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. Twitter and Facebook are jaelous of Buhari 30 months war experience.

Twitter and Facebook should not provoke Buhari like they did to Trump if not he will speak in the language they will understand by showing them his 30 months war experience, after all Mark Zuckerberg was a child then

I wonder why the only war experience Buhari had is causing trouble. It's not easy for someone to move from 2nd leutenant to General and the only war experience he had lasted only 30 months.

Well know that Isah Pantami will develop alternate media app where Buhari will be gisting us about his 30 months war experience, after all Pantami is a IT guru from ATBU, he even taught computer science in Saudi Arabia

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Confession Time.


Buhari 30 Months civil war experience is getting to everybody.
It has gotten to Bakare, it will soon get to others like Orji Uzo Kalu, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed.

For BMCs that keep defending him and pretending, they should not worry, it will get to them soon. By the time bandits start kidnapping them one after the other

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Nice one from media trust.


When will Buhari do same by promoting his BMC by at least giving them job at NNPC?

His 30 months civil war experience should at least not get to his BMC cos they are really trying in defending him

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Hahahaha!!!


The cell and it's occupants must have been invisible which presented police from snapping and posting it as a pictorial evidence.

Nigerian Police must be studying lie as course in the police training college.

Well anything to give IPOB and Igbos in general a bad name is welcome by Buhari govt

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The girl must be female version of Buhari.


This is exactly how Buhari told us that we should vote him in 2015 that he a now repentant and reformed democrat and we did voted for him.
Now we are seeing the result.

With that being said in order not to break her heart I will also advice to tell her that before you use to dash any of your past girlfriends money but now u have recently repented from it and no more give any girl money and watch out how he will be one to leave u

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You should have them their reasons for doing so


You see Yoruba men that married Igbo women in Lekki u didn't ask them their reasons for doing so.
You came to nairaland to ask us that has no business with that.

How did you pass your junior WAEC

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Who marks the exam?


There is nothing wrong in falling an exam, cos falling is part of life.
There is also nothing wrong in passing an exam, cos passing is part of life.

But there is everything wrong when your mate are moving forward and left u behind.I wonder what those who failed the exam will tell their children and other family members. Hope they won't blame the computer like Bola146 did when she failed her JAMB exams.

Hope those that failed the exam are not among the parents that keep telling their children that they always take first position from primary to secondary level, cos if they are their children will know the truth now.

Well I am more interested on how Buhari was able to pass all his promotional exam from 2nd lieutenant to Major General.

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Buhari is showing them his civil war experience.

Seems like this ISWAP are weaklings, I wonder how they were able to defeat Shekarau in combat battle.

Anyway Shekarau will be very sadly on how he was promised 72 virgins and yet none exist in hell

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Nigerian ladies are unique when it come to romance

Nigerian ladies taking their men out and paying the bill is synonymous to Buhari appointment an Igbo as Chief of Army Staff, it's impossible.

To eat Nigerian girls money u must either be a pastor or native Doctor.
Nigerian wives think their duty to the man is to give birth to children that's all.
Their unromantic nature is generational.
Even our first lady once abandoned the husband and went to Dubai to live.

Even Eve is more romantic than them, at least he ate devil's apple and remain for Eve the husband. Modern day Nigerian girls would have eaten the whole apple without remaining for Adam

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Black shirt and black trousers are Nigerian night night uniform.
Then the red cap are worn by the millitary Police Corp of Nigerian Millitary.


This attack has been planned prior to 2015 general election, it was a pre-planned way to to distabalize the country by northern elites should in case Jonathan wins the 2015 elections. But since Jonathan lost and accepted defeat some of those recruited were abandoned. Some of them later turned to bandits distabalizing northern Nigeria since they were abandoned by those who recruited them so they have to earn a living by all means

Some of them were used to chaos during endsars protest by politicians.

Now that Kalu formed IPOB the northern politicians have to call some of them and send them to East just to give IPOB a bad name.

But be it as it maybe they will all loose

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Buhari has no business with Twitter.

Buhari is not aware that Lawreta Onochie and Barchir Ahmed has a Twitter account on his name.
Buhari is not aware that someone even Twittered genocidal statement using his Twitter account name
Buhari is not aware that Twitter even deleted the genocidal statement Twittered using his Twitter account name.
Buhari can not even pronounce Twitter if he is asked to do so

But above all, Buhari is not even aware that there is something called Twitter.

If you want Buhari to react to anything just link it to cow.
If Buhari was told that Twitter deleted a Twit on cow which led to death of a cow in Daura Kastina that is when Twitter will see the raid of Buhari. Never joke with a quota system General with a NEPA bill certificate.

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Lazy Senate.

Create Jobs for people.
If you have Batchelor degree without handwork in Nigeria is a waste.
If you have HND without a handwork in Nigeria is a waste.

Do you know that a First school leaving certificate holder with handwork or business of his/her own is more useful than a jobless B.Sc and HND holder

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mental slavery.


I can confidently say this shit doesn't work.

Africans can believe anything once u give it spiritual undertone.

The major two ways to constantly bleep a girl without stress and billing is by promising her marriage and blood convenant.
Have done this with many girls just to bleep them steady without much stress.
I have even promised many marriage and later left and nothing happened to me

I will even be doing this with Zainab on Sunday when she visits me.

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All bank inclusive not only First Bank

Well it's not only First Bank of Nigeria that closed for the day, all the banks in Biafra closed just to observe the 30th May Biafra sit at home

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Money is good when rightly made.

Some richmen always have who or what they sacrifice to keep their money rolling.

I know an Alhaji who didn't give birth to a male child and also keep on marrying and divorcing, that was his own sacrifice to keep his money rolling. His bumbum was recently exposed by his white girlfriend.

I also know someone from Osun/Lagos who sacrificed his teeth to keep his wealth, his teeth will remain brownish just to keep his wealth.
I know someone from Abia state whom his own mother did the sacrifice for, he recently escaped Kuje prison just because EFCC didn't do their work well
I also know someone whose mother did his sacrifice for by planting a seed of cooked beans at Oba market Benin and saying until the cooked beans grow no one will be able to kill his son, he was recently disgraced from chairmanship of a popular party in one of the African countries.

But I wonder why someone will sacrifice his only son, an apparent heir to his wealth just to keep his wealth.

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A soldier does not require so much a education, but he should be giving enough education to know the citizen to protect and the enemy to kill... Plato (Republic)

Their counterparts in Isreal are protecting Isreali citizens from foreign attack while this one is killing the citizens.

While not shoot his car tires instead which will deflate his tires and make him to stop

What pain now is if you send this particular airman to Borno or Niger States now he will go to social media and be crying on how they were giving ammunitions purchased by Lugard in 1915 to use and fight Boko Haram and Bandits in 2021 and we will sympathize with him and call out Buhari and chief of Airstaff to buy modern weapons for them

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I am Igbo too

I have never seen where a president will leave his fellow citizen vying for AU secretary and vote a foreigner, only Buhari did.
I have never seen where an elected president will tag a part of his country as 5% and inconsequential, only Buhari did.
I have never seen where a president will tag those seeking for freedom of self determination terrorist and pardon real terrorist, only Buhari did.
I have never seen where a president will be working to develop another country(Niger Rep) and leaving a part of his own country, only Buhari did.
I have never seen where a president will ignore a section of his country in his security appointment, only Buhari did.

One day Buhari will see what he is looking for in Igbo people hand.

#Iamigbotoo

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Onochie we dey see ur handwork.

Buhari should have at least keep politics aside and hire Sen. Shehu Sani to Tweet for him instead asking illiterate Onochie to do so

When Jonathan was in power we missed Yar dua
When Buhari entered we missed Jonathan.
I pray that somebody that will make us miss Buhari will never arise in 2023

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African parliament and drama

I am more interested on why she is carrying her bag, if she a Nigerian parliamentarian her PAs will be doing carrying her bags.

The Pan African Parliament (PAP) just finished fighting among the members.

But I can I understand the reason why the men are looking at her ass but the reason why her fellow female parliamentarians are doing the same is what I can't explain

Only God knows how many times Remi Tinubu would have been asked to leave the senate if she is from Tanzania due to ill manners during plenary

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Wise man


The senate should be scrapped by 2030 when I have been a senator and collected my own share of national cake.

By the way the following law should be looked in to...
The law that allow north to have Shari'a police.
The law that allow north to ban alcohol and yet collecting taxes paid by beer companies.
The law that allows north to partake in oil money from South but bars South from collecting money from Zamfara gold sales
The law that allows Radio and TV stations to interview Miyyeti Allow president but bans them from granting interview to IPOB spokesperson (Emma Powerful.
The law that allows Northern governors to send almajiris that are from their States back to home States but bars southern governors from doing same.

Most important, the law that allows a 4th candidate in election contest to be declared a Governor

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Aisha Yesufu is a muslima.

Confused and hypocritical human being.
What she is doing is normal.
It's normal for a headslamer not to be normal, u can't be hitting ur head on the ground 5 times a day and be normal.

With this being said, I recommend Aisha to be taking to Uselu psychiatrist hospital.

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Wike truly behaves like a thug.


But to survive in this country under Buhari u must behave like a thug.
There is no gentleman in Obio-Akpo where Wike came from.
If you are looking for a gentleman among Rivers State politicians u will see none.
Both Wike, Amaechi, Odili, Dakuku, Magnus Abe, Patience Jonathan even the commissioner are all thugs

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Pastor Iyamu

I wonder why everybody is rejecting Ize-iyamu and everything that has to do with him
He first contested for governor and Edo people rejected him.
He challenged Obaseki certificate over forgery and UI rejected his plea
He went to tribunal up to supreme court to to challenge Obaseki and they all rejected his plea
Now he has sent congratulately message and PDP has rejected it too.


I hope his wife Prof. Idia Ize-Iyamu won't reject him tonight when he will meet her for coitus.

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The only place I fix a date for a girl is in my room.


You come I give u something to eat and I in turn will eat u.
It must be 50/50. U eat my snaks and drinks and I eat u. Nobody looses we all gain

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