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Family › Re: Lebanese Kids Cry In Airport As Their Kenyan Nanny Leaves (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:23am On Dec 03, 2023
I see USA giving her green card, I see her opening a nanny agency in the US. I see her becoming a millionaire in dollars.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 7:50am On Dec 03, 2023
Jjhunt:
The are still little decency in the north at list i feat see good wife marry sha...
The only problem I have with the north is their religion.
Romance › Re: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 7:49am On Dec 03, 2023
luminouz:
Here comes balaratie the chief Simp of NL. I knew you'd come here.

Yamayama fall on your bald head dia
Just ignore him.
Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:48pm On Dec 02, 2023
just2endowed:
converet 10k to presenbt value>

80k sim
It was 30k sef when it came out. MTN reduced theirs to 10k because of glo.
Romance › Re: What Should I Do To This Man That Scammed Me? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:20pm On Dec 02, 2023
phintohlar:
Wetin pain me now na say i take my time read this rubbish
Someone's pain is rubbish to you. Don't worry, very soon you'll experience what he experienced.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Orezi Speaks On Losing His N300M House To Fire( Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him buying another house.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by FalseProphet1(m):
18 years. I bought my MTN Sim in 2005. Then the sim pack came in a disc plate. They were selling it 10k.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pope John Paul II Visited Abacha And His Family In Abuja In 1998 - Photos by FalseProphet1(m):
I see the current pope visiting Tinubu, I see agbado urchins celebrating his visit all over Nigeria, I see them adding it to Tinubu's accomplishment.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: ₦1,200 Tuber Of Yam In Ibadan (Pictured) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03am On Dec 02, 2023
This is the consequences of voting in bad leaders. I see Nigeria becoming great again.

This I have seen.
Science/Technology › Re: Say Something About This Generator. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26am On Dec 01, 2023
You will become a generator repairer over night.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Governor Alia Delivers 100 Buses For Transport In Benue State [Photos] by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26am On Dec 01, 2023
These benue links drivers are really reckless. They're even worse than peace mass drivers. I remember some years back when I entered benue links, it wasn't funny, if not that I'm a prophet with the ability to see the future, I would have died that day.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Anambra Says 98,000 Persons Are Living With HIV/AIDS by FalseProphet1(m): 10:17am On Dec 01, 2023
Nazgul:
I still believe this HIV nonsense is a myth.

If HIV was as real as they made us believe, by now the whole would would be positive cos people are getting hornier each day.

Imagine only 98k people in the whole Anambra. When Awka alone sef supposed reach 1m.

I still don't believe HIV is real.
Hiv is real bro. I've personally cured several people who came to me for prayers.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 5:20pm On Nov 29, 2023
baralatie:
Wil youl tell your daughter to sacrifice her prime for a Nigerian man🤔🤔
My daughter would use her prime to develop herself. And no jumping from díck to díck.

When she's ready to marry and meet a responsible man, she'll get married.
Romance › Re: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 11:54am On Nov 28, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Good advice but how guyman wan take find responsible young banny these days when e be say all of dem don dey find joy in hook-upism and sugar-daddyship angry
They're there the problem is this when most guys meet them, they would just want sex from them. Then go and marry the useless ones.
Politics › Re: What Akeredolu Said About Yar'adua While He Was Sick (Throwback) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:45am On Nov 28, 2023
This is why I don't prophesy anyhow. I make only geninue prophesies. And so far, they've all come to pass.

So my words can't hunt me.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 11:40am On Nov 28, 2023
OZIOGU1:
My brother except the ones unborn or below 10yrs, what we currently have in Nigeria is dustbin, all of them yahoo boiz don use them
They're still good girls out there.
Romance › Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by FalseProphet1(op): 10:33am On Nov 28, 2023
When a woman's biological clock starts ticking she'll start looking to settle with the nearest chump. Don't let that be you. Choose a girl who would sacrifice her prime for you not one who wasted hers sleeping around.

Don’t be that man.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:32am On Nov 28, 2023
Any man wey knack pass 2 round no get mind to make money ..you got too much time on your hands and such people dey go broke.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:27pm On Nov 27, 2023
Life is too short to Commit suicide , Be patience you will die soon. 🥴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54pm On Nov 25, 2023
Okoroawusa:
For the first time
It's not the first time. Many have been coming to pass. I just wanted everyone to see this particular one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:37pm On Nov 25, 2023
FalseProphet1:
I see arsenal going top of the league today.

This I have seen.
My prophecy came to pass...
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:30pm On Nov 25, 2023
Marriage no easy oo. Since 5am my neighbour just Dey shout "Listen to me, just listen to me, can you just listen to me". 🥴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:25pm On Nov 25, 2023
I see arsenal going top of the league today.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Landlord’s Son Stabs Tenant To Death Over Parking Space by FalseProphet1(m): 4:15pm On Nov 25, 2023
I see that useless murderer dying in his sleep.

This I have seen.

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