₦airaland Forum

They should make media adverts and even hand-bills, promo, ramadan bonanza...e.g... (have sex for 2 night and pay for one night).
They can do a door-to-door advert e.g
ASHAWO: Good day madam
WIFE: good day lady and hw may i help u?
ASHAWO: Pls ma is ur husband in?
WIFE: no he isn't bt u can tell me wat ever it is.
ASHAWO: Tell ur husband Mr. Olu that we've given him discount for every sexx in this month.

Abeg make una no abuse dis poor girlz, most of them have no jobs and can't steal, they also have to eat and go to school.
This is self-empowerment with the lowest capital and besides most men(ur fathers) patronizes dis girls.....plz don't tell ur mom.
I blame the bad economic system of Nigeria.

In my own view somalia is the most expensive place coz' u will pay for food wit ur life.

This is Naija version of PRISON BREAK, the gov't will frame anybody they wish to....i just hope dat man has a smart brother like micheal scorlfield to get him out.

God abeg, make me a rich person....money sweet for body.
I rather get rich or pakurumø while trying.
Olodumaré punish poverty for my life.

Let him go beg his step-mother in d village and he should buy along with him 40kola nuts, 5kegs of palm wine, 2black she-goats, 1he-goat of any colour, 22yards of red wrapper, 6white fowls, 1bottle of dry gin, and lastly he should give her 60,000 to appeace her.
That is d only solution for him.

Pls what do u mean?
Coz' d question doesn't understand me.

With over 150million population....we still dey loose for common table-peniis.....

Its a pity, Mr.Branson is still trying hard to keep his VIRGINity.....why our leaders ar trying to Bleep him up.

10 over 10: Haaaaah!! Can't stop laughing..u mean nigerian politicians are far ahead and more devilish than the devil himself

The Devil only showed Nigeria politicians how to be corrupt....but was suprise to see they've gone far ahead.

Sharap!!!...What ar u all happy about?.....most of the players ar Tokunbo$ who got trained abroad.

If Nigeria wins one Gold,even d Angels of God will shout 'GOD!! we think there is a mistake somewhere'

Even the Devil himself would be very suprise at the rate of our corruption and must have learnt never to compete with Nigeria leaders.

In America whr i come from, there is a central emergency number '911' which is very easy and effective but coming home to my Nigeria for d past 2year i see nothing of such.....big shame!!

If all females in the world go about without an artificial hair,i might surely have turned gay due to lack of er'ection

Most of u on NL ar one way or the other guilty of spoiling ur own country's image wit bad words or actions.
Its time we think positively of ourselves and make amends.

Can u imagine 25 armed men with a lot of weapons break through ur windows,roofs and doors just to watch UEFA champions league final?

Unilorin cancels post-utme.
Lady Gaga ft. Terry.G
obasanjo wed Rihana
Nollywood releases world best movie.
New fuel price is 10naira p/l.
Chris brown ft. Iya Aladuke
IBB becomes nigerias president.
GEJ won the election for second term.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Rolls Royce wasnt meant to be seen like toyota or honda in the first place but I love it because I have seen it and know about it.I know someone who has five of it and anytime I see him drive around,i keep falling more.

Btw,I advise you go for a Chrysler Emmy or Escalade when you intend to get married.[/quote]why must u tell d world that my father has 5 Rolls Royce?....so u can't even keep secret.

These ar the reasons why i love naija....there must always be an event to amaze u.
Being a nigerian u don't need to pay for comedy show.

U all ar boring me up wit thesame answers in different ways.
The truth is dat if ur WOMAN is too demanding then she is real and loves u.

The is a living testimony of a man's joystick (it intoxicates d females)

Why must u guyz blame ALL MUSLIMS for the actions of some few idio'ts who we assume to be muslims.
And besides, the planting of bomb could be done by any evil-minded person from any religion for a selfish cause,eg political, tribal, personal enimity et.c.
Christians, Muslims, Afrelist, we all serve one God.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA(NS).

If this guy is lucky to be emplowed in a big company through this act, then many unemplowed will do worst act like him by sharing hand-bills.
Here is a graduate selling plantain(pics)....in Ghana.

Let me explain the headline
The LASMA was chasing the car from behind and he got tire and died wit blood gushing out from his body.

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]Be careful what you wish for .[/quote]broz abeg, na how u wan take comot dis world, is it through
gun,
fire,
hanging,
poison,
stabing,
famours brief illness,
or through Se'x?

If u ever try it in my 'BETTER BY FAR' (GREAT UNILORIN) u will face Tanke(expel).

Sagytarius: wrong use of words. It's DEFUSE and not DETONATE. Haba!

Defuse oo!
Detonate oo!
Dead body no dey speak english.

I pray some day to die like this....wat sought of death could be more heroic and better?
Now i knw those women that killed my grandfather and lied to us that he was poison in his dreams.

Nowadayz, the ratio of GOOD news to BAD news in Nigeria is 5:95
If any of you have really experienced d effect of real war(not moviez) then u will never wish for one.
God Bless NIGERIA(ns).