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No matter how powerful, wise, religious, smart and brave a man could be, he could be molested by even d weak.....this life is so cruel.

I hope dis isn't another method for 'population control' by d gov't?.....and if not then it is time we call upon our traditional FBI, CSI, NYPD, SSS, Incorruptable police (sango, ogun, sapanà, amadiohâ, obatäla, òlukoso, esu et.c) they ar more effective.

We should all get down on our knees to beg all those old witches living in d village to free our success.

tissot84: hmmm so bad. i feel for them. Gosh

I think our government are irresponsible.
Questions to be answered
1) where is nigeria airways
2) where is nitel
3) where is Federal Government Colleges
4) Where is Nig. railway
5) and so on

(SOLD)

NOW IT IS NEPA AKA PHCN

THEN NEXT IS NNPC

I WISH U ALL THE BEST IN SELLING THE NATION

i will answeret u.
1. Replaced by virgin airline, emirate, British airways, (even Dana).et.c
2. Replaced by MTN, GLO, etí-sala et.c.
3. Replaced by kinsey Academy college ilorin, Roemichs int.college.
4. Replaced by *thinking* i don't knw.
5. We will all be replaced by white people.
But i some how support privatization coz' we are better under our colonia masters.

As a true Nigerian, i'm use to darkness....can't cope wif 24/7 electricity.
*crying like àjebutà*

The level of death by dis retiriees will be on d increase..... Many of them can't cope under private system.

Kelvinj: [b]
Letter To Nigerian Ladies

Dear ladies, Firstly, if you are still struggling to find a husband at an old age it's simply because you are looking for a perfect man. Something might be wrong with you. Now, check your propaganda

Magazine tells you that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely? Is it that there’s something wrong with about 70million African men OR there is something wrong with one African Woman? You Ladies certainly will not get into a blissful matrimony if u re always hanging out with your so call girlfriends every night at a beer palour or bar waiting for a guy to buy you a drink & take you home afterwards. Drinking yourself to stupor every Friday & Saturday night does not exactly make you look like a marriage material. You want a man?...invest in a good wardrobe & dress responsibly not like a mad person.

When a man comes to you, smile & be polite, even if he does not fit your mental image of ur kind of man. Ladies, stop coming to relationship with a chip on your shoulder. If you believe all men are bad & all men are Dogs, then it will become a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect! You say you can't marry a blue collar guy like a mechanic or carpenter, Now if a carpenter was good enough to marry Mary mother of the Jesus Christ, why isn't one good enough for you?

Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he has the potentials to be. Wat’s the point of being beaten to a pulp every night by some rich, good looking and non caring man? Do u want a future where you will sit in a traffic in your BMW X6, GUCCI sunglasses covering your swollen eyes and u look out of d window and see a happy couple in a keke napep holding hands and laughing like newly wedded couple even after 12 years of marriage.

Please don’t fake pregnancy or get pregnant to trap him, e no dey work again joor! Ur perfect man is out there, believe, work ƞ pray and you will get him.

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u sound like a mature guy who is ready for marriage but no financial ability....i like ur style of coffession.....so help us God.

Kelvinj: [b]
Letter To Nigerian Ladies

Dear ladies, Firstly, if you are still struggling to find a husband at an old age it's simply because you are looking for a perfect man. Something might be wrong with you. Now, check your propaganda

Magazine tells you that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely? Is it that there’s something wrong with about 70million African men OR there is something wrong with one African Woman? You Ladies certainly will not get into a blissful matrimony if u re always hanging out with your so call girlfriends every night at a beer palour or bar waiting for a guy to buy you a drink & take you home afterwards. Drinking yourself to stupor every Friday & Saturday night does not exactly make you look like a marriage material. You want a man?...invest in a good wardrobe & dress responsibly not like a mad person.

When a man comes to you, smile & be polite, even if he does not fit your mental image of ur kind of man. Ladies, stop coming to relationship with a chip on your shoulder. If you believe all men are bad & all men are Dogs, then it will become a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect! You say you can't marry a blue collar guy like a mechanic or carpenter, Now if a carpenter was good enough to marry Mary mother of the Jesus Christ, why isn't one good enough for you?

Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he has the potentials to be. Wat’s the point of being beaten to a pulp every night by some rich, good looking and non caring man? Do u want a future where you will sit in a traffic in your BMW X6, GUCCI sunglasses covering your swollen eyes and u look out of d window and see a happy couple in a keke napep holding hands and laughing like newly wedded couple even after 12 years of marriage.

Please don’t fake pregnancy or get pregnant to trap him, e no dey work again joor! Ur perfect man is out there, believe, work ƞ pray and you will get him.

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u sound like a mature guy who is ready for marriage but no financial ability....i like ur style of coffession.....so help us God.

The angel is simply relocating position from the Northern part into the western part of Nigeria, can't u all see its traveling bag?

This is d benefit of witch-craft in our police force. Thank God.

I regret sharing thesame Nationality and continent with loosers like u all.
No wonder Micheal Jackson had to go change colour.

Lucky man....he must have been fed wit fried rice, chicken and Don simon.....thank God it wasn't boko haram.

teminoni: There have been reported threats on mosques, including shootings and bombings, but I have not heard of any casualties what so ever. The muslim worshipers are always saved by one mysterious obstacle or 'premature' explosion before getting to the mosque.

What I'm trying to say is churches are attacked and there are dead worshipers. Mosques are attacked but there is never a single dead worshiper.

I think this is just a tactic by boko haram to make us think mosques are being attacked by christians so they have the right to attack more churches. Or they are trying to cause confusion and thus, a religious war.

Plz I stand to be corrected if wrong.

u are wrong and u ar stúpid, u only wish for equal level of death abi?
Ur mouth self dey smell.

Jobless people too dey post 'intresting' 'wonderful' 'multi-milloring' 'happy' cheerful' et.c.....i will not beat u if u ar jobless.

I av never in my life believed in all dis things, it is only dis stupid MTN network dat use to steal my money....olodumaré punish them.

Stop abusing dis woman, she only did the right thing by sending the boy to a more saver place than Nigeria.
Can't u think?

God help me bless my future wife, Help me protect her sexy body from other foolish guys, if she's still a virgin then let me be the cheif launcher. Let her parents be very rich, let her face be like Nandia Buahri and let her nyash be as s'exy as Nicki Minaj, make her brilliant, make her speak good english, let her be good in bed,let her be fruteful....in jesus name i've prayed...amen.

Truly, i don't see Nigeria winning any medals.

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*VAMPIRE mode activated*
it sucks to live tooo long no matter how rich u ar......i will celebrate my 560 years birthday on 22 of dis month.
I'm tired already....

Show me ur music station and i can tell the kind of person you are.
If u dey watch sound-city(just like me)...then u be correct person 99.9%
if u dey watch Nigezie(like our house-maid) u be local champion.
If u dey watch kennis-music(like my dog) u be........

Why do dis christians see themselves as Angels who never hurt people and tag muslims as terrorists.....evil lives in every man.
Don't kill Alkapino.

Trully dis lawyers av got their rights to sue GEJ but he should be respected as president.

Many of u on dis NairaLand ar vexing me......common 20,000 u neva get and u still dey degrade ur dangote driving opportunity.

Debeloved87: This is incredibly insane, did i studied in the university for a good number of years just to become a truck driver, dangote must be having a brain tumour to look down on graduates like this, this vacancy for graduate its a complete shame and embarrassment to the Nigeria educational system..Dangote should be jailed for this..and however let him, his wife and children go for their stupid training and drive their on truck on the deathtrap nigerian roads..mteew

if they will pay me 200,000 monthly i will gladly slap my stupid boss and tell him 'u ar fired'

I will collect d money from him and go eat cheap and good food in 'iya yusuf' resturant.

justwise: http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/sitecontent/newsarticles/2012/july/46-student-arrival

u forgot to tell the students never to come back to Nigeria due to Boko haram, Kidnappers, and witch-crafts from wicked step mothers.

Most Nigeria babes nowadayz read alot of romantic novels and moviez coz' they hardly get treated the way they ought to.....most Naija guyz aren't romantic....boyz ar nt smiling.

Boyloaf: sometime around december 2009, my gf who av dated for 4years was abt to crumble my hrt!
Firstly, she went out clubbin wit a new toaster n called me around 12am dat she was comin to my place after clubbin, meanin i shud stay awake 2 open d gate to my compound; she came 30mins after d call n i allowed her in. I calmly xplained to her how hurtin i was due to her recent actions n at d end of my speech, i told her ''I LOVE U'', she did nt respond, i repeated d quoted phrase, then she shouted at me sayin ''AND SO WAT?''
Secondly, i went to see her at her crib, met her already dressed n ready to go out, asked her where she was up to, and she said ''a show'', i asked wit who? She did nt respond, then i said i came to spend weekend wit her, but she wasn't concerned abt dat, she got out of d room, asked me out n locked her door, as i was tryin to plead her to remember how far we've come togeda, while holdin her hands, unxpectedly, she turned around n pushed me n i fell to d ground like a baby, ''SMH'' hurtin my arms in d process, afterwhich i allowed her to go for her show wit whoeva. After sometime minutes of her departure , she sent an apology text but i did nt bother to reply.
Thirdyly, we were togeda at my place, d toaster called her fone, n she asked him to drive down to my area, went out to meet wit him, i followed her to where d guy was, n asked her there n then to choose between me n d guy who she wanted to follow, n shockinly, she chosed d guy, n i left n went into my apartment. That was how d relationship ended.
BUT after some months, she came bak begin me to accept her bak dat it was d devil's hand work. But as usual, i calmly told her, it was too late to apologise.

if God ask me to kill u wit a single bullet i swear i will waste seven bullets on u...... U ar too foolish to be smart, i Bleep galz and not galz fu'cking wit me coz i'm a 9ja breed.

Pls i'm a new comer to lagos and i hope Fashola hasn't made any laws guiding the lagos air-space coz i drive around in my helicopter.