₦airaland Forum

KelvinHerbert:
Christianity is a very peaceful religion indeed everyone has something bad to say and always goes free

I am sure you can't try this nonsense description with Prophet Muhammad (SAW) and go free.

He smoke Igbo finish dey talk something else.
Make e try am with prophet Muhammad (SAW).
We go issue fatwa for e head.
Na e Edo bros wey be Muslims, nai go run am.

Decency2020:
It is one thing to sign it and another to implement it. Not just sign sign and sign.


In our law bail is free at the police station and it is always written there boldly but it is only when you have need to bail someone that you will understand the real deal.

Carry cattle waka up and down now na...
Power belongs to the people...
Body go tell you with time...

Ppogbae:
The South has never been this bold before. The writing is on the wall and it's very clear that we are going to be in for a huge set of events this decade.

Civil War is coming to Naija.

No single shot will be fired.
The South is getting bold because it is now united to fight it survival from the leech.

FFK recent action showed how the elites are one.
The elites are only interested in themselves.So,know how you carry politics for head dey get permanent enemies but you nor know say na you be the rug wey elites dey waka on top up and down and you be nothing.

chiiraq802:
No citizen in the world enjoy democracy more than the United State citizens....mehn those guys they are really free to express there feelings.

You can't try this shit in so many Countries around the world especially in Africa.

If you mistakenly try this in Nija. Daura Secret Service go invade your house for midnight.

Yes!
It showed how we have been left behind in development process.The U.S.A have got institutions that work. Unlike Nigeria that has very weak institutions.
Here, mere criticism of Federal Government will attract DSS to your house at night and accuse you of stockpiling arms and ammunition in order to set you up.

Dem dey talk of states, association dey talk.

Cooked chicken eggs inside ogbono soup.

Make una go buy land and practice ranching as normal people like oyinbo people dey do am.
Na that go make people fit trust una and image go improve.

Our time lie lie dey minimal.
Nor be now wey lies na national songs.
Example,
(1)A pack of omo get gift inside.
(2)Crown cork of major soft drinks get something to be excited for the consumers.
(3)For Sardines and Gaisha, fish full inside die!
(4) Rice dey ever cost pass beans.
(5) Government dey shy to lie.
(6) Fulani herdsmen na our friends as we dey fetch water give them free.
(7)Na letter with italics writing wey use dey toast any girl.
( We dey search for grammar to impress others.
(9)On Sundays,rice na compulsory.
(10)We dey vex if national NTA news reach@ night.

But now, everything dey upside down.
How many we go talk?

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

What a top notch creative writer!

Jerryherd:



Kai both Husband and wife are well educated according to Southern Nigeria and foreign standard but stealing is just not corruption to them

How can a whole prestigious University of Ibadan and University of Kano PhD holders be this crazy in stealing , (not honourary) BSC, MSc, PhD after many certification......


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Education nor get role to play for the mind of who go bad.
Who go be thief go be thief,na gene e dey.
Thief dey the man blood even without the degrees.

Immatex:
Appeal for calm because it's not El-rufai that was killed.

When a government can no longer protect lives and Properties, that government must resign or be sacked.

The FG is giving the boys in Kaki reasons to boot them out and try to restore sanity and dignity in this country.

Bandits killed the Pastor because he spoke up against their enterprise.

El-rufai is seeking for calm so as not to destroy is village people's business!

Please use pronoun "his" not the verb "is".
Correction;
El_rufai is seeking for calm so as not to destroy "his" village people's business.

Ukoniwe nor see Benin republic,Togo,Ghana,South Africa,Cameroun and others run go as no fu¢king cult go get am....na Canada through US nai dem nor go reach abi?
By association with the organization wey dem know world_wide for extra judicial killings, brutality and other negatisms...he dey guilty already.
Other better countries get institutions that work....nor be some countries wey dey Africa....na so so wayo wayo dem take know dem.

Old pictures...
Who do una with lies?

My wives dem na direct entry.
I nor sabi onyinbo style wey involve even s^x for phone...

chatinent:
They shouldn't only jail him, he should be flogged so hard.

The guy is innocent until proven guilty.

Anazp:
Shows how accommodating the Yorubas are. So many igbos schooling in Lagos and the south west but you will hardly see any Yoruba in the east schooling or living there

Fulani herdsman..
Una don start una song again...wey we done hear tire

*Restructure Nigeria, if not, we dey waste our time.
Or
*Everybody answer e papa name.

If dem nor do either of the above,no President go fit do anything to help this kpafuka country.

Incompatible and loveless marriages so common,why?

Greek gift!

The award winning bongo trousers.
The tailor wicked sha ....like say I know the account details I for wire am some currency for him ingenuity and fearlessness.

* Eat carbohydrate moderately.
* Eat meat and fish.
*Have rest of mind.
*Create happiness around you.
*Sleep moderately.
*Sex moderately
*Be contented with your financial status.
*Mind your business most times.
*Be generous to the less privilege.

Slawomiir!
Na your colleagues for HK nai dem dey talk so...abi na you do am after you done smoke Igbo finish come dey nak pussy.

Even a blind man knows that Ibadan better pass......

Nigeria police declared Nigeria citizens enemies long time ago.
How many police man dey end well?

It is very common if you chat a Nigerian lady on any of the social network as a male.....na ya worth nai she dey interested.
Onyinbo nor dey easily ask but Nigeria lady, fear them as most dey look for who go carry their load.
Nigeria lady;"what do you do for a living?"
Nigeria man:?
Run!
Nor waste time because if you ask first,she go say make you tell her your own first.

Brother!
Sister!
Siblings are biological coincidences. Anybody can hurt you.Blood relationship is irrelevant when it comes to evil minds.

DSS or SSS and police na the same.
Dem dey helpless to catch bandits and fulani herdsmen because all of them na fulani.
Dem dey only flex muscles to political opponents and those wey need change from staus quo.

malvisguy212:
let God be Truth and every man a liar.... you're not worshipping man, if you like stop going to church, we will prevail ....the media is really working on you.

Yes!
Churches here and there!
Mosques here and there!
Yet,is the media not working on you despite the proliferations of churches and mosques, Nigeria is noted for most negative activities you can think of on earth?
Are those evils not committed by same churches and mosques goers?

The average atheists in Europe and the US have good hearts and compassion compared to your so called christians or moslems in Nigeria.
Both of you guys are heartless and prone to wickedness when you are out of your so-called places of worships based on theory only.

Themandator:
Story .. you called nobody

It is a fiction.
Are you okay now?

I called one of my female friends today to say hello,
in the morning to be precise,after normal exchange of greetings,
as usual to most Nigerians,she asked if I was going to go to church today.
I replied and said,no!
She asked why?
I told her that I have stopped going to churches in Nigeria.
That 90% churches in Nigeria this time round are scammers.
I explained further that if I were in Europe or US, I would have been regular in church.
Oyinbo church dey sweet.

Men!
Don't do introduction alone no more.It is now waste of resources.
If you want to marry any girl, do both and you won't regret.