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Politics / Re: Once Africa’s Promise, Nigeria Is Heaving Under Crime, Few Jobs - Al Jazeerah by Fasindo: 10:16am On Jun 17, 2021
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Food / Re: Slices Of Yam Now Sold In Nigeria As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Fasindo: 9:32am On Jun 17, 2021
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Anytime I see or hear yam I remember senator Ekweremadu.

Government should do something about high price of yam cos if it continue like this time will come when parents will start demanding yam as a bride prize to marry their daughters.

Yam is the new oil in Nigeria.
My friend Tolu who works in an company resigned 3days ago to take up yam farming saying it pays more than oil.

Also my friend Emeka has concluded to take 'Oji ji eme-ogo 1' as a title in his community during his title taking in August.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Stormed Man's Home With AK 47s Took 150,000, Rice, A Pot Of Soup by Fasindo: 7:31am On Jun 17, 2021
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Buhari and his Fulani cabals are stealing at the federal level while the peasant fulanis are stealing rice, money and pot of soup at the local level, same mission different operational level.
Romance / Re: 10 Benefits Of Being Married by Fasindo: 9:27pm On Jun 16, 2021
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I can't see any benefits from the list.

If these are the benefits of marriage, then I can authoritatively beat my erected dick and say marriage has no benefit not to talk of benefits.

I will stay single till Davido win Grammy.

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Politics / Re: "Reno Omokri Is Mentally Deranged" - Ebonyi Youths Attack Ex-aide by Fasindo: 9:02pm On Jun 16, 2021
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Reno is simply jobless


Reno the rabble rouser.
The only foreign trained lawyer that can only judge and win cases in social media but can't do so in front of Gombe State University trained judge in a court room.

Reno is currently jobless and is seriously looking for job.
He has tried pastorship but it's not favouring him.
He tried motivational speaking, it still didn't favour him.
He tried preaching and analysing the Bible upside down it still didn't work out for him.
He did everything for Atiku to win, but Atiku lost both in ballot paper and supreme Court.
He tried attacking Buhari but Buhari ignored him.
He turned to attack El Rufai but he ignored him too.

Ebonyi youths should ignore him next time.

I only pity his Facebook and Twitter gullible followers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League 2021/22 Fixtures Released by Fasindo: 8:14pm On Jun 16, 2021
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Time to catch out in betting.


I can authoritavely bet that Arsenal will loose their second match.

Chelsea to win the league

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Politics / Re: Some Politicians Are Informants To Bandits – Niger Governor by Fasindo: 3:43pm On Jun 16, 2021
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Not only politicians, both clerics and millitary personnel.

I hope he is not indirectly referring to Pantami and Gunmi
Politics / Re: Terrorists Set Military Base On Fire In Borno by Fasindo: 3:34pm On Jun 16, 2021
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Buhari is more interested in dealing with Twitter than dealing with Boko Haram.
Seems like Buhari tweet that Twitter deleted is more important than millitary and northern lives

Am still waiting for Buhari to lead in front the war against Boko Haram and ISWAP as he promised during his 2015 presidential campaign.

If you want to live long in Nigeria avoid joining army as a combatant for now
Foreign Affairs / Re: UN, EU, Russia, China - The World Must Stop Israel. by Fasindo: 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2021
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This is a case of whose house is on fire but he is busy chasing rat.


Op is calling on UN, Russia, China, EU, and the world to stop Isreal on nairaland.
What is the meaning of madness again?

Well US and other G7 countries and NATO are more interested in stopping China and Russia and not Isreal.
How can US kick against Isreal that that is his strong ally, even Sen. Omar has come under heavy criticism for kicking against Isreal which is strong ally of US
Politics / Re: After Fayemi ,korean Ambassador Revisits Senator Kalu In Abuja (photos) by Fasindo: 9:26am On Jun 16, 2021
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The action governor.

I am not movef by the constant visit of Orji Uzo Kalu by high profile individuals and corporate bodies.
If he want let Mohammed (PBUH) visit him, it doesn't change the fact that he is a looter that looted Abia State and has gone to senate to continue looting
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba's Instagram Account Suspended by Fasindo: 7:55am On Jun 16, 2021
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Allah ki ya ye

Who Adamu Garba offend??
First he contested for president and lost woefully.
Secondary he developed crowwe app, nobody used it.
Thirdly, the crowwe app got deleted Google.
Fourthly! As if all those punishment wasn't enough, Instagram suspended his account.
I will advise Adamu to go into full cow rearing, seems like cow rearing is his calling.

May we never be unfortunate like Adamu Garba.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Rejected Fg’s Demand That Nnamdi Kanu’s Account Be Blocked– Lai Mohammed by Fasindo: 6:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
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When Kanu sneeze Lai Mohammed catches cold and fever at the same time

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Politics / Re: Fulani An Endangered Species In Nigeria - Ex-reps Member, Farouk Adamu Aliyu by Fasindo: 1:03pm On Jun 15, 2021
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Very true.

They endangered themselve by themselves.

Terrorist are endangered species everywhere they are. Shekarau who is a terrorist was killed by ISWAP terrorist group.
Terrorist are not free anywhere, is either they are killed by security personnel, another terrorist group might even killed them or they will kill themselves by themselves, cos he who kills by sword always die by sword.
Romance / Re: Ten Kinds Of Girls To Avoid On A First Date by Fasindo: 11:01am On Jun 15, 2021
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Well!! I don't fix a date with a girl, I only invite them to make apartment.

The only place I fix a date with a girl is in my apartment. You can't come and eat my money and go free without me eating you too, after all Igbos says aka- nri kwuo aka-ekpe, aka-ekpe akwuo aka-nri.
So as a true son of Igbo land I always keep to this adage.

I have even invited Salamatu to come this weekend, and she has promised to do so
Romance / Re: by Fasindo: 10:52am On Jun 15, 2021
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My is almost the same with u but more crazy.

Well, my is banging a widow in the same room where her husband corpse is kept before burial.
Banging her her close to her husband corpse, knowing fully well that the late husband will be seeing us but can't do anything
Romance / Re: Whats Your 21 Days NYSC Camp Relationship Experience? by Fasindo: 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2021
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My was fun.

The first time I bleeped a female soldier without even paying for it.
Also the first time I saw and hear female soldier moan.
It was at back of Mami market, I made her cum for the first time, what all the male soldiers has not been able to achieve with her.

She has always keep in touch with me cos of it, she even promise to visit me this weekend. Sergent Faith was her name.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Army Denies Losing 7 Soldiers In Ohafia, Burning Of Houses by Fasindo: 11:57am On Jun 14, 2021
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Army Denies Losing 7 Soldiers In Ohafia, Burning Of Houses by Fasindo: 11:56am On Jun 14, 2021
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Politics / Re: Forum Which Tribe Bears The Name .....idi-amin In Nigeria by Fasindo: 11:51am On Jun 14, 2021
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Idiamin that blew himself

That is one of Buhari's cousins from Uganda,since he couldn't construct rail way from Nigeria straight to Uganda he has decided to recruit them into military and paramilitary.

If you notice any northerner answering name of local govt or town in Nigeria just know that he is not originally from Nigeria. They answer the name to hide their truth identity like
Kazaure, Geidam, Wamako, Rano, Tambuwal, Birchi, Mongunu, Burutai etc

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Romance / Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by Fasindo: 7:44am On Jun 14, 2021
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Fix the date ur apartment, don't be a simp.
Once at your apartment u will be more comfortable with her and can easily have your way with her.

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Properties / Re: Paradise Estate Abuja, Leaving Behind Tales Of Anguish To Subscribers In Abuja by Fasindo: 7:21am On Jun 14, 2021
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Paradise estate where white men lives.

Paradise estate is actually working hard to deliver, they may be slow but they are actually working hard.

Let's not forget that a quite number of houses in the estate has been majority and others are still other construction

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Return To Lagos-Ibadan Long Bridge, Residents Raise The Alarm by Fasindo: 7:06am On Jun 14, 2021
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Hoodlums or Fulani Herdmen??

I heard from that the path where the Lagos - Ibadan expressway was constructed was a cattle grazing route in 1951. So they just returned to take over what rightly belong to them

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Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed: I Sacked 21 Commissioners Because They Can’t Play Politics by Fasindo: 6:05am On Jun 13, 2021
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Kauran Bauchi

But they are the one that played politics that brought you to power
He sacked those royal to Hon. Yakubu Dogara.
And also some who are loyal to his deputy Sen. Baba Tela.

Bala Mohammed should move carefully if not in 2023 he will only be able Alkaleri local govt where he has a large fans and loosing the entire State

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Politics / Re: June 12-they Promised us 1000 Naira To Support Buhari But They Have Not Paid us by Fasindo: 1:14pm On Jun 12, 2021
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Buhari and his supporters keep disgracing themselves both online and offline.


If a girl will accept 1k for one day full protest under hot sun, I wonder the meagre amount she will collect for just 30mins shifting of her womb under an Air conditioned room

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Politics / Re: Idoma People Of Benue State Launch Protest Against Their Inclusion In Biafra by Fasindo: 7:37am On Jun 12, 2021
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Plateau and Southern Kaduna will soon join

Those who know Idoma very well knows that they are Igbo that has another language of their own.
They share many things in common with Igbos both in physical appearance, name bearing and religion. Just like Igbos are majorly christians (Catholic) Idomas are also majorly christian (Catholics) to

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Religion / Re: Today Is Prophet T.B. Joshua's 58th Posthumous Birthday by Fasindo: 6:58am On Jun 12, 2021
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Rip Sir.


Now that TB Joshua is dead and now left his $50,000,000,0000 wealth to his wife, I Fasindo is more interested in knowing if the wife is searching since she is now single.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Politicians With False Degrees, Honours From Foreign Universities by Fasindo: 6:52am On Jun 12, 2021
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Salisu Buhari.


I wonder why those called Buhari always have issues with certificate.

By the way there is nothing wrong in forging certificate in a forged country with a forged president.
Just like James Hardley Chase said in his novel 'The Vulture is a Patient Bird' "There is nothing lawful in a lawless society".

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Politics / Re: Court Sacks PDP EXCO In Anambra by Fasindo: 7:39pm On Jun 11, 2021
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Why did Jusun called off the strike?
I Fasindo is tired of hearing court matters everyday

By tomorrow morning another High Court sitting in Enugu will reinstalled all the sacked Excos, abi no be Nigerian court again

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Dream About Childbirth When I'm Not Even Pregnant by Fasindo: 10:02pm On Jun 10, 2021
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Dreams are simply products of our imaginative mind.

It shows you have been thinking of pregnancy and having babies lately, that's why you dream of such.

But hope you have treated and shaved your armpit

Romance / Re: This Strange Mammal Has The Weirdest Penis With Four Heads (Graphic Photos) by Fasindo: 9:17pm On Jun 10, 2021
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Emerging cumming from the four joysticks once


The picture reminds me of numerous mallams friends penis.
I keep on wondering why my aboki friends squart like women when peeing, I realized the reason the day I started seeing their John Thomases, lol and behold it's looks exactly like the tip of this animal own only that the animal has four but my aboki friends has 1 that is equivalent to the animal four joysticks

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