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Gbadugbakun:
I nominate falseprophet1. If he say he Sabi do am, he Sabi do am.

Accepted

@ Seun
I'm interested.

I'm a very dedicated member and I promise to discharge my duties spiritually and physically.

This I have seen.

Agwala.

folake4u:
For the first time, I will agree with you.

This I have seen.

This is a positive progress. The spirit is working.

You can become my member. Your tithes would be beneficial for my spiritual work.

May the force be with you.

This I have seen.

So many women lost their stars during this past Christmas in the bed of strange men. Worst part is before end of January, those men won't pick your calls again.

To To

This I have seen.

Don't waste that girl's time if you know you're not ready to marry her. Just continue sleeping with the unserious girls in your life.

If you bring her to Lagos for the sole purpose of sleeping with her and discarding her after, your life would be miserable.

This I have seen.

I'm not a fan of Nigerian movies. It's like I'll start patronizing them.

This I have seen.

Prophesying free for people. From 2024, it's pay before service.

Next year is going to be a money making year for me.

This I have seen.

DDIA:
E be like Siofra, Jennyclay, magnolia, ishilove hack into this your prophecy oh!

My brother, I've changed it. They actually fired an arrow against me. But it has been destroyed. 🤕

Only a fóol would choose a manipulative girlfriend over his mom who stood with him though thick and thin.

This I have seen.

Send me you account number. Nothing works faster on Nigerian girls like that statement.

This I have seen.

This is where your faith comes into play, wash and put the rice into your pot the prophesy to it...

Say the following words...Oh ye rice, transform thine self into fried rice thereof with assorted meats and chicken.

You must say it with confidence and at the top of your voice. I would also recommend that you get a bell and ring when you're doing this prophet exercise, don't bother about your husband, your kids or your neighbours, just do it with confidence in your heart and the raw rice would transform and become fried rice.

This I have seen.

Question!

You have a neighbor who sells fresh tomatoes in the market. But this neighbor is such a sweet neighbor to you that you can leave your house open when she is around. You even drop your kids with her every time you are going out. Your kids and hers are friends.

Now, you want to make a Christmas stew which you will dish to your friends, neighbors and visitors. You planned to buy fresh tomatoes worth N3,000. And you had told her you would be buying "good" tomatoes for your stew. She assured you that she has very good tomatoes.

On getting to the market, there were 3 tomato sellers. Your neighbor was at the middle. But her tomatoes is simply bad. The other two sellers are selling tomato Jos, strong, big and red like those apples they sell N650. And they are damn attractive. And this is just what you want. Due to how big they are, the sellers have them 5 pieces for N500.

But your neighbor's tomatoes are these ones grown by local women in gardens, which usually have this yellow to faded green colors. They are grouped into 7 pieces for N500. They are the size of N50 onions and they are simply no match for these Jos tomatoes. You know for sure that what you need is these unblemish tomatoes from Jos so as to make a worthy and tasty stew.

And as you were coming, your neighbor excited shaded the other sellers to clear road, "that's my neighbor coming".

What will you do on seeing this?
Who will you buy from?

I see a simp Marrying he before Easter next year, I see the simp taking her to the Bahamas for honeymoon, I see them splitting in less than 2 years.

This I have seen.

ForChrist1:
Wait, the story isn't real?

Did I say it isn't real?

Do you know what it takes to assimilate ideas and events you experienced over 30 years ago? E no easy my brother.

If you believe the op, you can believe anything.

This I have seen.

yomi007k:


You go collect tortoise?

How dare you.

Dyfynezz12:
Wetin u want use beautiful girls do?

I want to speak to their wombs.

Palazee:
Merry Christmas to you too


But FalseProphet1 you haven't told us what you have seen for 2024

Patience my friend, all would be revealed in no time.

This I have seen.

There is a false message circulating social media that I Falseprophet1 has stop accepting Christmas gifts. I want to come out and denounce such publication as this is the work of my envious enemies. I've already called down fire on them. I can never reject the gift of hard working people because it's a sin.

Therefore I want you to note that I accept the following....

Cash gifts, local or foreign currency, all kinds of animals whether wild or domestic, all kinds of drinks, beautiful girls, properties, cars, buses, lorries, trailers, tanker...etc, clothes, perfumes, electronics...etc.

You can start sending and may the force be with you. Merry Christmas.

This I have seen.

It's a living shame.

This I have seen.

That was during the days of PDP when there wasn't anything like tribalism in Nigeria. You can work with anyone and they'll support you with everything they have.

APC ruined all that with their divide and rule politics. Today before anyone thinks of helping you, he'll first look at your name to see if you share the same ethnicity.

I see those who destroyed this country dying before the first quarter of next year.

This I have seen.

If you don't Japa you would regret it.

This I have seen.

I see babangida joining his ancestors next year.

This I have seen.

Every Nigerian from Tinubu to the least person on the street is a thief. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

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