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HealthRe: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by farem: 1:42pm On Apr 24, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

That is why Me dey always flush toilet before i sit down put
I must make sure i flush whether he clean or not i must flush first.

But wait o. Why lay so much emphasis on my snakes? There are other dangerous reptiles. The way when people take dey see snake ehnnn. Snakes nor dey dangerous like that o.
Na beautiful python own dey pain me pass. We too dey kill python
The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Lets learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack and to defend. They only swallow small animals
If you keep your cool, a human - python cohabitation is very possible.



Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake
All this epistle can be managed in a line and we will understand you:
Those Snakes are your ancestors!
HealthRe: 108 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 981, 197 Discharged, 31 Deaths by farem: 6:27am On Apr 24, 2020
AIT1:
I'm starting to have a rethink as regards this Covid19 cases in Nigeria. It is either the government is over- reporting or under-reporting this cases. I'm not convinced they are sincere with the figures, I might be wrong though.

But this is my take:

The Corona Virus in Nigeria is not as Lethal as we were made to believe. The late Abba Kyari came back to Nigeria March 14 and was diagnosed of the disease March 24, he attended several conferences, APC meetings and also led a delegation to the Kogi state Governor to greet him for the demise of his Mother amongst other things he did Within the 10 days.

Now, no single person was infected by the Late COS from the records, and the only record we have of someone infecting another person is Atiku son that infected the Bauchi Governor.

Hence, I believe all this hullabaloo about the spread of the disease here is weak. We've been on lockdown for about 25 days and we have barely tested 10,000 persons. It's obvious the government is not ready to do mass testing and the cases reported kept rising, so of what use is the Lockdown? What's the objectives of the Total Lockdown?

The government just need to devise any other mechanism for curbing this disease; a total lockdown cannot be sustained.

We were told the virus symptoms and it's complications will start showing after 14 days, since we've been at home how many people has fallen ill suddenly or died unexpectedly in each of our areas across the country. All of us sha can never be asymptomatic.

If they want to share the money, they should go and share it, they should leave us to go and continue our hustle. We are not able to sleep at night, vigilante up and down.

My Verdict: The lockdown should be partial, people can move around with facemask and any other thing to protect themselves. Schools, mosques, churches can still hold on. People are broke and hunger is real!
Lie! Where did Kaduna, Oyo State and one or two other governors contract it. What of three Aides in kyari's office?
You just decided to choose the ignorance that sprout from your prejudice.
That's all!
TravelRe: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by farem: 4:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
Show us Ajegunle, I wan check something.
Your own apartment?
No way! Don't ruin the good show!
CrimeRe: Wael Jerro: Lebanese Arrested For Offering To Sell Trafficked Nigerian Girl by farem: 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2020
References:
Follow up to these threads, about the Lebanese who offered to sell a trafficked Nigerian girl

https://www.nairaland.com/5808066/lady-calls-out-lebanese-man

https://www.nairaland.com/5808254/manhunt-begins-lebanese-offered-sell#88703082

The Lebanese Government has arrested the man named Wael Jerro.

This was announced by Abike Dabiri-Erewa.

https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1253265689634394112?s=19

https://twitter.com/nidcom_gov/status/1253268011227758592?s=19

https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1253266316670251009?s=19[/quote]Abike Dabiri is actually the defactor foreign affairs minister. The other old one has been pre-infected with COVID-19 Covid-15 since 2015 in the mouth whenever Nigerians are maltreated abroad.
CrimeRe: Wael Jerro: Lebanese Arrested For Offering To Sell Trafficked Nigerian Girl by farem: 1:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
References:
Follow up to these threads, about the Lebanese who offered to sell a trafficked Nigerian girl

https://www.nairaland.com/5808066/lady-calls-out-lebanese-man

https://www.nairaland.com/5808254/manhunt-begins-lebanese-offered-sell#88703082

The Lebanese Government has arrested the man named Wael Jerro.

This was announced by Abike Dabiri-Erewa.


https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1253265689634394112?s=19



https://twitter.com/nidcom_gov/status/1253268011227758592?s=19


https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1253266316670251009?s=19[/quote]Abike Dabiri is actually the defactor foreign affairs minister. The other old one has been pre-infected with COVID-19 Covid-15 since 2015 in the mouth whenever Nigerians are maltreated abroad.
CrimeRe: Live Robbery At Lekki: Police Kills 4 Of 5 Men by farem: 11:05am On Apr 23, 2020
Or11:
Did that police officer just shoot an unarmed man? shocked
What's your definition of 'an unarmed man'?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Seeks N15b Support From FG To Fight COVID-19 In Kano by farem:
Luckydubby7:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/governor-ganduje-seeks-n15b-support-from-fg-to-fight-covid-19.html
What's the FG's problem with Kano?
Lagos is so treated because it receives foreign passengers for Nigeria. What does Kano do? Sorry, receiving Fulani jihadists across North Africa and Arabia!
When everyone was being locked down and you were doing Jumat gatherings everywhere as if you were in Saturn, did you think of FG?

Your stupidity is endless and when it happens further, you would think it's Nigeria's problem. As if shopping is more important than healthy citizens, See here another stupidity again o
https://www.nairaland.com/5811146/kano-relaxes-lockdown-ramadan-shopping.
I think shopping should be less when certain people skip one of their three meals (Ramadan) but food consumption and unnecessary attention to what should be spiritual (private) is always higher! Why?

N15 billion ko, $15 billion ni.

See the idiats https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2911927712230374&id=100002395221314
Technology MarketAirtel Crashes Monthly Social Bundle Data Subscription For Facebook And Whatsapp by farem(op): 10:44am On Apr 23, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Bans The Sun, Vanguard Reporters From Ebonyi Govt House For Life by farem: 8:28pm On Apr 22, 2020
For life?
Illiterate gọvanọ
EducationRe: Ministry Of Education Releases Circular For Schools To Resume November 2020 by farem: 6:37pm On Apr 22, 2020
Prechgold1180:
[b][Primary secondary and higher institution to resume schooling activities November 2020
A circular was release by the ministry of education to this effect


Ever since I saw this several questions has been coming up
For those of us in higher institution does this mean that our house rents are going to waste

Are are we going to meet up
No service this year
No more exam or so

This is so going to affect everybody
Don't want to comment on the veracity of this your supposed circular. Rather, I want to ask you ;
Would you have rather be released to enjoy and experience your above-mentioned heavenly blessing and come back home in a bodybag?
I am sure you wouldn't. So be patient.
HealthRe: Eko Telemed: Lagos Launches Online Medication Platform For The Sick by farem: 3:43pm On Apr 22, 2020
yungpowers:
Abia may not have a good story but this has been in existence since Ikpeazu's first tenure
That's a good story!
HealthRe: Eko Telemed: Lagos Launches Online Medication Platform For The Sick by farem: 3:40pm On Apr 22, 2020
EddieCAD:
Mama Adetunde can't get access to the internet angry

#easeTheLockdown
Lean how to read. Mama Adetunde doesn't need Internet to call the number specified.

He who DOES NOT read has no advantage over he that CANNOT read
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by farem: 2:26pm On Apr 22, 2020
Eteka1:
Iran would return the favour by sinking a frigate or two.
So says the brigade commander of Iranian worms!
RomanceRe: Girls Who Sleep With Married Men by farem: 2:22pm On Apr 22, 2020
Semperty:
I smell Cooked up story
You will do anything to reduce the blow or deaden your conscience.
Either you think or you know the end will declare it!
RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by farem: 12:06pm On Apr 22, 2020
Lostz:
I don't want to talk about this now. I was just giving an answer to an idiot
You don't have anything reasonable to say!
Try and refute these facts and let's move on from there
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Holds Meeting WithWorld Bank, IMF Representatives by farem: 8:19am On Apr 22, 2020
Centcanada:
If osibanjo is healthy and lively as rumors has been going on that he was been held hostage due to the covid 19 he had, showing us picture of him holding meeting upon meeting when the whole world knew nobody can travel to any other country for anything now be it businesses or foreign expertrate trade is a liar from the pit of hell! No meeting is going on now around the globe due to covid19. Every body is battling for their country. Let me ask. What is the meaning of that meeting the government allege that the vice president Is holding? Why are you deceiving the public at this time? Nobody is asking question but if you ask, people will insult you. Let osibanjo and Buhari give us a live broadcast. You people are fooling Nigerians. Enough is enough!
So it is true there is still one lunatic on nairaland!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Death Rumour: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts by farem: 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2020
majamajic:
Trust Kanu , he will reply her later this night
You mean another cloned one from Timbuktu?
CultureRe: Coronavirus: Oba Abdul-Ganiy Adekunle Oloogunebi Appeases Deities To Ward It Off by farem: 9:13pm On Apr 21, 2020
Before opening the thread I knew it would be one Karimu or Rasaki...
And I am not disappointed!
CelebritiesBIRTHDAY: Head Of Commonwealth Queen Elizabeth ll Of England Is 94 today! - Pics by farem(op): 4:52pm On Apr 21, 2020
Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of England, Wales, Scotland and its dominions, former Empress of India,head of the Commonwealth and head of the Royal House of Windsor is 94 today.

She is the granddaughter of King George V, of a German birth and whose queen (Mary) spoke her English with a German accent, being thoroughly German herself. The family's original name was Saxe-Corburg Gotha and it was advised that George V change this name for something more British,or at least more british-sounding to better blend with his people. In 1917 an incident happened that redefined things radically for the Saxes in the middle of the First World War (1914-1918). A German plane maker and pilot named Gotha flew a sortie and dropped bombs on London - a shocking and novel dimension of military attack at the time. This led to widespread riots and ire against Germanic peoples in the realm. The court was compelled to speed up work on changing the name of the ruling house and Lord Stamfordham, the lead king counsel, having combed the archives and finding no suitable name for the royal house, coined the word 'Windsor' and presented it for adoption by the king. It had a spacious airy and beautiful ring to it and was adopted. The Royal House of Windsor was born. This is trite history to British people.
Where I am going with this is this: tribal distinction is not peculiar to Africans but is also a reality among white people. Why is it a lingering liability and a cross for the man of colour while the whites have succeeded outstandingly in interpreting and managing it? And here is why immigration and assimilation is conceivable for Europeans while Africans preserve such differences to the point of shredding their societies. In Nigeria, even villages hardly mix completely much less towns. To gain acceptance in a state other than the state of your father's birth is an uphill task. Marriage means nothing in our agenda for integration.
Look at Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh and consort to the queen. His father was Danish and his mother Greek. When he came to England for love, he was requested to adopt a British name so he picked up Mountbatten, the name of his British uncle. This name was later incorporated into the ruling house's name in 1960 by a proclamation of the Crown. What shapes the mindset with which these people manage identities and loyalties that has so eluded us? We need to find out and we need to address it. It could as well be that our success depends on how we accept people's changing national and tribal identity and allow those people to be true to their new nationalism among us without fear of being denied. Yes there was Edward VIII, the king who abdicated the throne "for love" on the surface but indeed had a thing for Adolf Hitler during the onset of the Second World War. But the British crown overcame even that and while other royal houses across Europe were toppled between those two wars, the House of Windsor has endured and their nation prospered. We can even recall that while George V held court in London, his first cousins was king of Russia,Tsar II. (He would later be overthrown the year the Windsor house was christined and killed along with his family during the Bolshevik Revolution in October that year, bringing that dynasty to and end).
It is possible that the dark dungeons of our heart is where we lock up people who would have re-energised us if only we allowed them to become part of us completely as they wished in the first place. It is possible that dismantling that prison holds the key to our ever moving forward as a people.

AutosRe: Willy Anumudu Is Dead by farem: 4:13pm On Apr 21, 2020
GudluckIBB:
Corona Virus is real

RIP
I blame who refused to send you to school?
FamilyRe: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by farem:
No be una say una go taste wetin una wan buy? And you tasted!

No be una say she must be sexually compatible? And you were!

No be una say if you no Bleep am before marriage naim be say another guy dey do am? This particular one will block your reasonings. Imagine her father telling you the truth but the anticipated free or cheap toto has infected your mind and brain with COVID-1917

Any lady or guy that says, accepts or thinks along those lines above is sold out to adultery in the future. Today's infidelity and divorce rate has the foundation from the above new world thinking.

What the world calls wisdom is utter foolishness!

I know some unpaid lawyers will come for me. It doesn't change that reality. ... I dey!
HealthRe: Nigerian Defence Academy Produces Ventilators To Curb COVID-19 (Photos) by farem: 1:22pm On Apr 21, 2020
Retrography:
There's no joy in producing it, but in volunteering it to be used at this moment.
Let those Polytechnics bring theirs out.
What are they keeping it for.?
Read the news brother. If it's not in the news, I will not be aware.
They produce for the public too.
HealthRe: Man Who Returned From India In January Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by farem: 12:45pm On Apr 21, 2020
Righteousness89:
There's a whole lot of people going home,
By the signs of time it won't be long,
In the twinkling of an eye we'll all be gone,
There's a whole lot of people going home..






Chose the home, u wanna go by whom you decide to live for..

I have decided to Live and die with in JESUS CHRIST
So am I!
HealthRe: Man Who Returned From India In January Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by farem: 12:44pm On Apr 21, 2020
Righteousness89:
There's a whole lot of people going home,
By the signs of time it won't be long,
In the twinkling of an eye we'll all be gone,
There's a whole lot of people going home..






Chose the home, u wanna go by whom you decide to live for..

I have decided to Live and die with in JESUS CHRIST
So am I!
HealthRe: Nigerian Defence Academy Produces Ventilators To Curb COVID-19 (Photos) by farem: 12:12pm On Apr 21, 2020
Imperare:
Go and fight bolo haram. It's not your duty to produce ventilators
Get your bolo English corrected first and come back!
HealthRe: Nigerian Defence Academy Produces Ventilators To Curb COVID-19 (Photos) by farem:
Which Snail Defence Academy?

Ventilators wey technical and polytechnics don produce Tey-tey for here!

abi dem go snatch am to cover shame?!

Anyway, whatever it is, kudos.
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Disbursement Of Tradermoni In Katsina by farem: 12:03pm On Apr 21, 2020
Originality007:
Why all palliative and any other benefits always start from and end in kastina
HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by farem: 8:23am On Apr 21, 2020
Niyeal:
No picture,
You always ask for stupidity. Are they journalists?
HealthRe: Highlights Of Sanwo-olu's Press Briefing On COVID-19 This Evening by farem:
NwaNimo1:
Rookie governor......clearly out of his depth.
Don't mind the guy.
E suppose dey share kerosene like ya brainless gọvanọ!
HealthRe: Nigerian COVID-19 Survivor Shares His Experience At Lagos Isolation Centre by farem: 4:06pm On Apr 20, 2020
informationNaija:
will like to advise Nigerians in my own little way;


1. Don't shake hands with anybody.

2. Boil your drinking water and allow it to cool before drinking.

3. Eat at least half of a bitter kola everyday.

4. Be careful when buying things from the roadside. E.g. a woman selling Akara will use the same hand she uses to collect money, to count and package your Akara. Same goes for Mai Suya etc.

5. Don't eat without washing your hands.

Pls, I love you all.
The above ☝� the above ☝�!
Christianity EtcRe: Social Distancing At MFM Church In Aba Today (Photos) by farem:
Yemike:
What I don't understand is.. "Is it a must to go to that building called church.

I once heard a pastor saying the building is just mere block and concrete that humans (the worshippers) are the church.

Why is it so hard for the pastors to comply with the sit at home order undecided
The only understanding you lack is whether lockdown is declared Abịa state or not.

Learn not to be applying the same line of statements seen elsewhere to all. Situate!

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