₦airaland Forum

Aside practicing lawyers not charge and bail, more than 90% of Nigerians (including me) don't know the Constitution.

This I have seen.

She's beautiful, but not my type of woman.

This I have seen.

Well I've been prophesying non stop on my Facebook page, my voice almost crack last night sef. And I've been creating prophetic content with my internet.

Does it pay?

Yes o, it pays provided that all my visions are negative. Nigerians don't respond well to positive prophesies like they do to negative ones.

So negativity pays. I've been making money sha, I'm planning to Japa sef, because hardship is making people beg me to prophesy on credit. Some are still owing me for prophesies I made, and are begging me to prophesy again when they haven't paid me for the ones I prophesied in the past. Country hard.

This I have seen.

Fahvvy:
I'll go back to the early 2000 and get me a sh.it ton of bit coins and then patiently wait till date to contest for richest man in the world with oga Jeff ...

Jeff isn't the richest man in the world. I am, go and check again.

Nice2023:
His real name is Shumudare Olawale Federick u can add Lugard to it.

Ever since Tinubu came into power, begging has increased greatly amongst ronu people.

This I have seen.

EyeCumInPiece:
Why attack someone that has power to cut off Food, Water and Power from you.

That's Muslims for you. Give them food, shelter, accommodation. Once they become comfortable, they'll start killing you.

I heard Israel use to give work permit to Gaza inhabitants to come to Israel and work. Now everything would stop, they'll all become refugees. Depending on UN support for survival. All because their religion told them to hate and kill non Muslims.

This I have seen.

AngelicBeing:
FalseProphet1 needs to undergo serious Deliverance Prayers as a result of his multiple amorous relationship with Temi, Chisom, Mercy the lady he slept with at Benin and she later appeared with a calabash in FalseProphet1 room at Nsukka, Queen mother and several women in his diary although he claimed that it is a fictional story but l think it is not fictional and that is why, l have decided to send him to the Sahara desert Fasting expedition for 7000 days, with midnight prayers as well in the desert, so that the chains of Marine Powers tying him down can be broken, A Raven and a Dove will bring 3slice 🍞, a cup ☕ of honey and millk daily for FalseProphet1 to break his fast

😏

mariahAngel:
Onye amuma-ugha, I'm suspecting you.

You don't have too. I'm not a criminal.

mariahAngel:
With what? Marine powers?

Did you hear me say marine power. Ada why do you like jumping into conclusion. 😏

Besides God created the world. The whole of creation belongs to him, so even that marine power you despise belongs to him. 🙄

AngelicBeing:
No, I mistakenly put a sad emoji but rather l want all the criminal terrorist in Gaza and all criminal terrorist in Nigeria to be grounded to powder and dust by the Rock of Ages in Jesus Name Amen

Looks like you're a pastor. Come let me empower you.

AngelicBeing:
Hian

You wanted Palestine to win? 🙄

Tell her that you use firewood to cook, and she won't bother you again.

This I have seen.

I see Israel winning this war.

This I have seen.

It is very wrong. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

Jovialjune1:
At the bolded so you know it's 70%, what if I'm among the 30% that didn't get help and gifts through romantic affection?

Sometimes I wonder how most Nigerian men think, must there be romantic affection before someone gets help or gifts from anyone? No wonder one of you went to disgrace himself abroad by asking his female roommate if she was a virgin, to the extent that some of you kept on asking why opposite genders abroad are roommates on that thread, embarrassing Nigerians in the process, that's why the western world will continue to be better than us because anything that has to do with both genders, they dont think sex, romance, and "horniness", they think logically on how it will impact their society positively.

I was being logical that's why I said 70% but you saying 99% is illogical.

Besides aside your family, siblings and some friends, it's almost impossible to receive gifts from people without any strings attached.

You know want am saying is true you just want to argue.

Jovialjune1:
Get sense, must male admirers spend on females?

No wonder it is difficult for men to help their fellow men, because same men find it hard to believe female help themselves, conquered humans with moral deficiencies.

Romantic affection contributes to over 70% of spendings. Unless there's an emergency or something similar.

Nobody who isn't your parent or sibling would just wake up and start throwing money at you unless there's a romantic relationship going on between you two.

So if you're claiming that 99% of people spending on you are females it clearly means that either you're lying or you're a lesbian with no male admirers.

pansophist:
One time I lodged in an hotel that has an event hall on the ground floor. A girl was celebrating her birthday with her friends there, not more than 15 guests.

There was also just one guy in the guest who I assume is her boyfriend. They were all talking and eating and having fun, until it was time for the celebrant to dance.

As she was dancing, only that one guy went to her and sprayed her cash. The girls were just busy dancing with their phones out and taking pictures for social media, but didn't spray a single naira.

Me and my brother was just laughing. Just goes to show that women have lots of friends, but they don't turn up for each other, while men may have few friends, but you can count on them.

Those girls came to that party with the intention of meeting guys who would spend on them. That's the way most Nigerian girls reason. Any outing for them is a means to hook one maga.

Jovialjune1:
I've received help from my gender than males, in fact 99% of gifts I've received are from females, so false prophet where did you get your statistics from? Oluwole abi

Lamba.

99% indeed.

So all your male admirers don't spend on you abi?

It means you're a lesbian.

mariahAngel:
As it was in the days of Adam, The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
They hardly take responsibility for their actions/decisions.

The woman manipulated the man to eat the apple. Adam wouldn't have eaten it on his own. Satan knew it that's why he went to the woman. And because Adam loved his wife, he just accepted it and ate.

mariahAngel:
The question should be why do most guys find it difficult (make that very difficult) to help their fellow guys in dire need?
Instead, they'd rather help females (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Why, huh?

Guys! Make una dey try help una fellow man.

Because the women manipulate them. That's what I'm saying.

Rather than manipulate a man into helping you, why can't they ask their fellow women.

Mynd44:
I have a theory.

It sounds ridiculous but are we sure the tiktok handler isn't a Real Madrid fan who wants Osimhen angry enough to want to leave Napoli and go to Madrid?

Crazy theory sha

I see you becoming a prophet, I see seun donating a very large bell to you for ringing, I see you prophesying on Nairaland front page in the coming weeks.

This I have seen.

If they're not generous to themselves, why should we be generous to them with our hard earned money.

I see Lagos girls walking nàked in the coming weeks, I see sex starved guys handling their breasts, I see the police picking up these girls under the guise of safe keeping to go and press their breasts and nyash in their stations.

I see the price of condoms skyrocketing, I see youths protesting about the increment of condoms, I see Tinubu sharing free condoms as palliatives, I see the youths promising to vote for him for 2nd term.

This I have seen.

I read through this thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/7865518/theres-nothing-wrong-asking-girl

And saw how some girls were emotionally attacking the op.

Life is a trade, no one would throw away his hard earned money unless he's getting some form of value.

This leaves the question, why do girls find it difficult to ask their fellow girls for financial assistance as they do to men?

Cc nlfpmod.

Before you pay that rent just know that you can double it by 2 odds on Bet9ja. 😁

Most Nigerians are entitled and have bad manners.


This I have seen.

Nigeria shouldn't be on that list. Having wealth and making the proceedings of that wealthy available for the common man are two different things entirely.

This I have seen.

I see a simp renting a shop for her, I see her cheating on the simp, I see the simp coming to social media to cry.

This I have seen.

I'll buy 5 before the end of the year.

This I have seen.

Niger will be great again.

This I have seen.

Just buy a bell and keep on your dashboafd. Whenever a bribe taking policeman stops you, bring out the Bell and ring it rigorously saying, by the powers beyond beyond and the powers above above, depart thee thence from this spot.

The police would be hypnotized and go home. He'll regain his senses after 3 days. Do it and thank me later.

This I have seen.