₦airaland Forum

felifeli:
God will save us from [size=14pt]unclad[/size]-ness on Nairaland sha

Seun ! Nairaland Mods! All this [size=14pt]UNCLAD [/size]-ness you are sharing. Diaris god ooo!!

God will save us from [size=14pt]unclad[/size]-ness on Nairaland sha

You love who? No be me and you. No touch me o.

(na lie she wan do. Na shakara oloje)

PenSniper:
Op, with due respect, this is no way to report a calamity moreso of this magnitude.
1 - no fewer than 60 casualties - how did you confirm the figure ?
2 - how on earth could you say human beings were roasted like bush meat ?
Does that portray a humane or beastly feeling ?
3 - you ended your report by saying " it is well o" Nay, what is well in a disaster of such magnitude if your is to be believed ?

Dont mind the baztard o . There so many hopeless people on this Nairaland. You could see that he was actually enjoying reporting this. Jobless monkey doesnt have a drop of real blood in his body, he is full of embalming fluid.

Vikkiboi:
Fire outbreak at molete bustop axis ibadan. So terrible.

No fewer than sixty people were burnt beyond recognition this evening
in Ibadan when a fuel tanker fell at the popular Molete Under-bridge,
splashing its highly inflammable content on all objects in sight with an
accompanying inferno. The accident that occurred around 9 pm left
scores dead and many people injured with varied degrees of injury.
When the Street Journal visited the scene of the accident, there was
commotion as many people were still trying to find their wards and
relatives that just passed though the area. Eye witness accounts have it
that the fuel tanker that was coming from Challenge end of Molete had
a break failure and the driver subsequently lost its control before it
rammed into a pole under the bridge, resulting in the fire disaster.
It was gathered at the scene of the accident that about dozens of Okada
riders and some commuters were caught up in the ensued fire disaster.
Traders by the roadsides particularly, the bread sellers were roasted like
bush meat. All the adjoining streets had a fair share of the disaster as
casualties figures are expected to rise as many people were caught
unawares in their shops. A combined team of security operatives and
the state emergency agencys were on ground to ensure that the number
of casualties was drastically brought under control. its well o

Even as fire dey burn like hellfire and rain dey fall like judgement day you still manage count more than 60 dead. God punish you. Baztard.

kullozone:
please can i fvck u mom?

His mom is dead. Have a great time fvcking her

stinggy:
DCP Odeyemi stop this high handedness na

Bros you know the man ? You don try small be dat o

Beehshorp:
and the pope worths more than all of them

Pope is a title fool.

Jakeattah:
I pray they make heaven's rich list too sha

Cos that one won't depend on how popular you are.

You really think these ones still believe in heaven ? Continue to deceive yourself.

Lovetinz:
If Paypal is the only accepted payment method, you might have to ask someone with a paypal account to pay or you, while you pay him.
(If Mastercard or Visa is accepted, you can use your Nigerian Bank issued card)

I learn that Paypal accepts payment by Mastercard and Visa though. I am only not sure if they accept such from Nigeria

I don't have a paypal account and dont want to open one. I want to buy something from someone who wants me to pay by paypal. How can I do this using my ecobank or accessbank debit card

Beazy:
Sometimes you can’t blame ladies who are crazy about material stuffs, and that is because our society is not encouraging hard work. Study hard, you get handshake. Spend time to look sexy, you get big regards. Smh!
The Miss Unilag 2014 Winner was Awarded Handsomely with a Brand New Car last week, How Come the Most Brilliant Debater get a Laptop?

Kini big deal ? A lot of prostitutes earn far more than university professors by the way. It is left to you to which one pays you the most.

onyenro:
what's the consequence if this action?

You will go to bed hungry. People will think you have eaten .

databoy247: I have often been in hot conversations with other peeps, and most of them sound like it's a taboo to get married to a lady who has a child (maybe out of wedlock). It's usually cool when they as guys having one or two kids wants a lady to get married to them but when its the reverse, na war.

Wat's behind this mentality? And are single unmarried ladies who already have a child actually "bad" like the society paint the picture? Am not a traditionalist so i really dont discriminate but my peeps sometimes see me as someone who have "lost it" cos i dont see anything wrong with single ladies (with a kid). Your views pls....

Only if you are desperate for a wife ... or you also are a single father

Picking your teeth after drinking water is taboo in my town Maiduguri

THE FEAR OF EBOLA IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM

Donfamous: One of the oldest wasys of grinding pepper,
Its so cool and adds some flavour to ur stew, but it seems people are lazy to try this step now, and most of our new generation wife don't even know anything about this, or consider it rather stressful, and primitive.
So have u ever tried it, and when last was it?

Any babe who wants to marry me must know how to use this one.
Pepper go burn your hand , onion go sting you for eyes, your knee go bruise, your back and shoulders go pain you no be small. But never mind
THIS IS A SIGN OF TRUE LOVE

But why ? This is not good

Odikwa evil .

By Chidi Nkwopara

Owerri—Christ mothers from Mgbishii, a sleepy rural community in Ohaji/Egbema Local Government Area in Imo State, have cried out to the Catholic Archbishop of Owerri Ecclesiastical Province, His Grace, Dr. Anthony Obinna, over alleged attrocities being committed by their sons and daughers in the area.

The women visited Archbishop Obinna at the Maria Assumpta Catholic Cathedral, Owerri, where they complained that they were being raped by their own sons on daily basis.

“We are raped and molested by our own children. You cannot come to Mgbuishii and return home safely because of the crime,” the women told Archbishop Obinna.

They further said that they had complained to both the state government and other law enforcement agents but regretted that they were yet to find solutions to the atrocities committed by their children.

They said: “We are angry because government is not looking at our direction at all. We have been completely abandoned for years.

Now, we have no good roads, no electricity, no market and nothing is going on in our place. To make things worse, we are now suffering from insecurity.”

Continuing, the aggrieved women also revealed that their sons take over the roads leading to their community on each of their market days and rob people, adding that this explained why people had stopped coming to buy farm produce from their market.

No Police presence

While lamenting that there is no police presence in the community, the spokes-woman, however, expressed shock that when they report anything to the police, they ultimately found themselves in more trouble as they ended up being molested the more.

“Also, each time we report cases to the police and they manage to send their men at all, the criminals beat them (policemen) up because they (criminals) parade more sophisticated weapons than what the policemen have. We needed police escort to get here (Maria Assumpta Cathedral) and we will also need them to go back home,” the women said.

On lack of social amenities in the area, the spokeswoman said the community had no roads, primary or secondary schools as well as health facilities, adding that they had been completely abandoned by the various tiers of government, even as they pointed out to the Archbishop that most of them were already planning to relocate to safer communities in Rivers State.

“Even the Reverend Father in our place is complaining and threatening to go away. About two weeks ago, some reverend sisters visited our place and were waylaid on the road and robbed. We have a lot of problems and that is why the women have come to complain to the Archbishop, who is our father in the Lord”, the women added.

Responding, Obinna commi-serated with the women over their plight and pleaded with them not to take laws into their hands.

While stressing the need for proper upbringing of children by parents in the fear of the Lord, the cleric, however, recalled some bizarre things that are now happening in the society. He prayed and blessed the women for being courageous enough to bring the sordid happenings to limelight.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/children-rape-us-imo-christian-mothers-cry/#sthash.gemYIMcj.dpuf

shachris: hmm....i Smell some crisp Naira Notes changing hands.

Id.iot

aryzgreat: The day I respect ABA was when an ABA tailor sew suit for me, people were asking me where I bought d Italian suit from. Trust me I have to enjoy d euphoria and swag by hyping the suit. Only me , d tailor and God know d ' Italian suit was ABA made.

I wish Abia will vote in a visionary leader to harness d potentials in that state.

The day I stopped respecting ABA was when I bought a traveling bag and when I got to this beautiful airport outside Naija, de ting tear when I was getting it off the conveyor. Shame catch me fa

musicwriter: You obviously don't know anything about Aba. For your information, almost every house in Aba is either making clothes, shoes, or trading. And as someone said, most of the shoes you wear whether in Lagos or Abuja was probably made in Aba but is sold you as foreign made since many Nigerians prefer foreign goods.

Why do you think you keep hearing of the Aba shoe industry?. Do you think it's a petty industry?. Look, there're probably over 10,000 shoe manufacturers in Aba town alone!. If they make just 100 shoes per day that's 1 million.

I mean, when I lived there in the 90's my brother used to run a clothing business and we used to churn out 500 clothes per day, and we wasn't even the biggest producers. If you ask me, I can put their daily shoe output at 3 - 4 million at least.

With investment and machinery as this thread suggests, Aba guys can supply Africa's shoe demand without any need for any overseas shoe import into any African country. The potential is there!.

This's where I begin to look at Nigerian banks as foools. Instead of Nigerian banks extorting money from Nigerians through various COT's as revenue source, the Aba shoe industry is a good place for banks to invest. Give loans to Aba guys and they will change Africa.

If there's nothing you can be proud of in Nigeria you can be proud of the Aba shoes industry. It could be compared to Nollywood but difference being they do have a high sense of quality which by-the-way evolved over time.

Okay no vex I be foolish Yoruba man. But that 1 million high small sha. Make we agree 100,000

aroleodua: even Nike with production factories all over the globe makes only 200,000 shoes daily.

omo you go fear lies!

no factories and less resources but these people still dey tell lies.

I wonder o. To Omoyibo 1000 and 1 million na de same tin as he no go school

ISpiksDaTroof: One million pairs a day is obviously a gross exaggeration...but then again if the amount is not inflated then the news is not coming from the South East.

Haba Aba!!
One million shoes per day ? Obviously the man does not know how to count . Any amount over 1000 is 1 million to a lot of Ibo guys

De first one go sweet well well

Udoabasi: I have tried on my own to find out whether there is any bible portion that supports the expression, "God helps those who help themselves". What I've discovered however is that the bible seems to teach the opposite. Jesus Christ did not come for those who can help themselve but for those who are helpless. That is why the bible teaches total dependence on, and acceptance of the will of God. Suprisingly, many christians, even the clergy, use this expression as if it was spoken by Christ himself. Others use it to justify themselves when they go contrary to the tenets of christianity. It is for this reason that I want to know, perhaps, there may be a verse in the bible that such expression could be found. Anyone who knows of such should please post it. Thanks.

Not scriptural but sensible. God does not help lazy people,

greatestman: For crying out loud minimize this shortcut please my brother English is not our mother tongue but it is our official language. Me ma self no sabi English, no body is perfect but at least you are a graduate.

I taya o. This graduate will be unemployable. What a pity

Telled51: Tinubu is very much alive hail and hearty [size=16pt]I was at a function with him on Saturday in London [/size]he looked better than money and was counselled and spoken to by many who sought wisdom and definition of how our dear nation will progress and change when APC wins the general election in 2015

Today is Thursday - 5 days after . It does not take more than a minute for someone to die o.
Anyway I wish him long life like I wish myself .

mindworx: cunn.ilingus = oropharyngeal cancer

I go chop that one too with am .

kolamilan: If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life and still be happy every time you eat it assuming that nutrition and everything related to it like weight loss or gain is not an issue. You can choose one single food, like oranges, or a meal, like porridge. Both examples would count as "one food". So what would it be?

pvssy

stingbreed: The United Nations finally has some good news about the climate. Well, sort of.

According to a report released by U.N. scientists on Wednesday, the ozone layer, which has been thinning since the late 1970's, is showing signs of recovery.

Scientists say that the implementation of the U.N.'s 1987 Montreal Protocol has contributed to a statistically significant increase in the stratospheric ozone layer, the thin layer of gas that protects the earth from U.V. rays linked with skin cancer. Thanks to the reduction of chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) found in refrigerants and aerosol cans the ozone is predicted to return to 1980 levels by mid-century.

This will prevent 2 million additional cases of skin cancer a year starting in 2030.

U.N. Under-Secretary-General Achim Steiner heralded the monumental success.

The Montreal Protocol - one of the world's most successful environmental treaties - has protected the stratospheric ozone layer and avoided enhanced UV radiation reaching the earth's surface."
Chemist Mario Molina, one of the co-authors of a 1974 study predicting ozone depletion, echoed this sentiment in an interview with the Associated Press.

It's a victory for diplomacy and for science and for the fact that we were able to work together."
Okay, so it looks like a strong scientific consensus coupled with worldwide action can have an important effect on reducing negative effects on the planet, right?

Ironically, it turns out that the substances being used to replace ozone-harming CFCs are contributing to global warming, MIT scientist Susan Solomon told the AP. Greenhouse gases are repairing the ozone layer while simultaneously serving as one of the major causes of global climate change.

Fixing global climate problems is a two steps forward, one step back affair.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/ozone-layer-growing-back-172216682.html

HELP WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THE OZONE LAYER IS GROWING BACK!!!

[Da fvck is da ozone layer ? ]

Lacomus: I think English language has eaten deep into our culture, I was with some friends yesterday, about nine of us were speaking a different dialect, every one was claiming that his local dialect is easier to understand, before I knew it questions were flying any how, some one told the other since his dialect is so simple that he should count from one to a thousand, ma guy no fit reach twenty , even the dude that ask the question couldn't count to fifty at the end of the day few persons barely got to hundred. I know some people can run their mouth from now till tomorrow in their local dialect, the big question is can you count to one thousand ?

Why should i want to do that ? For what purpose ? Will it get me a better job? Will it get me a better babe ?
What is the incentive ? Tell me and I will count .... I will even count backwards