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Romance › Re: Ten Kinds Of Girls To Avoid On A First Date by Fasindo: 11:01am On Jun 15, 2021

Well!! I don't fix a date with a girl, I only invite them to make apartment.

The only place I fix a date with a girl is in my apartment. You can't come and eat my money and go free without me eating you too, after all Igbos says aka- nri kwuo aka-ekpe, aka-ekpe akwuo aka-nri.
So as a true son of Igbo land I always keep to this adage.

I have even invited Salamatu to come this weekend, and she has promised to do so

Romance › Re: by Fasindo: 10:52am On Jun 15, 2021*

My is almost the same with u but more crazy.

Well, my is banging a widow in the same room where her husband corpse is kept before burial.
Banging her her close to her husband corpse, knowing fully well that the late husband will be seeing us but can't do anything

Romance › Re: Whats Your 21 Days NYSC Camp Relationship Experience? by Fasindo: 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2021

My was fun.

The first time I bleeped a female soldier without even paying for it.
Also the first time I saw and hear female soldier moan.
It was at back of Mami market, I made her cum for the first time, what all the male soldiers has not been able to achieve with her.

She has always keep in touch with me cos of it, she even promise to visit me this weekend. Sergent Faith was her name.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Denies Losing 7 Soldiers In Ohafia, Burning Of Houses by Fasindo: 11:57am On Jun 14, 2021

Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Denies Losing 7 Soldiers In Ohafia, Burning Of Houses by Fasindo: 11:56am On Jun 14, 2021

Politics › Re: Forum Which Tribe Bears The Name .....idi-amin In Nigeria by Fasindo: 11:51am On Jun 14, 2021

Idiamin that blew himself

That is one of Buhari's cousins from Uganda,since he couldn't construct rail way from Nigeria straight to Uganda he has decided to recruit them into military and paramilitary.

If you notice any northerner answering name of local govt or town in Nigeria just know that he is not originally from Nigeria. They answer the name to hide their truth identity like
Kazaure, Geidam, Wamako, Rano, Tambuwal, Birchi, Mongunu, Burutai etc

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Romance › Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by Fasindo: 7:44am On Jun 14, 2021

Fix the date ur apartment, don't be a simp.
Once at your apartment u will be more comfortable with her and can easily have your way with her.

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Politics › Re: Hoodlums Return To Lagos-Ibadan Long Bridge, Residents Raise The Alarm by Fasindo: 7:06am On Jun 14, 2021*

Hoodlums or Fulani Herdmen??

I heard from that the path where the Lagos - Ibadan expressway was constructed was a cattle grazing route in 1951. So they just returned to take over what rightly belong to them

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Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed: I Sacked 21 Commissioners Because They Can’t Play Politics by Fasindo: 6:05am On Jun 13, 2021

Kauran Bauchi

But they are the one that played politics that brought you to power
He sacked those royal to Hon. Yakubu Dogara.
And also some who are loyal to his deputy Sen. Baba Tela.

Bala Mohammed should move carefully if not in 2023 he will only be able Alkaleri local govt where he has a large fans and loosing the entire State

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Politics › Re: June 12-they Promised us 1000 Naira To Support Buhari But They Have Not Paid us by Fasindo: 1:14pm On Jun 12, 2021

Buhari and his supporters keep disgracing themselves both online and offline.

If a girl will accept 1k for one day full protest under hot sun, I wonder the meagre amount she will collect for just 30mins shifting of her womb under an Air conditioned room

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Politics › Re: Idoma People Of Benue State Launch Protest Against Their Inclusion In Biafra by Fasindo: 7:37am On Jun 12, 2021

Plateau and Southern Kaduna will soon join

Those who know Idoma very well knows that they are Igbo that has another language of their own.
They share many things in common with Igbos both in physical appearance, name bearing and religion. Just like Igbos are majorly christians (Catholic) Idomas are also majorly christian (Catholics) to

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Christianity Etc › Re: Today Is Prophet T.B. Joshua's 58th Posthumous Birthday by Fasindo: 6:58am On Jun 12, 2021*

Rip Sir.

Now that TB Joshua is dead and now left his $50,000,000,0000 wealth to his wife, I Fasindo is more interested in knowing if the wife is searching since she is now single.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians With False Degrees, Honours From Foreign Universities by Fasindo: 6:52am On Jun 12, 2021

Salisu Buhari.

I wonder why those called Buhari always have issues with certificate.

By the way there is nothing wrong in forging certificate in a forged country with a forged president.
Just like James Hardley Chase said in his novel 'The Vulture is a Patient Bird' "There is nothing lawful in a lawless society".

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Politics › Re: Court Sacks PDP EXCO In Anambra by Fasindo: 7:39pm On Jun 11, 2021

Why did Jusun called off the strike?
I Fasindo is tired of hearing court matters everyday

By tomorrow morning another High Court sitting in Enugu will reinstalled all the sacked Excos, abi no be Nigerian court again

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Romance › Re: Why Do I Dream About Childbirth When I'm Not Even Pregnant by Fasindo: 10:02pm On Jun 10, 2021

Dreams are simply products of our imaginative mind.

It shows you have been thinking of pregnancy and having babies lately, that's why you dream of such.

But hope you have treated and shaved your armpit

Romance › Re: This Strange Mammal Has The Weirdest Penis With Four Heads (Graphic Photos) by Fasindo: 9:17pm On Jun 10, 2021

Emerging cumming from the four joysticks once

The picture reminds me of numerous mallams friends penis.
I keep on wondering why my aboki friends squart like women when peeing, I realized the reason the day I started seeing their John Thomases, lol and behold it's looks exactly like the tip of this animal own only that the animal has four but my aboki friends has 1 that is equivalent to the animal four joysticks

Politics › Re: Petroleum Minister Lauds Akwa Ibom Govt At Int'l Petroleum Summit by Fasindo: 5:48pm On Jun 10, 2021

Oil the life wire of Nigerian economy

Akwa Ibom is stylishly showcasing other regions what they have so that those who are blocking onions and pepper from their region should think twice.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Wouldn’t Mind Another Civil War To Realise His Fulani Agenda – HURIWA by Fasindo: 5:00pm On Jun 10, 2021

Whom the gods want to kill they make him blind.
If Buhari ever allowed civil war in this country thinking it will favour Fulani, that will be his greatest undoing.

Imagine where all southern tribal group are fighting Fulani so as to avoid them taking over their land, then the Junkuns, Benue, Southern kaduna, Plateau, Hausa etc will surely join the fight against fulanis because they have suffering in fulani people's hand too.

My only concern during the way will be how to protect Salamatu my fulani girlfriend that always feed me with Fura nunu and her body, cos if she pursued back to Guinea I will surely miss the 'wayo! wayo!' she do shout during our marathon Friday bleeping when ever she is on her way to Friday salat prayer fully dressed in hijab.

But for this FTC I dedicate to Aisha my beautiful fulani girlfriend at Tilden Fulani, Toro local govt Bauchi State

Politics › Re: Friday Olokor Of The Punch Newspaper Brutalized By Police, DSS Operatives by Fasindo: 3:19pm On Jun 10, 2021

I do not believe this

They say there are always 3 sides to a story.
My side
His and
The truth
The man just told us his own story, let's wait for police and DSS side of the story from there we will know the truth.

But the man am seeing in the picture doesn't look beating and his clothes are not torn as reported by the journalist. By the way I wonder how DSS junior staffs will refused to answer the call of their superior, that is impossible.

Anyway what do I even know, punch reporter was punched by police and DSS

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Politics › Re: Incessant Crimes Lead To Incessant Arrests - Imo CP Speaks On Arrests by Fasindo: 5:37am On Jun 10, 2021

Well said by the CP

But I can authoritavely tell him also that incessant arrest and killing of innocent people leads to killing of police by nknown gun men.
This is a case of do me I do u
An eye for an eye and tooth for tooth

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Crime › Re: FCT Police Arrest Suspected Armed Robbers And Impersonators (Photos) by Fasindo: 8:32pm On Jun 09, 2021

If armed robbers can enter Aso Rock it tells how insecure Abuja is.

Abuja and it's axis are not safe.
Nyanya and Mararaba has turn to den thieves.
Let me not talk about Berger bridge, Mabushi bridge, National Mosque bridge, Karimo, Mbappe, life camp junction, AYA infact no where 4 Abuja safe.

Kidnappers and 419 are having a field day in Abuja

If you are new in Abuja make show u go out with friends

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Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Meets Her Nephews—DJ Cuppy’s Dogs (Photos, Video) by Fasindo: 7:07pm On Jun 09, 2021

Anything to trend

I still wonder why Otedola used his only son instead of using one of his numerous daughters.

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Politics › Re: Heavy Tension As IPOB Members Enters Bush Following Kanu Order PICTURES by Fasindo: 5:08pm On Jun 09, 2021

Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Fasindo: 4:53pm On Jun 09, 2021

Baby Mama gang

At 34 Kim Jun Un was already president of North Korea.
At 34 Mark Zuckerberg was already CEO of Facebook and 6th richest person in the world
At 34 Emmanuel Macron was already on the verge of becoming France president which he later became.
But at 34 Sophia Momodu only achievement was being baby mama to David. What a celebrated shame

May we never give birth to a shameless daughter

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Politics › Re: Senate Minority Leader, Abaribe, Shuns Second Year Anniversary Special Session by Fasindo: 2:34pm On Jun 09, 2021

Bow and go senate president.

Action they say speaks louder than voice.
The action and little comment by Sen. Abaribe has summarised everything about the leadership of Sen. Ahmed Lawal

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Family › Re: Side Chick Jumps From 2 Storey Window To Avoid Being Caught By The Man's Wife by Fasindo: 10:24am On Jun 09, 2021

The future is truly female

So upon all the problem we have in this country ranging from Twitter ban, Terrorism, Herdmen killing, bandit kidnapping, high inflation, constant devalue of naira exchange rate, high rate of borrowing from our government, ESN/ security wahala, ritual killings, skull mining etc, our Naija girls still have the effrontery to go bleep a married man and even jumping out through the window to avoid being caught.
Naija girls I through nyash 4 una.

Well! what do I know, I don't have much to say than to join our Port Harcourt baby girl Saphiere to 'THE FUTURE IS FEMALE'

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Politics › Re: "Reverse Twitter Ban Immediately" - US Warns Nigerian Government by Fasindo: 10:02am On Jun 09, 2021

Buhari keep disgracing us grobally.

Nigeria was a sovereign Nation until Buhari came into power in 2015 and sold us to foreign powers.
China will do the same any day Buhari will ban tiktok.

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Politics › Re: Mamman Amadu Asks Lawmakers To Make Laws To Regulate Birth Rate In Nigeria by Fasindo: 6:29am On Jun 09, 2021

Baba wants to reduce northern voting strength.

And my friend Mallam Suleiman is still planning to give birth to another 12 children after already giving birth to 20 children which 16 out of the 20 are doing almajiri in Jigawa State

I hope my our Muslim brothers won't declare fatwa on him for talking about birth control

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Politics › Re: The United African Republic - Nigeria's Proposed New Name by Fasindo: 4:37am On Jun 08, 2021

How will Buhari pronounce the new name??

Changing Nigerian name is like spelling Mallam from the back cos na still Mallam.

Anyway whether UAR or VAR China know who is owing them.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Politician, Hezbollah Founder, Dies Of COVID-19 by Fasindo: 4:18am On Jun 08, 2021

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