₦airaland Forum

You can think what you like, say what you like, just don't let them fool you . This may be your last chance to ever be able to afford a decent meal without paying arm and leg for it.

honfarouk:
You ladies are forgetting that no condition is permanent...... God can reverse the irreversible... mrs faithhh jst pray ur bf doesn`t go broke oooo

Bros yu are speaking like a broke guy. Tell truth are you broke ?
(Never mind ......
no condition is permanent ;....
the young shall grow, ....
monkey no fine but mama like am, ....
na poor I poor I no craze I no lazy ....
etc etc )

Say all of the above prayer points every morning when you wake up and every night before sleeping and it will be well with you

Mrsfaithhh:
Guy:babe u knw I love U.
Babe;I knw honey.
Guy;I knw I can't giv u anytin . But I lov u.
Babe:tomorrw is my brtday
Guy: wow happy brtday in adv babe. U knw I'm broke wuld hav taken u out.
Babe:
So wat does a babe gain here?

Broke guys always have the biggest p3nis . Check them out ladies

Very powerful message. It properly captures the future for Nigeria. God help us

Youngzedd:
Who is this Daniel Wilson, is he from Nigeria or Burkina Faso?


What does he know about politics.

Bleep him.

Actually this Daniel Wilson fellow is a Ghanaian. He has spent too many years in Nigeria and should soon be shown the way home.

lalasticlala:
A team known as 70 wise prophets have been sent Jerusalem to pray for Nigeria. The move came from Rev. Ifeanyichukwu Epunam who assembled 70 prophets of the Christian faith through private sector sponsorship.

But before they left, they had an encounter with the Executive Secretary of the Nigeria Christian Pilgrim Commission (NCPC), Mr. John Kennedy-Opara, at the NCPC Secretariat, Abuja, who admonished them on the essence of their spiritual journey to the holy land.

According to Sun News, while speaking to Abuja Metro, the initiator of the programme, Revd Epunam, said the programme is about the 70 wise prophets going on a national prayer summit to Jerusalem to pray for Nigerians, to pray for the president and for the peace and security of the nation, especially in 2015.

“So, it is a self-sponsored programme. The government has no kobo in it. Captains of industry sponsored it and they are here with their products to support us. They sponsored the ministers of the gospel to go and cry for mercy for Nigeria,” Epunam said.

Epunam said the project is borne out of his passion for Nigeria. “I have been a member of the National Prayer Networkin the Villa Chapel right from the Obasanjo’s government. So, I have passion for Nigeria. I have had experiences, knowing that the foundation of Nigeria is faulty, that we have to pray to put it in the right direction and at the same time, to help men and women of God know where Jesus preached the gospel: the landmarks and where he was ascendedso that the righteous will take over the earth,” Epunam stated.

In his remarks, Opara said the sponsors of the programme were exemplary people, and urged well-meaning Nigerians to emulate their gesture.

The pioneer executive secretary of the NCPC added that by so doing, crime rate in the country would be reduced, noting that an individual who embarkedon a pilgrimage, would return to the country and transform others.



http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/70-men-of-god-travels-to-jerusalem-to.html?m=1

Please count them very well when they return. It is my suspicion that at least 20 will disappear into Israel to seek better life. I am assuming they are truly WISE me though as Igbo people are traditionally known to be wise

On the list are Governors Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers), Babatunde Fashola (Lagos), Adams Oshiomhole (Edo) and a former Lagos State Attorney- General and Commissioner for Justice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.

Others whose names came up were former governors Dr. Kayode Fayemi (Ekiti State), former Governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola (Osun State), Senator Olorunnmbe Mamora and former governor Adeniyi Adebayo (Ekiti State).

Clowns. Let me suggest some more people for his list > D Banj , Wizkid , Omotola , Davido . Lagbaja , Yemi Alade , Savage etc etc

Wittylens:
Will It be more poisonous or less poisonous?

No idea. Taste it and then report back to us

Chillext:
Baba Christmas

Baba Keresi = Crazy old man

Lafem:
The APC Presidential flag-bearer has finally put an end to speculations on who becomes his Vice with the adoption of Yemi Osibanjo as his running mate ahead of other candidates thrown up for the position like Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State.

...Details later.

Culled from: http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/breaking-buhari-picks-osibanjo-running-mate

Very good indeed !!
Buhari wil become president , Two years later he will die like Yaradua and Yoruba man will become president again .
APC for ever!!

lalasticlala:
The Cross River State Police Command has nabbed a suspect, Edet Okon, with 104 bags of items believed to be hemp, also known as marijuana.

Another two drums containing the substance was also confiscated from the suspect at Ikot-Nkese in the Bakassi Local Government Area of Cross River State.

The suspect, who is in his late 50s, was paraded at the headquarters of the state Police Command in Calabar on Friday.

Edet had claimed that he was not the owner of the seized marijuana, adding that he did not know anything about it.

But speaking to PUNCH Metro, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Hogan Bassey, said the suspect was arrested in his house around 5am last Wednesday following a tip-off.

He said, “We acted based on information. The 104 bags and two drums (100 and 200 litre drums), were stocked in his house when we got there around 5am. He was arrested immediately and brought to the command headquarters.”

Bassey said the command had concluded arrangement to transfer the suspect to the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency for further investigation and eventual prosecution.

“From here, we will move the suspect and all the items to the NDLEA office here in Calabar for further investigation and prosecution,” he added.

Meanwhile, Bassey said that the police were ready to tackle crime during the festive season in order to maintain peaceful atmosphere.

Although he did not specify what security measures had been put in place, Bassey said some proactive steps had been taken, adding that it would yield the desired result.

He said the ban on fireworks were still on, adding that the order to arrest users of the banned substances was still in force.



www.punchng.com/metro-plus/police-nab-suspect-with-104-bags-of-marijuana/

Chai see better shakis

Any goalkeeper that wants to catch my shot.. die..die..die..die..die....

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gracile:
Madness is synonymous to uncleanness..

Compared to normal people, I have noticed that mad people have stronger immunity

It's either they are picking up one rubbish here or there, question is; how come they don't fall sick

Because I believe if normal individuals were to be exposed to such kinds of germs on a daily basis, it will take the grace of God for one to survive it !

Back to topic, ideas & opinions are welcome...

Why are you asking us. We look like mad people to you?

torhuke:
Shey Yoruba people no go tie this old baba rope before he enter market bah? Naxo crase da start o.

What I mean is that Yoruba elders should call obj to order and talk some sense into him becos he is busy talking and writing nonsense.

For where . Obasanjo is an Iboman like Achebe.

tuagbo:
When smoked sparringly,"igbo" gives a lot of inspiration to its smokers.Many of the songs you listen to and books you read,were created with the influence of "igbo."

Not my kind of books and music bro

I like cockroaches better. Yummy!

Igbo na bad ting

Really people credit OBJ with too much. Haba, playboy and active sex maniac at 80 ?!! Come on people .
If this is so, I want to be like him,
Baba what is the secret of your burantashi ?

Were.
That is why it is being proposed that all politicians should be subject to mental evaluation. SMH

fvck

This baba is exhibiting all the signs of a senile old man especially big time bad belle . The bitter old man will soon go the way of Achebe. I predict

Anita Hogan..... I commiserate with you sha . But anyway as they say love is blind.

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

Dude you forgot the classic
Girl : Do you love me ?
Guy : No I just wanted to sleep with you and now that I have done it I think you are the ugliest bi.tch I ever saw in my life
Girl: Boo hoo hoo. I am going to kill myself.
Guy : What would you wish to kill yourself with ? I will buy it for you.
Girl; you are heartless
Guy : Choi how you take know say I no get heart , you be winsh ?

kozaic:
To the ladies---what will you make of it

To the guyz---what will make you send such?

Fo.ol , Do you imagine the woman will still love you after you have lost your feet walking on knife and so can't get a job ? I think men are the dumbest creatures in this world.

GenBuhari:
Patrick Sawyer is not a real person. Ebola is a hoax.

There is no facebook twitter or web presence for him prior to 2013

This lunatic is everywhere at once expounding his half-brain theory that anyone who does not have a facebook, twitter and internet account does not exist
Come on how old are you ? You are sounding quite like a cretin.

Seun:
http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/female-senator-emerges-apc-governorship-candidate/

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https://scontent-b-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10357699_503057909825175_4556594718525597518_o.jpg

2425 votes ??
Winsh woman.

The return of toto decay ??

GenBuhari:
If my father was a high profile doctor, then he would have web presence

Whoever gave you the idea that Dr Adadevoh was a "high profile" superstar doctor must have also sold you the wrong drugs. The woman was only a hard-working professional doctor doing her job. If you want to verify that she existed why don't you go ask at the hospital and cross check at College of Medicine Idi Araba where she studied and got qualified ? But no you prefer to smoke crack and write any nonsense that comes into your head. You get job so ?

GenBuhari:
No high profile Doctor would fail to have some sort of web presence in 2014

What about finding web presence for Patrick Sawyer - supposedly a high profile minister in Liberia's govt.

Show me your father's web preference. I guess he doesn't exist either.
Buffoon

GenBuhari:
Please provide a link for any internet / web presence for the so called Dr Adadevoh prior to the Ebola outbreak. Until you can do that then you have no basis for calling anyone a lunatic

You are still a lvnatic. Real people don't live on the internet. They live in real houses and have real friends, familes and real jobs. Go get a life , you are a slimy brainless worm.