turnaround to blame the man later. Ada quit your job and come and submit to me and I'll make you happy.  |
Family › Re: Check On Someone Today! by FalseProphet1(m): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
jeromestarks: Imagine the woman in "calm down" video allegedly committed suicide!
People are going through a lot. Depression is real. A single phone call can save a life. Pick up your phone right now and say 'Hi' to that long time friend. To that family member. To that neighbor. To that faithful customer. To that business partner.
The funny thing is that those who are depressed don't even know that depression has set in. A little show of kindness, a little show of concern and a little love is sometimes all it takes to save a dying soul.
Ciao
@ nlfpmod. The problem about checking up on people is that they'll use emotional blackmail to bill the living hell out of you and make you feel like a villain if you don't give them money. This is why most people find it very difficult to check up on people these days. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
No food for lazy man, but lazy girls de chop everyday. Why? 🥴 |
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Business › Re: Check Out This N1.6m Perfume At A Nigerian Shop (pic/video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
I prefer bell to perfume, when you find a bell of 2m, mention me and I'll tell seun to buy it for me. If he doesn't have money, he can use Mynd4.4 six months salary. Mynd is an APC card carrying member so he would not need the salary. Tinubu is paying him very well.
I would use the bell to chase demons away from Nairaland.
This I have seen. |
Business › Re: I Just Lost 400k by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
Persephone1: Like!! any small thing go and buy dollar, go and buy dollar as if they are in control of dollar rate . It's just a chance of luck for those who have money saved in USD already not a business venture. I'm sad Op finally fell for nonsense advise.
Later they will blame their leaders for everything. Hello my run wife who is fighting with me. I want to send you to the UK. Hope you won't leave me at the airport and run away. There is cold and I don't want to freeze to death.  |
Politics › Re: Private Jet Conveying Adebayo Adelabu Crash-Lands In Ibadan, Oyo by FalseProphet1(m): 1:25pm On Nov 04, 2023*. Modified: 1:43pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
I see hungry youths invading the crash site in search of dollars.
This I have seen. |
Culture › Re: Tiv Umbrella Body Heads To Court Over Claim They Entertain Guests With Wives by FalseProphet1(m): 11:39am On Nov 04, 2023 |
pocohantas: No sensible person should believe such story. Just like the story of Ngwa people eating humans. Sounds ludicrous. They do give out their wives to visitors, although it was an age long practice. But they used to do it in the past. |