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As i log-in my 2go yesterday na so my heart dey beat faster.....but i kept encouraging my self by saying 'nothing is more worst than being a Nigeria'

i regret wasting my 5MB downloading this stupid song.....the music no sweet at all.....even national anthem sweet pass am self

when i woke up this morning i was expecting another BAD new......but fortunately for me,i saw this.....
when will all these BULLshit stop@

Females love dis type of topic, they wil quickly contribute....... My defination of true love is 'having good se'x without kondom' and trusting each other.

I beg you all in God's name not to insult each others religion....GOD created many religions for d purpose of worshiping Him in various ways.
God Bless Nigeria
God Bless Nigerians!!

just wait for her to release another movie very soon titled MY ACCIDENT AT EPE
thougfh i"M very sorry to here this.....hope she didn"t die?

i thought i was older than this small boy......HBD to the star boy

......NOT AFTER SHE HAS MADE A GOOD TASTE OF THE LONG SAUSAGE,TWO EGGS AND DROPs OF MILK(pls don't imaging)

Many Nigerians will surely have problem with 24/7 power supply since we ar nt use to it....for example i like to hear people shout 'UP NEPA!!!' it brings me joy.

My Big Boss(illitrate) use to speak some bloody english, he use to write his vacancies like dis:
'SAEL BOY IS NEDEED HER, APLY IN PASON, SALARY IS ATRATIV'.... I even uploaded d sign post on my facebook

I once had a boss who always say to me 'what is d relationship btw u and my daughter' 'i don't like u looking at my daughter like that' 'must u always ask for salary everymonth?'
my boss is a womanizer, he once dated my girl fwend telling me i'm too small to keep one.

NL is obviously filled wit bad belle people.....wizkid is a star and u've gotta admit it.....TIWA has d most sexxxiest leg like a real yoruba babe.

Christian, muslim or Afrelist....i don't give a Bleep where u belong, we can only defeat dis bastards when we are all united no matter ur tribe or religion.

My Yoruba people talk sey 'the palace wey burn,na additional beauty e go add ontop'

Who wan enter 'Bettings'?..... I go drop 7k....one year from now light neva stable....if u ar against dis motion then drop ur money.

Do u remember 'SUGAR GIRL who got lost.
I wish i could just go back into my childhood days.... Thanks guyz for those memories.

Amebozz and Aprokozz i command u all to shut-up.
Why must u get jealous whenever u see cute faces on ur phone?
If dem f*uk themselfs na wetin concern u all....its a free world.

I keep asking myself..... Why was i even born as a Nigerian?
Ghana don dey beta pass Naija, very soon we go dey play visa lottery enter ghana....chai!!! God forbid bad thing,

I keep asking myself..... Why was i even born as a Nigerian?

What is LAGOS?
It sounds like a sought of canadian Jungle.

pek: but that is a sentence!

that was a political WORD

This is why Nigeria can't progress, we always follow DEMOCRACY a law meant only for pot-belly politicians.....if i have the military power i should av killed otedola,farouk and any bastard involved.

You can grab ur copy of the award winning movie (Farouk Vs Otedola season 2) in any political shop near you.....viewers political disgression is allow.

It is now obvious that our leaders are trying hard to distract attension of the masses away from the original subsidy probe.
Very soon we won't hear of otedola and farouk's case any more.
I don suffer....

Thank God i'm not a Nigeria, otherwise i would have killed myself instead of comiting sucide with all these calamities around....guyz hw una dey coping?

The suspect will soon escape or get killed....i trust my police force.

The question u should all ask urselfs is wat job awaites dis poor man after jail.....he will rather be a rich boko haram than a poor true naija citizen....GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

God has His reasons for everything He creates.... And God does not make mistakes.
This is just a message telling you how lucky you are to have been born perfect.....GOD I THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE.

I'm serious, Nigeria is under a curse.....GOD why did u even created me into this somalia-in-disguise??
I wonder wat will happen before i wake up.....maybe the president might have gone missing.

I will go for test immediatelly the cure is found..... Tèsti kò éxamù ni

My question might look funny but seriously why can't we use spiritual means(juju or black powers) to distroy boko haram.....abeg no abuse me, i only want the best for my country.
If Arsenal eventually do not come to Nigeria....yepaaa!!! i will go on spiritual war with boko haram.

These corrupt old academicians will now begin to say 'you the youths are the future of tomorrow'
seriously i think it is high time we the youth stage a mini revolution against cooperate, legal and academic theft....long live the Nigeria youth!!